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#10103577 - Picture 11/24/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#10099379 - Hey ! Teacher!... LEAVE US KIDS ALONE 11/24/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#261 - I know you can't believe on word, but they're high. I've had c… 11/23/2014 on Cops +1
#256 - Oh I am the arrogantest. I am professional. When I'm working. … 11/23/2014 on Cops +1
#247 - Oh and I also passed both psychological test in the SPVM and t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Cops +1
#252 - youregaylol (11/23/2014) [-]
That just speaks to the SPVM's standards if anything.
User avatar #261 - guruofcancer (11/23/2014) [-]
I know you can't believe on word, but they're high. I've had college friends not being able to pass and they were very clear to me mentally.
#246 - Sorry, but I am. I'm just stating what I observed from america…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Cops +1
#250 - youregaylol (11/23/2014) [-]
I guess the stereotypes are true, the french really are arrogant.

I'm not jealous of you, I was just surprised by your mannerisms. Granted I have never spoken to an officer from your neck of the woods but I have spoken to Canadian officers and they were extremely professional. That's why I was shocked by the way you're acting.

Any officer worth his salt wouldn't have to belittle his fellow officers. That shows that at the maximum you're insecure about yourself and at the minimum you're just a cunt.
User avatar #297 - sketchysketchist (18 hours ago) [-]
K.
U Mad?
User avatar #256 - guruofcancer (11/23/2014) [-]
Oh I am the arrogantest. I am professional. When I'm working. Off job, I like to be arrogant. Canadian and American culture are very different, let me tell you that. Talk to me with a uniform and you'll be received with extreme politeness and care. Talk to me off job, you'll get an annoying arrogant weeaboo cunt. No officer is able to keep calm all day if he doesn't get his anger and sadness and other feelings somewhere else. I belittle who I believe has to be belittled by me. You can obviously belittle me, too, given you have now a really bad opinion of me. You can't be an insecure cop, you won't survive, so I guess it's the other scenario. I'm okay with my cuntiness. But don't think I'm not doing my job with the utmost respect and care, because that's all I have.
#245 - yeah that's the minimum requirement, but the RCMP doesn't hire… 11/23/2014 on Cops +1
#240 - Oh here we call that senior officers and yes you do get these …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Cops +1
#242 - youregaylol (11/23/2014) [-]
To get into the RCMP you only a highschool degree, it's obviously not a nationwide requirement.
User avatar #245 - guruofcancer (11/23/2014) [-]
yeah that's the minimum requirement, but the RCMP doesn't hire people with minimum requirement unless they have athlete like physical skills. Also the RCMP is not really present in Quebec, we have our own provincial police which is the SQ.
#232 - Our cops are also not corrupted, there is very very few …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Cops +1
#236 - youregaylol (11/23/2014) [-]
Ya, you're not a cop if you're this disrespectful and ignorant. If you were a cop I'd make you go through probation again.

You sound like a child.
User avatar #247 - guruofcancer (11/23/2014) [-]
Oh and I also passed both psychological test in the SPVM and the psychological test of the police academy. I guess I'm not that childish eh
#252 - youregaylol (11/23/2014) [-]
That just speaks to the SPVM's standards if anything.
User avatar #261 - guruofcancer (11/23/2014) [-]
I know you can't believe on word, but they're high. I've had college friends not being able to pass and they were very clear to me mentally.
User avatar #246 - guruofcancer (11/23/2014) [-]
Sorry, but I am. I'm just stating what I observed from american police officers. You actually sound like you're jealous or something and want to bring me down on the internet. Sorry bud, not happening.
#250 - youregaylol (11/23/2014) [-]
I guess the stereotypes are true, the french really are arrogant.

I'm not jealous of you, I was just surprised by your mannerisms. Granted I have never spoken to an officer from your neck of the woods but I have spoken to Canadian officers and they were extremely professional. That's why I was shocked by the way you're acting.

