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Date Signed Up:9/03/2013
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#143 - Time for the so's of the week everybody. the video 04/08/2015 on Cringe #23 +1
#231 - When you learned it, did you perhaps thank your pianist like B… 03/30/2015 on Creepy Art 0
#228 - erlenkönig means Elf king 03/30/2015 on Creepy Art 0
#170 - I guess that would be comparable to using the console to downl… 03/30/2015 on Circlejerk +14
#14 - THAT'S RABBIT YOU IGNORANT **** ! 03/30/2015 on Tigger warning -5
#122 - Eine Krähe war mit mir Aus der Stadt gezogen, Ist … 03/30/2015 on Creepy Art 0
#118 - Fremd bin ich eingezogen, Fremd zieh' ich wied…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Creepy Art +1
User avatar #119 - Sethorein (03/30/2015) [-]
Now, I understand that those Russians have had it too good for far too long, but hear me out. Maybe you can wait until AFTER you resolve the conflict on your eastern border before you start a new front on the west.
User avatar #122 - hackhazardly (03/30/2015) [-]

Eine Krähe war mit mir
Aus der Stadt gezogen,
Ist bis heute für und für
Um mein Haupt geflogen.

Krähe, wunderliches Tier,
Willst mich nicht verlassen?
Meinst wohl, bald als Beute hier
Meinen Leib zu fassen?

Nun, es wird nicht weit mehr geh'n
An dem Wanderstabe.
Krähe, laß mich endlich seh'n,
Treue bis zum Grabe!
#112 - Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind? Es ist der Vater…  [+] (19 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Creepy Art +32
#225 - anonymous (03/30/2015) [-]
honestly this looked like a rammestein song at first.
#212 - johrny (03/30/2015) [-]
Whos riding so late through night and wind
Its the dad with his child
He has his son firmly in his hands
He holds him save, he holds him warm

"Son, why your wearn this fright on your face?"
Seen, Father, the erlenkönig not?
The erlenkönig with tail and crown
Son, it is only strife of fog.

"Lovely child, come and go with me
So lovely i will play with thy
There are some coulourful flowers on the sideway
My Mother has some beatiful clothings at hand"

Father, My Father, thy do not hear,
what the erlenkönig silently promises me?
Be calm, stay calm, my child;
In thin leafes rattles the wind.

You want, fine child, go with me?
My daughters will wait beautifully
My Daughters will do the nighly dance
And will dance and singing you in."

My Father, My Father aren't you seing there
Erlenkönigs daughter at the darken place?
My Son, My Son i see it directly:
The old trees seem so grey

I love thee, i desire your lovely figure
And if you aren't willing, then im using force."
My father, my father, now he is touching me
The erlenkönig did me some harm!"

The Father terrifiied, hes ridin' at hast
Hes holding in his arms the acing child
He reaches the place with need
But the child in his arms was death

(My own translation, no google bullshit here, it does not rhyme anymore tou . I learned that the erlenkönig is to be interpreted as the death in this ryhme!)
#237 - dubstroyer (04/05/2015) [-]
Wow, inspiring. Is this a folks tale or something? I know a lot of fairy shit originates from Germany and I'm interested at those.
User avatar #231 - hackhazardly (03/30/2015) [-]
When you learned it, did you perhaps thank your pianist like Bill Murray thanked that one cargo ship?
User avatar #228 - hackhazardly (03/30/2015) [-]
erlenkönig means Elf king
#227 - anonymous (03/30/2015) [-]
the child was dead, not death
#204 - anonymous (03/30/2015) [-]
Translation please? Probably less than 5% of people on this website can read that
#213 - johrny (03/30/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Creepy+art/funny-pictures/5499009/212#212

