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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#28 - Picture 12/30/2015 on SQUID. +2
#12 - I think we all know why he's in his grade level. 12/30/2015 on 4chan comp. #51 +21
#166 - Picture 12/30/2015 on Dank MLG FJ +1
#234 - You know, for people who supposedly hate being labeled, they s… 12/30/2015 on for whom the bell tolls +8
#233 - Picture 12/30/2015 on for whom the bell tolls +2
#24 - Picture 12/29/2015 on 1000w LED lights +2
#31 - Remins me of this.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/29/2015 on for whom the bell tolls +6
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#138 - tenaciouslee (12/29/2015) [-]
Thank god Clickhole is fucking satire.
#128 - llpanic (12/29/2015) [-]
whats the point thought I thought they'd at least find some physical similarities but it's just bullshit statements and a picture semi-related if you're lucky
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#129 - mamen (12/29/2015) [-]
ppsst its satire
#233 - guanyu (12/30/2015) [-]
#122 - softlyrustled (12/29/2015) [-]
**softlyrustled used "*roll picture*"**
**softlyrustled rolled image** That's pretty high tier autism.
#117 - rayeightk (12/29/2015) [-]
#96 - justice  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Almost +10
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#98 - removekimchi (12/29/2015) [-]
justice?
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#99 - HordeyWordey (12/29/2015) [-]
Flat is justice
Or so I'm told
#95 - Well, he's not wrong. 12/29/2015 on Almost +5
#94 - "escort" 12/29/2015 on Almost +19
#8 - >193 cm for unliberated people  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on Skleep +8
#9 - nerdking (12/29/2015) [-]
**nerdking used "*roll picture*"**
**nerdking rolled image**Hey man, there are people in this world without any freedom at all, it's no laughing matter. Overseas, there are horrible, freedom-haters who insist on calling flashlights 'torches' because they're still stuck in the freedomless dark ages.
#24 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Almost +27
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#107 - truesmokewolf (12/29/2015) [-]
Sauce on the original, anyone?
#189 - incognitomode has deleted their comment.
#108 - theokkeli (12/29/2015) [-]
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**theokkeli rolled image** idk, go search
#54 - Also: truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 12/28/2015 on Anons a cop +1
#52 - Picture 12/28/2015 on Anons a cop +5
#5 - Yeah, some of them where funny, but you really had to trudge t… 12/28/2015 on I'm a Fucking Idiot +1
#3 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Skleep +15
#10 - karenoniks (12/29/2015) [-]
>SCP-072 will then use its pointed fingers to cut portions of flesh from the exposed parts of the subject's foot or feet.
>Object Class: Safe
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#12 - Shiny (12/29/2015) [-]
"Safe" means it's easily contained. It'd be higher rated if it was actively going around killing people without some poor clueless fucker lying on it.
#7 - funpunk (12/29/2015) [-]
"Any bed within an approximately 10-meter vicinity of a bed which manifests the effects of SCP-072 will also host an instance of SCP-072." There's more than one of these things. Fucking 096 has the decency to kill you quickly unlike these things.
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#6 - kurtlanglie (12/28/2015) [-]
I'm 6' 4" (193 cm for unliberated people), and I haven't slept in a bed that my feet didn't dangle off of since I was thirteen years old. This was my biggest childhood fear.
#8 - guanyu (12/29/2015) [-]
>193 cm for unliberated people
#9 - nerdking (12/29/2015) [-]
**nerdking used "*roll picture*"**
**nerdking rolled image**Hey man, there are people in this world without any freedom at all, it's no laughing matter. Overseas, there are horrible, freedom-haters who insist on calling flashlights 'torches' because they're still stuck in the freedomless dark ages.
#4 - alwaysscaroused (12/28/2015) [-]
#72 - Except he's 12. 12/28/2015 on Startling Moments 0
#35 - I used to live there. 12/28/2015 on Neil on porn in space +6
#36 - I just noticed the nail file isn't anywhere near his claw. 12/27/2015 on Oly timey cats fucked with... +10
#37 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on when people flirt in nsfw +1
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#38 - Toshiro (12/27/2015) [-]
#13 - I hope this becomes the new horse mask.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Worse than Grinches +5
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#24 - xEatMyBaconator (12/28/2015) [-]
i think i need this in my life now
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#17 - CAPSEDDIE (12/27/2015) [-]
That would be great, but I think the $70 price tag kills that hope
#16 - DrDanny (12/27/2015) [-]
Me too
#34 - I feel more like this.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2015 on when people flirt in nsfw +4
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#35 - Toshiro (12/27/2015) [-]
When you're cruisin' an image search and start getting into the weird shit. Jontron - Deep Shit [Food Games Part 2]
#37 - guanyu (12/27/2015) [-]
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#38 - Toshiro (12/27/2015) [-]
#5 - Here's what it looked like. 12/27/2015 on TF2 item names comp 45:... +11
#4 - Because I could wear the Garden Bristles on Christmas along wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on TF2 item names comp 45:... 0
#5 - guanyu (12/27/2015) [-]
Here's what it looked like.
#8 - You've seriously never seen "jizz" written?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Neil on porn in space +207
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#21 - fuckberries (12/28/2015) [-]
Theyre still trying to convince people gif is pronounced jif
#51 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
while people who say "jif" are retarded, jizz is universally spelled with a j.
OP is retarded
#47 - zedd (12/28/2015) [-]
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#40 - misternobodie (12/28/2015) [-]
Nope.

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User avatar #54 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks man appreciate it !!
User avatar #55 to #54 - guanyu ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #52 - fluttergrey (08/24/2015) [-]
You have a horse mask, therefore you like horses. duhhhhh
User avatar #53 to #52 - guanyu ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Red hare is best horse.
#49 - donotpursue (03/11/2015) [-]
'sup bitch
'sup bitch
User avatar #50 to #49 - guanyu ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
uh oh
User avatar #46 - newpulse (02/10/2015) [-]
Befriend me friendly stranger.
#47 to #46 - guanyu ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
caocao is the only friend i need
User avatar #43 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
guanyu, i wanted to know what you replied to my comment. whyyyyyyyyyyyy
#44 to #43 - guanyu ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
I accidentally replied to the wrong comment. Had multiple tabs open.
It was this image.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
oh, well now i know haha thanks
#33 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
User avatar #40 to #35 - caocao (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't faint because of you. I was ill.
User avatar #41 to #40 - guanyu ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Suuure.
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose **********
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS 			*******		 MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS ******* MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The **** ..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #14 - murpmurp ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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