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Date Signed Up:5/24/2011
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User avatar #174 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
User avatar #175 to #174 - haaaxderp (05/17/2013) [-]
holy shit what the fuck did I do?
#169 - ghostrollerelite ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
nigger you coming over Monday, just giving you a heads since your coming back from Georgia and i would imaging you being tired and what not
nigger you coming over Monday, just giving you a heads since your coming back from Georgia and i would imaging you being tired and what not
#171 to #169 - haaaxderp (03/11/2013) [-]
it's me playing ArmA 3.   
I'll bring my joystick bro.
it's me playing ArmA 3.
I'll bring my joystick bro.
User avatar #172 to #171 - ghostrollerelite ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
okay sweet, did it stop lagging for you or do you need to put it on low so it wouldn't lag
User avatar #173 to #172 - haaaxderp (03/11/2013) [-]
I haven't had the chance to fix it yet.
My dad's hogging my monitor.
User avatar #170 to #169 - haaaxderp (03/11/2013) [-]
I should be able to go at around 4
#168 - cookedspider ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
lel
lel
#166 - cookedspider ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
heheueheueheeueheu
User avatar #167 to #166 - haaaxderp (02/14/2013) [-]
I meant the whole video nigger
User avatar #159 - ghostrollerelite ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
your a nigger
User avatar #160 to #159 - haaaxderp (01/03/2013) [-]
*you're
User avatar #161 to #160 - ghostrollerelite ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Good old Brendan, what happen to you're Facebook did you get banned again. anyway was up
User avatar #162 to #161 - haaaxderp (01/03/2013) [-]
Nope, school made me shut it down.
User avatar #163 to #162 - ghostrollerelite ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
What the fuck, why?
User avatar #164 to #163 - haaaxderp (01/03/2013) [-]
"bullying"
User avatar #165 to #164 - ghostrollerelite ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
well that's bullshit to make you delete you're Facebook and it doesn't make sense anyway, what did you do
#154 - N. Korean citizen (12/14/2012) [-]
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FUCKING POOR IDIOT YOU ASSHOLE.
LEAVE MY FUCKING MONITOR THIS YOU PRICK. MY COMPUTER COST 1,200 WHEN I BOUGHT TI SO FUCK YOU
User avatar #155 to #154 - haaaxderp (12/14/2012) [-]
Bro.
Turn your brightness up.
If you couldn't see those stars, you're either blind, you have a shitty monitor, or your brightness is down.
User avatar #152 - sasyboncho (09/23/2012) [-]
Because fuck you.
User avatar #149 - ericbeagles (09/19/2012) [-]
Do you honestly respond to threats over the internet with "I own a .308 Remington hunting rifle, and multiple knives"? The other guy was a bigger spastic but still
User avatar #150 to #149 - haaaxderp (09/19/2012) [-]
I know I said that, but I'm just wondering where the hell you saw that.

Also, I only use that response when people threaten to harm me IRL over the internet. It's a valid response, saying that if they actually go through their threat of causing me physical harm, they will not be walking back out of my house.
User avatar #151 to #150 - ericbeagles (09/20/2012) [-]
I'm magic, don't question it. Also fair enough.
User avatar #136 - bobJML (08/26/2012) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #137 to #136 - haaaxderp (08/26/2012) [-]
Nothing much, I sent you a friend request because nostalgia.
User avatar #140 to #137 - bobJML (08/26/2012) [-]
lolwat
User avatar #135 - zomba **User deleted account** (08/25/2012) [-]
you have to be 16 to register here

