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guanyu

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
Location:Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#520
Highest Content Rank:#1542
Highest Comment Rank:#104
Content Thumbs: 2766 total,  3172 ,  406
Comment Thumbs: 42856 total,  45038 ,  2182
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/100)
Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 77% (770/1000)
Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:1
Content Views:148515
Times Content Favorited:115 times
Total Comments Made:7803
FJ Points:37237

latest user's comments

#47 - Picture 04/29/2015 on Feminist equality +6
#111 - Picture 04/29/2015 on OF COURSE I've seen it. 0
#109 - Has science gone too far? 04/29/2015 on OF COURSE I've seen it. +3
#194 - >then I get scared and panic 04/29/2015 on Work Days +1
#392 - Does "SNARL! HISS!" count? 04/29/2015 on Steven Universe Comp +1
#389 - SU =/= anime 04/29/2015 on Steven Universe Comp 0
#291 - casul 04/29/2015 on Rename anonymous again! +1
#1244 - I think that if you want a truely meaningful relationship, you…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
#1247 - anonymous (04/29/2015) [-]
Thanks, those were kind words. I don't exclusively want a truely meaningful relationship, I just want to be with someone I feel attracted to without having to ask myself "Should I be attracted to this girl?". I know, it sounds stupid as fuck, it's the social pressure speaking in my head. But on the other hand, not having experience is a big burden. I mean, 24 kissless is not a good thing, any way you see it probably. And the problem is that while I can start when I want, other people will not stop waiting for me. Time rushes by. I don't know. Thank you for having listened to me, I'll write you again if I have something else to add. Have a nice day, guanyu.
#454 - Picture 04/28/2015 on WE DID IT 0
#74 - google 04/28/2015 on seems a little easy 0
#73 - git gud 04/28/2015 on seems a little easy 0
#101 - I'd be pissed too. This outfit would be an insult to the scien… 04/28/2015 on Thug Life 0
#158 - Picture 04/28/2015 on Having a bad day +2
#156 - Picture 04/28/2015 on Having a bad day 0
#131 - I have the feeling you'll fit right in.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Any newbies or lurkers out... 0
#135 - puns (04/28/2015) [-]
bane is love bane is life
#121 - Welcome to famiry, enjoy stay.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Any newbies or lurkers out... +1
#124 - puns (04/28/2015) [-]
not even bane posting what are you a hothead?
User avatar #131 - guanyu (04/28/2015) [-]
I have the feeling you'll fit right in.
#135 - puns (04/28/2015) [-]
bane is love bane is life
#116 - Picture 04/28/2015 on Any newbies or lurkers out... +5
#109 - Welcome to Funnyjunk, my friend. It only gets worse from here.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Any newbies or lurkers out... +1
#110 - puns (04/28/2015) [-]
i guess im stuck here now
#121 - guanyu (04/28/2015) [-]
Welcome to famiry, enjoy stay.
#124 - puns (04/28/2015) [-]
not even bane posting what are you a hothead?
User avatar #131 - guanyu (04/28/2015) [-]
I have the feeling you'll fit right in.
#135 - puns (04/28/2015) [-]
bane is love bane is life
#3 - skinny guy with a red afro 04/28/2015 on Baltimore Riots 0
#100 - Whoops, my bad.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Any newbies or lurkers out... +1
#104 - puns (04/28/2015) [-]
you are a heartless monster
#109 - guanyu (04/28/2015) [-]
Welcome to Funnyjunk, my friend. It only gets worse from here.
#110 - puns (04/28/2015) [-]
i guess im stuck here now
#121 - guanyu (04/28/2015) [-]
Welcome to famiry, enjoy stay.
#124 - puns (04/28/2015) [-]
not even bane posting what are you a hothead?
User avatar #131 - guanyu (04/28/2015) [-]
I have the feeling you'll fit right in.
#135 - puns (04/28/2015) [-]
bane is love bane is life
#95 - I won't lie, I'm tempted, but I decided not to do it.  [+] (9 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Any newbies or lurkers out... +2
#97 - puns (04/28/2015) [-]
welp back to never commenting i go
#100 - guanyu (04/28/2015) [-]
Whoops, my bad.
#104 - puns (04/28/2015) [-]
you are a heartless monster
#109 - guanyu (04/28/2015) [-]
Welcome to Funnyjunk, my friend. It only gets worse from here.
#110 - puns (04/28/2015) [-]
i guess im stuck here now
#121 - guanyu (04/28/2015) [-]
Welcome to famiry, enjoy stay.
#124 - puns (04/28/2015) [-]
not even bane posting what are you a hothead?
User avatar #131 - guanyu (04/28/2015) [-]
I have the feeling you'll fit right in.
#135 - puns (04/28/2015) [-]
bane is love bane is life
#1187 - >25 >not even a kiss That's just not fair.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
#1241 - anonymous (04/29/2015) [-]
Well, it's not like I tried actually. I fell in love... multiple times, but none of the girls were interested in me. I still have important friendships with them. The girls who liked me, well, they were cute, but I wasn't attracted to them. In my heart, I didn't really wanted to be with them. One would have also cheated on his boyfriend with me. For the rest, I've never been the type of guy who goes to big parties or does activities where you constantly meet new people. It's actually shockingly easy to get to this age without experience, I wouldn't have expected that. Now I don't know if I should try and date someone I'm not honestly attracted to or just prepare to become a wizard. I still have finishing university to focus on, though.
User avatar #1244 - guanyu (04/29/2015) [-]
I think that if you want a truely meaningful relationship, you should keep doing what you're doing. Don't let superficialities and/or misplaced desire lead you to make a bad decision. After all, you don't have to be in a relationship to lead a happy life and there's no strict time limit for starting one.
If you're a likable guy and you meet enough people, you're bound to stumble upon somebody who's compatible.
#1247 - anonymous (04/29/2015) [-]
Thanks, those were kind words. I don't exclusively want a truely meaningful relationship, I just want to be with someone I feel attracted to without having to ask myself "Should I be attracted to this girl?". I know, it sounds stupid as fuck, it's the social pressure speaking in my head. But on the other hand, not having experience is a big burden. I mean, 24 kissless is not a good thing, any way you see it probably. And the problem is that while I can start when I want, other people will not stop waiting for me. Time rushes by. I don't know. Thank you for having listened to me, I'll write you again if I have something else to add. Have a nice day, guanyu.
#99 - "Happy birthday to me." 04/27/2015 on Huge fact comp #10 +1
#62 - Picture 04/27/2015 on Never change /v/ 0
#108 - x30 damage 04/27/2015 on well done brother 0

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#49 - donotpursue (03/11/2015) [-]
'sup bitch
'sup bitch
User avatar #50 to #49 - guanyu (03/11/2015) [-]
uh oh
User avatar #46 - newpulse (02/10/2015) [-]
Befriend me friendly stranger.
#47 to #46 - guanyu (02/10/2015) [-]
caocao is the only friend i need
User avatar #43 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
guanyu, i wanted to know what you replied to my comment. whyyyyyyyyyyyy
#44 to #43 - guanyu (01/31/2015) [-]
I accidentally replied to the wrong comment. Had multiple tabs open.
It was this image.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
oh, well now i know haha thanks
#33 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
User avatar #40 to #35 - caocao (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't faint because of you. I was ill.
User avatar #41 to #40 - guanyu (08/12/2014) [-]
Suuure.
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose **********
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS 			*******		 MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS ******* MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The **** ..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #14 - murpmurp ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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