Now can you photoshop the high-res dickbutt I showed you?
I will love you 5ever <3

Aye, that I can. :D

(to the picture)
It's in the garbage, that's where the condom is.

Ready for round 2?

I will also be doing a variety of Spongebob pics sometime. c:

You should post more content.
pic semi-related

Why content?

Because thumbs, higher fame, and because fuck you, that's why.

- I don't particularly give a fuck about content thumbs (though I was glad to have made FP once)
- I CERTAINLY don't give a fuck about being "famous" on some website. I don't want people to expect me to post regularly.
- Please. c:

Okay, makes sense.

Besides all that... I already go nuts when I have more than 10 notifications.

You're not human if you don't.

I'm wondering how I'm going to properly draw the reddish lines on Dickbutt... they're weird.

Look's like it's on you buddy.

I AM YOUR SUPREME BENEFACTOR, SURRENDER YOUR SOUL ONTO ME! :U

Nah, but seriously. That tiny arm looks pretty good, dunnit?

That's good so far. Are you gonna bevel it to make it look more lifelike?
Pic completely unrelated.

You mean give it shadi-HOLY COCK THAT PIC IS AWESOME! :U

It's the 101st airborne division's shoulder patch,
pic here is 82nd airborne division patch, but it's not as badass.

How did you just delete ALL of the comments?
Also, I was rolled in a "Spam user with MLP R34" thread.
Scroll down if you don't believe me.

Well, all I did was click delete all comments. Yes, I know, I am posting a pony, and I bet you're wondering why I am. I'm bored and have nothing better to do.

Pimpin: It's actually pretty easy
<---- Let him demonstrate.

I have no idea how to respond to this, so have Aang spinning some marbles using airbending.

Okay.

dance
dance
dance dance dance

That would be my penis, since I was furiously fapping when you posted that.

That ought to teach you to not randomly use that reaction picture.


Also, it kind of freaked me out when I noticed that I had a fishing pole in my room that wasn't there before that comment was posted...

It kind of freaked me out when you told me that

Oh wait, never mind, my dad walked in, and dropped off a fishing pole he just bought for tomorrow, while I was in my room fapping. I still think that this coincidence is extremely laughable.


i lied, i'm fucking terrified

The one with 9 replies.

Obviously.

You're such a good white knight, you called me a cunt, I'm so scared right now.

I don't plan on having kids with cunts, I want boys.

Thanks for the offer bro.

i'm going to assume you never found me, on the basis that i'm still alive.

im just going to state the truth, and that is, i dont care anymore... ive outgrown this petty argument. but have you?

eeyup, I was just randomly checking up on it.

Another thing, I only act like that on Facebook with my troll account. I am a perfectly normal person in real life.

You clearly don't understand how technology works, you can't trace my IP, since you don't have it. Also, you can't get my IP from this webpage, because we do not send any HTTP, UDP, or UTP packets to each other directly. Also, good job being a white night, if you tried anything in real life, i'd probably kick your ass. I learned Krav Magav from my dad, who was in Israeli special forces for 7 years.

tl:dr Good luck finding me, and if you do, you wouldn't be the one kicking ass

Long story short, i CAN find you, and i most likely will kick your ass nonetheless. people who use krav magav aint shit but hoes and tricks.

I own a .308 Remington hunting rifle, and multiple knives, if you are threatening me, I am alowed to defend myself nonetheless.

big whoop, .308 Remington hunting rifle is for pussies and so what, you have knives, like that would stop me. and i am allowed to put a bullet right between your eyes into your thick skull!

Did you find me yet bro?

nope, because i am quite busy. but dont worry, finding you in your redneck home will be no problem.

It's funny because I live in New Hampshire, what did you think, I lived in Tennessee?

just because you live in New Hampshire doesnt mean you cant live like a hillbilly. shit what are you a person who generalizes anything given to them. gosh damn i wanna hurt you so bad

I don't live like a hillybilly, but I was referencing the part where you called me a redneck. The most well known part where people live like hillbillies is the south, so the way you called me a redneck made me think you though I lived in the south. Now, how close are you to finding me dude?

http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=UBoQvhzeeCY

>10,003 when I check
first world problems

aww just missed it :(

I have my ways

Someone had a link to the thread posted as a reply to their status update.

Who?

nippuhl

That was worth it!!

**zgdubz rolled a random image posted in comment #2741782 at FJ Pony Thread ** i want to see more!

now thats the spirit

where do u find this stuff. i like to fap to this

e621(.)com

thats not a real site

e621.net/ woops, .net my bad

nice. any suggestions of what to search?

my( _ )little( _ )pony

well might as well "mylittlepony" since thats what youve been asking for

well, i could use some help :P i thinking of buying it. but as i see it theres 2 diffrennt games? arma arrowhead and arma Reinforcements. whats the diffrence which do most people play? and is there a free version too? im a little confused :P but i`v watched alot of videos and it seems like my type og game ^^

There's a free version, and ArmA Reinforcements has more maps, and more troops.
And what do you want in a game? I've had it for over a year, and know almost everything about it ^.^

nice ^^

Well is ArmA Reinforcements ralistic? or atleast a little :P
Are the story fun? if there is one ?
Is it easy to find a server with a decent number of player in it?
and is it fun? ^^ that is all i think

There are many servers with enough players, and both versions are EXTREMELY realistic. When I say realistic, I mean realistic physics, realistic enviornment, realistic tactics. There is a campaign, which is quite difficult until you get the feel of the game by testing things out in the editor. The campaign is fun, and when you finish it, you can download user-made missions, or even full campaigns.
A question for you, how powerful is your computer? If you don't know, then you could just tell me the model number (ex. HP Pavilion Dv7) and I could look it up for you.

thanks man! Seems awsome ^^ I have an decent laptop i play on right now. Acer Aspire 7738. I tried on a website called can you run it or some shit. i apperantly could run Reinforcements but not Arrowhead :/

Yup, you can run both, also, try getting ArmA 1, it's cheaper, basically the same, and runs faster.

okey. thank you for all your help!

Just doing a random person a favor.
Not like I had anything better to do!

Also, most people play Operation Arrowhead.

Thanks nigga

I think I was successful in my trolling. let me know what you do with it.

I retoasted twice. Big deal.

retoast is still retoast

Being an asshole is still being an asshole.

Then stop retoasting

I only did twice, and 90% of my posts are OC. Not only that, but this website is FUNNYjunk, not OCjunk

#1 A retoaster is still a retoaster
#2 Youre just stealing other peoples content and work for your own, retoaster

I never said the retoasts were mine. I usually say it isn't mine. I don't steal shit directly from FJ, if I see something funny on another website, I post it here for the lulz. I NEVER claim a retoast as OC.

still claim the pinkies all the same

>Implying pinkies mean something important, like stealing money

still stealing credit for it -shrug-

Stealing credit means I say it's mine. I have NEVER said something was mine when it wasn't. Give me proof that I have, and I will delete my fucking account.

Totally not jewish or anything

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