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#710 - I guess that Dubs machine EFG lent you works. EFG fails so…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/29/2012 on Go Ahead and Skip +42
#1347 - koobzacc (03/01/2012) [-]
EFG can succeed at failing. After all, it's his job, it's the only thing he's good at. I take your paradox and push it somewhere else.
#1411 - haaaxderp (03/01/2012) [-]
I don't want to continue this string of circular logic.
So take this!
#1416 - koobzacc (03/01/2012) [-]
wouldnt there be two mushroom clouds?
#1109 - xadakk (02/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #1357 - huntinguy (03/01/2012) [-]
i got a lot more thumbs than i thought i would get with those dubs. thank you all
#735 - huntinguy (02/29/2012) [-]
#638 - **haaaxderp rolls 09**  [+] (9 new replies) 02/29/2012 on Go Ahead and Skip +80
#699 - huntinguy (02/29/2012) [-]
**huntinguy rolls 44**
#1377 - tommyservo (03/01/2012) [-]
**tommyservo rolls 05** There's weird shit going on in this thread.
#710 - haaaxderp (02/29/2012) [-]
I guess that Dubs machine EFG lent you works.
EFG fails so hard, he fails at failing. By failing at failing, that also means he must win at failing. Because EFG wins at failing, he can't fail at failing. Because EFG can't fail at failing, he must win at failing. If EFG wins at failing, that means he must win at failing.

Someone please shoot me in the face before I divide by 0.
#1347 - koobzacc (03/01/2012) [-]
EFG can succeed at failing. After all, it's his job, it's the only thing he's good at. I take your paradox and push it somewhere else.
#1411 - haaaxderp (03/01/2012) [-]
I don't want to continue this string of circular logic.
So take this!
#1416 - koobzacc (03/01/2012) [-]
wouldnt there be two mushroom clouds?
#1109 - xadakk (02/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #1357 - huntinguy (03/01/2012) [-]
i got a lot more thumbs than i thought i would get with those dubs. thank you all
#735 - huntinguy (02/29/2012) [-]
#37 - Also, most people play Operation Arrowhead. 02/29/2012 on haaaxderp's profile 0
#36 - There are many servers with enough players, and both versions …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/29/2012 on haaaxderp's profile 0
User avatar #38 - teleks (02/29/2012) [-]
thanks man! Seems awsome ^^ I have an decent laptop i play on right now. Acer Aspire 7738. I tried on a website called can you run it or some shit. i apperantly could run Reinforcements but not Arrowhead :/
User avatar #39 - haaaxderp (02/29/2012) [-]
Yup, you can run both, also, try getting ArmA 1, it's cheaper, basically the same, and runs faster.
#40 - teleks (02/29/2012) [-]
okey. thank you for all your help!
#41 - haaaxderp (02/29/2012) [-]
Just doing a random person a favor.
Not like I had anything better to do!
User avatar #37 - haaaxderp (02/29/2012) [-]
Also, most people play Operation Arrowhead.
#34 - There's a free version, and ArmA Reinforcements has more maps,…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/29/2012 on haaaxderp's profile 0
User avatar #35 - teleks (02/29/2012) [-]
nice ^^

Well is ArmA Reinforcements ralistic? or atleast a little :P
Are the story fun? if there is one ?
Is it easy to find a server with a decent number of player in it?
and is it fun? ^^ that is all i think

User avatar #36 - haaaxderp (02/29/2012) [-]
There are many servers with enough players, and both versions are EXTREMELY realistic. When I say realistic, I mean realistic physics, realistic enviornment, realistic tactics. There is a campaign, which is quite difficult until you get the feel of the game by testing things out in the editor. The campaign is fun, and when you finish it, you can download user-made missions, or even full campaigns.
A question for you, how powerful is your computer? If you don't know, then you could just tell me the model number (ex. HP Pavilion Dv7) and I could look it up for you.
User avatar #38 - teleks (02/29/2012) [-]
thanks man! Seems awsome ^^ I have an decent laptop i play on right now. Acer Aspire 7738. I tried on a website called can you run it or some shit. i apperantly could run Reinforcements but not Arrowhead :/
User avatar #39 - haaaxderp (02/29/2012) [-]
Yup, you can run both, also, try getting ArmA 1, it's cheaper, basically the same, and runs faster.
#40 - teleks (02/29/2012) [-]
okey. thank you for all your help!
#41 - haaaxderp (02/29/2012) [-]
Just doing a random person a favor.
Not like I had anything better to do!
User avatar #37 - haaaxderp (02/29/2012) [-]
Also, most people play Operation Arrowhead.
#233 - Made this a few minutes ago. Used it like 3 times already,… 02/29/2012 on Insanity Wolf +5
#90 - Made this right now. I'm going to hell. 02/29/2012 on new girl +12
#87 - I'm an Israeli, in Spanish 1, as a freshman, with no experienc…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/29/2012 on new girl +1
User avatar #92 - monkeysmist (02/29/2012) [-]
What is that thing I don't even
#53 - It's "Nos Gusta"  [+] (7 new replies) 02/29/2012 on new girl +14
User avatar #73 - hudsen (02/29/2012) [-]
I only took Spanish 1 and 2 some years ago,
but adding onto your correction, would it not be
Nos Gustamos?

