"Hello"

Well have fun with what ill write to her

"Hello"

**Benka used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**Benka rolls 67**

**delahk used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!

**xxangelisxx used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**xxangelisxx rolls 29** There is a conspiracy theory that plagues us all. Yes, that conspiracy theory. I am currently being hunted down by the US military right now because of my works. I am posting on reddit because the US military still does not have the cure to cancer yet. But that may all change soon if we don't do something about this conspiracy. Yes I am talking about the secret organization that monitors your everyday life, Twitch Chat. They have grown too powerful. They now control 2/3 of the world's economy, 4/5 of the world's military, and they even run the UN. They threaten to bring hiphop back, threaten to take away my golden legendary Dr.Boom in hearthstone, but most of all threaten us with memes. I pray to the bass gods that we will be saved, but the battle is not lost. You, Everyone of you, can make a difference here today. For just a limited time you can sponsor Somalia by sending your money directly to their prime minister Barack Hussain Obama. With this money we can document the government's corruption in the our new film, 50 shades of gray face no space. Thank you fellow African citizens and stay away from the ebola.

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Lel

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>rolls dubs
>no text
You son of a bitch

Well have fun with what ill write to her

"Hello"

**marcinthedark used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**marcinthedark rolls 19** "Send me pics of you eating a banana"

**delahk used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
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hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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**notred rolls 70** "DTF?"

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srs

**Sunset used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**Sunset rolls 73** Are you an angel? Because I wanna shove my dick in you.

**Sunset used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
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fug it

Bye bro

sup cracker

Bye bro

...thats a fucking idiotic reason to go on there

dude weeb lmao

I can just use my calc book. Besides, I think it's a bit thicker. Thanks for the thought

You would like it thicker you slut

I've never played DnD and only have basic knowledge of it, would it be okay if I at least observed you for a bit?

Okay then. Maybe I'll even dig up some knowledge myself and join as a player, if that's okay with you.

I was called on a job interview yesterday and it really looks like I'm gonna get it, so I don't think I'll have any time left for at least half a year :/

thanks for the offer tho and have a good campaign

Not Izaya, but I'm interested in general in DND. Unfortunately my main barrier is language, so could I spectate as well? If there is no problem of course. I though picking up the language is a start.

Also I'd be cool if you could gimme a link to that pdf, I'm currently reading pathfinder 3.5 but It took me time to find it.

Do i need a webcam to talk with other players?

cool, thanks

The folks at giantitp.com are awesome. Funny webcomic, too.

if you've got the courage to talk to some strangers, try roll20.net it can be a bit confusing at the start, but any good group shows you the ropes

oh look he's an actual faggot. what a suprise

haha good one. you're funny, anon

I never really remembered /pol/ attempting to censor sjw's,they just laugh them out

Every single /pol/lack on FJ has me blocked.
As do they block anyone who disagrees with them. All this does is stop them from thumbing down their posts and calling them out.
They create their own little circlejerks, unwilling (or unable) to defend their viewpoint and prove its merit.