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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Netherlands
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Highest Comment Rank:#104
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#199 - When has this ever happened? What kind of satire is this?  [+] (12 new replies) 7 hours ago on Police Brutality 0
User avatar #208 - capslockrage (7 hours ago) [-]
Black guy does something bad and then people are baffled because he gets treated slightly badly?

all the time, use your head.
User avatar #211 - guanyu (7 hours ago) [-]
Can you give me an example?
User avatar #219 - mindlessbastard (7 hours ago) [-]
Michael brown... Travon ...
User avatar #231 - mindlessbastard (6 hours ago) [-]
well .. travon broke zimmeman nose and the thing media dosent say is , trayvon was making lean (codeine, a soft drink, and candy) + he had a big history of violence ...

and browns autopsy reports shows that he had his hand on the cops weapon so ,no he didnt try to surrender + he just robbed a store and assaulted the clerk ....

and yet the black community still defend these sorry excuses of human beings
User avatar #226 - guanyu (6 hours ago) [-]
From what I've heard, Trayvon was just walking and minding his own business. He was armed with Skittles and Arizona. Apparently he looked suspicious enough to stalk and kill, though.
If we did that here in the Netherlands, the streets would run red with the blood of the young.

I'm not entirely up to date on the whole Michael Brown kerfuffle, but if I'm not mistaken he surrendered with his hands up and everything... then they killed him with an automatic weapon.
User avatar #225 - victorydanceofc (7 hours ago) [-]
This just in!

Killing someone is now the same thing as hurting their wrists!

As long as they are black, that is.
User avatar #212 - capslockrage (7 hours ago) [-]
No, if you're too stupid and haven't seen it already, you most likely live in a cave and aren't worth the time.
User avatar #215 - guanyu (7 hours ago) [-]
You lost me at no.
User avatar #216 - capslockrage (7 hours ago) [-]
You lost me at needing examples of something that so obviously happens all the time
User avatar #217 - capslockrage (7 hours ago) [-]
"What? gravity exists? give me examples!"
User avatar #221 - guanyu (7 hours ago) [-]
Okay, smart ass. Here's what I can tell from what I can see from here.

Black guy does something minor.
Cop goes ape shit , as is apparently standard procedure in Murrica.
Half of America acts like the cop is a saint and pulls the "race card" card.
Funnyjunk is racist for the rest of the week.


Now I don't see a lot of American news, but I see enough to know something ain't right over there.
User avatar #238 - capslockrage (6 hours ago) [-]
That's wrong though.

If you're talking about darren wilson who shot michael brown recently, the cop did nothing wrong.

It happens all the time that a black guy does something horrible and a cop reacts accordingly, and idiots like you play the race card and act as if the black guy is a saint and the cop doing his job is a monster.
#30 - #spookt 7 hours ago on Best costume ever 0
#19 - Well la dee ******* da Mr. "I have no troubl…  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Snooze +1
#20 - incoming (3 hours ago) [-]
Welllll since you offered.
#21 - guanyu (2 hours ago) [-]
fine
#10 - Picture 8 hours ago on Testing 0
#190 - Well apparently she's not a dude. 8 hours ago on Police Brutality 0
#184 - Are you retarded?  [+] (14 new replies) 8 hours ago on Police Brutality +3
User avatar #198 - capslockrage (7 hours ago) [-]
Why would you say that?
User avatar #199 - guanyu (7 hours ago) [-]
When has this ever happened? What kind of satire is this?
User avatar #208 - capslockrage (7 hours ago) [-]
Black guy does something bad and then people are baffled because he gets treated slightly badly?

all the time, use your head.
User avatar #211 - guanyu (7 hours ago) [-]
Can you give me an example?
User avatar #219 - mindlessbastard (7 hours ago) [-]
Michael brown... Travon ...
User avatar #231 - mindlessbastard (6 hours ago) [-]
well .. travon broke zimmeman nose and the thing media dosent say is , trayvon was making lean (codeine, a soft drink, and candy) + he had a big history of violence ...

and browns autopsy reports shows that he had his hand on the cops weapon so ,no he didnt try to surrender + he just robbed a store and assaulted the clerk ....

and yet the black community still defend these sorry excuses of human beings
User avatar #226 - guanyu (6 hours ago) [-]
From what I've heard, Trayvon was just walking and minding his own business. He was armed with Skittles and Arizona. Apparently he looked suspicious enough to stalk and kill, though.
If we did that here in the Netherlands, the streets would run red with the blood of the young.