Or am I just dazed and confused?
User avatar #98 - DrollHumor (02/29/2012) [-]
Gusta only has two conjugations. "Gusta" for singular and "gustan" for plural.

Literally translated, "Me gusta" "--- is pleasing to me." So really the meme is a sentence fragment. A whole sentence would be "Me gusta el cereal" "The cereal is pleasing to me."

Using the only other conjugation would mean more than one cereal. "Me gustan los cereales".

tl;dr No such thing as "gustamos"
#87 - haaaxderp (02/29/2012) [-]
I'm an Israeli, in Spanish 1, as a freshman, with no experience with Spanish.
I thought the small correction was necessary.
I now know that there are Spanish grammar nazis.
We shall call them "The Grammar Cartel"
Pic unrelated.
User avatar #92 - monkeysmist (02/29/2012) [-]
What is that thing I don't even
#86 - N. Korean citizen (02/29/2012) [-]
nos gustamos means we please ourselves.........
#62 - certifiedidiot (02/29/2012) [-]
You've gone too far Japan!
User avatar #61 - loveablekiller (02/29/2012) [-]
Grammar Nazi : Not just for english anymore.
#38 - His balls stuck to the seat. And every other part of … 02/29/2012 on Toilet Seats +2
#211 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/29/2012 on Silly statue +18
#283 - ocallday (02/29/2012) [-]
o-o
#315 - hadokendude (02/29/2012) [-]
This I will never find a use for
#248 - ktino (02/29/2012) [-]
#272 - zionsype (02/29/2012) [-]
#68 - This thread is now potato.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/29/2012 on Insanity Wolf +13
#123 - tropius (02/29/2012) [-]
#233 - haaaxderp (02/29/2012) [-]
Made this a few minutes ago.
Used it like 3 times already, It's quite useful.
#556 - It's rabbit season! No, it's duck season! rabbit seaso… 02/28/2012 on Girlfriend -2
#1034 - Forgot which part of the video, but this is the beginning of t… 02/28/2012 on Don't let this get lost in... 0
#38 - Picture 02/28/2012 on destroyoncontact's profile 0
#36 - I'm an awesome FJ wingman bro.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2012 on destroyoncontact's profile 0
#37 - destroyoncontact (02/28/2012) [-]
yes
#38 - haaaxderp (02/28/2012) [-]
#49 - Good job man! 02/28/2012 on Frontpage Shenanigans +1
#34 - I saved you from getting red thumbed to hell... I feel lik…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2012 on destroyoncontact's profile 0
User avatar #35 - destroyoncontact (02/28/2012) [-]
haha yes thank you after you replied i went from -1 thumbs to 15
#36 - haaaxderp (02/28/2012) [-]
I'm an awesome FJ wingman bro.
#37 - destroyoncontact (02/28/2012) [-]
yes
#38 - haaaxderp (02/28/2012) [-]
#2 - Someone liked it on facebook, and it showed up in the top righ… 02/28/2012 on Truth or Dare 0
#295 - Here, have a High-Res edit. 02/28/2012 on Facebook (2) +5
#335 - dafuq  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2012 on Facebook (1) +22
User avatar #341 - whiterice (02/28/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk page on facebook, Content with a title called Facebook (1).
User avatar #403 - KillYourself (02/28/2012) [-]
you don't say
#264 - Picture 02/28/2012 on Wake Up +5
#486 - **haaaxderp rolls 46** Can I do it again? 02/28/2012 on Don't let this get lost in... 0
#477 - Thumbed because you didn't delete it like a pussy.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2012 on Don't let this get lost in... +22
User avatar #901 - Nickk (02/28/2012) [-]
what video is that from?! link plz
User avatar #1034 - haaaxderp (02/28/2012) [-]
Forgot which part of the video, but this is the beginning of the episode.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_u...
#656 - raxle (02/28/2012) [-]
Thumbed for The Creatures.
User avatar #482 - destroyoncontact (02/28/2012) [-]
Thank you kind sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
#355 - **haaaxderp rolls 66** Don't mind me, just testing out m…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2012 on Don't let this get lost in... +60
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User avatar #174 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
