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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:2/28/2015
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#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on The Pole-Arm Comp (1/2) Asia +1
User avatar #4 - pikethepole (02/06/2015) [-]
Yis U did
#36 - danish opera 02/06/2015 on F2P Pyros 0
#33 - hope you like scorch shot 02/06/2015 on F2P Pyros 0
#28 - I read "Kanye woman etc.". 02/06/2015 on Pandemic 4: The Kenyaning +6
#29 - That makes sense. You can't expand your horizons unless you wa…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/06/2015 on wake up to reality 0
User avatar #30 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
Thats what im trying to say. Sorry, english is not my main language.
User avatar #225 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
If anything, I'll expand my horizon in a completely different direction.
There are more ways to "live a little" than by getting "shitfaced."
User avatar #273 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
I dont try to imply that you need to get "shitfaced" to do stuff.
User avatar #274 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
You might not have "intended" to imply anything.
but you did imply that you're living when you get shitfaced.
User avatar #276 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
It's choice you make yourself. I've been shitfaced many times, that doesn't mean that I fuck random people and forget whats happening. Sure ive lost my memory once or twice but that is by accident.
Getting drunk is a part for living as well. Of course there are people who don't do that and I fully respect that. People choose to live their life in different ways. Just because i have another opinion doesn't mean I look down on others way of living life.
User avatar #278 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
"Why not get shitfaced and do something you never do?"

"Have some fun!"

This is what I'm getting at. "Have some fun". Like you can't have fun without getting shitfaced.

and also "just live a little."

You see, by using words such as "just" right there.. you are definitely - whether you intended to or not - implying something.
User avatar #283 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
In this thread I've said that i'm bad at English. I'll try to explain.
I've explained that "Have some fun" doesnt necessarily mean getting wasted.
When I say "Just live a little" it means. Do shit you never do, leave your comfort zone and expand your horizon, learn something new about yourself. You can do shit with or without alcohol. No need to get butthurt because I have a different opinion than you.
I've been trying and failing for years. I was a really shy and silent guy and alcohol actually helped me burst my bubble at the start. Now I'm one of the most social guys in my class, and now I am almost not afraid of anything social anymore. Sure I've fucked up a couple of times. But shit man, I've learned from it. People live their life different ways dude. Maybe you think i'm fucked up. But for somebody else i'm a guy that overcame his fears or just a normal guy.
User avatar #289 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
Nowhere did you say "I'm bad at English". You said "English is not my main language". It's not my main language either, but that's not an excuse.
You say one thing, but mean something else. Here, let me elaborate:
*Guy comments on how getting shitfaced is reckless and childish
"21, what? It's your time to shine, go fuck up and live your life man."
"No need to get butthurt because I have a different opinion". Yeah well assuming that I ever was butthurt, right back at you.
Nevertheless, you're completely ignoring what I said and turning this into something it shouldn't be.

Let me clarify: I stated my opinion that getting shitfaced isn't the only way to live life.
You stated that - and I repeat like before, please pay attention this time - "21, what? It's your time to shine, go fuck up and live your life man. " in connection with "Why not get shitfaced and do something you never do?" and "I just mean live a little" as well as "Have some fun!". These - whether you intended to or not - are implications.
Do you understand or do you need further explanation?

Short version.
You - "I didn't mean to imply it".
Me - "Well you did imply it."
Now you can be like: ok.
and we'll be on our merry way.
User avatar #290 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
" If anything, I'll expand my horizon in a completely different direction.
There are more ways to "live a little" than by getting "shitfaced."

Hell, I've been russ: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhmvQuE1nRA
- Played against Liverpool's B team.
- Starred in several plays
- Started in drama/acting
- Got a stable relationship
- Got good friends
- Travelled alot and met alot of amazing people.

And this is all because I got my shit together and fucking started to expand my horizons, all because "I got shitfaced". Hell yeah i'll admit it. Sometimes it is a good thing.
User avatar #292 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
Congratulations?
User avatar #295 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
My point is: Fucking up isn't necessarily a bad thing. You learn and move on. Don't take life so seriously.
I clearly see that you have different opinions than me, so we wont get anywhere with this discussion.
User avatar #296 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
I get the impression you forgot to read, like before.
Anyways, I'll just do this, no problem:
"Short version.
You - "I didn't mean to imply it".
Me - "Well you did imply it."
Now you can be like: ok.
and we'll be on our merry way."
User avatar #302 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
#290
"Hell yeah i'll admit it. Sometimes it is a good thing."
User avatar #315 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
You seem to have taken that completely out of your own context as that does not comment on anything I say or admit anything about me being right or wrong.
I can see your English is lackluster at least. Careful with all the alcohol though, I hear it damages your brain cells.
User avatar #300 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
In my two previous replies i just basically admitted that you where right, that I did imply it.
Since you analyzed my previous texts I guessed I thought that you would understand that.
"Short Version" ok
User avatar #301 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
Talking about your life = admitting someone is right.

