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gypsydude

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One of those nights to hit the punching bag, cry in a corner, drink vodka, think about what 'if", and lay in bed being a sad useless fuckcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: GypsyDude
Consoles Owned: GameCube,Laptop,
Video Games Played: Borderlands,Fallout,and Any total war game
Interests: painting, vodka,
Date Signed Up:3/29/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Wisconsin
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Bleep bloop...Well I do stand up comedy. I paint shit cause mother fucker be good at something. Also majoring in Psychology. I've been on funnyjunk for about two years and never really signed up, so yeah here i am late to the party cause yeah...black magic and shit..is anyone really going to read this shit...that's what I thought....Sometimes at night I leave my house and run naked outside...

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#119 - Damn I already read the spoiler to star wars. Gotta be faster m8 12/20/2015 on gypsydude's profile 0
#10 - ehehehehe eh? 12/20/2015 on Buy star wars for... 0
#21 - Who doesn't? 12/20/2015 on So this just happened 0
#74 - ****** tards  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Title +2
#95 - balasla (12/20/2015) [-]
oh god please tell me there's sauce on this!
#116 - contextual (12/20/2015) [-]
#11124587 - soon..... soon the snow will finally come 12/20/2015 on Happy little board 0
#27 - Picture 12/20/2015 on life hack how to clean your... +40
#44 - Trying to make light of the situation of getting cucked by say… 12/20/2015 on HD cucktales! +6
#38 - 1) Brick 2) Gun with a gunded sword ... duhh 3) one s… 12/20/2015 on Who would Win? Fanmade 0
#11124138 - STOP TEASING ME AND SHOW ME THE LIQUOR  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Happy little board 0
#11124149 - karlKroenen (12/19/2015) [-]
2 weeks...
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#11124148 - karlKroenen (12/19/2015) [-]
k
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#22 - He just has that kind of face that you want to punch... [small… 12/19/2015 on White Cis Male Southern... +6
#1 - Picture 12/19/2015 on while browsing FJ +9
#11123967 - My ***** MY ***** 12/19/2015 on Happy little board 0
#11123956 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Happy little board 0
#11123958 - tinkotin (12/19/2015) [-]
ma' nigga
#11123967 - gypsydude (12/19/2015) [-]
My NIGGA MY NIGGA
#11123909 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on Happy little board +2
#11123987 - emperorwatergate (12/19/2015) [-]
Just say "No Homo" first~

First, make sure you use a lot of lube on both the vibrator and your asshole~

The best position is probably to crouch down and slowly press your asshole down on the vibrator until it starts to enter you~

If it starts to hurt, just stop for a few minutes until the pain stops and your asshole gets used to having the vibrator inside of it, and then continue~

If you start leaking pre-cum, you're doing it right~

Then, when the whole thing's inside of your asshole, sit down, and turn it on the lowest setting~

When you get used to it, put it on the second-lowest setting~

Repeat this until it's on the highest setting~

And then just do whatever feels good~
#11123907 - Picture 12/19/2015 on Happy little board +1
#11123903 - **gypsydude used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **gypsydude rolls 83** … 12/19/2015 on Happy little board 0
#11123902 - What the **** should I shove up my ass today?  [+] (11 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Happy little board +1
#11123926 - leorio (12/19/2015) [-]
**leorio used "*roll picture*"**
**leorio rolled image**
#11123920 - hardstylehobo (12/19/2015) [-]
**hardstylehobo used "*roll picture*"**
**hardstylehobo rolled image** This bad boy.
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#11123954 - canyou (12/19/2015) [-]
**canyou used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**canyou rolls 344**
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#11123917 - canyou (12/19/2015) [-]
nunchucks
#11123908 - emperorwatergate (12/19/2015) [-]
A vibrator~
#11123909 - gypsydude (12/19/2015) [-]
#11123987 - emperorwatergate (12/19/2015) [-]
Just say "No Homo" first~

First, make sure you use a lot of lube on both the vibrator and your asshole~

The best position is probably to crouch down and slowly press your asshole down on the vibrator until it starts to enter you~

If it starts to hurt, just stop for a few minutes until the pain stops and your asshole gets used to having the vibrator inside of it, and then continue~

If you start leaking pre-cum, you're doing it right~

Then, when the whole thing's inside of your asshole, sit down, and turn it on the lowest setting~

