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#24 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
ey bby
#25 to #24 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Hey there.
Hey there.
#27 to #26 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Just tossing around some weights.   
You?
Just tossing around some weights.
You?
#29 to #28 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Eh?
Eh?
#30 to #29 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
Soul Calibur V
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#31 to #30 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Oh.   
Video game.   
I think I played that once.   
It's got that Nightmare dude, yee?
Oh.
Video game.
I think I played that once.
It's got that Nightmare dude, yee?
#34 to #33 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
#35 to #34 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
Made a Nazi just because they're was an armband item in customization.
#36 to #35 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Their 						********					 symbol is neat.
Their ******** symbol is neat.
#37 to #36 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
I ran out of stickers to make it cuz I had allready used most of them on the SS on the collar.
#38 to #37 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Ah, sucks.
Ah, sucks.
#39 to #38 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
Am I bothering/annoying you?
#40 to #39 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Of course not.   
Why do you ask?   
 I'm a bit sick, though. Hopefully it'll go away once I go to gym tomorrow.
Of course not.
Why do you ask?
I'm a bit sick, though. Hopefully it'll go away once I go to gym tomorrow.
#41 to #40 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
Short responses and no questions/attempt at new topic.
It's like leaving the conversation in my hands, and I'm not a pro at conversing.
#42 to #41 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Oh, sorry.   
Eh, I'm really 						******					 at conversations.   
Real life things have been going on.   
I've been detached from the living world  social  for a while, if you know what I mean.   
I've also been told I talk about myself too much, so I try to listen to people, but they usually ask if I'm even listening when I am.
Oh, sorry.
Eh, I'm really ****** at conversations.
Real life things have been going on.
I've been detached from the living world social for a while, if you know what I mean.
I've also been told I talk about myself too much, so I try to listen to people, but they usually ask if I'm even listening when I am.
#43 to #42 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
Don't be, I'm just paranoid.
I don't talk about myself unless asked mostly, unless I bring up something funny in an attempt to start side stories and such.
What real life things are going on?
User avatar #62 to #43 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Nah, man.
I can't draw to save my own life.
But yeah, sleep well.
#61 to #43 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Also, me in twig-mode, lol. 117 lbs.
User avatar #63 to #61 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
Id even be fine with being a twig
T_T
#59 to #43 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
I'll check it out.
And nah, somebody drew it, so I borrowed it for that one site, and said what the hell and slapped on my GT.
My fursona's somewhere around here..
Right here.
#60 to #59 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
Oh so that isn't your fursona, little relieved because your as fit as I want to be around AND you're creative and able to draw? Way to over skilled
any way my metabolism is shot
hit me up tomorrow
gnight
#56 to #43 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Me right now.
#55 to #43 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Me like a week ago, before I cut my hair.
User avatar #58 to #55 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
yeah you dont want to trade bodies.
#54 to #43 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Nah, nah. Furries who yiff. Like.. The furries who basically make the general idea of furries look bad because they focus solely on yiffing.
But furries, furry porn, etc. Love it. People being furry and yiffing only.. Nope.
I used to go on a site for furries, just for the sake of being in a fur, and chatting up people, but after realizing 98% of it was only there for yiff, I noped away.
#57 to #54 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link or something like that
pretty cool place
Cant wait for anthrocon
also
so thats ur fursona, you draw it?
#51 to #43 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
I was thin as **** . A twig. Trying to buff out.
I'm 20.
My GT's Avgrund Helvete (Swedish for Abyssal Hell).
And lol I liked your name even though I despise furries who think it's all about yiffing, but I figured you'd like furries and Cario, I connected it to that pokemon, Lucario.
I know people think furries are gross and all, and I respect that long as they don't try to shove their views onto mine.
I can show you some pics of my body build, if you'd like.
User avatar #53 to #51 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
you can show a pic if you want but im tired and should be asleep because im killing my metabolism lately with this insomnia **** .
#52 to #51 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
>Despise furries   
>has that picture   
u wot   
   
I think yiffing is nasty and weird   
idc if people do it but i have no interest   
   
The name originated when I had an obsession with Lucario. Furry 						******					 is called 						*****					, so for the sake of keeping the same amount of syllables, I joined 						*****					 with Lucario and got YiffCario.   
I later learned what just Yiff meant.
>Despise furries
>has that picture
u wot