lolk.
#27 - *you're 02/06/2015 on wake up to reality 0
#26 - That's not "living", that's being reckless because y…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/06/2015 on wake up to reality +10
User avatar #28 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
Well I disagree, but everyone have a right to have their own opinions.
I just mean live a little, do something you never would ever done. get experiences, have some regrets and grow.
Im not saying go and do stuff like in the comp tho.
User avatar #264 - captainfuckitall (02/06/2015) [-]
I never really got the mentality that you HAD to do stupid things or have regrets in order to be a better person.

Every mistake and regret I've made has ended up haunting me and my self-worth forever; I'd rather avoid that.
User avatar #29 - guanyu (02/06/2015) [-]
That makes sense. You can't expand your horizons unless you walk towards it, right?
User avatar #30 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
Thats what im trying to say. Sorry, english is not my main language.
User avatar #225 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
If anything, I'll expand my horizon in a completely different direction.
There are more ways to "live a little" than by getting "shitfaced."
User avatar #273 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
I dont try to imply that you need to get "shitfaced" to do stuff.
User avatar #274 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
You might not have "intended" to imply anything.
but you did imply that you're living when you get shitfaced.
User avatar #276 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
It's choice you make yourself. I've been shitfaced many times, that doesn't mean that I fuck random people and forget whats happening. Sure ive lost my memory once or twice but that is by accident.
Getting drunk is a part for living as well. Of course there are people who don't do that and I fully respect that. People choose to live their life in different ways. Just because i have another opinion doesn't mean I look down on others way of living life.
User avatar #278 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
"Why not get shitfaced and do something you never do?"

"Have some fun!"

This is what I'm getting at. "Have some fun". Like you can't have fun without getting shitfaced.

and also "just live a little."

You see, by using words such as "just" right there.. you are definitely - whether you intended to or not - implying something.
User avatar #283 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
In this thread I've said that i'm bad at English. I'll try to explain.
I've explained that "Have some fun" doesnt necessarily mean getting wasted.
When I say "Just live a little" it means. Do shit you never do, leave your comfort zone and expand your horizon, learn something new about yourself. You can do shit with or without alcohol. No need to get butthurt because I have a different opinion than you.
I've been trying and failing for years. I was a really shy and silent guy and alcohol actually helped me burst my bubble at the start. Now I'm one of the most social guys in my class, and now I am almost not afraid of anything social anymore. Sure I've fucked up a couple of times. But shit man, I've learned from it. People live their life different ways dude. Maybe you think i'm fucked up. But for somebody else i'm a guy that overcame his fears or just a normal guy.
User avatar #289 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
Nowhere did you say "I'm bad at English". You said "English is not my main language". It's not my main language either, but that's not an excuse.
You say one thing, but mean something else. Here, let me elaborate:
*Guy comments on how getting shitfaced is reckless and childish
"21, what? It's your time to shine, go fuck up and live your life man."
"No need to get butthurt because I have a different opinion". Yeah well assuming that I ever was butthurt, right back at you.
Nevertheless, you're completely ignoring what I said and turning this into something it shouldn't be.

Let me clarify: I stated my opinion that getting shitfaced isn't the only way to live life.
You stated that - and I repeat like before, please pay attention this time - "21, what? It's your time to shine, go fuck up and live your life man. " in connection with "Why not get shitfaced and do something you never do?" and "I just mean live a little" as well as "Have some fun!". These - whether you intended to or not - are implications.
Do you understand or do you need further explanation?

Short version.
You - "I didn't mean to imply it".
Me - "Well you did imply it."
Now you can be like: ok.
and we'll be on our merry way.
User avatar #290 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
" If anything, I'll expand my horizon in a completely different direction.
There are more ways to "live a little" than by getting "shitfaced."

Hell, I've been russ: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhmvQuE1nRA
- Played against Liverpool's B team.
- Starred in several plays
- Started in drama/acting
- Got a stable relationship
- Got good friends
- Travelled alot and met alot of amazing people.

