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haeckal

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Date Signed Up:7/22/2013
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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#9 - I like people who like me. 10/01/2015 on haeckal's profile 0
#145 - Haeckal here (original writer of this comment). Norkasthethird… 10/01/2015 on abortion facts +2
#4 - Holy ******* **** . I don't think I've ever hear… 09/22/2015 on Florida man is out of control 0
#130 - RACE, n. L. radix and radius having the same original. This wo… 09/18/2015 on Racist TEST +1
#69 - Yeah, if you have religious objections to doing something that…  [+] (27 new replies) 09/09/2015 on Ha, +31
#134 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
The solution is that u're allowed to refuse to do some parts of ur job bc of religion, ONLY IF ur employer can make reasonable accommodations for you. I.E.: if u're a muslim waiter at a restaurant, u can have a different waiter serve the alcohol (and yall arrange it so u serve the food at the other guy's table or something).
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#123 - neoexdeath (09/10/2015) [-]
Well the thing is, a catholic store doesn't have to sell Condoms. But if they DO sell condoms, they need to sell them to everybody equally. They can't just decide "This guy looks awfully gay, and I don't think gay people should be having sex, so no condoms" and then turn around and sell it to a straight looking fellow.
#149 - tck (09/10/2015) [-]
Why? It's their store, and they own the merchandise. Why shouldn't they decide who gets to buy it?

"It's not fair." They aren't treating people fairly, no, but it's still fair because it's their stuff.

I mean the CASHIER shouldn't get to decide, unless the owner told them they could.
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#151 - neoexdeath (09/10/2015) [-]
Because its discriminatory as all hell. We tried it that way for a long while, but people kept on sending Black People and minorities packing, so we passed laws and an entire constitutional amendment saying that shit isn't cool.
#178 - tck (09/10/2015) [-]
>Because its discriminatory as all hell
And we all get to decide whether other people are allowed to discriminate in determining who buys their property while ON their property?

>people kept on sending Black People and minorities packing
So you're saying what, exactly? They made their own choices about their own property which they were justified in making.

>so we passed laws and an entire constitutional amendment saying that shit isn't cool
I know, and I'm asking you to tell me what business the government has in stripping people of control of their own property. Let's say I don't want cats on my property but I don't care if dogs are on it. "That ain't coo bro!" Well, so fucking what? It's MY property.
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#183 - neoexdeath (09/10/2015) [-]
The primary issue is that if enough people decide "We're not going to serve blacks" then there's not going to be anywhere for them to go. Your right to serve who you want ends where the rights of other people to live and work without discrimination begins.

And the government passes laws and regulations for the public good. We don't care if you, as a property owner, doesn't want cats on it. Cats aren't people and it doesn't really hurt the public good to have them.



Now if you end up with a thousand cats with rabies, that's something that might harm the public good, and infringe on the rights of other people to NOT get rabies from pissed off felines.
#194 - tck (09/10/2015) [-]
I had a lengthy reply typed, then tried to highlight part of your post and it opened a new reply box. I'm a little bit pissed at that; but regardless, I don't feel like retyping it, and I don't feel like making a half-assed reply.
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#177 - economicfreedom (09/10/2015) [-]
historically, discrimination was mandated by government