I'm not entirely up to date on the whole Michael Brown kerfuffle, but if I'm not mistaken he surrendered with his hands up and everything... then they killed him with an automatic weapon.
User avatar #225 - victorydanceofc (7 hours ago) [-]
This just in!

Killing someone is now the same thing as hurting their wrists!

As long as they are black, that is.
User avatar #212 - capslockrage (7 hours ago) [-]
No, if you're too stupid and haven't seen it already, you most likely live in a cave and aren't worth the time.
User avatar #215 - guanyu (7 hours ago) [-]
You lost me at no.
User avatar #216 - capslockrage (7 hours ago) [-]
You lost me at needing examples of something that so obviously happens all the time
User avatar #217 - capslockrage (7 hours ago) [-]
"What? gravity exists? give me examples!"
User avatar #221 - guanyu (7 hours ago) [-]
Okay, smart ass. Here's what I can tell from what I can see from here.

Black guy does something minor.
Cop goes ape shit , as is apparently standard procedure in Murrica.
Half of America acts like the cop is a saint and pulls the "race card" card.
Funnyjunk is racist for the rest of the week.


Now I don't see a lot of American news, but I see enough to know something ain't right over there.
User avatar #238 - capslockrage (6 hours ago) [-]
That's wrong though.

If you're talking about darren wilson who shot michael brown recently, the cop did nothing wrong.

It happens all the time that a black guy does something horrible and a cop reacts accordingly, and idiots like you play the race card and act as if the black guy is a saint and the cop doing his job is a monster.
#29 - I'd call you a damn dirty liar. 9 hours ago on You'll never be this cool +5
#16 - When the mosquito sees you.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on rek +10
#20 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
I always knew mosquitoes were in cahoots with the fuckin' Romulans!
#35 - Who said it's a man? 12/19/2014 on Jumanji +6
#148 - yfw 12/19/2014 on Porn Searches 0
#18 - Trashcans are serious business. 12/19/2014 on Evolution of man +1
#210 - In her mind that is. 12/19/2014 on amen 0
#16 - There's more. mrs. puff gets arrested ✔ they do the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on This show was ahead of its... +60
User avatar #17 - moisture (12/18/2014) [-]
There's probably even more, too.
#31 - there's a comma at the end  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on It's matured by now. 0
#33 - tehtrollface (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I feel dumb.
#14 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Deal With It +5
#18 - It's always right by my printer. Always. Don't ask. 12/18/2014 on Los Angeles Nail Clippers 0
#386 - I know it's bait, but... how dare you? How very dare you? 12/18/2014 on Fighting my older brother... 0
#119 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Have you go have some feels. +1
#61 - It's compensation for making him go bald at 19. 12/18/2014 on Earl Grey. Hot. 0
#185 - You mean the socially inept landwhale?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on amen 0
#209 - skeletorexplains (12/19/2014) [-]
She's not fat though she's a cute curvy.
User avatar #210 - guanyu (12/19/2014) [-]
In her mind that is.
#184 - It looks like elephantiasis. 12/18/2014 on amen 0
#851 - **guanyu used "*roll TF2 Class*"** **guanyu rolls Engineer*… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#836 - **guanyu used "*roll 6, cis privilege*"** **guanyu rolls Ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... +1
User avatar #851 - guanyu (12/17/2014) [-]
**guanyu used "*roll TF2 Class*"**
**guanyu rolls Engineer**
I'm more checked than a...
#829 - Comment deleted 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#8 - It's obviously Santa Claus. 12/16/2014 on Only one of these is adorable 0
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#33 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
User avatar #40 to #35 - caocao (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't faint because of you. I was ill.
User avatar #41 to #40 - guanyu (08/12/2014) [-]
Suuure.
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose **********
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS 						*******					 MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS ******* MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The **** ..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #14 - murpmurp ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #10 to #8 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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