User avatar #175 to #174 - haaaxderp ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
holy shit what the fuck did I do?
#169 - ghostrollerelite ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
nigger you coming over Monday, just giving you a heads since your coming back from Georgia and i would imaging you being tired and what not
nigger you coming over Monday, just giving you a heads since your coming back from Georgia and i would imaging you being tired and what not
#171 to #169 - haaaxderp ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
it's me playing ArmA 3.   
I'll bring my joystick bro.
it's me playing ArmA 3.
I'll bring my joystick bro.
User avatar #172 to #171 - ghostrollerelite ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
okay sweet, did it stop lagging for you or do you need to put it on low so it wouldn't lag
User avatar #173 to #172 - haaaxderp ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
I haven't had the chance to fix it yet.
My dad's hogging my monitor.
User avatar #170 to #169 - haaaxderp ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
I should be able to go at around 4
#168 - cookedspider (02/15/2013) [-]
lel
lel
#166 - cookedspider (02/14/2013) [-]
heheueheueheeueheu
User avatar #167 to #166 - haaaxderp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
I meant the whole video nigger
User avatar #159 - ghostrollerelite ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
your a nigger
User avatar #160 to #159 - haaaxderp ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
*you're
User avatar #161 to #160 - ghostrollerelite ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Good old Brendan, what happen to you're Facebook did you get banned again. anyway was up
User avatar #162 to #161 - haaaxderp ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Nope, school made me shut it down.
User avatar #163 to #162 - ghostrollerelite ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
What the fuck, why?
User avatar #164 to #163 - haaaxderp ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
"bullying"
User avatar #165 to #164 - ghostrollerelite ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
well that's bullshit to make you delete you're Facebook and it doesn't make sense anyway, what did you do
#154 - N. Korean citizen (12/14/2012) [-]
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FUCKING POOR IDIOT YOU ASSHOLE.
LEAVE MY FUCKING MONITOR THIS YOU PRICK. MY COMPUTER COST 1,200 WHEN I BOUGHT TI SO FUCK YOU
User avatar #155 to #154 - haaaxderp ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Bro.
Turn your brightness up.
If you couldn't see those stars, you're either blind, you have a shitty monitor, or your brightness is down.
User avatar #152 - sasyboncho (09/23/2012) [-]
Because fuck you.
User avatar #153 to #152 - haaaxderp ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
k
User avatar #149 - ericbeagles (09/19/2012) [-]
Do you honestly respond to threats over the internet with "I own a .308 Remington hunting rifle, and multiple knives"? The other guy was a bigger spastic but still
User avatar #150 to #149 - haaaxderp ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
I know I said that, but I'm just wondering where the hell you saw that.

Also, I only use that response when people threaten to harm me IRL over the internet. It's a valid response, saying that if they actually go through their threat of causing me physical harm, they will not be walking back out of my house.
User avatar #151 to #150 - ericbeagles (09/20/2012) [-]
I'm magic, don't question it. Also fair enough.
User avatar #136 - bobJML (08/26/2012) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #137 to #136 - haaaxderp ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Nothing much, I sent you a friend request because nostalgia.
User avatar #140 to #137 - bobJML (08/26/2012) [-]
lolwat
User avatar #135 - zomba **User deleted account** (08/25/2012) [-]
you have to be 16 to register here

