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#4 - You're awesome, and should feel awesome. 07/30/2012 on butthurtfornutella's profile 0
#116 - I'm in South Western. I've seen one of these before, when it s…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Seriously, someone tell me... 0
#120 - trojanmannn (07/30/2012) [-]
well, i let it out.
User avatar #122 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
Also, by any chance is your name Jacob Cohen?
User avatar #125 - trojanmannn (07/30/2012) [-]
No, but does he go to northeastern?
User avatar #227 - haaaxderp (07/31/2012) [-]
No, he goes to Hall High.
User avatar #121 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
Stung you, I see.
I may have been allergic to it.
I would have taken the jar outside, and put it in a bucket filled with gasoline, and light the bucket on fire, hopefully heating the jar to the point where the bee dies.
#112 - What part of CT? I'm here too.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Seriously, someone tell me... 0
User avatar #114 - trojanmannn (07/30/2012) [-]
South-central
User avatar #116 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
I'm in South Western. I've seen one of these before, when it stung me I had to go to the hospital for a few days. Kill it, now.
#120 - trojanmannn (07/30/2012) [-]
well, i let it out.
User avatar #122 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
Also, by any chance is your name Jacob Cohen?
User avatar #125 - trojanmannn (07/30/2012) [-]
No, but does he go to northeastern?
User avatar #227 - haaaxderp (07/31/2012) [-]
No, he goes to Hall High.
User avatar #121 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
Stung you, I see.
I may have been allergic to it.
I would have taken the jar outside, and put it in a bucket filled with gasoline, and light the bucket on fire, hopefully heating the jar to the point where the bee dies.
#175 - YFW your glorious plan unfolds 07/30/2012 on Never get married :/ +5
#158 - Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising 07/30/2012 on Oh 4chan! 0
#5 - Picture 07/30/2012 on cookedspider's profile 0
#3 - You made out with Kelly? awesome  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2012 on cookedspider's profile 0
#4 - cookedspider (07/30/2012) [-]
No dammit. I woke up from a dream like that though.
#5 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
#1 - feels good man  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2012 on cookedspider's profile 0
User avatar #2 - cookedspider (07/30/2012) [-]
Wait, you saw me making out with Kelly and felt it through your dick? dafuq bruh?
User avatar #3 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
You made out with Kelly?
awesome
#4 - cookedspider (07/30/2012) [-]
No dammit. I woke up from a dream like that though.
#5 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
#54 - *cough* https://www.facebook . com/profile.php?id=100001883800166 07/30/2012 on So my friend left her... 0
#152 - 'murica 07/30/2012 on Food -1
#373 - Let me love you 07/30/2012 on COD fan plays ARMA for the... 0
#372 - MFW playing Arma 2 as Russians 07/30/2012 on COD fan plays ARMA for the... +2
#227 - I wasn't, but my brain dun goof'd because it was 2 in the morning.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on Friendship 0
User avatar #228 - brianhanerjr (07/30/2012) [-]
Ah. We've all been there before. It's okay, we all make mistakes.
#179 - joke's on you, I memorized the link.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on nirvana 0
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#186 - Okay, fair enough. 07/30/2012 on Dafuq did I just read? 0
#183 - I'm israeli and that part is ********  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Dafuq did I just read? 0
User avatar #185 - samxdaxman (07/30/2012) [-]
i didnt say if it was true i just thought it was funny as hell.
User avatar #186 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
Okay, fair enough.
#24 - Related+_63d7b7d4341c65c1c17dd858eb7c3292.png 07/30/2012 on You're brilliant. 0
#55 - nothing too bad here 07/30/2012 on thehandofgod's profile 0
#53 - that just made me look  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2012 on thehandofgod's profile 0
User avatar #54 - thehandofgod (07/30/2012) [-]
You've been warned
User avatar #55 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
nothing too bad here
#51 - It's alright, 104 thumbs for that comment is more than enough.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2012 on thehandofgod's profile 0
User avatar #52 - thehandofgod (07/30/2012) [-]
By the way, pay no attention to the rest of the shit on my profile.
User avatar #53 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
that just made me look
User avatar #54 - thehandofgod (07/30/2012) [-]
You've been warned
User avatar #55 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
nothing too bad here
#132 - Oh, I feel like a retard. I apologize for trying to sound smar…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on Friendship +15
User avatar #133 - RoPie (07/30/2012) [-]
You'll get no red thumbs from me, no worries.
#124 - The correct term is "Beaner" and those are not beane…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Friendship -16
User avatar #203 - brianhanerjr (07/30/2012) [-]
I seriously hope you're trolling.
User avatar #227 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
I wasn't, but my brain dun goof'd because it was 2 in the morning.
User avatar #228 - brianhanerjr (07/30/2012) [-]
Ah. We've all been there before. It's okay, we all make mistakes.
User avatar #185 - bensho (07/30/2012) [-]
When I think of 'beaner,' I think Mexican. I usually describe the Japanese ones you speak of as 'ricers.'
User avatar #131 - RoPie (07/30/2012) [-]
No, I do believe he meant Beamer. As in, BMW.
User avatar #132 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
Oh, I feel like a retard. I apologize for trying to sound smart, and failing miserably. I shall accept red thumbs with honor.
User avatar #133 - RoPie (07/30/2012) [-]
You'll get no red thumbs from me, no worries.
#40 - Thank you, maybe some people actually care about thumbing my o… 07/30/2012 on Girl Troubles 0
#49 - I'll take it as a compliment that you found my comment funny e…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2012 on thehandofgod's profile 0
User avatar #50 - thehandofgod (07/30/2012) [-]
I'm sorry. I did the last time i did a comment, i just forgot to this time. My bad bro :(
User avatar #51 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
It's alright, 104 thumbs for that comment is more than enough.
User avatar #52 - thehandofgod (07/30/2012) [-]
By the way, pay no attention to the rest of the shit on my profile.
User avatar #53 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
that just made me look
User avatar #54 - thehandofgod (07/30/2012) [-]
You've been warned
User avatar #55 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
nothing too bad here
#137 - I laughed so hard my retainer fell out. If I could thumb t… 07/30/2012 on McDonalds +1

