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gypsydude

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One of those nights to hit the punching bag, cry in a corner, drink vodka, think about what 'if", and lay in bed being a sad useless fuckcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: GypsyDude
Consoles Owned: GameCube,Laptop,
Video Games Played: Borderlands,Fallout,and Any total war game
Interests: painting, vodka,
Date Signed Up:3/29/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Wisconsin
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Bleep bloop...Well I do stand up comedy. I paint shit cause mother fucker be good at something. Also majoring in Psychology. I've been on funnyjunk for about two years and never really signed up, so yeah here i am late to the party cause yeah...black magic and shit..is anyone really going to read this shit...that's what I thought....Sometimes at night I leave my house and run naked outside...

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#2 - The more kills you get, the better upgrades you have at your disposal 01/04/2016 on Evolution of the robot 0
#4 - So a high tech strap on? 01/04/2016 on Fully Operational +16
#2 - Here you go OP  [+] (7 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Gray Jedi -38
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#49 - thejusticar (01/04/2016) [-]
You're worse than Hitler.
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#34 - arandomanon (01/04/2016) [-]
le spilled chocolate mielk me-me xD
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#3 - asloth (01/04/2016) [-]
fuck you
#14 - Darianvincent (01/04/2016) [-]
#121 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
ISIS HAS GONE TOO FUCKING FAR THIS TIME!!! FUCK THEIR SHIT UP, LINDA!!!
#39 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
MMMOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSS
#60 - ugoboom (01/04/2016) [-]
I don't see any problem with it
#1 - This is a abstract kind of funny..... I meant cancer. its a ab… 01/04/2016 on Gif 0
#61 - I had a relationship like this....... had  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Sensitive topics +3
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#66 - keatontheghostfox (01/03/2016) [-]
A verbally abusive one where she called you ugly and retarded?
#64 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
hope this makes you happy
(For OP) also next time you do that he might it you
#65 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Hit?
#9 - Once you go mustache, you never go back 01/03/2016 on 40 0
#39 - Picture 01/03/2016 on Huge update coming soon +3
#38 - Picture 01/03/2016 on IT'S 2016 PEOPLE +37
#1 - And people wonder why terrorist want to destroy stuff  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on I didn't need to see that +127
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#70 - lennylorenzo (01/04/2016) [-]
Maybe they're from the navy?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Happy New year +2
#5 - deadfed (01/02/2016) [-]
What is with these things about John Oliver hanging himself? I keep seeing minor references but I cant find anything on it.
#4 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
lol
#46 - >DM lets me buy a cat >go in a dungeon for some old … 01/01/2016 on D&D comp, i understand none... 0
#46 - My kind of sport 12/31/2015 on Vodka swimming 0
#1 - Picture 12/30/2015 on Gamer Girls +20
#1 - Now I can see the " real " reason why my grandpa fou… 12/21/2015 on I used to think germans was... +4
#1 - Bambi has never been the same after his mother died 12/21/2015 on Pigmy deer 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on mfw admin makes a sticky +3
#3 - itisntthetie (12/21/2015) [-]
#4 - deathtobreakfast (12/21/2015) [-]
Ocel-ator

Oscil-lot?
#8 - Sorry you rolled cancer. But the source of the first one is fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Steam Winter Sale hype train +2
#9 - bbqbeanzbirchy (12/21/2015) [-]
Thanks, i'll check it out when I can.
#3 - Our Gaben, who art in heaven, Half-Life be thy Game. Thy Steam… 12/21/2015 on Steam Winter Sale hype train +1
#1 - FunnyJunk posting prank GONE SEXUAL 12/20/2015 on It's just a prank bro +12
#4 - "...Heart Disease is a Patriarchal Conspiracy." This…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on I threw up in my mouth a... +2
#7 - yuzabeach (12/21/2015) [-]
While the magazine is itself fake, all the articles are based on actual feminist articles.
#4 - BREAKING NEWS Highland Pack liquor store looted and burned to … 12/20/2015 on racist store owner in... +1
#3 - Comment deleted 12/20/2015 on racist store owner in... 0
#2 - I don't like where this is going 12/20/2015 on Oh boy, here we go +1
#50 - Ability to ban yourself 12/20/2015 on Admin codes while naked +1
#9 - This...this can't be true.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on yale students against the... +10
#46 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
It is true. This guy goes around making up Absurd petitions just to see if people will actually sign it. Most colleges are like this.
#38 - Bacabed (12/21/2015) [-]
In all fairness, this video makes it seem like they just want to blanket kill the amendment but I'm guessing if anything were to happen it would just be tweaks. Like one person he said that making fun of people shouldn't be protected.