go kill yourself
User avatar #138 to #135 - haaaxderp ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Whoa bro, I didn't know that people put their real ages on the internet.
Also, the required age is 18, although the average FJ user is 15-16.
User avatar #126 - zameckis (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks for add!!
User avatar #127 to #126 - haaaxderp ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
Why just ADD?
Is ADHD not good enough?
Huh?
#128 to #127 - zameckis (07/19/2012) [-]
yes , it's not good enough
yes , it's not good enough
#129 to #128 - haaaxderp ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
I have no suitable reaction, so take this.
I have no suitable reaction, so take this.
User avatar #119 - dafunkad (06/02/2012) [-]
clap clap clap
#120 to #133 - dafunkad (06/02/2012) [-]
erf pic didn't load
User avatar #90 - girlygirlygirl (04/30/2012) [-]
I have no idea what comment you replied too
User avatar #91 to #91 - haaaxderp ONLINE (04/30/2012) [-]
The one with 9 replies.
#77 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2012) [-]
Did i forget to say you're a cunt?
User avatar #78 to #78 - haaaxderp ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Obviously.
#79 to #79 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2012) [-]
You're a cunt.
User avatar #80 to #80 - haaaxderp ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
You're such a good white knight, you called me a cunt, I'm so scared right now.
#72 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2012) [-]
You're a cunt, you'll always be a cunt. The only thing that will change is that you're gunna be a bigger cunt when you get older. And maybe you'll have a few cunt kids.
User avatar #76 to #73 - haaaxderp ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
I don't plan on having kids with cunts, I want boys.

Thanks for the offer bro.
User avatar #70 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
i swear to god i am going to fucking murder you! you're a total dick, i am going to get your ip adress, follow, it, and murder you in cold blood. stop going around and "trolling" harmless people. maybe i should troll you by getting your ass kicked over and over again!
User avatar #98 to #71 - haaaxderp ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]
i'm going to assume you never found me, on the basis that i'm still alive.
User avatar #99 to #99 - somepervert (05/09/2012) [-]
im just going to state the truth, and that is, i dont care anymore... ive outgrown this petty argument. but have you?
User avatar #100 to #100 - haaaxderp ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]
eeyup, I was just randomly checking up on it.
User avatar #74 to #71 - haaaxderp ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Another thing, I only act like that on Facebook with my troll account. I am a perfectly normal person in real life.
User avatar #73 to #71 - haaaxderp ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
You clearly don't understand how technology works, you can't trace my IP, since you don't have it. Also, you can't get my IP from this webpage, because we do not send any HTTP, UDP, or UTP packets to each other directly. Also, good job being a white night, if you tried anything in real life, i'd probably kick your ass. I learned Krav Magav from my dad, who was in Israeli special forces for 7 years.

tl:dr Good luck finding me, and if you do, you wouldn't be the one kicking ass
User avatar #82 to #74 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
Long story short, i CAN find you, and i most likely will kick your ass nonetheless. people who use krav magav aint shit but hoes and tricks.
User avatar #83 to #83 - haaaxderp ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
I own a .308 Remington hunting rifle, and multiple knives, if you are threatening me, I am alowed to defend myself nonetheless.
User avatar #84 to #84 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
big whoop, .308 Remington hunting rifle is for pussies and so what, you have knives, like that would stop me. and i am allowed to put a bullet right between your eyes into your thick skull!
#85 to #85 - haaaxderp ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Did you find me yet bro?
User avatar #86 to #86 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
nope, because i am quite busy. but dont worry, finding you in your redneck home will be no problem.
User avatar #87 to #87 - haaaxderp ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
It's funny because I live in New Hampshire, what did you think, I lived in Tennessee?
User avatar #88 to #88 - somepervert (04/24/2012) [-]
just because you live in New Hampshire doesnt mean you cant live like a hillbilly. shit what are you a person who generalizes anything given to them. gosh damn i wanna hurt you so bad
User avatar #89 to #89 - haaaxderp ONLINE (04/24/2012) [-]
I don't live like a hillybilly, but I was referencing the part where you called me a redneck. The most well known part where people live like hillbillies is the south, so the way you called me a redneck made me think you though I lived in the south. Now, how close are you to finding me dude?
#75 to #74 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2012) [-]
COOL STORY BRO!
#71 to #71 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2012) [-]
You're so right man! I just saw his posts...

I know a few people in real life who act like that on the internet...Let's just say they hate anything and anyone better then them...lol
#69 - haaaxderp ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
ilied
ilied
#68 - haaaxderp ONLINE (03/23/2012) [-]
Lol suicidal asians
#66 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #67 to #67 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/15/2012) [-]
http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=UBoQvhzeeCY
#63 - newborn (03/14/2012) [-]
your comment thumbs are 9999....
#64 to #64 - haaaxderp ONLINE (03/14/2012) [-]
>10,003 when I check
first world problems
#65 to #65 - newborn (03/14/2012) [-]
aww just missed it :(
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