When you get used to it, put it on the second-lowest setting~

Repeat this until it's on the highest setting~

And then just do whatever feels good~
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#11123906 - twi (12/19/2015) [-]
Your dignity

Oh wait
#11123907 - gypsydude (12/19/2015) [-]
#11123904 - analsprinkles (12/19/2015) [-]
**analsprinkles used "*roll picture*"**
**analsprinkles rolled image**
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#11123905 - analsprinkles (12/19/2015) [-]
shove uchihalover up your ass?
#230 - Was just adverting his youtube channel 12/19/2015 on Gaming Moments: CS:GO 0
#27 - the time has cum  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on Let Me Tell You About Thick +18
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#33 - navadae (12/19/2015) [-]
and so have i
#178 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Gaming Moments: CS:GO 0
#214 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
what did he say? lol
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#230 - gypsydude (12/19/2015) [-]
Was just adverting his youtube channel
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#218 - thesirofponies (12/19/2015) [-]
Probably star wars spoilers
Han solo has to either kill his son, or nuke Bespin
#11121671 - Good job. You're a good teacher m8 12/18/2015 on Happy little board +1
#36 - Same. Most raiders and enemies were males and 10% extra damage… 12/18/2015 on Rape 2015 0
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#81 - mcburd (03/19/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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let me love you, hipsterfox
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User avatar #125 - indonesia (12/27/2015) [-]
are you okay there, mate?
I mean, we (funnyjunk community) maybe can't help as much as you think, but we're trying to get you slightly better about life.

FJ save my life once, maybe it's time to repay, who knows?

you wanna talk about something, friend?
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#124 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Are you dead?
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#118 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh
Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren. Luke doesn't say anything and has 30 seconds of screentime. Kylo Ren survives the explosion at the end, leaving it set up for him to be the villain in the next movie.
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User avatar #119 to #118 - gypsydude (12/20/2015) [-]
Damn I already read the spoiler to star wars. Gotta be faster m8
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User avatar #117 - mikeypooh (12/13/2015) [-]
Lenka - Heart Skips A Beat
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#113 - gypsydude (11/08/2015) [-]
MFW I realize I'll die alone
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User avatar #110 - saltyfries (10/31/2015) [-]
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet, remind me, what part of Wisconsin u from?
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User avatar #111 to #110 - gypsydude (10/31/2015) [-]
Appleton m8
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User avatar #112 to #111 - saltyfries (10/31/2015) [-]
shiiiiiiiiiiet, that's not that far from Green Bay !
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User avatar #107 - gypsydude (09/17/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s03wRM8ahH6R
I love what I did at the end
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User avatar #106 - billodarrell (09/13/2015) [-]
Can we meet some day?
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User avatar #101 - vetis (08/02/2015) [-]
So is the darkest junk story not getting a sequel? </3
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User avatar #102 to #101 - gypsydude (08/02/2015) [-]
It is been busy with work and life stuff ewww. I'll be posting part two this Monday...or Tuesday at the latest :3
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User avatar #103 to #102 - vetis (08/02/2015) [-]
Ah yeah, I know how that goes... Juggling a job and college was **** . Trying to find another job now is just as hard. Lmao. And every time you get spare time, some **** happens. C'est la vie. Best of luck, and I look forward to it!
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User avatar #100 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
Are you really a gypsy
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#98 - jackknapp (05/12/2015) [-]
"Just watch it's going to be fat chicks in yoga pants, or some german **** porn..."
Ask and ye shall receive.
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User avatar #92 - thatoneolddog (04/05/2015) [-]
I have to ask, Which HM ost is your fav?
Top 3:
MOON - Crystals
iamthekidyouknowwhatitmeans- Run
Scattle - Remorse
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User avatar #93 to #92 - gypsydude (04/05/2015) [-]
1) M O O N - Hydrogen
2) Old Future Fox Gang - Java
3) M O O N - Delay
Hotline actually turned me onto moon. I like more of the psychedelic stuff . But good choice in songs.
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User avatar #91 - gypsydude (03/29/2015) [-]
"**gypsydude used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**gypsydude rolls 9**"**
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"**gypsydude used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**gypsydude rolls 1**"**
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#87 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
I'll follow you anywhere
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#83 - chronicliar (03/20/2015) [-]
*breathing heavily*

here it is man, it ******* took so long
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User avatar #84 to #83 - gypsydude (03/20/2015) [-]
I love it xD I will cherish it forever
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