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#303 - It was related to all the recent events concering supposed ''h…  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Gun Comparison 0
User avatar #309 - Shiny (4 hours ago) [-]
I fail to see what any of this has to do with my original post.
#299 - If really a cop enters your home for no reason with the intent… 5 hours ago on Gun Comparison 0
#298 - Anyone who doesn't comply to a cop's order for whatever reason…  [+] (4 new replies) 5 hours ago on Gun Comparison -1
User avatar #302 - Shiny (5 hours ago) [-]
What does this have to do with the screenshot I posted? The kid just opened the door while holding a game controller and the officer capped his ass. If you rightfully defend yourself the legal system is usually against you anyway because of bullshit oversight policies.
User avatar #303 - guruofcancer (4 hours ago) [-]
It was related to all the recent events concering supposed ''happy-trigger'' officers, and anon's comment. Sure, here the officer made a mistake. They mistook a controller for a gun. It happens. Does it mean they won't have any legal issues? No. Will they lose their job? Most definitely. Do all cops do this? No. Was it an abuse of power or police brutality? No. Now, yes it's an error that cost a life, but it's still an error that some poor officer will have on their mind for the rest of their lives. Do you really wanna blame that officer for it? Do you think you would've done better? When you cannot expect anything, the kid may have had a gun, you never know, it's hard to stay calm and not shoot if someone opens the door with an unidentified object in their hands. If he did have a gun, the officer would've saved their own life.
User avatar #309 - Shiny (4 hours ago) [-]
I fail to see what any of this has to do with my original post.
User avatar #299 - guruofcancer (5 hours ago) [-]
If really a cop enters your home for no reason with the intent to kill you, again, for no reason (not an unknown reason to you, NO reason), please do defend yourself. Otherwise, comply.
#292 - Yep, you can make anything look a gun, so just DON'T do it if …  [+] (9 new replies) 5 hours ago on Gun Comparison 0
User avatar #295 - Shiny (5 hours ago) [-]
So anyone who gets shot by cops deserves it and I have no right to defend myself from someone threatening my life for no good reason if they have a badge. k
User avatar #306 - capslockrage (4 hours ago) [-]
They deserve it if they are waving a fake gun around and not dropping it when the police are telling them to.

Cops say to drop what you're holding?
Do it.
User avatar #310 - Shiny (4 hours ago) [-]
And what if they just up and shoot you with no warning?

Even if it's a real gun... how is me holding a gun limply at my side on my own property suspicious?
User avatar #359 - capslockrage (1 hour ago) [-]
Cops don't just immediately shoot you.

They will warn you, or shoot if you go to raise the gun.
User avatar #298 - guruofcancer (5 hours ago) [-]
Anyone who doesn't comply to a cop's order for whatever reason (especially if, you know, they're screaming at you, usually it's because it's important) cannot say they didn't ask for it. Usually they're not threatening your life for no good reason, if they are, defend yourself however you can, but by no good reason, it doesn't mean that it's not a good reason if you can't understand it.
User avatar #302 - Shiny (5 hours ago) [-]
What does this have to do with the screenshot I posted? The kid just opened the door while holding a game controller and the officer capped his ass. If you rightfully defend yourself the legal system is usually against you anyway because of bullshit oversight policies.
User avatar #303 - guruofcancer (4 hours ago) [-]
It was related to all the recent events concering supposed ''happy-trigger'' officers, and anon's comment. Sure, here the officer made a mistake. They mistook a controller for a gun. It happens. Does it mean they won't have any legal issues? No. Will they lose their job? Most definitely. Do all cops do this? No. Was it an abuse of power or police brutality? No. Now, yes it's an error that cost a life, but it's still an error that some poor officer will have on their mind for the rest of their lives. Do you really wanna blame that officer for it? Do you think you would've done better? When you cannot expect anything, the kid may have had a gun, you never know, it's hard to stay calm and not shoot if someone opens the door with an unidentified object in their hands. If he did have a gun, the officer would've saved their own life.
User avatar #309 - Shiny (4 hours ago) [-]
I fail to see what any of this has to do with my original post.
User avatar #299 - guruofcancer (5 hours ago) [-]
If really a cop enters your home for no reason with the intent to kill you, again, for no reason (not an unknown reason to you, NO reason), please do defend yourself. Otherwise, comply.
#287 - NOTHING LIKE A ******* GUN  [+] (11 new replies) 5 hours ago on Gun Comparison +1
User avatar #289 - Shiny (5 hours ago) [-]
You can make anything look like a gun by putting it in something gun-shaped. Nowhere in the article did it say he was holding a Wii Zapper, which is mentioned when relevant (i.e. when they're painted and used in robberies).
User avatar #292 - guruofcancer (5 hours ago) [-]
Yep, you can make anything look a gun, so just DON'T do it if there's police officers at your door. Drop anything you have in your hand, or you can't blame them for shooting you. You can also, by the way, make a gun look like anything else by putting in it in something else, if we go along with that logic.
User avatar #295 - Shiny (5 hours ago) [-]
So anyone who gets shot by cops deserves it and I have no right to defend myself from someone threatening my life for no good reason if they have a badge. k
User avatar #306 - capslockrage (4 hours ago) [-]
They deserve it if they are waving a fake gun around and not dropping it when the police are telling them to.

