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guanyu

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:3/31/2015
Location:Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#398
Highest Content Rank:#1542
Highest Comment Rank:#104
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Total Comments Made:7161
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latest user's comments

#8 - Google lately. It keeps switching maps, images and video, … 02/27/2015 on Admin when he makes... +4
#93 - Sure, let's just ignore that they're also kids.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Post the gifs +4
User avatar #100 - TehFunnyMan (02/27/2015) [-]
We're all aware that there are a multitude of red flags, friend.
#99 - at least there's that  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on So close to death +2
#104 - anonymous (02/27/2015) [-]
#96 - I don't think you know what paradox means.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2015 on So close to death +2
#98 - buttlumps (02/27/2015) [-]
Eh whatever, You know what i mean
User avatar #110 - singedbrick (02/27/2015) [-]
You're thinking of a dilemma.
User avatar #99 - guanyu (02/27/2015) [-]
at least there's that
#104 - anonymous (02/27/2015) [-]
#1 - Damn shame. RIP Leonard Nimoy 02/27/2015 on He lived long and prospered. +1
#8 - Well, I am pretty goal driven, and I can't get **** don… 02/27/2015 on Artist Starter Pack 0
#5 - As a pyro main, I got your back. My favorite loadout: …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on The life of support. 0
#6 - nopefarther (02/27/2015) [-]
I love you.
#69 - Those are phosphines. They're normal, but they are slow and do… 02/24/2015 on When a body part falls asleep 0
#32 - I hope not.  [+] (14 new replies) 02/24/2015 on When a body part falls asleep +11
User avatar #33 - thecancerthatkills (02/24/2015) [-]
Every time I close my eyes I see those colors. For years, I've seen those colors, YEARS I tell you! I never questioned it, I never asked what it was or why it was there, I just assumed it was there for the sake of being there. It's just like when you stare at a light and then you see floating colors.
User avatar #69 - guanyu (02/24/2015) [-]
Those are phosphines. They're normal, but they are slow and don't flicker at least mine are . When I see them, they're usually green or sometimes magenta.
User avatar #50 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Get your blood pressure checked
User avatar #46 - ButtonFly (02/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, I see the same exact thing.
User avatar #35 - tls (02/24/2015) [-]
You must have quite the active mind then. I would wager your brain is filling the void of visual stimuli caused by the closing of your eyes.
User avatar #34 - slendermanspenis (02/24/2015) [-]
I get the same thing colors are mainly golds and silvers and shit looks like stars in the sky. Makes my vision go blurry afterwards though been doing it since I was 5
#37 - hearthofsin (02/24/2015) [-]
i'm so glad i'm not the only one holy shit! i have the exact thing you described but mainly in bright areas or if i close my eyes when it is sunny and i'm outside.
User avatar #38 - slendermanspenis (02/24/2015) [-]
Normally I can see the outline of my eyeball (or what I think it is) on the image and then I see weird shit like planets, people or just plain old boring stars. Actually, until I saw your comment I thought I was infact the only one who got this too, looks like we both got proven wrong.
#41 - hearthofsin (02/24/2015) [-]
yeah we were wrong. i always just kept it secret i guess, i was afraid people would think i was insane or halucinating or some shit.
User avatar #42 - slendermanspenis (02/24/2015) [-]
Well then we can Hallucinate together.
#45 - hearthofsin (02/24/2015) [-]
i would love to <3
#39 - kaskohan (02/24/2015) [-]
Try pressing your closed eyes gently with your fingers and enjoy the show D
User avatar #43 - slendermanspenis (02/24/2015) [-]
Dude, I don't know but I was seeing fucking windmills.
User avatar #40 - slendermanspenis (02/24/2015) [-]
Will do, get back to you in a minute to see what I think.
#30 - Picture  [+] (29 new replies) 02/24/2015 on When a body part falls asleep +48
#79 - redteamgriff (02/25/2015) [-]
Oh God!
#95 - reasonsxxxcause (02/25/2015) [-]
Here you go body.
User avatar #73 - leafonthewind (02/25/2015) [-]
I wonder if taking hallucinogens would affect peoples closed eye visions later in life
User avatar #96 - leafonthewind (02/25/2015) [-]
scienceexplain
get in here
User avatar #65 - deadjoke (02/24/2015) [-]
negrofriendmyeyesarehavingissues.jpg
User avatar #55 - huffe (02/24/2015) [-]
what you see after squishing your eyes into your health
User avatar #57 - huffe (02/24/2015) [-]
replace 'health' with 'head'. fuck me...
User avatar #82 - dehnoobshow (02/25/2015) [-]
Fuck you? Depends if you're a top or a bottom?
#84 - huffe (02/25/2015) [-]
i can be anything you want, sugarlips
User avatar #85 - dehnoobshow (02/25/2015) [-]
Great, in that case I'll call my master, he's been looking for another sub.
I'm kidding of course. I get easily jealous.
User avatar #56 - huffe (02/24/2015) [-]
i swear i'm not drunk
#54 - anonymous (02/24/2015) [-]
that is how they explain a migraine
User avatar #31 - thecancerthatkills (02/24/2015) [-]
Isn't that the thing we see when we close our eyes?
#80 - lype (02/25/2015) [-]
this is an accurate representation of what i see with my eyes closed
did this is in paint just now, feel free to zoom in
User avatar #32 - guanyu (02/24/2015) [-]
I hope not.
