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guanyu

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7834
Comment Ranking:#305
Highest Content Rank:#1542
Highest Comment Rank:#104
Content Thumbs: 2766 total,  3172 ,  406
Comment Thumbs: 38975 total,  40955 ,  1980
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/100)
Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 93.8% (938/1000)
Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:1
Content Views:148254
Times Content Favorited:115 times
Total Comments Made:6866
FJ Points:34405

latest user's comments

#83 - If you're black you could just go to Twitter and make your own…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on it's clearly better to be... 0
#84 - darkysix (03/02/2015) [-]
its a very difficult skill that could take years to master
i dont think im ready yet
#107 - *pregnant and fat 03/02/2015 on Poor guy 0
#122 - stop  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on I made myself sad 0
User avatar #143 - shadowmaul (03/02/2015) [-]
i mean dont quote me as saying hes next im just sayin
#120 - Picture 03/02/2015 on I made myself sad +3
#51 - Maybe it was... stoled out. 03/01/2015 on Slut in Swedish means "Sold... +1
#50 - What's the catch? 03/01/2015 on Slut in Swedish means "Sold... 0
#69 - He's clearly looking up. 03/01/2015 on When you think you're going... +1
#177 - Picture 03/01/2015 on Garbage men get a kick ass... +1
#79 - >> #24 03/01/2015 on Acres of pizza 0
#110 - Picture 03/01/2015 on Ken M 0
#71 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Acres of pizza +1
#72 - fappening (03/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #79 - guanyu (03/01/2015) [-]
>>#24
#51 - Picture 02/28/2015 on Feelsjunk 0
#75 - reel it in 02/28/2015 on X-ray vision 0
#12 - >this is how my parents are fixed that for them, beca… 02/28/2015 on Coraline 0
#23 - >implying this happens a lot  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on How to raise a homophobe 0
#32 - anonexplains (02/28/2015) [-]
It happens more than you think...
User avatar #25 - newprinny (02/28/2015) [-]
Well there's pride parades, and that's kinda the same thing when you think about it, dood.
#15 - >> #3 02/28/2015 on WHAT IS LOVE? 0
#9 - We're still dealing with Leonard Nimoy, don't remind us of that now.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Feelsjunk +139
#48 - anonexplains (02/28/2015) [-]
90% of this website is too young to even really know much about Nimoy, dont act like everyone here is older than 18. Because theyre not. They just think its the cool thing to do to post quotes and act like he majorly impacted their lives. Just stop.
#51 - guanyu (02/28/2015) [-]
#13 - ponsko (02/28/2015) [-]
damn did not know Leonard Nimoy was pepsi
#7 - Picture 02/28/2015 on First world problems for... +2
#14 - Most people commit sins, but gluttony is the most noticeable o… 02/28/2015 on Love at first sight 0
#53 - I don't wanna be old.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on X-ray vision +6
User avatar #68 - dovakiin (02/28/2015) [-]
A blue and black dog? really?
User avatar #75 - guanyu (02/28/2015) [-]
reel it in
#55 - The birds think it's a company. Mann Co. 02/28/2015 on The Seeds To A Beautiful... 0
#123 - he drew a crude bulge 02/28/2015 on Oblivion is life +4
#196 - Surely people don't actually fall for that anymore, right?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on More Advice Soldier! 0
User avatar #204 - dragostarc (02/28/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised
#195 - Picture 02/28/2015 on More Advice Soldier! +7
#118 - Oh god. I'm so sorry. 02/28/2015 on Parenting 101 pt2 +2

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User avatar #46 - newpulse (02/10/2015) [-]
Befriend me friendly stranger.
#47 to #46 - guanyu (02/10/2015) [-]
caocao is the only friend i need
User avatar #43 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
guanyu, i wanted to know what you replied to my comment. whyyyyyyyyyyyy
#44 to #43 - guanyu (01/31/2015) [-]
I accidentally replied to the wrong comment. Had multiple tabs open.
It was this image.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
oh, well now i know haha thanks
#33 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
User avatar #40 to #35 - caocao (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't faint because of you. I was ill.
User avatar #41 to #40 - guanyu (08/12/2014) [-]
Suuure.
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose **********
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS 						*******					 MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS ******* MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The **** ..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
#15 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - murpmurp (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - anonexplains (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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