Upload
Login or register
x

guiguito

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 114
Steam Profile: guiguito48
Consoles Owned: Glorious PC masterace
Video Games Played: stuff and things
Interests: laugh
Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:behinde ya
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 16045 total,  18733 ,  2688
Comment Thumbs: 24691 total,  38509 ,  13818
Content Level Progress: 56.39% (564/1000)
Level 215 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 60% (600/1000)
Level 323 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 324 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:5
Content Views:571241
Times Content Favorited:484 times
Total Comments Made:19819
FJ Points:39475
Favorite Tags: You (6) | crashes (5) | are (4) | the (4) | a (3) | car (3) | is (3) | tags (3) | awsome (2) | Deadpool (2) | game (2) | he (2) | i (2) | lol (2) | Lost (2) | on (2)

Text Posts

  • Views: 1351
    Thumbs Up 13 Thumbs Down 4 Total: +9
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 08/26/12
    Nyan cat lyric Nyan cat lyric
  • Views: 1175
    Thumbs Up 13 Thumbs Down 4 Total: +9
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 05/14/12
    too long too long
  • Views: 1160
    Thumbs Up 10 Thumbs Down 5 Total: +5
    Comments: 5
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 10/09/12
    PETA wat u doing PETA STAHP PETA wat u doing PETA STAHP

Pictures

  • Views: 59379
    Thumbs Up 3053 Thumbs Down 121 Total: +2932
    Comments: 317
    Favorites: 139
    Uploaded: 07/18/12
    Advanced AI Advanced AI
  • Views: 56024
    Thumbs Up 2148 Thumbs Down 562 Total: +1586
    Comments: 298
    Favorites: 44
    Uploaded: 06/25/12
    Just try to see by my point of view Just try to see by my point of view
  • Views: 34788
    Thumbs Up 996 Thumbs Down 169 Total: +827
    Comments: 51
    Favorites: 29
    Uploaded: 03/22/13
    sly bitch sly bitch
  • Views: 35690
    Thumbs Up 936 Thumbs Down 110 Total: +826
    Comments: 235
    Favorites: 34
    Uploaded: 06/16/14
    Danm shame if you ask me. Danm shame if you ask me.
  • Views: 17798
    Thumbs Up 691 Thumbs Down 42 Total: +649
    Comments: 13
    Favorites: 13
    Uploaded: 06/03/12
    makes sense makes sense
  • Views: 17009
    Thumbs Up 571 Thumbs Down 42 Total: +529
    Comments: 24
    Favorites: 7
    Uploaded: 08/15/12
    pokemon logic pokemon logic
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 > [ 63 ]

YouTube

1 2 > [ 11 ]

GIFs

  • Views: 34128
    Thumbs Up 1140 Thumbs Down 194 Total: +946
    Comments: 30
    Favorites: 66
    Uploaded: 07/21/12
    He found him He found him
  • Views: 28439
    Thumbs Up 933 Thumbs Down 27 Total: +906
    Comments: 45
    Favorites: 38
    Uploaded: 12/20/14
    How The Pirate Bay works. How The Pirate Bay works.
  • Views: 5903
    Thumbs Up 98 Thumbs Down 19 Total: +79
    Comments: 7
    Favorites: 5
    Uploaded: 07/21/12
    that was unexpected that was unexpected
  • Views: 6944
    Thumbs Up 95 Thumbs Down 25 Total: +70
    Comments: 8
    Favorites: 2
    Uploaded: 05/02/13
    DBZ in a nutshell DBZ in a nutshell
  • Views: 1890
    Thumbs Up 26 Thumbs Down 4 Total: +22
    Comments: 1
    Favorites: 2
    Uploaded: 04/04/12
    Like a boss Like a boss
  • Views: 892
    Thumbs Up 18 Thumbs Down 6 Total: +12
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 07/21/12
    now we know... now we know...
1 2 > [ 8 ]

user favorites

123456789101112131415253555>>>
[ 731 Total ]