I think yiffing is nasty and weird
idc if people do it but i have no interest

The name originated when I had an obsession with Lucario. Furry ****** is called ***** , so for the sake of keeping the same amount of syllables, I joined ***** with Lucario and got YiffCario.
I later learned what just Yiff meant.
#49 to #43 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
I don't think I'd ever stop bodybuilding either until I reach my goal then probably just stay there if I can and stay in shape, try to up my lifts, etc. Even though by the nights, after going to the gym twice, I feel like just quitting and that's when I go to sleep and that thought is history as I go to gym again.   
Would love to, lol.   
I should be 166 lbs by November.   
I do have a functioning Xbox 360, but my Xbox Live expired.   
My Xbox, PS2, Dreamcast, and Gamecube are all at home and unplugged.   
I have a Gameboy Color I play with my Pokemon Blue sometimes.   
And yeah, I try. It's a lot easier being nice over the internet. In person though.. Man, some people just make me want to go 						*******					 on their spine.
I don't think I'd ever stop bodybuilding either until I reach my goal then probably just stay there if I can and stay in shape, try to up my lifts, etc. Even though by the nights, after going to the gym twice, I feel like just quitting and that's when I go to sleep and that thought is history as I go to gym again.
Would love to, lol.
I should be 166 lbs by November.
I do have a functioning Xbox 360, but my Xbox Live expired.
My Xbox, PS2, Dreamcast, and Gamecube are all at home and unplugged.
I have a Gameboy Color I play with my Pokemon Blue sometimes.
And yeah, I try. It's a lot easier being nice over the internet. In person though.. Man, some people just make me want to go ******* on their spine.
#50 to #49 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
Time to switch weights, wait, are you big? Cuz I'm trying to be thin, which I am but I want thinner. Lean muscle is what I got, agile as **** too so yay.
How old are you?
We could possibly play 360 if you ever got live but I'm annoying as **** .
I know that feeling.