I'm not saying that it's right (in fact I've been a firm believer that any speech should be allowed no matter how unpopular it is) but that my guess is most people would want to re-write it and explicitly put in what they don't feel should fall under the amendment.
#47 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Also they don't want tweaks to the Amendment. People like this what other people to be restricted from exercising the 1st except them. People like this who believe in safe space shit believe they should be the only ones to have a 1st and everyone else should not cause it would hurt their feelings.

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#81 - mcburd (03/19/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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let me love you, hipsterfox
User avatar #125 - indonesia (12/27/2015) [-]
are you okay there, mate?
I mean, we (funnyjunk community) maybe can't help as much as you think, but we're trying to get you slightly better about life.

FJ save my life once, maybe it's time to repay, who knows?

you wanna talk about something, friend?
#124 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Are you dead?
#118 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh
Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren. Luke doesn't say anything and has 30 seconds of screentime. Kylo Ren survives the explosion at the end, leaving it set up for him to be the villain in the next movie.
User avatar #119 to #118 - gypsydude (12/20/2015) [-]
Damn I already read the spoiler to star wars. Gotta be faster m8
User avatar #117 - mikeypooh (12/13/2015) [-]
Lenka - Heart Skips A Beat
#113 - gypsydude (11/08/2015) [-]
MFW I realize I'll die alone
User avatar #110 - saltyfries (10/31/2015) [-]
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet, remind me, what part of Wisconsin u from?
User avatar #111 to #110 - gypsydude (10/31/2015) [-]
Appleton m8
User avatar #112 to #111 - saltyfries (10/31/2015) [-]
shiiiiiiiiiiet, that's not that far from Green Bay !
User avatar #107 - gypsydude (09/17/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s03wRM8ahH6R
I love what I did at the end
User avatar #106 - billodarrell (09/13/2015) [-]
Can we meet some day?
User avatar #101 - vetis (08/02/2015) [-]
So is the darkest junk story not getting a sequel? </3
User avatar #102 to #101 - gypsydude (08/02/2015) [-]
It is been busy with work and life stuff ewww. I'll be posting part two this Monday...or Tuesday at the latest :3
User avatar #103 to #102 - vetis (08/02/2015) [-]
Ah yeah, I know how that goes... Juggling a job and college was **** . Trying to find another job now is just as hard. Lmao. And every time you get spare time, some **** happens. C'est la vie. Best of luck, and I look forward to it!
User avatar #100 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
Are you really a gypsy
#98 - jackknapp (05/12/2015) [-]
"Just watch it's going to be fat chicks in yoga pants, or some german **** porn..."
Ask and ye shall receive.
User avatar #92 - thatoneolddog (04/05/2015) [-]
I have to ask, Which HM ost is your fav?
Top 3:
MOON - Crystals
iamthekidyouknowwhatitmeans- Run
Scattle - Remorse
User avatar #93 to #92 - gypsydude (04/05/2015) [-]
1) M O O N - Hydrogen
2) Old Future Fox Gang - Java
3) M O O N - Delay
Hotline actually turned me onto moon. I like more of the psychedelic stuff . But good choice in songs.
User avatar #91 - gypsydude (03/29/2015) [-]
"**gypsydude used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**gypsydude rolls 9**"**
User avatar #92 to #91 - gypsydude (03/29/2015) [-]
"**gypsydude used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**gypsydude rolls 1**"**
#87 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
I'll follow you anywhere
#83 - chronicliar (03/20/2015) [-]
*breathing heavily*

here it is man, it ******* took so long
User avatar #84 to #83 - gypsydude (03/20/2015) [-]
I love it xD I will cherish it forever
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