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Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:7/22/2014
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Content Ranking:#1554
Comment Ranking:#189
Highest Content Rank:#1542
Highest Comment Rank:#104
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#168 - Picture 07/06/2014 on The chosen one +6
#166 - Found it. It's a woman making a clay dick, but then she's …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on The chosen one 0
User avatar #167 - heartbleed (07/06/2014) [-]
Oh I thought it was lube or something...
#162 - Oh right. I'll just do that. 07/06/2014 on The chosen one 0
#159 - Which one is it?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/06/2014 on The chosen one 0
User avatar #161 - heartbleed (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm not sure, I can't really read 24 hour clocks, try matching the times up.
User avatar #176 - shenro (07/06/2014) [-]
how can you not read 24 hour clocks
User avatar #225 - heartbleed (07/07/2014) [-]
Because for all my life I've only read 12 hour clocks and I find them much more efficient. I can read them but most of the time if it's not important I'm too lazy to bother.
User avatar #226 - shenro (07/07/2014) [-]
i grew up with a 24h clock but i learned how to read the 12 hour one easily so now i can read both just fine.
User avatar #227 - heartbleed (07/07/2014) [-]
I think it's one of those things like with language if you grow up with a language besides English you're more likely to learn English at another time.
User avatar #166 - guanyu (07/06/2014) [-]
Found it.
It's a woman making a clay dick, but then she's like "fuck it", takes her clothes off and rubs clay liquid all over her body.
User avatar #167 - heartbleed (07/06/2014) [-]
Oh I thought it was lube or something...
User avatar #162 - guanyu (07/06/2014) [-]
Oh right. I'll just do that.
#44 - inb4 dog people say the cat didn't really care and that …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Check Description 0
#51 - ruggerpugger (07/06/2014) [-]
this

pretty much most dog lovers
#102 - Maybe you should stop eating your shoulder; It might make &quo… 07/06/2014 on Dogs are better than people 0
#1 - Picture 07/06/2014 on lemonade 0
#1 - Except you found it.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on hide he ninja +310
User avatar #35 - baaltomekk (07/07/2014) [-]
yeah but the water is frozen which means it took him quiet some time
#43 - devout feminist (07/07/2014) [-]
Ice can freeze in less than a day, depending on the temperature.
#5 - Well, I can cross that off the list then. 07/06/2014 on Japanese weird shit of the day 0
#3 - She took her clothes off?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on eating chipotle +1
#4 - thatsonekuhlhorse (07/06/2014) [-]
Eating chipotle in a white shirt? She would've been a fool not to.
#3 - seems legit 07/06/2014 on No doubt +1
#64 - 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Raep 0
User avatar #66 - sociocat (07/06/2014) [-]
congrats you won
User avatar #65 - sociocat (07/06/2014) [-]
i got nothing
#62 - What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bi…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Raep +1
#92 - devout feminist (07/06/2014) [-]
copying and pasting faget make your own
User avatar #63 - sociocat (07/06/2014) [-]
u wot m8? fite me irl fagot il fookin rek u.
il bash ur fookin hed in i swer on me mum
User avatar #64 - guanyu (07/06/2014) [-]
'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE!
User avatar #66 - sociocat (07/06/2014) [-]
congrats you won
User avatar #65 - sociocat (07/06/2014) [-]
i got nothing
#16 - This. Somebody needs to do it. 07/06/2014 on How to birth 0
#52 - That punchline was shit.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Raep +1
User avatar #58 - sociocat (07/06/2014) [-]
just like your moma
#62 - guanyu (07/06/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#92 - devout feminist (07/06/2014) [-]
copying and pasting faget make your own
User avatar #63 - sociocat (07/06/2014) [-]
u wot m8? fite me irl fagot il fookin rek u.
il bash ur fookin hed in i swer on me mum
User avatar #64 - guanyu (07/06/2014) [-]
'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE!
User avatar #66 - sociocat (07/06/2014) [-]
congrats you won
User avatar #65 - sociocat (07/06/2014) [-]
i got nothing
#26 - Picture 07/06/2014 on Exactly Niggers 0
#1 - It's to keep the chips intact during transportation.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Chips 0
User avatar #2 - ibaiapellaniz (07/07/2014) [-]
Its nitrogen, apart form what you said it keeps the chips "crispy" and "fresh"
#3 - Lipton is British, though.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on How English People Bathe +1
#6 - storey (07/06/2014) [-]
the only lipton thing ive ever seen is iced tea...and that is most definitely not british lol
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this guy however definitely is
User avatar #4 - decapitation (07/06/2014) [-]
but its shit
#380 - Picture 07/06/2014 on admin responds +10
#16 - How to make a traditional French breakfast. 07/06/2014 on Merde! 0
#63 - She gets stabbed and she just buzzes buzzfeeds? feeds? s…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on #WorstDayEver +3
User avatar #80 - priestoftheoldones (07/06/2014) [-]
And than she jokes about it, "Talk about rough Mondays!"
#23 - Poor punctuation. 07/06/2014 on I TRUSTED YOU +1
#43 - Gotta love Cox. I know I love Cox. Can't enough of Cox. 07/06/2014 on I See Big Difference In... 0
#1104 - I Googled it, and all I got was a dick.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
User avatar #1118 - gwinblade (07/06/2014) [-]
Maybe it was train shaped like a dick...
#1086 - I guess that counts. 07/06/2014 on Train, Game +21
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#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose muthafucka
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS FUCKING MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS FUCKING MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The fuck..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #14 - murpmurp (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
**niggastolemyname rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - devout feminist (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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