Can't fit into a hat, boots or gloves?

Pregnancy is a mysterious institution

Y'all should listen to Reagan, pimp knows his shit
-George Washington

You can't always trust quotes you see on the internet
-Abraham Lincoln

Nigga like Abraham comin' up in dis thread, like he freed the slaves or something, nigga gotta respect
-Mark Twain

That Mark Twain, he was never as sedate as history would make us think
- Obi-Wan Kenobi

I fucked your mom last tomorrow
-Batman

We will fight them on the beaches
-Adolf Hitler

Remember the alamo
-Sam Houston

I haven't seen any of you history bitches doing any time travel, now have I?
-The Doctor

Bitches love my dick
-Doug Walker

Seems legit.

Reagan and Washington were total pimps in their day, nothing could come between those two.
-Albert Einstein, not pictured Nicholas Tesla, or is he? You decide
-John Maddon
Quote With in a quote
-you lost the game

No. I meant the part where GW is referencing a guy who wouldn't be born until after the centennial of his death.

O, I understood, I just wanted an excuse to go on a tangent

Some will lose

Some were born to sing the blues

Never going to give you up
Never going to let you down

Survey says: You mad.