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guanyu

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
Location:Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#525
Highest Content Rank:#1542
Highest Comment Rank:#104
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Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
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Content Views:148516
Times Content Favorited:115 times
Total Comments Made:7803
FJ Points:37237

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#154 - If it was good enough to pirate, it was good enough to buy.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on Burn -1
#161 - shredmaster (04/27/2015) [-]
Have you not been reading the comments? I pirate stuff because I want to play the retail version of the game before I decide whether it's worth buying. If I play it and realize that it's an unfinished mess of glitches and errors then I'm not wasting my money. It's like asking someone to buy a rancid, moldy loaf of bread because they tried a piece of it. It's really not complicated.
#149 - Or maybe you should stop pirating anyway and wait for the pric…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2015 on Burn 0
#153 - shredmaster (04/27/2015) [-]
I have a problem paying any amount of money for something that isn't what I was supposed to be getting. If, to use the other guy's example, you purchased a pizza that was actually devoid of cheese and any other toppings, you'd be throwing a fit and demanding your money back, but when someone releases a shitty unfinished game and people do the same thing jackasses like you whine about it.
#155 - skir (04/27/2015) [-]
in my analogy you are eating half the pizza

if you play half the game and decide you don't like it then you still have to pay

download the trial version if you just want to test it out
User avatar #154 - guanyu (04/27/2015) [-]
If it was good enough to pirate, it was good enough to buy.
#161 - shredmaster (04/27/2015) [-]
Have you not been reading the comments? I pirate stuff because I want to play the retail version of the game before I decide whether it's worth buying. If I play it and realize that it's an unfinished mess of glitches and errors then I'm not wasting my money. It's like asking someone to buy a rancid, moldy loaf of bread because they tried a piece of it. It's really not complicated.
#148 - Never pirated a game in my life, so you can **** right off.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on Burn 0
#156 - skir (04/27/2015) [-]
You're okay and have a right to complain to any manufacturer or company because you are actually purchasing their product or service.

