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Gender: male
Age: 19
Interests: Anime, Metal
Date Signed Up:7/31/2013
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Content Ranking:#464
Comment Ranking:#6723
Highest Content Rank:#423
Highest Comment Rank:#5821
Content Thumbs: 8904 total,  9548 ,  644
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Content Level Progress: 93% (93/100)
Level 166 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 167 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
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    Feminazis Feminazis
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    4chan in a nutshell 4chan in a nutshell
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    Well this explains something Well this explains something
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    Dreams to ashes Dreams to ashes

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#232 - She looks like a girl and draws herself with tits, too. LET ME…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on amen +1
User avatar #233 - atma (12/20/2014) [-]
k :3
#145 - Thank you, I don't like tall guys going for short girls becaus… 12/19/2014 on Picky Women 0
#103 - Proof of that? 12/18/2014 on amen 0
#98 - Uh? She's not.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on amen 0
User avatar #231 - atma (12/20/2014) [-]
hm
she used to draw herself with a wiener all the time (doesn't anymore), and when I was watching her art stream once, she had a really deep voice so I think I just assumed she was, y'know, "pretending"
I guess I don't have solid proof, but I wouldn't be surprised if she was or used to be
User avatar #232 - guruofcancer (12/20/2014) [-]
She looks like a girl and draws herself with tits, too. LET ME DREAM OKAY
User avatar #233 - atma (12/20/2014) [-]
k :3
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User avatar #103 - guruofcancer (12/18/2014) [-]
Proof of that?
#29 - If the person gets fired the keyboard will go to someone else.… 12/17/2014 on Just for fun +8
#14 - Yep, with the thick rope and everything. It's not cute lynchin… 12/15/2014 on mayoroftownsville's profile 0
#12 - I used to bash american police officers actually. Before I end…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on mayoroftownsville's profile 0
#13 - mayoroftownsville (12/15/2014) [-]
Literally lynched? Shit man, that's rough.
User avatar #14 - guruofcancer (12/15/2014) [-]
Yep, with the thick rope and everything. It's not cute lynching like we see in movies. When you lynch someone and they die they release their bowels because of the position there's shit everywhere. The smell is fucking horrible, as you can imagine. And right after we finishing cutting the rope and putting the body on the ground for forensics and detectives to examine, we have to continue working and acting with citizens like we usually do, like nothing just happened.
#208 - Yes, but not at the expense of risking their own lives. Protec… 12/15/2014 on The Media 0
#10 - Well I'm not surprised you have some racist cops, americans te…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2014 on mayoroftownsville's profile 0
#11 - mayoroftownsville (12/15/2014) [-]
I'll take that into consideration, but after my experiences, and my other friend's stories from the academy, I feel like it's better to err on the side of caution. Nonetheless, I don't judge individuals without evidence. I hate the police organization in, at least, my part of America. I won't let that color my perception of individual cops though.
User avatar #12 - guruofcancer (12/15/2014) [-]
I used to bash american police officers actually. Before I ended up speaking to some. My views might are biased because I love my job and I think I do it well. Still, I'm happy you can go further than saying ''fuck cops'', and if you were trying to get exactly my kind of reaction, well you succeeded, good job. You can hate cop organizations and even cops themselves, but the only thing I ask is please of the love of god, don't do spit in their face literally and metaphorically before they even speak to you. I'm serious that all the hate we get from people makes our job really more mentally difficult than seeing little kids crushed by cars or teenage girls lynched because their classmates thought she was a slut (Just naming my two last big interventions of yesterday and a week ago). Knowing that people hate you for what you do while you consider what you do right, that's hard.
#13 - mayoroftownsville (12/15/2014) [-]
Literally lynched? Shit man, that's rough.
User avatar #14 - guruofcancer (12/15/2014) [-]
Yep, with the thick rope and everything. It's not cute lynching like we see in movies. When you lynch someone and they die they release their bowels because of the position there's shit everywhere. The smell is fucking horrible, as you can imagine. And right after we finishing cutting the rope and putting the body on the ground for forensics and detectives to examine, we have to continue working and acting with citizens like we usually do, like nothing just happened.
#203 - Did you block replies or did we get to the maimum of replies? …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on The Media 0
#204 - mayoroftownsville (12/15/2014) [-]
We hit the max. You can comment on my profile if you want to continue this. I'm not surprised they pull ME over, I'm a shitty driver. I'm also white as snow. My best friend is a great driver, and he's pulled over twice as often as I am.

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