latest user's comments

#1373553 - Played Shovel knight already. 12/28/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1373550 - My nintendo 2ds finaly arived after a 3 months wait because of…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar
#1373558 - BmanX (12/28/2015) [-]
Steamworld Dig is pretty good
#1373552 - adzoh (12/28/2015) [-]
Shovel Knight is a must, Picross is an addictive as fuck series, the Pushmo (or whatever they're called where you are) games are fairly fun
User avatar
#1373553 - guiguito (12/28/2015) [-]
Played Shovel knight already.
#137 - >tfw one of the big economies >tfw still putting wat… 10/05/2015 on gib moni pl0x 0
#13 - Try families that live in the countryside with no schools, and…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/04/2015 on gib moni pl0x +3
#106 - guiandreo (10/04/2015) [-]
Nigga, if you're talking about Nordeste, Norte, i agree with you

But Sudeste and Sul has a shit load of municipalities that generate a TON of income for the state, Ribeirão Preto, for example, has aprox 2.1 billion of profit from the agriculture that is simply generated there. Although there are spots of extreme poverty in são paulo, like Vale do Jequitionha, which i agree you will NOT find anytime of modern consumerism investsments like in Ribeirão Preto, because they simply can't cloth or feed themselves.

I live in São Carlos, aprox 1.141kmsq and 250,000 hab (not counting the floating population and pendular imigration for the USP and Federal University that it has)
Has a mall, and a theatre, movie theatre, community rec center, everything

>Brazil is not that poor guy, it just poorly managed and corrupted
>We live in the one of the highest income tax in the world with the lowest return
>We don't even have a high IDH (Human Development Index) to say that its justified
>We never see it back again
>Thats why there's no malls, no theatres, education, quality health care, safety and quality of life
> Watch as your money fades into the pockets of the corrupt www.impostometro.com.br/
Source: ribeirao: www.jornalacidade.com.br/noticias/economia/economia_internaNOT.aspx?idnoticia=843935
User avatar
#137 - guiguito (10/05/2015) [-]
>tfw one of the big economies
>tfw still putting water on shampoo bottles so it lasts longer

#105 - guiandreo has deleted their comment.
#12 - I know that feel. 10/04/2015 on gib moni pl0x 0
#196 - I carry a pair on my back pocket all the time, my commander to… 10/04/2015 on empty yer pockets 0
#9 - All these medics and no one caries a latex glove. ****…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/03/2015 on empty yer pockets +1
#77 - sventrain (10/03/2015) [-]
The ones that do carry gloves don't carry latex ones in case of latex allergy. And yes they are usually in a kit in a car or bag. not directly on them.
User avatar
#196 - guiguito (10/04/2015) [-]
I carry a pair on my back pocket all the time, my commander told me if he caught me without them, he would fuck my life.
My gf carries it in her backpack, but i think it's bad if you don't carry it on a fast to reach place, oh look at that car that just crashed, let me just open my trunk and get a kit.
User avatar
#34 - captnnorway (10/03/2015) [-]
I imagine the latex gloves would be in the medkit, or at least that's my very limited experience with that kind of stuff.
#2 - As a person with common sense i can safely say that when you r…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/03/2015 on Supermarket Fail -8
User avatar
#5 - sirswigglebutts (10/03/2015) [-]
Its marketing, the banana rots faster you get rid of it you see it at the store and think oh hey i want another banana and bam the cycle continues, thats also why the produce section is at the beginning of the store.
User avatar
#4 - meganinja (10/03/2015) [-]
Actually supposedly a banana goes bad faster when in a sealed container rather than exposed to the air.
#16 - zmranger (10/03/2015) [-]
Source or GTFO.
#23 - theodin (10/03/2015) [-]
brokensecrets.com/2010/02/03/how-to-accelerate-and-slow-banana-ripening/
the best i could find in the time i want to put into it.
User avatar
#22 - meganinja (10/03/2015) [-]
www.frontlineservices.com.au/Frontline_Services/Fruit_ripening_gas_-_ethylene.html

