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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:7/29/2014
Location:Netherlands
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Content Ranking:#1564
Comment Ranking:#157
Highest Content Rank:#1542
Highest Comment Rank:#104
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#65 - >rape 07/19/2014 on Planet Express Fanart 0
#16 - Picture 07/19/2014 on Punchline 0
#74 - Picture 07/19/2014 on Contain Your Laughter +1
#15 - I thought that was an image roll at first. 07/19/2014 on Sorcery !! 0
#27 - Bane from the movie called The Dark Knight Rises. 07/19/2014 on KCF 5 mod plox +9
#26 - Comment deleted 07/19/2014 on KCF 5 mod plox 0
#7 - Picture 07/19/2014 on *swoosh* +2
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Well, that seems reasonable +3
#17 - flyingfisherman (07/19/2014) [-]
I do not know what are You talking about special agent Simons!
#3 - Picture 07/19/2014 on U.S Army medic humor +98
#17 - Bigger is better.  [+] (16 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Planet Express Fanart +3
User avatar #25 - groovierpoet (07/19/2014) [-]
Bigger is ALWAYS better.
User avatar #26 - metalcoldreaper (07/19/2014) [-]
unless it doesn't fit..
User avatar #31 - groovierpoet (07/19/2014) [-]
Wrong hole.
User avatar #27 - klokwork (07/19/2014) [-]
then you make it fit.
User avatar #65 - guanyu (07/19/2014) [-]
>rape
User avatar #28 - metalcoldreaper (07/19/2014) [-]
I see. And what if she says "Stop it doesn't fit, you're hurting me"?
User avatar #29 - klokwork (07/19/2014) [-]
Idk man, i thought we were doing a bit.
I guess stop and try again later but this time slower?
User avatar #30 - metalcoldreaper (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh i am doing a bit, kinda bored honestly trying to think what to watch next.

Mostly i was listing an issue one of my friends always went on about that he had a dick that was 'too' big because he literally couldn't fuck anything without causing damage.

True or not i don't know, but meh, story worthy i suppose.
User avatar #32 - klokwork (07/19/2014) [-]
True.
The only time i ever had sex she said it hurt her too much.
Then again she might have been lying about not being a virgin.
Anyways what you wana watch?
Like anime? Real people? Tv? Movie?
Im bored too and i watch too much stuff.
User avatar #34 - metalcoldreaper (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh, new korra came out, sweet.
User avatar #33 - metalcoldreaper (07/19/2014) [-]
Hm i was gonna see what's came out in america recently, or pick an anime from my list i put together thanks to that recent anime comp.

myanimelist.net/animelist/metalcoldreaper

not really sure what to start with.
User avatar #35 - klokwork (07/19/2014) [-]
Berserk (I recommend the manga though)
Log Horizon (ends out of no-wear, still good though)
Hunter x Hunter (please watch it. I love it. Get past the first few episodes and you will be blown away)
Kenichi The mightiest disciple (its pretty freakin good after a while)
Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood (Good. Original has shitones of filler though. Unless you like filler.)
Samurai Champloo (really interesting characters)
No game no life (MAGNIFICENT!!!! sorry i just love it. Just came out. Dont listen to the people that say its cancelled it got a second season.)

Shit thats all i can think up right now. Did you seriously watch everything in that entire list though?

User avatar #36 - metalcoldreaper (07/19/2014) [-]
in the completed list yeah, theres more on my harddrives i have seen but thats all off the top of my head, Also gotta find a movie from my bookshelf about Magic suits of armor that when broken can turn people into mutant demons.
User avatar #37 - klokwork (07/19/2014) [-]
nice, well good luck on your search.
User avatar #41 - metalcoldreaper (07/19/2014) [-]
Found it, Strait jacket. Knew it started with an S. Back to korra.
User avatar #42 - klokwork (07/19/2014) [-]
Legend of Korra Kicks ass
#4 - Picture 07/19/2014 on Instructions Weren't Clear... +2
#104 - Picture 07/19/2014 on typical tumblr +1
#100 - You say that like it was your own decision.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on typical tumblr 0
User avatar #103 - Orc (07/19/2014) [-]
I never said that it was.
#104 - guanyu (07/19/2014) [-]
#58 - That's a shitty analogy. 07/19/2014 on Exact thing. +3
#98 - Comment deleted 07/19/2014 on The Hole to Hell 0
#189 - >running a country >not hard work 07/18/2014 on Art is Life 0
#184 - Helps to know what you're doing.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Art is Life 0
User avatar #186 - kevinator (07/18/2014) [-]
that's overrated, plenty of people in our government that doesn't know jack shit what they're doing, yet ''seem'' to be working hard.
#200 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
I guarantee they know a helluva lot more than you, faggot.
User avatar #212 - kevinator (07/18/2014) [-]
k
#189 - guanyu (07/18/2014) [-]
>running a country
>not hard work
#4883 - Have you considered design? 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#18 - I think Japan is leaking. 07/18/2014 on McDonald's in Taiwan +18
#6 - Picture 07/18/2014 on Can’t See Any Difference 0
#179 - Oh no, not learning and hard work . Anything but that.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Art is Life +6
User avatar #183 - kevinator (07/18/2014) [-]
Fuck learning, hard work is all that count.
User avatar #184 - guanyu (07/18/2014) [-]
Helps to know what you're doing.
User avatar #186 - kevinator (07/18/2014) [-]
that's overrated, plenty of people in our government that doesn't know jack shit what they're doing, yet ''seem'' to be working hard.
#200 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
I guarantee they know a helluva lot more than you, faggot.
User avatar #212 - kevinator (07/18/2014) [-]
k
#189 - guanyu (07/18/2014) [-]
>running a country
>not hard work
#53 - I once saw a box cutter/bottle opener combo. 07/18/2014 on WHAT A GREAT IDEA!! 0
#35 - I just want the parties back.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on fj tinychat room +2
#42 - icewizardftw (07/18/2014) [-]
#1 - That's just weird looking. 07/18/2014 on eyebrow game too strong +1
#3 - Picture 07/18/2014 on Girl with giant cock in mouth +1
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#33 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose muthafucka
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS FUCKING MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS FUCKING MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The fuck..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #14 - murpmurp (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
**niggastolemyname rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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