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guanyu

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:3/02/2015
Location:Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7892
Comment Ranking:#311
Highest Content Rank:#1542
Highest Comment Rank:#104
Content Thumbs: 2766 total,  3172 ,  406
Comment Thumbs: 38881 total,  40856 ,  1975
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/100)
Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 86.7% (867/1000)
Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:1
Content Views:148227
Times Content Favorited:115 times
Total Comments Made:6837
FJ Points:34334

latest user's comments

#4 - Picture 02/16/2015 on 'STRAYA 0
#14 - cuteasiangirls, get in here! 02/16/2015 on 60 fps dance +5
#8 - This confusion is why I prefer the term "fauxminist"…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Remember, don't confuse... +1
User avatar #15 - threeeighteen (02/17/2015) [-]
Of post-feminism.
#6 - Picture 02/16/2015 on Tumblrone +51
#38 - Picture 02/16/2015 on Things cities do +6
#8 - It's like the visual inequivalent of a Shepard tone. 02/16/2015 on Open the Legs 0
#59 - You're just jealous because you don't have green skin and tusk…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Feminism +1
#60 - kameken (02/16/2015) [-]
>"Don't have green skin"

I kek'd, though.
#57 - And Malacath still manages to be better than all other deadric…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Feminism 0
#58 - kameken (02/16/2015) [-]
Oh Blivion, no.
Better than the guy who made werecrocodiles?
Better than the guy who made vampire lords?
Better than the guy who made the wabbajack?
Fuck no.

The only thing Malacath ever made was a bunch of blunt objects to hit faggots over the head with. I hear he also made a few weapons.



Because orcs are stupid.

He didn't really make them, but it's close enough for the joke to still work.

Or, it would've been if I hadn't ruined it.



User avatar #59 - guanyu (02/16/2015) [-]
You're just jealous because you don't have green skin and tusks, aren't disliked by most other races and lack a name fit for an alien caveman.
#60 - kameken (02/16/2015) [-]
>"Don't have green skin"

I kek'd, though.
#24 - >using gun to brush teeth >china 02/16/2015 on Whats going on in china? 0
#50 - Picture 02/16/2015 on Stuff around the interwebs 2 +4
#16 - Picture 02/16/2015 on Kotaku 0
#38 - *is not 02/16/2015 on Feminism +1
#37 - No, Patrick. Cosplay in not feminism.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Feminism +1
User avatar #38 - guanyu (02/16/2015) [-]
*is not
#35 - That's not how you spell orsimer.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Feminism +2
User avatar #56 - kameken (02/16/2015) [-]
Orcs worship a pile of daedra shit, m8.
User avatar #57 - guanyu (02/16/2015) [-]
And Malacath still manages to be better than all other deadric princes.
#58 - kameken (02/16/2015) [-]
Oh Blivion, no.
Better than the guy who made werecrocodiles?
Better than the guy who made vampire lords?
Better than the guy who made the wabbajack?
Fuck no.

The only thing Malacath ever made was a bunch of blunt objects to hit faggots over the head with. I hear he also made a few weapons.



Because orcs are stupid.

He didn't really make them, but it's close enough for the joke to still work.

Or, it would've been if I hadn't ruined it.



User avatar #59 - guanyu (02/16/2015) [-]
You're just jealous because you don't have green skin and tusks, aren't disliked by most other races and lack a name fit for an alien caveman.
#60 - kameken (02/16/2015) [-]
>"Don't have green skin"

I kek'd, though.
#348 - Found the reverse sjw. 02/16/2015 on oppression +1
#169 - All is well. >> #23 02/16/2015 on Japan: Has Talent +1
#12 - stage whisper? 02/13/2015 on Unknown Number 0
#17 - ikr? "You know what porn aimed at straight men absolu… 02/13/2015 on gotta get fit +14
#84 - Picture 02/13/2015 on My Life Right About Now +4
#12 - Reminded me of this game. 02/13/2015 on Pb Fellowship best fellowship 0
#31 - >> #29 02/13/2015 on Michelle (2) 0
#30 - thanks 02/13/2015 on Michelle (2) +1
#28 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Michelle (2) +6
#29 - anonexplains (02/13/2015) [-]
Mal Malloy
User avatar #30 - guanyu (02/13/2015) [-]
thanks
#40 - He's a duck too?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on Centaur +1
User avatar #41 - twentyseconds (02/13/2015) [-]
The 9" corkscrew penis says yes.
#29 - Cheat on me, I dare you. nutmeg grater 02/13/2015 on This bitch +5

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User avatar #46 - newpulse (02/10/2015) [-]
Befriend me friendly stranger.
#47 to #46 - guanyu (02/10/2015) [-]
caocao is the only friend i need
User avatar #43 - DontDeleteMeAgain ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
guanyu, i wanted to know what you replied to my comment. whyyyyyyyyyyyy
#44 to #43 - guanyu (01/31/2015) [-]
I accidentally replied to the wrong comment. Had multiple tabs open.
It was this image.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DontDeleteMeAgain ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
oh, well now i know haha thanks
#33 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
User avatar #40 to #35 - caocao (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't faint because of you. I was ill.
User avatar #41 to #40 - guanyu (08/12/2014) [-]
Suuure.
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose **********
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS 						*******					 MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS ******* MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The **** ..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #14 - murpmurp (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #10 to #8 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - anonexplains (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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