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Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
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#133 - In for a penny, in for a pound. 09/14/2014 on Anime anatomy +12
#42 - Of all arguments, yours is the strongest. 09/14/2014 on Jebus 0
#11 - inb4 thank mr pc community 09/13/2014 on Something something... 0
#23 - >The joke is that it's absurd to assume that religion is th…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Jebus +2
User avatar #30 - lebarricuda (09/13/2014) [-]
You're implying wrong, the joke really is that Religion is the source of war.
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User avatar #24 - tankdempsy (09/13/2014) [-]
ok well, im sorry my mistake, i thought he meant conflict in general.
#21 - recourses, politics, power  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Jebus +3
User avatar #29 - lebarricuda (09/13/2014) [-]
The church controls a lot of politics, it is a power and it instigates war for resources....
User avatar #22 - tankdempsy (09/13/2014) [-]
its my opinion, i just believe religion in someway starts a conflict
User avatar #23 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
>The joke is that it's absurd to assume that religion is the source of all conflict.
User avatar #30 - lebarricuda (09/13/2014) [-]
You're implying wrong, the joke really is that Religion is the source of war.
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User avatar #24 - tankdempsy (09/13/2014) [-]
ok well, im sorry my mistake, i thought he meant conflict in general.
#35 - Joke's on you, you dated them. 09/13/2014 on Heard you guys like Monster... 0
#40 - Picture 09/13/2014 on Least sexy college 0
#541 - This is why they're so heavy. 09/13/2014 on 6 word stories 0
#18 - The joke is that it's absurd to assume that religion is the so…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Jebus +32
#36 - lebrew (09/14/2014) [-]
It seems to me like religion can work as a uniting and stabelizing factor in early civilizations, such as scattered tribes and other small groupings of people. These people will unite due to the religion being a common ground for them, but as the religion gains momentum, it will cause the members of the religion to heavily distance themselves from non-members, due to them not sharing the common ground of the religion. This would not have been a problem, except for the fact that religion can appear in several places and time periods, say buddhism versus christianity for example. Religion is also dynamic, causing it to branch when believers disagree, causing groups to appear within the original group. All this almost garantees that people can never all be part of the same faith, which makes conflict unavoidable, due to religion causing people to identify people of another religion in another group, and therefor have a lower value to them compared to someone of their own religion.
User avatar #35 - kanduhuskedetder (09/14/2014) [-]
No, the joke indicates that religion caused a hell of a lot mindless and unnecessary slaughter throughout the ages.
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/13/2014) [-]
Knowing MacFarlane, I kind of doubt that's what he was getting at. He unironically blamed Christianity for the dark ages.
#42 - guanyu (09/14/2014) [-]
Of all arguments, yours is the strongest.
User avatar #28 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/13/2014) [-]
That's not the joke and of course it isn't the cause of ALL conflict but it's poking fun at how stupid the conflict that it DID cause was.
User avatar #20 - tankdempsy (09/13/2014) [-]
because it is
User avatar #21 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
recourses, politics, power
User avatar #29 - lebarricuda (09/13/2014) [-]
The church controls a lot of politics, it is a power and it instigates war for resources....
User avatar #22 - tankdempsy (09/13/2014) [-]
its my opinion, i just believe religion in someway starts a conflict
User avatar #23 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
>The joke is that it's absurd to assume that religion is the source of all conflict.
User avatar #30 - lebarricuda (09/13/2014) [-]
You're implying wrong, the joke really is that Religion is the source of war.
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User avatar #24 - tankdempsy (09/13/2014) [-]
ok well, im sorry my mistake, i thought he meant conflict in general.
#174 - Picture 09/13/2014 on Cut it out 0
#173 - I think the attention seeking is incidental. also: Self ha… 09/13/2014 on Cut it out 0
#169 - Picture 09/13/2014 on Cut it out 0
#44 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Yukoooooo ; _ ; 0
#46 - angelious (09/13/2014) [-]
#163 - I agree that cutting yourself isn't a good idea, but you can't…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Cut it out 0
User avatar #172 - bloodredspark (09/13/2014) [-]
"Across for attention, down for results."