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#169 - ghostrollerelite (03/11/2013) [-]
******					 you coming over Monday, just giving you a heads since your coming back from Georgia and i would imaging you being tired and what not
****** you coming over Monday, just giving you a heads since your coming back from Georgia and i would imaging you being tired and what not
#171 to #169 - haaaxderp (03/11/2013) [-]
it's me playing ArmA 3.   
I'll bring my joystick bro.
it's me playing ArmA 3.
I'll bring my joystick bro.
User avatar #172 to #171 - ghostrollerelite (03/11/2013) [-]
okay sweet, did it stop lagging for you or do you need to put it on low so it wouldn't lag
User avatar #173 to #172 - haaaxderp (03/11/2013) [-]
I haven't had the chance to fix it yet.
My dad's hogging my monitor.
User avatar #170 to #169 - haaaxderp (03/11/2013) [-]
I should be able to go at around 4
#168 - cookedspider (02/15/2013) [-]
lel
lel
#166 - cookedspider (02/14/2013) [-]
heheueheueheeueheu
User avatar #167 to #166 - haaaxderp (02/14/2013) [-]
I meant the whole video ******
User avatar #160 to #159 - haaaxderp (01/03/2013) [-]
*you're
User avatar #161 to #160 - ghostrollerelite (01/03/2013) [-]
Good old Brendan, what happen to you're Facebook did you get banned again. anyway was up
User avatar #162 to #161 - haaaxderp (01/03/2013) [-]
Nope, school made me shut it down.
User avatar #163 to #162 - ghostrollerelite (01/03/2013) [-]
What the **** , why?
User avatar #164 to #163 - haaaxderp (01/03/2013) [-]
"bullying"
User avatar #165 to #164 - ghostrollerelite (01/03/2013) [-]
well that's ******** to make you delete you're Facebook and it doesn't make sense anyway, what did you do
#154 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/14/2012) [-]
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A ******* POOR IDIOT YOU ASSHOLE.
LEAVE MY ******* MONITOR THIS YOU PRICK. MY COMPUTER COST 1,200 WHEN I BOUGHT TI SO **** YOU
User avatar #155 to #154 - haaaxderp (12/14/2012) [-]
Bro.
Turn your brightness up.
If you couldn't see those stars, you're either blind, you have a ****** monitor, or your brightness is down.
User avatar #152 - sasyboncho (09/23/2012) [-]
Because **** you.
User avatar #149 - ericbeagles (09/19/2012) [-]
Do you honestly respond to threats over the internet with "I own a .308 Remington hunting rifle, and multiple knives"? The other guy was a bigger spastic but still
User avatar #150 to #149 - haaaxderp (09/19/2012) [-]
I know I said that, but I'm just wondering where the hell you saw that.