I think I know why but elaborate on why you said you liked my name please.
#46 to #43 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
****					, ran out of room.   
But yeah, I'll be moving to Idaho, USA. It's a boring place, but whatever, my house is there and all my relatives live there. I only moved to here, Russia, and Alaska, USA to get away from everyone for a while, except my sister and her boyfriend tagged along this time.   
There are some gyms that might be hiring, if what my sister's boyfriend said is up-to-date, and maybe become a personal trainer once I'm around 180+ lbs.   
I'm underweight so far, and my goal is 220 lbs. Currently 6"1, 133 lbs with 10 1/2" relaxed arms. Average weight is supposed to be like 170.   
As for interests.. I don't really think I have any, aside from bodybuilding and modelling, I guess. I don't find being a model very fun but it's something to do. I'd definitely say snowboarding, but I never got serious with it and it barely snowed. I wish games could entertain me as much as TERA did, but so far nothing has, I don't even have friends in person anymore.   
And even stranger is I don't even remember why I'm bodybuilding, but all I know is I want to be bigger, 220 pounds, then go back to my martial arts' dojos and resume training. I also want to be one of the few nice big guys if I can help it.
**** , ran out of room.
But yeah, I'll be moving to Idaho, USA. It's a boring place, but whatever, my house is there and all my relatives live there. I only moved to here, Russia, and Alaska, USA to get away from everyone for a while, except my sister and her boyfriend tagged along this time.
There are some gyms that might be hiring, if what my sister's boyfriend said is up-to-date, and maybe become a personal trainer once I'm around 180+ lbs.
I'm underweight so far, and my goal is 220 lbs. Currently 6"1, 133 lbs with 10 1/2" relaxed arms. Average weight is supposed to be like 170.
As for interests.. I don't really think I have any, aside from bodybuilding and modelling, I guess. I don't find being a model very fun but it's something to do. I'd definitely say snowboarding, but I never got serious with it and it barely snowed. I wish games could entertain me as much as TERA did, but so far nothing has, I don't even have friends in person anymore.
And even stranger is I don't even remember why I'm bodybuilding, but all I know is I want to be bigger, 220 pounds, then go back to my martial arts' dojos and resume training. I also want to be one of the few nice big guys if I can help it.
User avatar #48 to #46 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
stopped*
#47 to #46 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
Kinda remind me of my friend Jack, he started body building, and just hasn't stop.   
Also 						****					 you mang I'm 6ft and 160, trade weights pls???   
Do you have any consoles/handhelds?   
Well you already got the nice part down.
Kinda remind me of my friend Jack, he started body building, and just hasn't stop.
Also **** you mang I'm 6ft and 160, trade weights pls???
Do you have any consoles/handhelds?
Well you already got the nice part down.
#44 to #43 - guu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Well.   
Three months ago, I gave up all interests- they were dying anyway, to focus on bodybuilding, I attempted it last year, got from 117 lbs to 143 then quit because I got too addicted to TERA: Rising.   
It's been three months, I was at 117 lbs again, I am now 133 with visible improvements but I'm somewhat disappointed even though I already know I won't attain 220 weight in muscle until around 2016.   
My sister's boyfriend passed away a month ago, and I keep thinking I should've been around him more, and actually tried to be his friend but I never did because he seemed too.. Awkward? Like he acted like he wanted to be my friend but he was too shy and I thought he was just trying to get on my good side for my sister.   
Just two days ago, my girlfriend left me- it's heartbreaking, but I'm sorta glad because now I'm more open to opportunities. The problem is she keeps trying to talk to me and ask for me back, when I tell her she needs to make up her mind. Because honestly, I feel like my buddy's girlfriend who recently started hating me talked her into dumping me.   
Even in the end, it won't matter since I'll be moving to the states this week for my new job at a strip club as the electrical engineer/security. Hopefully I can get a job at a gym too.   
Parents are still living at my house, so I have to put up with them again when they literally make privacy a nonexistent thing.   
Eh, that's enough ranting for now.
Well.
Three months ago, I gave up all interests- they were dying anyway, to focus on bodybuilding, I attempted it last year, got from 117 lbs to 143 then quit because I got too addicted to TERA: Rising.
It's been three months, I was at 117 lbs again, I am now 133 with visible improvements but I'm somewhat disappointed even though I already know I won't attain 220 weight in muscle until around 2016.
My sister's boyfriend passed away a month ago, and I keep thinking I should've been around him more, and actually tried to be his friend but I never did because he seemed too.. Awkward? Like he acted like he wanted to be my friend but he was too shy and I thought he was just trying to get on my good side for my sister.
Just two days ago, my girlfriend left me- it's heartbreaking, but I'm sorta glad because now I'm more open to opportunities. The problem is she keeps trying to talk to me and ask for me back, when I tell her she needs to make up her mind. Because honestly, I feel like my buddy's girlfriend who recently started hating me talked her into dumping me.
Even in the end, it won't matter since I'll be moving to the states this week for my new job at a strip club as the electrical engineer/security. Hopefully I can get a job at a gym too.
Parents are still living at my house, so I have to put up with them again when they literally make privacy a nonexistent thing.
Eh, that's enough ranting for now.
#45 to #44 - yiffcario (05/31/2014) [-]
You don't have to give up all interests even if they're dying, you may find more, but it's good you have a goal and put pure focus to it, not many people keep at their goal like that. Building takes a while, I've been at the same weight for months, but there is visible improvement so that's good, but again, the goal will always take time.   
I'm sure he didn't take it to heart, and realized that you're just shy. I also bet that your sister told him you're just shy, but I am very sorry to hear that, but do not feel guilt for not being closer to him, the passing would have been all the more painful.   
She left you, you said it yourself heartbreaking, but now also like you said, you're so much more open, something brighter and better, and if she was talked into leaving you, then she certainly isn't worth your time.   
Good luck with the move and finding a gym job. What state if I may ask?   
Parents, that one you'll just have to tough out, but at least it's not the worse thing to endure.   
Ranting is fine, you can go on and on and it wouldn't bother me in the slightest.
You don't have to give up all interests even if they're dying, you may find more, but it's good you have a goal and put pure focus to it, not many people keep at their goal like that. Building takes a while, I've been at the same weight for months, but there is visible improvement so that's good, but again, the goal will always take time.
I'm sure he didn't take it to heart, and realized that you're just shy. I also bet that your sister told him you're just shy, but I am very sorry to hear that, but do not feel guilt for not being closer to him, the passing would have been all the more painful.
She left you, you said it yourself heartbreaking, but now also like you said, you're so much more open, something brighter and better, and if she was talked into leaving you, then she certainly isn't worth your time.
Good luck with the move and finding a gym job. What state if I may ask?
Parents, that one you'll just have to tough out, but at least it's not the worse thing to endure.
Ranting is fine, you can go on and on and it wouldn't bother me in the slightest.
User avatar #23 - joshlol (05/09/2014) [-]
heya, thanks for the add
User avatar #21 - commanderbunbun (03/21/2014) [-]
Polock
User avatar #22 to #21 - guu ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
Nyet.
#20 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Chocolate ** We did good guu. We did good.
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Oh my.
Oh my.
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#9 to #8 - hellscythe (01/03/2014) [-]
hello, how are you today darling
#10 to #9 - guu ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Eh, so and so. Yourself?
Eh, so and so. Yourself?
#11 to #10 - hellscythe (01/03/2014) [-]
im doing alright darling, thank you for asking

may i ask why you are only so-so
#12 to #11 - guu ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Mm.. Life. It is the problem and solution. That is all.
Mm.. Life. It is the problem and solution. That is all.
#13 to #12 - hellscythe (01/03/2014) [-]
sorry to hear about that darling, what are you up to if you dont mind me asking
#14 to #13 - guu ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Just thinking about what to do today. How about you?
#15 to #14 - hellscythe (01/03/2014) [-]
im working right now
#16 to #15 - guu ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Fun.
Fun.
#17 to #16 - hellscythe (01/03/2014) [-]
if you say so
#1 - doncorve (06/16/2013) [-]
Ey ma ***** .
#2 to #1 - guu ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Hello.
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