Bananas give off tons of the stuff. If you keep it somewhere without airflow everything around it will go bad faster.
User avatar
#3 - rogaa (10/03/2015) [-]
Still the biggest fucking waste to individually pack them. The small mold on bananas aren't that bad. I wouldnt mind if they packed them in bunches but no they aren't
#16 - Those were apocalypse tanks, also i tought he was refering to …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2015 on Wanna see some epic shit? II 0
#41 - johnylingo (10/02/2015) [-]
wrong twice in 2 comments
song starts at 2:28 son

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R6xCWcf_VU
#13 - Was expecting allahu akbar, not disapointed. 10/02/2015 on Kit kat Web M 0
123456789101112131415295395590>>>
[ 19807 Total ]

user's channels

Join Subscribe 4chan
Join Subscribe deadpool
Join Subscribe evil-nigger
Join Subscribe lol-channel
Join Subscribe morbid-channel
Join Subscribe ponytime
Join Subscribe ragecomics
Join Subscribe videogames
Join Subscribe zoidbergtime

user's friends

User avatar alihilalk
User avatar AMATORY
User avatar BerryLicious
User avatar BobTheDestroyer
User avatar braydonbond
User avatar carefree
User avatar codsquad
User avatar dubslao
User avatar dudemiesterman
User avatar energyman
User avatar filthyargonian
User avatar Findus
User avatar flylow
User avatar Furry
User avatar GothicChi
User avatar HayoChan
User avatar ifeelbatman
User avatar iliveinrackcity
User avatar iMagnet
imthatpornposter
User avatar jonnyfrosty
User avatar jxs
User avatar kabageguy
kakuto
12>
[ 47 Total ]

Comments(80):

Leave a comment Refresh Comments Show GIFs
Anonymous comments allowed.
80 comments displayed.
Reply
User avatar #347 - dewdomg (02/21/2015) [-]
Hey so you are a firefighter?
Reply
User avatar #348 to #347 - guiguito (02/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, so?
Reply
User avatar #349 to #348 - dewdomg (02/21/2015) [-]
Im about to start my Wildland academy tomorrow. Any advice?
Reply
User avatar #351 to #349 - guiguito (02/21/2015) [-]
Train your endurance at home, the tests are designed to break you, also whenever you are talking to any firefighter try to be as humble as respectfull as posible.
btw does wildland also does pre hospitalary procedures or just puts out fires?
Reply
User avatar #352 to #351 - dewdomg (02/22/2015) [-]
I have already completed my EMT program so i did not look in-depth into the program for any pre-hospital care stuff. however I believe that we will mostly be doing the fire aspects. As far as physical I have been running 3+/- Mi. Every day as well as some circuit training.
Reply
User avatar #353 to #352 - guiguito (02/22/2015) [-]
If it's just fire it's easy, just keep training your physical strenght and endurance and memorize the fire classes so you don't throw water into pyropholical metals and make a even bigger fire.
Reply
User avatar #350 to #349 - advice (02/21/2015) [-]
if you see a fire, put it out.
Reply
User avatar #355 to #350 - guiguito (05/12/2015) [-]
nice
Reply
User avatar #338 - angelooo (07/23/2014) [-]
Are your items for trade?
Reply
User avatar #339 to #338 - guiguito (07/23/2014) [-]
Is your boddy for trade?
Reply
User avatar #340 to #339 - angelooo (07/23/2014) [-]
Only for you
Reply
User avatar #341 to #340 - guiguito (07/23/2014) [-]
I was thinking of a treesome, too bad for you.
Reply
User avatar #342 to #341 - angelooo (07/24/2014) [-]
okay for other people too.
#316 - havockwzy Comment deleted by guiguito [-]
Reply
User avatar #318 to #316 - guiguito (07/20/2014) [-]
also i need sauce on that
Reply
User avatar #317 to #316 - guiguito (07/20/2014) [-]
your profile
Reply
User avatar #315 - guiguito (04/16/2014) [-]
I meant to say otter.
Reply
User avatar #306 - guiguito (03/12/2014) [-]
Nefarian getcho ass over here, i'd like to teach you to play dota, real life sucks major ass.
Reply
User avatar #307 to #306 - nefarian (03/12/2014) [-]
k den sheesh
Reply
User avatar #308 to #307 - guiguito (03/12/2014) [-]
Sorry for ******* up, i should have gotten more reliable connection before attempting to teach you the basics of doto 2.
Reply
User avatar #309 to #308 - nefarian (03/13/2014) [-]
pooch is a pain in the arse anyway
Reply
#304 - samous (01/25/2014) [-]
that was'nt a fart
Reply
User avatar #305 to #304 - guiguito (01/26/2014) [-]
I feel sorry for your trousers.
Reply
User avatar #293 - betta (12/22/2013) [-]
Reply
User avatar #294 to #293 - guiguito (12/22/2013) [-]
wat?
Reply
User avatar #295 to #294 - betta (12/22/2013) [-]
You thumbed down my OC comic
Reply
#296 to #295 - guiguito (12/22/2013) [-]
wa...
But...
Reply
#297 to #296 - betta (12/22/2013) [-]
I worked so hard on that and you're just going to sit there thumbing down my soul and stabbing my face... *Cries eternally*
I worked so hard on that and you're just going to sit there thumbing down my soul and stabbing my face...

