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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Netherlands
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#81 - That explains your avatar.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Could we please stop doing... 0
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#82 - redbannerman (12/11/2015) [-]
you're not wrong.


I have one too many kinks.
#89 - dragonwaz (12/11/2015) [-]
There's only like two kinks I don't have
#44 - well played  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on was it a good idea? +22
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#49 - senseiweasel (12/10/2015) [-]
I'm saving this for later use.
#42 - Karma's a bitch. 12/10/2015 on was it a good idea? +21
#11 - Picture 12/10/2015 on Get The Lubricant Ready :^) +20
#169 - Picture 12/10/2015 on To my dog... 0
#156 - His laugh sounds like a creaky door. 12/10/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 71) +1
#53 - In they current ad campaign, there's a guy who lives in the Me…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on liars 0
#54 - produktr (12/11/2015) [-]
Oh yeah that guy.
#901 - I'm so merry right now. 12/10/2015 on BEST FJ UPDATE EVER 0
#3 - That's because she already has perfectly good cans. 12/06/2015 on i was helping +298
#45 - Does something good come to me if I post a specific phrase in … 12/06/2015 on New Fetish Aquired 0
#44 - Ever noticed that their ad kind of implies it's all second hand?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2015 on liars 0
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#52 - produktr (12/07/2015) [-]
No.. please elaborate..
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#53 - guanyu (12/10/2015) [-]
In they current ad campaign, there's a guy who lives in the Media Markt and he's using all the stuff.
#54 - produktr (12/11/2015) [-]
Oh yeah that guy.
#95 - Picture 12/06/2015 on Sharp spoon at least 0
#42 - Don't even joke! 12/06/2015 on EA cosplay +1
#46 - It's always good to have a clone. 12/06/2015 on I chose the impossible, I... 0
#38 - Why aren't you personally delivering your comment to me in the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on I hate advertising +18
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#43 - platinumaltaria (12/06/2015) [-]
Notes? Why isn't he passing along his tale by word of mouth alone.
#43 - Comment deleted 12/05/2015 on 13 Worst Thing During S*x +6
#46 - Picture 12/05/2015 on Get it yourself +1
#45 - Picture 12/05/2015 on Get it yourself +1
#49 - **guanyu used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **guanyu rolls Power…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2015 on Cards Against Humanity = Funny +1
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#57 - rainbowraptor (12/06/2015) [-]
**rainbowraptor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**rainbowraptor rolls Other people’s children.**
#48 - **guanyu used "*roll 1, cah question*"** **guanyu rolls Thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Cards Against Humanity = Funny +1
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#49 - guanyu (12/05/2015) [-]
**guanyu used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**guanyu rolls Powerful thighs.**
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#57 - rainbowraptor (12/06/2015) [-]
**rainbowraptor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**rainbowraptor rolls Other people’s children.**
#46 - **guanyu used "*roll picture*"** **guanyu rolled image ** …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Cards Against Humanity = Funny 0
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#48 - guanyu (12/05/2015) [-]
**guanyu used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**guanyu rolls This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with _.**

Can't use them together, huh? That's a shame.
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#49 - guanyu (12/05/2015) [-]
**guanyu used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**guanyu rolls Powerful thighs.**
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#57 - rainbowraptor (12/06/2015) [-]
**rainbowraptor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**rainbowraptor rolls Other people’s children.**
#39 - Don't worry, she won't give up on us. Lindapenden…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2015 on Why, linda? +2
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#46 - ogthegreat (12/05/2015) [-]
Holy fuck, she's a savage.
#60 - Picture 12/04/2015 on Fantastic +2
#214 - I don't think that's how equality works.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2015 on RIP western civilisation 0
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#258 - roxasbaby (12/04/2015) [-]
equity is whats fair or right, so her claim of it being equity would mean she believes its fair that the boy does not receive legos. equality would be they both get the same.
#274 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
Equality is placing everybody on an equal footing, while equity is raising everybody up or lowering everybody down to the same level. Equality removes factors that are out of one's control but still makes success dependent on things you CAN control, while Equity completely negates everything by compensating for some people's deficiencies and handicapping others who outperform them.
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#239 - inuares (12/04/2015) [-]
Appearently it's "gender equity" instead.
#210 - I was thinking the same thing. It's known to happen. Pic r… 12/04/2015 on RIP western civilisation 0

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User avatar #54 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks man appreciate it !!
User avatar #55 to #54 - guanyu ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #52 - fluttergrey (08/24/2015) [-]
You have a horse mask, therefore you like horses. duhhhhh
User avatar #53 to #52 - guanyu ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Red hare is best horse.
#49 - donotpursue (03/11/2015) [-]
'sup bitch
'sup bitch
User avatar #50 to #49 - guanyu ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
uh oh
User avatar #46 - newpulse (02/10/2015) [-]
Befriend me friendly stranger.
#47 to #46 - guanyu ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
caocao is the only friend i need
User avatar #43 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
guanyu, i wanted to know what you replied to my comment. whyyyyyyyyyyyy
#44 to #43 - guanyu ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
I accidentally replied to the wrong comment. Had multiple tabs open.
It was this image.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
oh, well now i know haha thanks
#33 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
User avatar #40 to #35 - caocao (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't faint because of you. I was ill.
User avatar #41 to #40 - guanyu ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Suuure.
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose **********
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS 			*******		 MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS ******* MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The **** ..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #14 - murpmurp ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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