I did a translation for ya guys sethorein, alexandrz
User avatar #214 - alexandrz (03/30/2015) [-]
I know how it goes, or I wouldn't have recognized it.
User avatar #215 - johrny (03/30/2015) [-]
Okey.... i only tried to be nice.....
User avatar #217 - alexandrz (03/30/2015) [-]
Yeah don't do that. That's how rape happens.
User avatar #230 - johrny (03/30/2015) [-]
Dude, i did not thumped you down.... look at the votes pal!
User avatar #208 - stolzejungfrau (03/30/2015) [-]
well, i can read that. and i dont think that everything that is said here is suppost to be readable for everyone.
User avatar #195 - alexandrz (03/30/2015) [-]
I don't even speak German, yet I could tell by the image that this would be The Elf-King.
User avatar #115 - Sethorein (03/30/2015) [-]
You make a convincing argument, really you do. But invading Poland is a TERRIBLE idea!
#140 - johrny (03/30/2015) [-]
It's a german hymn called "the erlenkönig". Its supposed to make childs sleep. Yeah, like anyone is going to sleep after this nightmare inducing shit.....
User avatar #118 - hackhazardly (03/30/2015) [-]

Fremd bin ich eingezogen,
Fremd zieh' ich wieder aus.
Der Mai war mir gewogen
Mit manchem Blumenstrauß.

Das Mädchen sprach von Liebe,
Die Mutter gar von Eh', -
Nun ist die Welt so trübe,
Der Weg gehüllt in Schnee.

Ich kann zu meiner Reisen
Nicht wählen mit der Zeit,
Muß selbst den Weg mir weisen
In dieser Dunkelheit.

Es zieht ein Mondenschatten
Als mein Gefährte mit,
Und auf den weißen Matten
Such' ich des Wildes Tritt.

Was soll ich länger weilen,
Daß man mich trieb hinaus?
Laß irre Hunde heulen
Vor ihres Herren Haus;

Die Liebe liebt das Wandern -
Gott hat sie so gemacht -
Von einem zu dem andern.
Fein Liebchen, gute Nacht!

Will dich im Traum nicht stören,
Wär schad' um deine Ruh'.
Sollst meinen Tritt nicht hören -
Sacht, sacht die Türe zu!

Schreib im Vorübergehen
Ans Tor dir: Gute Nacht,
Damit du mögest sehen,
An dich hab' ich gedacht
User avatar #119 - Sethorein (03/30/2015) [-]
Now, I understand that those Russians have had it too good for far too long, but hear me out. Maybe you can wait until AFTER you resolve the conflict on your eastern border before you start a new front on the west.
User avatar #122 - hackhazardly (03/30/2015) [-]

Eine Krähe war mit mir
Aus der Stadt gezogen,
Ist bis heute für und für
Um mein Haupt geflogen.

Krähe, wunderliches Tier,
Willst mich nicht verlassen?
Meinst wohl, bald als Beute hier
Meinen Leib zu fassen?

Nun, es wird nicht weit mehr geh'n
An dem Wanderstabe.
Krähe, laß mich endlich seh'n,
Treue bis zum Grabe!
#2732 - >find hobby >do hobby 03/30/2015 on /hobby/ 0
#130 - Picture 03/29/2015 on Who's the greatest? +1

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#19 - datgrass ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #13 - hackhazardly (06/25/2014) [-]
Well, you have my vote.
User avatar #15 to #14 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hackhazardly (06/25/2014) [-]
So when does your campaign start?
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Read the username. Already president. But I'm up for re-election in 2016
User avatar #18 to #17 - hackhazardly (06/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I meant to say re-election campaign.
User avatar #3 - anonymousperson (04/22/2014) [-]
what are you to slurm
User avatar #4 to #3 - hackhazardly (04/22/2014) [-]
SLURM!! SLUURRMM!! YOU ASK WHAT AM I TO SLURM!!!. Slurm is the divine nectar of my loins, treasured by the gods. AND YOU, foolish mortal, ask what I am to slurm, I am none but the progenitor of it's animate.
User avatar #6 to #5 - hackhazardly (04/22/2014) [-]
kkk
User avatar #7 to #6 - anonymousperson (04/22/2014) [-]
nice profile
User avatar #8 to #7 - hackhazardly (04/22/2014) [-]
Please elaborate?
User avatar #9 to #8 - anonymousperson (04/22/2014) [-]
level 6 fj
User avatar #10 to #9 - hackhazardly (04/22/2014) [-]
Level 6 what?
User avatar #1 - ordoniez (04/04/2014) [-]
Are you gathering all those FJ badges? or would interchange for something?
User avatar #2 to #1 - hackhazardly (04/05/2014) [-]
Gathering, sorry.
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