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One of those nights to hit the punching bag, cry in a corner, drink vodka, think about what 'if", and lay in bed being a sad useless fuckcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: GypsyDude
Consoles Owned: GameCube,Laptop,
Video Games Played: Borderlands,Fallout,and Any total war game
Interests: painting, vodka,
Date Signed Up:3/29/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Wisconsin
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Bleep bloop...Well I do stand up comedy. I paint shit cause mother fucker be good at something. Also majoring in Psychology. I've been on funnyjunk for about two years and never really signed up, so yeah here i am late to the party cause yeah...black magic and shit..is anyone really going to read this shit...that's what I thought....Sometimes at night I leave my house and run naked outside...

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#11119803 - removing kebabs  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on Happy little board +1
#11119809 - notfapping (12/18/2015) [-]
keep up the fine work
#11119802 - The time has finally come  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Happy little board +1
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#11119805 - chaosraptor (12/18/2015) [-]
maybe if gypsies save europe from the kebabs, we can get past the bad feelings about gypsies and welcome you into europe
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#11119847 - gypsydude (12/18/2015) [-]
We will, but do not accept us for when we do it. Just treat us the same for we must be on their same level to defeat them and to protect future generations
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#11119849 - chaosraptor (12/18/2015) [-]
true story

the place of the gypsy under europeans may be harsh but at least it is stable

under arabs, there would be no place for gypsies, they would kill you all
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#11119859 - gypsydude (12/18/2015) [-]
True. Besides lets be real, a good amount of gypsies are extremely horrible but you got a few that are alright.
#1 - Just a prank bro 12/18/2015 on What the fuck Admin +1
#1 - He's a true ladies man 12/18/2015 on Great job +11
#11119450 - MFW I realize I spent about an hour just wasting time on FUnn…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Happy little board 0
#11119474 - knjklj (12/18/2015) [-]
mfw I spent yesterday playing MSG5 instead of studying.
#11119454 - evilicious (12/18/2015) [-]
Sounds like a normal day to me.
#47 - Hope you don't mind but I'm gonna be using WOOKIE DICK WOOKI… 12/18/2015 on The Force Awakens +1
#9 - Picture 12/18/2015 on How my gf views anime +2
#4 - What the **** you're talking about. That's Joe, who run… 12/18/2015 on The enlightened ones 0
#1 - That's why you buy a gun for your 50th birthday 12/18/2015 on Feels 0
#6 - You asked for it bby 12/18/2015 on adblock demands 0
#4 - mfw I realize I'll never find the one and all hope is lost  [+] (60 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Theres still hope +352
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#133 - platinumaltaria (12/18/2015) [-]
I found and subsequently lost the only one I'm ever gonna have. You've got a chance.
#131 - evilbutters (12/18/2015) [-]
#127 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
obiwan is your only hope...
#125 - commoncrunch (12/18/2015) [-]
Is there not a single woman in the U.S. that even resembles this girl on the outside, let alone on the inside?
#176 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
1. Yes, but they don't go outside. Neither do they admit that they're female online; they know that rule 16 was actually invented so that girls wouldn't have to deal with degenerates like you.
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#178 - commoncrunch (12/19/2015) [-]
How am I a degenerate? She's not a nigger.
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#153 - gider (12/18/2015) [-]
I remember talking with someone on 4chan that had a more autistic version of tomoko as a sister, and it sounded fucking disgusting
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#154 - commoncrunch (12/18/2015) [-]
Key phrase being "more autistic."

Apparently nobody else chooses to employ empathy when it comes to this series.
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#156 - gider (12/18/2015) [-]
i did feel with her, and even thought she looked cute

but apparently, she didn't know anything about social life, and i recall hearing that she shat herself because she didn't want to leave her games
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#159 - commoncrunch (12/18/2015) [-]
Also, forgot to add: You most likely mean the sister, because I've followed the manga all the way, Tomoko hasn't done anything like that in the series.
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#158 - commoncrunch (12/18/2015) [-]
Tomoko, or the autistic sister from 4chan?

Y'know what, doesn't matter. They're mere flaws to the whole of the person.
Are you really gonna stop acknowledging a person as a human being because of one fuck-up?
#165 - gider (12/18/2015) [-]
should have rephrased myself. sister from 4chan shat herself, and i do recall reading that she regurarly farted because of her lack of social skills

tomoko sorta was cute, because it's an anime/ mango added with a dash of humour. irl, these things are pretty sad tbh. i think tomoko is meant to be ugly, but people wouldn't watch a series of an ugly, autistic girl, so instead they give her this cute look

i do acknowledge 4chan sister as a person though, never implied anything else. but i do think that you have an image of these kinds of people that is not entirely realistic. these people have a mental illness, and fetishizing their illness is not going to help them.

but despite me saying these things, i sorta understand you. i sorta feel the same towards that whole yandere thing. but i know that shit is not healthy, since it's bascially a mental illness, you hear me my nigga?
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#167 - commoncrunch (12/18/2015) [-]
You enjoy yandere, as well? Sweet.