*Cries eternally*
Reply
User avatar #298 to #297 - guiguito (12/22/2013) [-]
Ok i take it back, just don't cry on my profile ok? Holy hell, did you get a notification or you stalk that ? buttom?
Reply
User avatar #299 to #298 - betta (12/22/2013) [-]
Well I did post it like 15 minutes ago. I kinda figured that's what people do. Is that not what people do?

If you mind me asking, what made it red thumb worthy? I'm just curious so I can improve.
Reply
User avatar #300 to #299 - guiguito (12/22/2013) [-]
That's not what people do, people give it's contribution to the comunity and keep fapping.
Also i ain't saying it's bad, just that i din't like it. Not that i care, since that's my ******* first thumb in seven months and someone comes to complain at me.
Reply
User avatar #301 to #300 - betta (12/22/2013) [-]
Alright, I'll be going now that :3

Au revoir!

That's french for "Back to fapping"
Reply
User avatar #302 to #301 - guiguito (12/22/2013) [-]
Don't use french near me, people used LE and we all know what happend.
Reply
User avatar #303 to #302 - betta (12/22/2013) [-]
Touch- I mean, good call...

I'll be going now (:

Thank you for the thumb!
Reply
User avatar #285 - MrDeadiron (12/05/2013) [-]
I saw that you little faggot.
Reply
#286 to #285 - guiguito (12/05/2013) [-]
You, you come to my profile, in the day of my daughter's wedding, and call ME a faggot?
Well **** you too faggot.
Reply
#287 to #286 - MrDeadiron (12/05/2013) [-]
No because that would make me a faggot, like you.
No because that would make me a faggot, like you.
Reply
User avatar #311 to #310 - MrDeadiron (04/09/2014) [-]
***** its been 5 months.
Reply
User avatar #312 to #311 - guiguito (04/09/2014) [-]
And you still mad, i don't remember why, but it doesn't change the facts.
Reply
#314 to #313 - guiguito (04/09/2014) [-]
Keep posting pics.
Reply
#290 to #289 - guiguito (12/05/2013) [-]
You still mad.
Reply
User avatar #292 to #291 - guiguito (12/05/2013) [-]
K bay.
Reply
User avatar #283 - guiguito (12/02/2013) [-]
gabek luv u bby.
Reply
User avatar #284 to #283 - gabek (12/02/2013) [-]
thx bby mi luv u 2 <3
Reply
#280 - Gonnafly (11/30/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas,
Reply
User avatar #343 to #280 - guiguito (11/26/2014) [-]
I haven't changed my profile pic to this day, out of lazzynessor something, but you haven't sent me another one, i don't think you still care;
Reply
User avatar #344 to #343 - Gonnafly (11/29/2014) [-]
My over has been broken the past few months so there isn't really much I can send
Reply
User avatar #345 to #344 - guiguito (11/29/2014) [-]
You mean it's over?
Reply
#281 to #280 - guiguito (11/30/2013) [-]
Thanks, merry xmas to you too bby.
It feels wrong tho, i know timezones are different, but danm it's like a month early.
Reply
User avatar #282 to #281 - Gonnafly (11/30/2013) [-]
yeah.
Reply
User avatar #274 - redcookiemonster (11/11/2013) [-]
There you go man. Just follow the rules and you should be alright.