Also, I only use that response when people threaten to harm me IRL over the internet. It's a valid response, saying that if they actually go through their threat of causing me physical harm, they will not be walking back out of my house.
User avatar #151 to #150 - ericbeagles (09/20/2012) [-]
I'm magic, don't question it. Also fair enough.
User avatar #136 - bobJML (08/26/2012) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #137 to #136 - haaaxderp (08/26/2012) [-]
Nothing much, I sent you a friend request because nostalgia.
User avatar #140 to #137 - bobJML (08/26/2012) [-]
lolwat
#135 - zomba **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #138 to #135 - haaaxderp (08/26/2012) [-]
Whoa bro, I didn't know that people put their real ages on the internet.
Also, the required age is 18, although the average FJ user is 15-16.
User avatar #126 - zameckis (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks for add!!
User avatar #127 to #126 - haaaxderp (07/19/2012) [-]
Why just ADD?
Is ADHD not good enough?
Huh?
#128 to #127 - zameckis (07/19/2012) [-]
yes , it's not good enough
yes , it's not good enough
#129 to #128 - haaaxderp (07/19/2012) [-]
I have no suitable reaction, so take this.
I have no suitable reaction, so take this.
User avatar #119 - dafunkad (06/02/2012) [-]
clap clap clap
#120 to #133 - dafunkad (06/02/2012) [-]
erf pic didn't load
User avatar #90 - girlygirlygirl (04/30/2012) [-]
I have no idea what comment you replied too
User avatar #91 to #91 - haaaxderp (04/30/2012) [-]
The one with 9 replies.
#77 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2012) [-]
Did i forget to say you're a cunt?
User avatar #78 to #78 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
Obviously.
#79 to #79 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2012) [-]
You're a cunt.
User avatar #80 to #80 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
You're such a good white knight, you called me a cunt, I'm so scared right now.
#72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2012) [-]
You're a cunt, you'll always be a cunt. The only thing that will change is that you're gunna be a bigger cunt when you get older. And maybe you'll have a few cunt kids.
User avatar #76 to #73 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
I don't plan on having kids with cunts, I want boys.

Thanks for the offer bro.
User avatar #70 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
i swear to god i am going to ******* murder you! you're a total dick, i am going to get your ip adress, follow, it, and murder you in cold blood. stop going around and "trolling" harmless people. maybe i should troll you by getting your ass kicked over and over again!
User avatar #98 to #71 - haaaxderp (05/09/2012) [-]
i'm going to assume you never found me, on the basis that i'm still alive.
User avatar #99 to #99 - somepervert (05/09/2012) [-]
im just going to state the truth, and that is, i dont care anymore... ive outgrown this petty argument. but have you?
User avatar #100 to #100 - haaaxderp (05/09/2012) [-]
eeyup, I was just randomly checking up on it.
User avatar #74 to #71 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
Another thing, I only act like that on Facebook with my troll account. I am a perfectly normal person in real life.
User avatar #73 to #71 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
You clearly don't understand how technology works, you can't trace my IP, since you don't have it. Also, you can't get my IP from this webpage, because we do not send any HTTP, UDP, or UTP packets to each other directly. Also, good job being a white night, if you tried anything in real life, i'd probably kick your ass. I learned Krav Magav from my dad, who was in Israeli special forces for 7 years.

tl:dr Good luck finding me, and if you do, you wouldn't be the one kicking ass
User avatar #82 to #74 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
Long story short, i CAN find you, and i most likely will kick your ass nonetheless. people who use krav magav aint **** but hoes and tricks.
User avatar #83 to #83 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
I own a .308 Remington hunting rifle, and multiple knives, if you are threatening me, I am alowed to defend myself nonetheless.
User avatar #84 to #84 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
big whoop, .308 Remington hunting rifle is for pussies and so what, you have knives, like that would stop me. and i am allowed to put a bullet right between your eyes into your thick skull!
#85 to #85 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
Did you find me yet bro?
User avatar #86 to #86 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
nope, because i am quite busy. but dont worry, finding you in your redneck home will be no problem.
User avatar #87 to #87 - haaaxderp (04/23/2012) [-]
It's funny because I live in New Hampshire, what did you think, I lived in Tennessee?
User avatar #88 to #88 - somepervert (04/24/2012) [-]
just because you live in New Hampshire doesnt mean you cant live like a hillbilly. **** what are you a person who generalizes anything given to them. gosh damn i wanna hurt you so bad
User avatar #89 to #89 - haaaxderp (04/24/2012) [-]
I don't live like a hillybilly, but I was referencing the part where you called me a redneck. The most well known part where people live like hillbillies is the south, so the way you called me a redneck made me think you though I lived in the south. Now, how close are you to finding me dude?
#75 to #74 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2012) [-]
COOL STORY BRO!
#71 to #71 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2012) [-]
You're so right man! I just saw his posts...

I know a few people in real life who act like that on the internet...Let's just say they hate anything and anyone better then them...lol
#69 - haaaxderp (04/16/2012) [-]
ilied
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#68 - haaaxderp (03/23/2012) [-]
Lol suicidal asians
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#63 - newborn (03/14/2012) [-]
your comment thumbs are 9999....
#64 to #64 - haaaxderp (03/14/2012) [-]
>10,003 when I check
first world problems
#65 to #65 - newborn (03/14/2012) [-]
aww just missed it :(
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