User avatar #33 - thecancerthatkills (02/24/2015) [-]
Every time I close my eyes I see those colors. For years, I've seen those colors, YEARS I tell you! I never questioned it, I never asked what it was or why it was there, I just assumed it was there for the sake of being there. It's just like when you stare at a light and then you see floating colors.
User avatar #69 - guanyu (02/24/2015) [-]
Those are phosphines. They're normal, but they are slow and don't flicker at least mine are . When I see them, they're usually green or sometimes magenta.
User avatar #50 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Get your blood pressure checked
User avatar #46 - ButtonFly (02/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, I see the same exact thing.
User avatar #35 - tls (02/24/2015) [-]
You must have quite the active mind then. I would wager your brain is filling the void of visual stimuli caused by the closing of your eyes.
User avatar #34 - slendermanspenis (02/24/2015) [-]
I get the same thing colors are mainly golds and silvers and shit looks like stars in the sky. Makes my vision go blurry afterwards though been doing it since I was 5
#37 - hearthofsin (02/24/2015) [-]
i'm so glad i'm not the only one holy shit! i have the exact thing you described but mainly in bright areas or if i close my eyes when it is sunny and i'm outside.
User avatar #38 - slendermanspenis (02/24/2015) [-]
Normally I can see the outline of my eyeball (or what I think it is) on the image and then I see weird shit like planets, people or just plain old boring stars. Actually, until I saw your comment I thought I was infact the only one who got this too, looks like we both got proven wrong.
#41 - hearthofsin (02/24/2015) [-]
yeah we were wrong. i always just kept it secret i guess, i was afraid people would think i was insane or halucinating or some shit.
User avatar #42 - slendermanspenis (02/24/2015) [-]
Well then we can Hallucinate together.
#45 - hearthofsin (02/24/2015) [-]
i would love to <3
#39 - kaskohan (02/24/2015) [-]
Try pressing your closed eyes gently with your fingers and enjoy the show D
User avatar #43 - slendermanspenis (02/24/2015) [-]
Dude, I don't know but I was seeing fucking windmills.
User avatar #40 - slendermanspenis (02/24/2015) [-]
Will do, get back to you in a minute to see what I think.
#271 - You sure are as dramatic as someone on Tumblr.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on They'll Never Stop +1
#272 - maxpaynenarration (02/24/2015) [-]
I may be, I thought.
#116 - It's reverse psychology. 02/24/2015 on Macropenis +2
#118 - And then they crawled up his ass hole, where they laid eggs to… 02/24/2015 on I regret everything +1
#188 - >first time 02/24/2015 on Cant be seen without my... 0
#441 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Let mods insult you +6
#443 - corporate (02/24/2015) [-]
#11 - this gif is otterly stupid 02/24/2015 on Sound advice +2
#398 - Bring it, bitch.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Let mods insult you 0
User avatar #428 - corporate (02/24/2015) [-]
Who are you calling a bitch? You're fucking useless. Look at you, you're posting on an image sharing website. Do you even have friends in real life you fucking waste of space. Jesus christ your parents must cry themselves to sleep every night. Fucking die cunt.
#441 - guanyu (02/24/2015) [-]
#443 - corporate (02/24/2015) [-]
#150 - >muh thoombles 02/24/2015 on Mod community +1
#136 - Picture 02/24/2015 on Was worth a shot 0
#10 - Picture 02/24/2015 on Physics majors. 0
#26 - I actually tried to guess. I'm not very good with time, so… 02/24/2015 on Hairy Arm 0
#28 - DRINK THE BLOOD OF LUCIFER 02/24/2015 on Adoreable +13
#53 - Good luck seeing things that are really close by. … 02/24/2015 on Cant be seen without my... +3
#52 - How can you just put something directly on your eyeball like that?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Cant be seen without my... +6
User avatar #162 - captenmasin (02/24/2015) [-]
Yeah it gets easier, and once you've got used to poking your eye you can freak out your friends by rubbing your eyeball in front of them
User avatar #161 - darkdanger (02/24/2015) [-]
easy guide for beginners; keep your finger under your top eye-lid. Easy-peasy
User avatar #73 - mystacheisop (02/24/2015) [-]
After the first few times it gets easy.
#188 - guanyu (02/24/2015) [-]
>first time
#71 - Incase anyone's wondering. Demoman in TF2 is "Tavish DeGr…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Video Game Facts Part 7 TF... +6
#97 - anonymous (02/24/2015) [-]
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#49 - donotpursue (03/11/2015) [-]
'sup bitch
'sup bitch
User avatar #50 to #49 - guanyu (03/11/2015) [-]
uh oh
User avatar #46 - newpulse (02/10/2015) [-]
Befriend me friendly stranger.
#47 to #46 - guanyu (02/10/2015) [-]
caocao is the only friend i need
User avatar #43 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
guanyu, i wanted to know what you replied to my comment. whyyyyyyyyyyyy
#44 to #43 - guanyu (01/31/2015) [-]
I accidentally replied to the wrong comment. Had multiple tabs open.
It was this image.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
oh, well now i know haha thanks
#33 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
User avatar #40 to #35 - caocao (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't faint because of you. I was ill.
User avatar #41 to #40 - guanyu (08/12/2014) [-]
Suuure.
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose **********
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS 			*******		 MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS ******* MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The **** ..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #14 - murpmurp ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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