go kill yourself
User avatar #138 to #135 - haaaxderp (08/26/2012) [-]
Whoa bro, I didn't know that people put their real ages on the internet.
Also, the required age is 18, although the average FJ user is 15-16.
User avatar #126 - zameckis (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks for add!!
User avatar #127 to #126 - haaaxderp (07/19/2012) [-]
Why just ADD?
Is ADHD not good enough?
Huh?
#128 to #127 - zameckis (07/19/2012) [-]
yes , it's not good enough
yes , it's not good enough
#129 to #128 - haaaxderp (07/19/2012) [-]
I have no suitable reaction, so take this.
I have no suitable reaction, so take this.
User avatar #119 - dafunkad (06/02/2012) [-]
clap clap clap
#120 to #133 - dafunkad (06/02/2012) [-]
erf pic didn't load
User avatar #90 - girlygirlygirl (04/30/2012) [-]
I have no idea what comment you replied too
User avatar #91 to #91 - haaaxderp (04/30/2012) [-]
The one with 9 replies.
#77 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2012) [-]
Did i forget to say you're a cunt?
User avatar #78 to #78 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
Obviously.
#79 to #79 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2012) [-]
You're a cunt.
User avatar #80 to #80 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
You're such a good white knight, you called me a cunt, I'm so scared right now.
#72 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2012) [-]
You're a cunt, you'll always be a cunt. The only thing that will change is that you're gunna be a bigger cunt when you get older. And maybe you'll have a few cunt kids.
User avatar #76 to #73 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
I don't plan on having kids with cunts, I want boys.

Thanks for the offer bro.
User avatar #70 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
i swear to god i am going to fucking murder you! you're a total dick, i am going to get your ip adress, follow, it, and murder you in cold blood. stop going around and "trolling" harmless people. maybe i should troll you by getting your ass kicked over and over again!
User avatar #98 to #71 - haaaxderp (05/09/2012) [-]
i'm going to assume you never found me, on the basis that i'm still alive.
User avatar #99 to #99 - somepervert (05/09/2012) [-]
im just going to state the truth, and that is, i dont care anymore... ive outgrown this petty argument. but have you?
User avatar #100 to #100 - haaaxderp (05/09/2012) [-]
eeyup, I was just randomly checking up on it.
User avatar #74 to #71 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
Another thing, I only act like that on Facebook with my troll account. I am a perfectly normal person in real life.
User avatar #73 to #71 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
You clearly don't understand how technology works, you can't trace my IP, since you don't have it. Also, you can't get my IP from this webpage, because we do not send any HTTP, UDP, or UTP packets to each other directly. Also, good job being a white night, if you tried anything in real life, i'd probably kick your ass. I learned Krav Magav from my dad, who was in Israeli special forces for 7 years.

tl:dr Good luck finding me, and if you do, you wouldn't be the one kicking ass
User avatar #82 to #74 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
Long story short, i CAN find you, and i most likely will kick your ass nonetheless. people who use krav magav aint shit but hoes and tricks.
User avatar #83 to #83 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
I own a .308 Remington hunting rifle, and multiple knives, if you are threatening me, I am alowed to defend myself nonetheless.
User avatar #84 to #84 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
big whoop, .308 Remington hunting rifle is for pussies and so what, you have knives, like that would stop me. and i am allowed to put a bullet right between your eyes into your thick skull!
#85 to #85 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
Did you find me yet bro?
User avatar #86 to #86 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
nope, because i am quite busy. but dont worry, finding you in your redneck home will be no problem.
User avatar #87 to #87 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
It's funny because I live in New Hampshire, what did you think, I lived in Tennessee?
User avatar #88 to #88 - somepervert (04/24/2012) [-]
just because you live in New Hampshire doesnt mean you cant live like a hillbilly. shit what are you a person who generalizes anything given to them. gosh damn i wanna hurt you so bad
User avatar #89 to #89 - haaaxderp (04/24/2012) [-]
I don't live like a hillybilly, but I was referencing the part where you called me a redneck. The most well known part where people live like hillbillies is the south, so the way you called me a redneck made me think you though I lived in the south. Now, how close are you to finding me dude?
#75 to #74 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2012) [-]
COOL STORY BRO!
#71 to #71 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2012) [-]
You're so right man! I just saw his posts...

I know a few people in real life who act like that on the internet...Let's just say they hate anything and anyone better then them...lol
#69 - haaaxderp (04/16/2012) [-]
ilied
ilied
#68 - haaaxderp (03/23/2012) [-]
Lol suicidal asians
#66 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #67 to #67 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/15/2012) [-]
http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=UBoQvhzeeCY
#63 - newborn ONLINE (03/14/2012) [-]
your comment thumbs are 9999....
#64 to #64 - haaaxderp (03/14/2012) [-]
>10,003 when I check
first world problems
#65 to #65 - newborn ONLINE (03/14/2012) [-]
aww just missed it :(
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