Any officer worth his salt wouldn't have to belittle his fellow officers. That shows that at the maximum you're insecure about yourself and at the minimum you're just a cunt.
User avatar #297 - sketchysketchist (18 hours ago) [-]
K.
U Mad?
User avatar #256 - guruofcancer (11/23/2014) [-]
Oh I am the arrogantest. I am professional. When I'm working. Off job, I like to be arrogant. Canadian and American culture are very different, let me tell you that. Talk to me with a uniform and you'll be received with extreme politeness and care. Talk to me off job, you'll get an annoying arrogant weeaboo cunt. No officer is able to keep calm all day if he doesn't get his anger and sadness and other feelings somewhere else. I belittle who I believe has to be belittled by me. You can obviously belittle me, too, given you have now a really bad opinion of me. You can't be an insecure cop, you won't survive, so I guess it's the other scenario. I'm okay with my cuntiness. But don't think I'm not doing my job with the utmost respect and care, because that's all I have.
#231 - That's why I answered anyway. I got my permanence a y…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Cops +1
#233 - youregaylol (11/23/2014) [-]
There aren't training officers here either, there are field training officers which teach probationary officers what to do when they're working patrol.

>also we have to study 3 years in normal school to obtain a diploma and then 6 months in a specialized school where you learn how to shoot a gun, drive at high speed
>We have wayyyyy more training than american officers

actually by your description you don't, not even close. Every american officer has to have a highschool diploma or a GED with college hours and some departments require college degrees. Our academies range from 4 months to 6 months, added with 1 to 2 years of probation.

It actually sounds like we're better trained than you if you want to have a dick measuring contest.
User avatar #240 - guruofcancer (11/23/2014) [-]
Oh here we call that senior officers and yes you do get these the first year while in probation.

And yes, how Canadian school system works is you have high school (5 years)
college (2-3 years)
university
A police officer has his 3 years in college, so the college degree in police technology.
If your academies are indeed 6 months, then that's actually the exact same than us, sorry for my mistake, I didn't think officers has college degrees, I spoke with a vermont officer once and he told me he only had his high school diploma.
#242 - youregaylol (11/23/2014) [-]
To get into the RCMP you only a highschool degree, it's obviously not a nationwide requirement.
User avatar #245 - guruofcancer (11/23/2014) [-]
yeah that's the minimum requirement, but the RCMP doesn't hire people with minimum requirement unless they have athlete like physical skills. Also the RCMP is not really present in Quebec, we have our own provincial police which is the SQ.
User avatar #232 - guruofcancer (11/23/2014) [-]
Our cops are also not corrupted, there is very very few police brutality and abuse and we have physical and psychological test every year so we don't end up being fat angry slobs like american officers just saying
#236 - youregaylol (11/23/2014) [-]
Ya, you're not a cop if you're this disrespectful and ignorant. If you were a cop I'd make you go through probation again.

You sound like a child.
User avatar #247 - guruofcancer (11/23/2014) [-]
Oh and I also passed both psychological test in the SPVM and the psychological test of the police academy. I guess I'm not that childish eh
#252 - youregaylol (11/23/2014) [-]
That just speaks to the SPVM's standards if anything.
User avatar #261 - guruofcancer (11/23/2014) [-]
I know you can't believe on word, but they're high. I've had college friends not being able to pass and they were very clear to me mentally.
User avatar #246 - guruofcancer (11/23/2014) [-]
Sorry, but I am. I'm just stating what I observed from american police officers. You actually sound like you're jealous or something and want to bring me down on the internet. Sorry bud, not happening.
#250 - youregaylol (11/23/2014) [-]
I guess the stereotypes are true, the french really are arrogant.

I'm not jealous of you, I was just surprised by your mannerisms. Granted I have never spoken to an officer from your neck of the woods but I have spoken to Canadian officers and they were extremely professional. That's why I was shocked by the way you're acting.

Any officer worth his salt wouldn't have to belittle his fellow officers. That shows that at the maximum you're insecure about yourself and at the minimum you're just a cunt.
User avatar #297 - sketchysketchist (18 hours ago) [-]
K.
U Mad?
User avatar #256 - guruofcancer (11/23/2014) [-]
Oh I am the arrogantest. I am professional. When I'm working. Off job, I like to be arrogant. Canadian and American culture are very different, let me tell you that. Talk to me with a uniform and you'll be received with extreme politeness and care. Talk to me off job, you'll get an annoying arrogant weeaboo cunt. No officer is able to keep calm all day if he doesn't get his anger and sadness and other feelings somewhere else. I belittle who I believe has to be belittled by me. You can obviously belittle me, too, given you have now a really bad opinion of me. You can't be an insecure cop, you won't survive, so I guess it's the other scenario. I'm okay with my cuntiness. But don't think I'm not doing my job with the utmost respect and care, because that's all I have.

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