Look I realize it sucks, to be honest I'd like funnyjunk to be how it used to be as well, but the fact is, the internet is becoming more restrictive, and since I've been here as long as I have, I want to keep it running. Don't take it personally.
Reply
User avatar #275 to #274 - guiguito (11/11/2013) [-]
Since many did exactly what i did, and unlike me with the prupose of spamming, and only i got ip banned, i took it personaly.
Why is it so hard to ip ban annons instead of me.
Reply
User avatar #276 to #275 - redcookiemonster (11/11/2013) [-]
Spam banning just recently started to ban IP's I cannot add or subtract time onto a ban, nor can I IP ban.
Reply
#277 to #276 - guiguito (11/12/2013) [-]
You see, i was only able to make another account using tor.
Reply
User avatar #278 to #277 - redcookiemonster (11/12/2013) [-]
Ah yea I gotcha. I'll talk to admin. Maybe he'll add an option to ban bot users so that regular user spam isn't as harsh a punishment.
Reply
#272 - imnotkickthecat (11/10/2013) [-]
Now it is my turn to call you a faggot on your profile.
Reply
#279 to #272 - guiguito (11/12/2013) [-]
>mfw i was banned and unable to respond in kind.
good thing dude below was kind enough to do so for me.
Reply
#273 to #272 - nefarian (11/10/2013) [-]
NOT ON MY WATCH
Reply
#258 - desacabose (10/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
FRIGHT NIGHT (MUSIC 4)
Reply
User avatar #259 to #258 - guiguito (10/28/2013) [-]
what is the meaning of this?
i like it
Reply
#260 to #259 - desacabose (10/28/2013) [-]
We both know what I mean
Reply
User avatar #261 to #260 - guiguito (10/28/2013) [-]
explain it in words, the hability to figure **** on my own ins't exactly my strong point.
Reply
User avatar #263 to #261 - desacabose (10/28/2013) [-]
With my penis
Reply
User avatar #264 to #263 - guiguito (10/28/2013) [-]
i'll politely refuse.
why me?
Reply
User avatar #266 to #264 - desacabose (10/28/2013) [-]
Reasons
Reply
User avatar #267 to #266 - guiguito (10/28/2013) [-]
even tho i am curious, i think i should not push the matter further, night.
Reply
User avatar #262 to #261 - desacabose (10/28/2013) [-]
I wish to inject proteins into you
Reply
User avatar #265 to #262 - guiguito (10/28/2013) [-]
why me, this is so random.
and it's actualy amnioacids.
Reply
User avatar #268 to #265 - desacabose (10/28/2013) [-]
reasons
Reply
User avatar #269 to #268 - guiguito (10/29/2013) [-]
wait just a second there, did you ******* find my facebook?
Reply
User avatar #271 to #270 - guiguito (10/29/2013) [-]
YOU ******
pls don't spread, i don't use that **** in ages, and prob has some weird **** in it, but my pic still sexy.
Reply
User avatar #256 - revengeforfreeze (10/24/2013) [-]
yur a fagt
Reply
User avatar #257 to #256 - guiguito (10/24/2013) [-]
no u
 
Leave a comment
<
>
 Friends (0)