what infuriates me are people yelling at companies and developers when they pirate the majority of their game
#120 - 23 and counting  [+] (5 new replies) 04/27/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... +10
#1163 - anonymous (04/28/2015) [-]
24, going for 25 soon. Never even kissed a girl (had occasions with cute girls but didn't feel attracted). Endure it, bro.
#1187 - guanyu (04/28/2015) [-]
>25
>not even a kiss
That's just not fair.
#1241 - anonymous (04/29/2015) [-]
Well, it's not like I tried actually. I fell in love... multiple times, but none of the girls were interested in me. I still have important friendships with them. The girls who liked me, well, they were cute, but I wasn't attracted to them. In my heart, I didn't really wanted to be with them. One would have also cheated on his boyfriend with me. For the rest, I've never been the type of guy who goes to big parties or does activities where you constantly meet new people. It's actually shockingly easy to get to this age without experience, I wouldn't have expected that. Now I don't know if I should try and date someone I'm not honestly attracted to or just prepare to become a wizard. I still have finishing university to focus on, though.
User avatar #1244 - guanyu (04/29/2015) [-]
I think that if you want a truely meaningful relationship, you should keep doing what you're doing. Don't let superficialities and/or misplaced desire lead you to make a bad decision. After all, you don't have to be in a relationship to lead a happy life and there's no strict time limit for starting one.
If you're a likable guy and you meet enough people, you're bound to stumble upon somebody who's compatible.
#1247 - anonymous (04/29/2015) [-]
Thanks, those were kind words. I don't exclusively want a truely meaningful relationship, I just want to be with someone I feel attracted to without having to ask myself "Should I be attracted to this girl?". I know, it sounds stupid as fuck, it's the social pressure speaking in my head. But on the other hand, not having experience is a big burden. I mean, 24 kissless is not a good thing, any way you see it probably. And the problem is that while I can start when I want, other people will not stop waiting for me. Time rushes by. I don't know. Thank you for having listened to me, I'll write you again if I have something else to add. Have a nice day, guanyu.
#172 - untermensch tears 04/27/2015 on smok weed errday 0
#81 - Picture 04/26/2015 on Puma wearing pumas 0
#482 - diddly diddly  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on Mods make you an avatar +1
#484 - zzRedzz (04/26/2015) [-]
Nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all
#416 - Well I do. Have some eye jewelery. 04/26/2015 on Mods make you an avatar 0
#216 - Oh, I'm late to the party, huh? 04/26/2015 on The Bet 0
#215 - dis gon be good  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on The Bet +1
User avatar #216 - guanyu (04/26/2015) [-]
Oh, I'm late to the party, huh?
#113 - mfw i injected 3 beer 04/26/2015 on Freshmen act like. +1
#81 - >good fries >good chocolate >good waffles …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on I want America flavour 0
User avatar #87 - thisistheguy (04/25/2015) [-]
Brussels has some crazy good beer, some of the best in Europe definitely in the top 3 for countries when it comes to beer.
#660 - noice 04/25/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
#79 - You shouldn't have settled for cheap swill. I admit, I nev…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on I want America flavour +1
#84 - blockanator (04/25/2015) [-]
Most of the German immigrants settled in Wisconsin. Wisconsin also has the most drunks per capital than any other state. So yes their is good beer in the USA, you just got to know where to look.
#162 - The top, because the bottom ones have blood on them.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on justgirlythings +3
#163 - HOtaconE (04/25/2015) [-]
Touche, random guy who commeted.
#579 - uhh 04/25/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
#570 - yay  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #576 - honzo (04/25/2015) [-]
we'll bang, okay?
User avatar #579 - guanyu (04/25/2015) [-]
uhh
#558 - LOVE ME!  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #601 - beastkenten (04/25/2015) [-]
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
#660 - guanyu (04/25/2015) [-]
noice
User avatar #568 - honzo (04/25/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #570 - guanyu (04/25/2015) [-]
yay
User avatar #576 - honzo (04/25/2015) [-]
we'll bang, okay?
User avatar #579 - guanyu (04/25/2015) [-]
uhh
#96 - >corrects his spelling >calls him a nerd There's…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on #rekt +1
User avatar #209 - javertshat (04/26/2015) [-]
Ya got me
#92 - This reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons where dolphins… 04/25/2015 on #rekt 0
#156 - pls no 04/25/2015 on Uhh 0
#155 - Picture 04/25/2015 on Uhh +1
#182 - Seriously? That can't their solution. After all, this is nothi… 04/25/2015 on Paying for mods 0
#407 - Well, I guess it could be saying that the god in the story/say…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on Just 1.99 for this mod 0
User avatar #408 - IamSofaKingdom (04/25/2015) [-]
The relation and comparison to a king is easy. That is exactly how it worked in medieval England where the pope and the church had most of the power and even the king had to act based on the "word of God" (aka whatever the pope wanted to say, seriously, the concept of a pope pisses me off).

That is totally different from my initial statement though.
#430 - Tank you. I'm so happy. I'm gaunyu, king of faggots. 04/25/2015 on Which FJ character are you? 0

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#49 - donotpursue (03/11/2015) [-]
'sup bitch
'sup bitch
User avatar #50 to #49 - guanyu (03/11/2015) [-]
uh oh
User avatar #46 - newpulse ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Befriend me friendly stranger.
#47 to #46 - guanyu (02/10/2015) [-]
caocao is the only friend i need
User avatar #48 to #47 - newpulse ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #43 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
guanyu, i wanted to know what you replied to my comment. whyyyyyyyyyyyy
#44 to #43 - guanyu (01/31/2015) [-]
I accidentally replied to the wrong comment. Had multiple tabs open.
It was this image.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
oh, well now i know haha thanks
#33 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
User avatar #40 to #35 - caocao (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't faint because of you. I was ill.
User avatar #41 to #40 - guanyu (08/12/2014) [-]
Suuure.
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose **********
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS 			*******		 MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS ******* MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The **** ..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
#15 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - murpmurp ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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