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#236 - Totally  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2011 on if you remember this your... +3
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#316 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2011 on WHY EVEN ASK +1
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#162 - take off the mask, then the'll show you how much they love you 11/12/2011 on Fuck Bees Up 0
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#450 - jumbo Monster can... 11/09/2011 on I dont even +2
#1310 - ok sorry, then my comment is to everyone thats hating on mlp 11/07/2011 on Short Ass Comic No. 1 (Read... +2
#859 - i hate it when theres the fat black woman in the back of the …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2011 on Dear Admin +3
#891 - peanutshawny (11/07/2011) [-]
what does "the fat black woman in the back of the theater" filter?
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#903 - basshead (11/07/2011) [-]
#1307 - i liked your comics, but this is just sad. i mean, i like mlp …  [+] (28 new replies) 11/07/2011 on Short Ass Comic No. 1 (Read... -4
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#1320 - myownparasite (11/07/2011) [-]
1. My Little Pony has a terrible plot and is a generic, mediocre children's show
2. Metallica is a terrible band
3. Derogatory terms like 'gay' are immature and take away any credibility from anyone
4. Most metalheads are fucking terrible people
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#1410 - psychonaut (01/01/2012) [-]
People who hate on other people for no real reason are fucking terrible people. And Metallica is my favorite band.
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#1380 - calim (12/02/2011) [-]
me and everyone i hang out with are metal heads.. ass
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#1372 - hmhclark (11/11/2011) [-]
I can agree with your saying that MLP is a bad show. I can agree with your saying using words like "Gay" as insults is completely childish and immature. What I can't agree with is your saying Metallica is a terrible band (Yeah, Lulu blows but everyone knows Master is their defining album). And furthermore, anyone who specifies one group of people as "fucking terrible people" without having truly known said type of person is just as bad as those they accuse. So you sir are, in your own words, a fucking terrible person.
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#1373 - myownparasite (11/11/2011) [-]
Actually, no. Metallica is very bland, outdated, boring band with shitty 5 minute long solos and terrible vocals ('I'm James HetfieldAH, from MetalliCAH). Most metalheads are stuck up dickwads who think that they're the kindest, most loving 'family'. Punks > Metalheads.
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#1374 - hmhclark (11/11/2011) [-]
The solos might be long, but I'll be damned if they're not memorable. And you really wanna go that route and say punks are better and more loving? Punks are... Well put simply, punks. They're assholes. I'm not saying there aren't any good punk bands, there are a lot of good ones. But really. I'm all for a nice mosh or wall of death every now and then, but punks just fight for the mere fun of it.
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#1375 - myownparasite (11/11/2011) [-]
Speaking of moshing, metalheads act like they invented it; they didn't. Punks are truly like family. They fight for a cause. Metalheads write shitty songs about death.
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#1376 - hmhclark (11/11/2011) [-]
Ah, you seem to be confusing metalheads with screamers and emos.
#1371 - demonfish (11/11/2011) [-]
What if I said I was both a metalhead and a brony?
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#1379 - timoweic (11/21/2011) [-]
i love me metal guitar while watchin some love and tolerance!
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#1356 - tresehrasaurus (11/09/2011) [-]
Most metalheads are the kindest souls you'll meeet ACTUALLY.
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#1357 - myownparasite (11/10/2011) [-]
Nope, pretentious stuck up douchebags.
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#1358 - tresehrasaurus (11/10/2011) [-]
Metalhead, not Hipster.
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#1359 - myownparasite (11/10/2011) [-]
Exactly, I was referring to metalheads.
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#1360 - tresehrasaurus (11/10/2011) [-]
Look you're narrowing down your hatred to one group of individual, when actually, there are much more stuck up, arrogant, petty douches.
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#1361 - myownparasite (11/10/2011) [-]
The only ones who find metalheads not to be stuck up, arrogant and annoying are metalheads.
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#1362 - tresehrasaurus (11/10/2011) [-]
But surely in saying that Scene kids among scene kids don't find them selves immature, childish and attention craving.
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#1363 - myownparasite (11/10/2011) [-]
They don't, but they are.
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#1364 - tresehrasaurus (11/10/2011) [-]
Scene kids are worse than metal-heads, they listen to sub-genres and hybrid-genres of metal, and scream like a 12 year old and think that they have talent.
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#1365 - myownparasite (11/10/2011) [-]
Coolio Fitzgerald. Metalheads are worse, because of their attitude. "You SUCK if you don't like metal! Boring solos and music that lacks soul is obviously superior to everything else!"
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#1381 - calim (12/02/2011) [-]
thats wrong most metal heads dont really care if you dont like their music if you have a reason if your just saying you hate it to be combative then they have something to say about it
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#1366 - tresehrasaurus (11/10/2011) [-]
On the contrary to your statement there, metal and all branches of it take years of skill and dedication, and in every group there are extremists, you just have to take it with a pinch of salt.
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#1367 - myownparasite (11/10/2011) [-]
Fuck skill. Soul and emotion are better than show off skills.
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#1368 - tresehrasaurus (11/10/2011) [-]
Not with musical repertoire slamming down on every band giving them an image and a sound, fuck skill? fuck selling out.
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#1308 - rolandrollin (11/07/2011) [-]
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#1325 - longhairedbeast (11/07/2011) [-]
Thank you Rolandrollin
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#1310 - gumpasaurus (11/07/2011) [-]
ok sorry, then my comment is to everyone thats hating on mlp
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