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guanyu

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
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#160 - Picture 09/07/2014 on knock knock motherfucker +1
#159 - This is all you need. You don't need a ******* BFG9000 …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on knock knock motherfucker -1
#190 - anon (09/07/2014) [-]
a glock? that holds 15 bullets
you would kill 15 children with that! you're fucking crazy
The only thing you n eed for defense is a nice bat
#41 - I need that to protect myself, u gaiz!  [+] (13 new replies) 09/06/2014 on knock knock motherfucker -17
#121 - boothead (09/07/2014) [-]
2.2 million civilians each year use firearms to protect themselves and their family. Civilians, not cops. So you want to make 2.2 million people each year a victim? You want to spend our already failing money to collect guns and fight off angry citizens when you repeal the 2nd amendment because guns scare you? You want the 58% of Muricans who own guns to be put into forced labor camps because you label them as terrorists? Yea mock me more on why need them.
#159 - guanyu (09/07/2014) [-]
This is all you need. You don't need a fucking BFG9000 to defend yourself.
#190 - anon (09/07/2014) [-]
a glock? that holds 15 bullets
you would kill 15 children with that! you're fucking crazy
The only thing you n eed for defense is a nice bat
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#89 - thefates (09/06/2014) [-]
Actually the reason a lot of these people have advanced weaponry is in-case the country goes to shit. The 2nd amendment says that we should all have guns in order to form an unorganized militia. It makes some sense if you think about it and is a major reason no invasion on America would ever be successful.
#191 - anon (09/07/2014) [-]
"advanced weaponry"
we've had it for 100 years now, guns are not miracles of the universe you hypefag
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#195 - thefates (09/07/2014) [-]
You have to admit that a rifle is more advanced than a pistol.
#105 - anon (09/07/2014) [-]
Except nuclear weapons and actual organized militaries. I'd be more afraid of a team of trained soldiers than a hillbilly with a garage full of guns.
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#117 - swisscheezit (09/07/2014) [-]
While trained military units are far more deadly than hillbillies with guns, the point is that an organized enemy force would have to deal with the American military, as well as constant harassment from bands of armed individuals, which could inflict heavy casualties over time. Also, modern missile defense systems have made nuclear weapons redundant.
#205 - anon (09/07/2014) [-]
This is me asking out of actual curiosity. Do modern missile defense system really compare to nuclear weaponry? I mean, nuclear weapons can absolutely obliterate huge chunks of the world, and leave the remaining areas unhabitable. When I think of missiles, I think of explosive power to maybe take down a house, not so much leave entire cities and regions devastated.
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#206 - swisscheezit (09/07/2014) [-]
Yes, nuclear warheads are devastating, but ever since the end of the Cold War, countries have been focusing less on improving nuclear weaponry, and more on ways to counter it. As it stands today, any nuclear missile launched would most likely be destroyed mid-flight.
#207 - anon (09/07/2014) [-]
Huh, that's actually really rad. Would we really be able to see the nuclear warhead coming? Because I can't imagine you have a long time to react when one of those fuckers are flying over your country. And wouldn't the launcher have to be somewhat close to the place that the bomb will be going off?
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#208 - swisscheezit (09/07/2014) [-]
Not necessarily. The main reason the Cold War was so menacing was because the U.S. and U.S.S.R. were capable of launching intercontinental ballistic missiles armed with nuclear warheads to any point in the world. Because of this, devices were developed to detect a nuclear missile as soon as it launched. However, it would be difficult to intercept one of these missiles, say, if it was launched from a nearby submarine.
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#46 - heartlessrobot (09/06/2014) [-]
Well, if it can blow holes in wood, imagine what it can do to rapists and gang-bangers.
#14 - My bad. 09/06/2014 on Privyledges, check em' +16
#10 - Here's your problem!  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Privyledges, check em' +5
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#32 - jackmanagan (09/06/2014) [-]
See this hat?
Twas my cat

Fancy loafers Former Gophers

See my vest
SEE MY VEEESSSST
#13 - randomitusben (09/06/2014) [-]
:/
#14 - guanyu (09/06/2014) [-]
My bad.
#24 - Picture 09/06/2014 on Thumb This Up If You Want... +1
#39 - Picture 09/06/2014 on Awesomeness +8
#533 - Yeah, that's totally how it works. 09/06/2014 on This is why world hates... 0
#5 - The day a news program used a meme without butchering it.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Deal With It +130
#20 - syrenthra (09/07/2014) [-]
HFW he is done
#524 - Here in the Netherlands, the kids from the worst neighborhoods… 09/06/2014 on This is why world hates... +5
#520 - So these pieces of filth act like a bunch of animals by attack… 09/06/2014 on This is why world hates... 0
#513 - You are just as ****** up as the guys in the video. Ple… 09/06/2014 on This is why world hates... 0
#510 - Finally someone who makes sense around here! 09/06/2014 on This is why world hates... 0
#9 - I just love how they lazily slap brass gears on everything , … 09/06/2014 on stimpunk +1
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on :-( +1
#27 - monozo (09/06/2014) [-]
See a gif I posted used. Swell with chocolatey pride
#35 - Well you should. 09/06/2014 on Supreme +1
#2 - Picture 09/06/2014 on (untitled) +4
#8 - inb4 "murica" even though there's a Danish fla…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Supreme +4
#31 - anon (09/06/2014) [-]
nope denmark all over this one
#20 - Yet another edge parade. Funnyjunk seems to think that everyth… 09/06/2014 on Multiculturalism +3
#16 - It's hard to tell from behind, though. 09/06/2014 on Socks and sandals +2
#5 - Picture 09/06/2014 on fuko da popo +2
#14 - Picture 09/06/2014 on Multiculturalism +3
#77 - Five. 09/05/2014 on Tyrone powered up with KFC +2
#717 - Picture 09/05/2014 on I wish admin would party... +2
#34 - THEN WHO WAS CAMERA? 09/05/2014 on (untitled) 0

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User avatar #54 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks man appreciate it !!
User avatar #55 to #54 - guanyu ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #52 - fluttergrey (08/24/2015) [-]
You have a horse mask, therefore you like horses. duhhhhh
User avatar #53 to #52 - guanyu ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Red hare is best horse.
#49 - donotpursue (03/11/2015) [-]
'sup bitch
'sup bitch
User avatar #50 to #49 - guanyu ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
uh oh
User avatar #46 - newpulse (02/10/2015) [-]
Befriend me friendly stranger.
#47 to #46 - guanyu ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
caocao is the only friend i need
User avatar #43 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
guanyu, i wanted to know what you replied to my comment. whyyyyyyyyyyyy
#44 to #43 - guanyu ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
I accidentally replied to the wrong comment. Had multiple tabs open.
It was this image.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
oh, well now i know haha thanks
#33 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
User avatar #40 to #35 - caocao (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't faint because of you. I was ill.
User avatar #41 to #40 - guanyu ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Suuure.
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose **********
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS 			*******		 MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS ******* MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The **** ..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #14 - murpmurp ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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