And this is all because I got my shit together and fucking started to expand my horizons, all because "I got shitfaced". Hell yeah i'll admit it. Sometimes it is a good thing.
User avatar #292 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
Congratulations?
User avatar #295 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
My point is: Fucking up isn't necessarily a bad thing. You learn and move on. Don't take life so seriously.
I clearly see that you have different opinions than me, so we wont get anywhere with this discussion.
User avatar #296 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
I get the impression you forgot to read, like before.
Anyways, I'll just do this, no problem:
"Short version.
You - "I didn't mean to imply it".
Me - "Well you did imply it."
Now you can be like: ok.
and we'll be on our merry way."
User avatar #302 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
#290
"Hell yeah i'll admit it. Sometimes it is a good thing."
User avatar #315 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
You seem to have taken that completely out of your own context as that does not comment on anything I say or admit anything about me being right or wrong.
I can see your English is lackluster at least. Careful with all the alcohol though, I hear it damages your brain cells.
User avatar #300 - norwegiansnowman (02/06/2015) [-]
In my two previous replies i just basically admitted that you where right, that I did imply it.
Since you analyzed my previous texts I guessed I thought that you would understand that.
"Short Version" ok
User avatar #301 - tylosaurus (02/06/2015) [-]
Talking about your life = admitting someone is right.

lolk.
User avatar #27 - guanyu (02/06/2015) [-]
*you're
#25 - white girls 02/06/2015 on wake up to reality +13
#26 - Picture 02/06/2015 on Pandemic 4: The Kenyaning +1
#30 - You did it!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on How to do anything +1
#31 - tarabostes (02/06/2015) [-]
#25 - Are you sobbing?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2015 on How to do anything +1
#27 - tarabostes (02/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #30 - guanyu (02/06/2015) [-]
You did it!
#31 - tarabostes (02/06/2015) [-]
#37 - Picture 02/06/2015 on Googly eyes make everything... 0
#68 - Picture 02/05/2015 on cards against humanity +1
#84 - I don't know, man. They look colored to me.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on I don't go to parties 0
#85 - hybridxproject (02/05/2015) [-]
White is not just a color, it's a way of life
#23 - Neato! 02/05/2015 on The Pole-Arm Comp European +2
#83 - Then my quest continues. 02/05/2015 on I don't go to parties 0
#82 - Comment deleted 02/05/2015 on I don't go to parties 0
#80 - Are you one of them?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2015 on I don't go to parties 0
#82 - guanyu has deleted their comment.
#81 - auryn (02/05/2015) [-]
No.

I'm so white I shit chalk.
User avatar #83 - guanyu (02/05/2015) [-]
Then my quest continues.
#79 - There aren't that many black people here in the Netherlands, a… 02/05/2015 on I don't go to parties 0
#174 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Anti-vaxxers be like -1
User avatar #201 - dorfdorfdorf (02/06/2015) [-]
it made perfect sense. whether you agree with him or not, his comment was not confusing at all.
#14 - <MFW you remind me of the fast food mafia, i look it up and…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Priorities +3
#36 - imjared (02/06/2015) [-]
wait what?
#17 - Some call the Helix Nebula "The Eye of God". As … 02/05/2015 on The Beauty of Space Part 3 0
#14 - The guandao is one sexy beast. Trust me, I'm an expert.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2015 on The Pole-Arm Comp European +2
User avatar #21 - pikethepole (02/05/2015) [-]
it will be included in my next comp
#23 - guanyu (02/05/2015) [-]
Neato!
#8 - When you see da booty, but da booty dont see you 02/05/2015 on For Your Valentine +3
#22 - Ancient Romans are a good example. 02/05/2015 on Thanks mommy 0

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User avatar #46 - newpulse ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Befriend me friendly stranger.
#47 to #46 - guanyu (02/10/2015) [-]
caocao is the only friend i need
User avatar #48 to #47 - newpulse ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #43 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
guanyu, i wanted to know what you replied to my comment. whyyyyyyyyyyyy
#44 to #43 - guanyu (01/31/2015) [-]
I accidentally replied to the wrong comment. Had multiple tabs open.
It was this image.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
oh, well now i know haha thanks
#33 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
User avatar #40 to #35 - caocao (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't faint because of you. I was ill.
User avatar #41 to #40 - guanyu (08/12/2014) [-]
Suuure.
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose **********
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS 						*******					 MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS ******* MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The **** ..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
#15 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - murpmurp ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - anonexplains (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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