for-profit businesses tend not to piss on their customers, you don't make much money that way
#79 - arolexion (09/10/2015) [-]
Umm.. The government cant force you to sell anything you don't want to.
#82 - caette (09/10/2015) [-]
except a marriage license
#86 - arolexion (09/10/2015) [-]
Except marriage licenses are not exactly "Sold" And the courthouses are owned by the government itself.
Caette i know i make you horny hon but seriously stop trying to troll.
#87 - caette (09/10/2015) [-]
Sorry, and who are you again?
#88 - arolexion (09/10/2015) [-]
Exactly. Now go away you ratchet ho.
#90 - caette (09/10/2015) [-]
nice, is this how you "win" arguments on the internet?
#91 - arolexion (09/10/2015) [-]
Nope. This is how.
#93 - caette (09/10/2015) [-]
That's even worse. lol
#94 - arolexion (09/10/2015) [-]
Again i know im hot, but you turmblr bitches need to learn how to hit on men, going over to them at starting shit doesn't work, this isn't grade school. This is the real grownup world. Fuck off you slimey bitch.
#97 - caette (09/10/2015) [-]
assuming i'm into you?
why would i have any reason to be into you? i don't know anything about you, what you look like, what your personality is like (other than being a complete tool)
also how am i starting shit? government workers are required by law to sign marriage licenses. i said that and you called my a hoe and insulting me based on my gender.
take your own advice, this isn't grade school. This is the real grownup world.
#101 - arolexion (09/10/2015) [-]
k.
#148 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
The lack of ability to understand sarcasm or humor is evidence of limited abstract thought; usually girls do it, it's pretty cringeworthy to see. Which means I cringed at her replies more than I cringed at yours, so you got lucky on that one.
#150 - arolexion (09/10/2015) [-]
This caette person is known for trying to troll smart. But she/he still fails.
#152 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
"I'm trolling smart" is just a cop out for being believably dumb.
#153 - arolexion (09/10/2015) [-]
lol
#162 - caette (09/10/2015) [-]
the hell are you talking about? i never said anything about trolling. all i did was add my two cents and you started being a dick, how exactly is that funny?
#76 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
yep my religion says gays are sub human.
#146 - thejusticar (09/10/2015) [-]
**thejusticar used "*roll picture*"**
**thejusticar rolled image** huh a muslim, we dont get much of yall on funnyjunk
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#75 - durkadurka (09/10/2015) [-]
Exactly. There's a difference between owning a business and working in someone else's.

#229 - Both of those statements are untrue. Racial thinking goes bac… 09/08/2015 on (untitled) 0
#228 - Scientists have tested human populations for over a hundred ye…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2015 on (untitled) 0
#238 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
there are studies that support me, but we both know there is no reason to show u. if yer interested go look it up. no study has ever proven any race smarter or stronger, or anything like that. 50% genetic yea on a person to person bases, that literally has nothing to do with race. lol gave my self away their, did ya see?
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#226 - Lactose tolerance is genetic, and is most common among people … 09/08/2015 on (untitled) 0
#225 - Yeah I hate to contradict Toni Morrison but the whole "th… 09/08/2015 on (untitled) 0
#63 - It's because there is a Jewish "race" as well as a J…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2015 on Racist TEST +24
#129 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Being jewish isn't a race, it's an ehnicity or a religion. Saying it's a race would exclude everyone who doesn't possess the stereotypical features.
Sure jews may have simialr traits, but that is what "inbreeding" does, most jews do come from a bloodline that can date back several thousand years ago.
But you can't say that a religion is a race...
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#130 - haeckal (09/18/2015) [-]
RACE, n. L. radix and radius having the same original. This word coincides in origin with rod, ray, radiate, &c.

1. The lineage of a family, or continued series of descendants from a parent who is called the stock. A race is the series of descendants indefinitely. Thus all mankind are called the race of Adam; the Israelites are of the race of Abraham and Jacob.


~ Webster's American Dictionary of the English Language, 1828
#125 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
Well then where does that redhead jew stereotype come from? Pretty sure they haven't mixed in the middle east. Last time I put a ginger in the sun he lit up like dracula trying to tan.

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User avatar #8 - norkasthethird (09/30/2015) [-]
You. I like you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - haeckal (10/01/2015) [-]
I like people who like me.
User avatar #7 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/15/2014) [-]
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#4 - aerosol (03/01/2014) [-]
Pleasure to make your first profile comment sir. You know you're probably the only person I've met on FJ who can talk about Catholicism to other people without getting them all worked up.
Pleasure to make your first profile comment sir. You know you're probably the only person I've met on FJ who can talk about Catholicism to other people without getting them all worked up.
#5 to #4 - haeckal (03/01/2014) [-]
The honor is mine, friend. I know, right? I'm surprised myself. Quite sure it won't last.
User avatar #6 to #5 - aerosol (03/01/2014) [-]
You know, it's funny; I feel like this site is one of the few entertainment-based places on the internet where people actually listen occasionally. Do you ever get that feeling?
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