Personally, I just like the "heavy attraction" aspect of it.
The whole "killing for love" bit is extra, but whatever. Obviously that won't translate well to real life.
#168 - gider (12/18/2015) [-]
it's a bit of a fetish. a violent girl with an obsessive love for me is something i just enjoy, no fucking idea why. probably because it's a loyal girl who devotes her whole life to you, while spicing things up. i suspect it's something like that with you regarding the tomoko-love, an unsocial cutie who sorta only have you to fall back on
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#169 - commoncrunch (12/18/2015) [-]
Admittedly, yeah, kinda.
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#139 - manza (12/18/2015) [-]
You need serious help.
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#141 - commoncrunch (12/18/2015) [-]
Why?
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#142 - manza (12/18/2015) [-]
You think like some depressed, mentally ill girl is like your dream gf or something. Nobody normal wants someone like that. Not to mention it's only because of that anime.
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#144 - commoncrunch (12/18/2015) [-]
Manga, and I empathize with her. Why shouldn't I want someone who shares my interests and outlooks?
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#145 - manza (12/18/2015) [-]
Perhaps when you actually start talking to girls, you'll know better.
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#146 - commoncrunch (12/18/2015) [-]
You're sounding a little pessimistic.

"When you start talking to girls, you'll know better than to want someone who likes you for who you are."
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#148 - manza (12/18/2015) [-]
I can't fix someone who still has this mindset at 22. I can only hope you change and soon.

God help you.
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#151 - commoncrunch (12/18/2015) [-]
You're not being clear here. Why are you being this rude? Why is it bad that I know what I want?
#160 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
WEEABOOS If you wanna live in you're little weeaboo fantasy that's good. More bitches for me and more keks for days from people like you
Your mom should've swallowed you .
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#164 - commoncrunch (12/18/2015) [-]
go to bed peanutsaurusrex filthy frank was a mistake
#166 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
Of course he was a mistake. He came out the ass. That's why they call him filthy frank.
#138 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
I didn't think people like you existed. Fuck, man... Are you going to be okay?
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#140 - commoncrunch (12/18/2015) [-]
Yes. Why?
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#106 - mariox (12/18/2015) [-]
I was the same, I had a crush on a girl but didn't want to make a move. Fortunately for me, my friend is way better a figuring emotions (or straight up busting gf looking at me and telling me). A middle man helps too.
#101 - frankstein (12/18/2015) [-]
Sounds like you need A New Hope
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#94 - daspopo (12/18/2015) [-]
Why you gotta be so real
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#67 - enlightednatzie (12/18/2015) [-]
Jesus, just fuck your dog instead and stop whining.
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#82 - gypsydude (12/18/2015) [-]
K bae
#57 - razerdude (12/18/2015) [-]
here have this
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#51 - akkere (12/18/2015) [-]
Just dress up in a Threepio costume and bump into random R2 cosplayers
You'll find the one.
Or get thrown out for being assumed to be heavily intoxicated.
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#24 - randomdudelny (12/18/2015) [-]
Can I have a youtube sauce link for this webm?
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#62 - borderlineparanoid (12/18/2015) [-]
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#129 - arandomanon (12/18/2015) [-]
Dude, I've been looking for this all my life. Thank you very much.
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#83 - gypsydude (12/18/2015) [-]
You're a god
#21 - IamPinhead (12/18/2015) [-]
Learn to love yourself and people will start to respect you
At that point you'll stop expecting romantic attachments to give you fulfillment
#32 - animesource (12/18/2015) [-]
I come home from work and all I can think about "Is it time to sleep? I don't want to wake up anymore" and you're telling me to love myself? Sure.
#182 - IamPinhead (12/19/2015) [-]
That's exactly what I'm telling you to do. If you value yourself and your time you won't spend so much of it feeling sorry for yourself and you might even spend it on self-improvement so you won't feel so shitty. I've been there and that's what helped me.
#183 - animesource (12/19/2015) [-]
I don't think "feel sorry for myself" is the right way to say it.
I want to watch anime, I want to play games, I want to make a game ffs, but then I think to myself "fuck it, don't want to bother" and that's the end of it.
#19 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
buy a plane ticket and work on a farm in peru. you'll find something
#25 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
i live in peru, you won't find shit here
#58 - metacobalion (12/18/2015) [-]
cept rice fields MOTHAFUCKA
#10 - sharkwithrobotarms (12/18/2015) [-]
You just gotta wait for a new hope.
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#36 - shadowstepone (12/18/2015) [-]
fuck you i was gonna say that
#180 - sharkwithrobotarms (12/19/2015) [-]
maybe next time?
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#9 - HardShellTaco (12/18/2015) [-]
it helps when you actually go outside and talk to people.
#45 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
It does help what doesn't help is that no one is interested in dating you
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#11 - gypsydude (12/18/2015) [-]
It helps if you read and notice i said "the one" and not "just someone"
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#12 - HardShellTaco (12/18/2015) [-]
how will you know if you don't take the time to really get to know people?
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#13 - gypsydude (12/18/2015) [-]
Good point, but I guess in a shitty poetic bullshit sense when I mean "the one" I mean the one who wont leave, be this certain way, have same humor, etc. And yeah the one is jsut meant to be like the perfect dream woman who we will never find
#17 - neggernegernger (12/18/2015) [-]
**neggernegernger used "*roll picture*"**
**neggernegernger rolled image** You're autistic? Right?
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#23 - gypsydude (12/18/2015) [-]
Bitch you on FunnyJunk. Everyone is autistic
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#15 - HardShellTaco (12/18/2015) [-]
The dream is a lie my friend. give up fear and seek what it is you really love, don't pay attention to anything else.

