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#52 - That guy would have to shave his moustache. It's over the edge… 10 hours ago on dfgjhkjlk;jlhfgdsaSDJKLKJFGDF 0
#3571 - Well, if I didn't have to work tomorrow, I would gladly stay u…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#3576 - shakeatower (01/26/2015) [-]
Aight nig, have fun.
#3545 - If I were drinking something right now, I would have spit it o… 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#3528 - Bruh, do you know how hot that is? I accidentally left a steel…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#3541 - shakeatower (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, I came.
User avatar #3571 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
Well, if I didn't have to work tomorrow, I would gladly stay up and continue in this thread. As it is, I do.
Anyways, if you're interested, keep an eye out. I think I'm actually gonna post pictures of this project, this time. Gonna be awesome, hopefully.
#3576 - shakeatower (01/26/2015) [-]
Aight nig, have fun.
User avatar #3545 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
If I were drinking something right now, I would have spit it out and nonchalantly wiped my mouth as if nothing had just happened.
#3504 - >be blacksmith >commissioned to make a tiara with aw…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
#3516 - shakeatower (01/26/2015) [-]
I was hoping more for like, a tragic firey-sword eating accident, but a tale's a tale.
User avatar #3528 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
Bruh, do you know how hot that is? I accidentally left a steel bar in it one time for about 30 seconds too long and I pulled out a dripping goo like steel substance that then proceeded to drip onto my hand, through my kevlar glove, and down to my bone.

Swords don't get as fiery and hot as that.

And speaking of hot things melting on my fa--
Never mind.
#3541 - shakeatower (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, I came.
User avatar #3571 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
Well, if I didn't have to work tomorrow, I would gladly stay up and continue in this thread. As it is, I do.
Anyways, if you're interested, keep an eye out. I think I'm actually gonna post pictures of this project, this time. Gonna be awesome, hopefully.
#3576 - shakeatower (01/26/2015) [-]
Aight nig, have fun.
User avatar #3545 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
If I were drinking something right now, I would have spit it out and nonchalantly wiped my mouth as if nothing had just happened.
#3484 - Also, I'm ashamed. My beard is gone. I accidentally lit it on …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#3488 - shakeatower (01/26/2015) [-]
BRUH THERE BETTER BE A GREENTEXT
User avatar #3504 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
>be blacksmith
>commissioned to make a tiara with awesome glowing parts and lapis lazuli gemstones and shit
>out melting the copper in *le forge*
>lump of coal falls out of place while I'm checking the colour of the copper
>me being the safety conscious person I am is wearing head and eye protection
>sure wish I still had my respirator on at this point
>air pump proceeds to fling 2500°F fire at my face
>*le sad face* when no more face hairs

Not really fit for green text, but you get it.
#3516 - shakeatower (01/26/2015) [-]
I was hoping more for like, a tragic firey-sword eating accident, but a tale's a tale.
User avatar #3528 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
Bruh, do you know how hot that is? I accidentally left a steel bar in it one time for about 30 seconds too long and I pulled out a dripping goo like steel substance that then proceeded to drip onto my hand, through my kevlar glove, and down to my bone.

Swords don't get as fiery and hot as that.

And speaking of hot things melting on my fa--
Never mind.
#3541 - shakeatower (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, I came.
User avatar #3571 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
Well, if I didn't have to work tomorrow, I would gladly stay up and continue in this thread. As it is, I do.
Anyways, if you're interested, keep an eye out. I think I'm actually gonna post pictures of this project, this time. Gonna be awesome, hopefully.
#3576 - shakeatower (01/26/2015) [-]
Aight nig, have fun.
User avatar #3545 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
If I were drinking something right now, I would have spit it out and nonchalantly wiped my mouth as if nothing had just happened.
#3481 - Probably the best quality you ******* are getting…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #3484 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
Also, I'm ashamed. My beard is gone. I accidentally lit it on fire again and had to take it all off.
#3488 - shakeatower (01/26/2015) [-]
BRUH THERE BETTER BE A GREENTEXT
User avatar #3504 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
>be blacksmith
>commissioned to make a tiara with awesome glowing parts and lapis lazuli gemstones and shit
>out melting the copper in *le forge*
>lump of coal falls out of place while I'm checking the colour of the copper
>me being the safety conscious person I am is wearing head and eye protection
>sure wish I still had my respirator on at this point
>air pump proceeds to fling 2500°F fire at my face
>*le sad face* when no more face hairs

Not really fit for green text, but you get it.
#3516 - shakeatower (01/26/2015) [-]
I was hoping more for like, a tragic firey-sword eating accident, but a tale's a tale.
User avatar #3528 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
Bruh, do you know how hot that is? I accidentally left a steel bar in it one time for about 30 seconds too long and I pulled out a dripping goo like steel substance that then proceeded to drip onto my hand, through my kevlar glove, and down to my bone.

Swords don't get as fiery and hot as that.

And speaking of hot things melting on my fa--
Never mind.
#3541 - shakeatower (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, I came.
User avatar #3571 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
Well, if I didn't have to work tomorrow, I would gladly stay up and continue in this thread. As it is, I do.
Anyways, if you're interested, keep an eye out. I think I'm actually gonna post pictures of this project, this time. Gonna be awesome, hopefully.
#3576 - shakeatower (01/26/2015) [-]
Aight nig, have fun.
User avatar #3545 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
If I were drinking something right now, I would have spit it out and nonchalantly wiped my mouth as if nothing had just happened.
#3454 - I don't take good pictures. Also, ****** camera. … 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#3435 - ugh, you're hot.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#3450 - shakeatower (01/26/2015) [-]
Thanks, seriously. Where you at holmes? Lemme critique your face.
User avatar #3454 - gwlk (01/26/2015) [-]
I don't take good pictures. Also, shitty camera. Might as well though. It'll eb newer in a second or two.
#3300 - Actually, I'm ashamed of all the pictures of me now. I acciden… 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0

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