Cops say to drop what you're holding?
Do it.
User avatar #310 - Shiny (4 hours ago) [-]
And what if they just up and shoot you with no warning?

Even if it's a real gun... how is me holding a gun limply at my side on my own property suspicious?
User avatar #359 - capslockrage (1 hour ago) [-]
Cops don't just immediately shoot you.

They will warn you, or shoot if you go to raise the gun.
User avatar #298 - guruofcancer (5 hours ago) [-]
Anyone who doesn't comply to a cop's order for whatever reason (especially if, you know, they're screaming at you, usually it's because it's important) cannot say they didn't ask for it. Usually they're not threatening your life for no good reason, if they are, defend yourself however you can, but by no good reason, it doesn't mean that it's not a good reason if you can't understand it.
User avatar #302 - Shiny (5 hours ago) [-]
What does this have to do with the screenshot I posted? The kid just opened the door while holding a game controller and the officer capped his ass. If you rightfully defend yourself the legal system is usually against you anyway because of bullshit oversight policies.
User avatar #303 - guruofcancer (4 hours ago) [-]
It was related to all the recent events concering supposed ''happy-trigger'' officers, and anon's comment. Sure, here the officer made a mistake. They mistook a controller for a gun. It happens. Does it mean they won't have any legal issues? No. Will they lose their job? Most definitely. Do all cops do this? No. Was it an abuse of power or police brutality? No. Now, yes it's an error that cost a life, but it's still an error that some poor officer will have on their mind for the rest of their lives. Do you really wanna blame that officer for it? Do you think you would've done better? When you cannot expect anything, the kid may have had a gun, you never know, it's hard to stay calm and not shoot if someone opens the door with an unidentified object in their hands. If he did have a gun, the officer would've saved their own life.
User avatar #309 - Shiny (4 hours ago) [-]
I fail to see what any of this has to do with my original post.
User avatar #299 - guruofcancer (5 hours ago) [-]
If really a cop enters your home for no reason with the intent to kill you, again, for no reason (not an unknown reason to you, NO reason), please do defend yourself. Otherwise, comply.
#81 - Maybe one day she will need a lawyer But it is not this day  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on (untitled) +19
#103 - wagastragas (02/25/2015) [-]
she needs him to lie to her
#78 - Don't you dare stare, you better move, don't ever compar…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on What I decided to do for... 0
User avatar #82 - scorpionfrommk (02/13/2015) [-]
Us to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced

All is forgiven
#73 - Over the competition, I'm towerin I pr…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2015 on What I decided to do for... 0
User avatar #77 - scorpionfrommk (02/13/2015) [-]
Wrecking shop, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call them cops

I completely agree

We're towerin*
User avatar #78 - guruofcancer (02/13/2015) [-]
Don't you dare stare, you better move, don't ever compare

I'm sorry I won't do it again
User avatar #82 - scorpionfrommk (02/13/2015) [-]
Us to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced

All is forgiven
#71 - Makin the tears rain down like a monsoon Listen to …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2015 on What I decided to do for... 0
User avatar #72 - scorpionfrommk (02/13/2015) [-]
Explosion, overpowering
User avatar #73 - guruofcancer (02/13/2015) [-]
Over the competition, I'm towerin

I prefer the 5FDP cover
User avatar #77 - scorpionfrommk (02/13/2015) [-]
Wrecking shop, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call them cops

I completely agree

We're towerin*
User avatar #78 - guruofcancer (02/13/2015) [-]
Don't you dare stare, you better move, don't ever compare

I'm sorry I won't do it again
User avatar #82 - scorpionfrommk (02/13/2015) [-]
Us to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced

All is forgiven
#17 - And even so they don't need a warrant if they believe someone …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on Balloons 0
User avatar #25 - yaybacon (02/09/2015) [-]
yup, its called Probable Cause.

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