don't be afraid to see someone go, if you truly love them you'll be willing to let them go on their own path as well.
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#126 - commoncrunch (12/18/2015) [-]
>>#125
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#12 - gypsydude (12/18/2015) [-]
Oh thanks. I might just hold onto it cause its shinny and you never know if one day I get mugged and the guys like "Bout to shoot you" and I whisper "You activated my trap card bitch "
#25 - mcburd, you have a beautiful singing voice  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2015 on coot 0
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#27 - mcburd (12/17/2015) [-]
( ~ >0)
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#13 - asotil (12/17/2015) [-]
Give it a month, Creation Kit comes out Jan 7th I think
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#10 - dharkmoswen (12/17/2015) [-]
They haven't done that yet!?
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#2 - When the DJ puts your favorite song on 12/17/2015 on Frozone away! 0
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#81 - mcburd (03/19/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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let me love you, hipsterfox
User avatar #125 - indonesia (12/27/2015) [-]
are you okay there, mate?
I mean, we (funnyjunk community) maybe can't help as much as you think, but we're trying to get you slightly better about life.

FJ save my life once, maybe it's time to repay, who knows?

you wanna talk about something, friend?
#124 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Are you dead?
#118 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh
Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren. Luke doesn't say anything and has 30 seconds of screentime. Kylo Ren survives the explosion at the end, leaving it set up for him to be the villain in the next movie.
User avatar #119 to #118 - gypsydude (12/20/2015) [-]
Damn I already read the spoiler to star wars. Gotta be faster m8
User avatar #117 - mikeypooh (12/13/2015) [-]
Lenka - Heart Skips A Beat
#113 - gypsydude (11/08/2015) [-]
MFW I realize I'll die alone
User avatar #110 - saltyfries (10/31/2015) [-]
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet, remind me, what part of Wisconsin u from?
User avatar #111 to #110 - gypsydude (10/31/2015) [-]
Appleton m8
User avatar #112 to #111 - saltyfries (10/31/2015) [-]
shiiiiiiiiiiet, that's not that far from Green Bay !
User avatar #107 - gypsydude (09/17/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s03wRM8ahH6R
I love what I did at the end
User avatar #106 - billodarrell (09/13/2015) [-]
Can we meet some day?
User avatar #101 - vetis (08/02/2015) [-]
So is the darkest junk story not getting a sequel? </3
User avatar #102 to #101 - gypsydude (08/02/2015) [-]
It is been busy with work and life stuff ewww. I'll be posting part two this Monday...or Tuesday at the latest :3
User avatar #103 to #102 - vetis (08/02/2015) [-]
Ah yeah, I know how that goes... Juggling a job and college was **** . Trying to find another job now is just as hard. Lmao. And every time you get spare time, some **** happens. C'est la vie. Best of luck, and I look forward to it!
User avatar #100 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
Are you really a gypsy
#98 - jackknapp (05/12/2015) [-]
"Just watch it's going to be fat chicks in yoga pants, or some german **** porn..."
Ask and ye shall receive.
User avatar #92 - thatoneolddog (04/05/2015) [-]
I have to ask, Which HM ost is your fav?
Top 3:
MOON - Crystals
iamthekidyouknowwhatitmeans- Run
Scattle - Remorse
User avatar #93 to #92 - gypsydude (04/05/2015) [-]
1) M O O N - Hydrogen
2) Old Future Fox Gang - Java
3) M O O N - Delay
Hotline actually turned me onto moon. I like more of the psychedelic stuff . But good choice in songs.
User avatar #91 - gypsydude (03/29/2015) [-]
"**gypsydude used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**gypsydude rolls 9**"**
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"**gypsydude used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**gypsydude rolls 1**"**
#87 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
I'll follow you anywhere
#83 - chronicliar (03/20/2015) [-]
*breathing heavily*

here it is man, it ******* took so long
User avatar #84 to #83 - gypsydude (03/20/2015) [-]
I love it xD I will cherish it forever
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