I think this proves the case pretty well. She isn't trying to kill herself, most likely. As stated, it seems like she's look for attention more than anything.
User avatar #173 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
I think the attention seeking is incidental.
also: Self harm and attempted suicide aren't the same thing.
User avatar #167 - capslockrage (09/13/2014) [-]
She is just an idiot attention whore.
#169 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
#148 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Cut it out 0
User avatar #152 - capslockrage (09/13/2014) [-]
How can you possibly disagree?
User avatar #163 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
I agree that cutting yourself isn't a good idea, but you can't really hold it against her because she's not in a good mental state. She's insane in the membrane. She's kookoo for coco puffs. She's in need of psychotherapy.
User avatar #172 - bloodredspark (09/13/2014) [-]
"Across for attention, down for results."

I think this proves the case pretty well. She isn't trying to kill herself, most likely. As stated, it seems like she's look for attention more than anything.
User avatar #173 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
I think the attention seeking is incidental.
also: Self harm and attempted suicide aren't the same thing.
User avatar #167 - capslockrage (09/13/2014) [-]
She is just an idiot attention whore.
#169 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
#14 - Those where the days. 09/13/2014 on Admin vs USA +4
#16 - Damn, that's quick. Game just ended. 09/13/2014 on NEVURR FURGET +3
#141 - I'm talking about the people on FJ who are saying that she's a…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Cut it out 0
User avatar #151 - capslockrage (09/13/2014) [-]
She is!
#142 - sneezes (09/13/2014) [-]
I agree, cutting is an idiotic thing to do, and everyone who does it is an attention whore
#148 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #152 - capslockrage (09/13/2014) [-]
How can you possibly disagree?
User avatar #163 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
I agree that cutting yourself isn't a good idea, but you can't really hold it against her because she's not in a good mental state. She's insane in the membrane. She's kookoo for coco puffs. She's in need of psychotherapy.
User avatar #172 - bloodredspark (09/13/2014) [-]
"Across for attention, down for results."

I think this proves the case pretty well. She isn't trying to kill herself, most likely. As stated, it seems like she's look for attention more than anything.
User avatar #173 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
I think the attention seeking is incidental.
also: Self harm and attempted suicide aren't the same thing.
User avatar #167 - capslockrage (09/13/2014) [-]
She is just an idiot attention whore.
#169 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
#128 - I like how everyone in the comments is acting like she's in a …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Cut it out 0
#132 - sneezes (09/13/2014) [-]
She posted the comment, SMILING, I would make the jokes too
User avatar #141 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm talking about the people on FJ who are saying that she's an idiot, an attention whore, edgy, etc.
User avatar #151 - capslockrage (09/13/2014) [-]
She is!
#142 - sneezes (09/13/2014) [-]
I agree, cutting is an idiotic thing to do, and everyone who does it is an attention whore
#148 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #152 - capslockrage (09/13/2014) [-]
How can you possibly disagree?
User avatar #163 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
I agree that cutting yourself isn't a good idea, but you can't really hold it against her because she's not in a good mental state. She's insane in the membrane. She's kookoo for coco puffs. She's in need of psychotherapy.
User avatar #172 - bloodredspark (09/13/2014) [-]
"Across for attention, down for results."

I think this proves the case pretty well. She isn't trying to kill herself, most likely. As stated, it seems like she's look for attention more than anything.
User avatar #173 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
I think the attention seeking is incidental.
also: Self harm and attempted suicide aren't the same thing.
User avatar #167 - capslockrage (09/13/2014) [-]
She is just an idiot attention whore.
#169 - guanyu (09/13/2014) [-]
#98 - 1. ctrl + c 2. login 3. ctrl + v  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Cut it out +7
User avatar #130 - tsoper (09/13/2014) [-]
More like ctrl + x
User avatar #153 - pokemonstheshiz (09/13/2014) [-]
nice
#114 - mcburd (09/13/2014) [-]
He won't
#20 - That man deserves a medal. 09/13/2014 on Information Technology 0
#19 - At my college, Funnyjunk is blocked for "other adult mate…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Information Technology 0
User avatar #46 - tsoper (09/13/2014) [-]
Then why even pay to go to college..
User avatar #59 - demcupcakes (09/14/2014) [-]
could be a highscool
#32 - Picture 09/13/2014 on (untitled) +13
#30 - I was expecting Terminator. 09/13/2014 on Yukoooooo ; _ ; +1
#15 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2014 on as explained through south... +159
User avatar #16 - bogbean (09/13/2014) [-]
i fucking love you
User avatar #25 - AnomynousUser (09/13/2014) [-]
I love fucking you
User avatar #36 - danster (09/13/2014) [-]
you love fucking I
#61 - ddoggdiggity (09/13/2014) [-]
isnt that what he said
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#33 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
User avatar #40 to #35 - caocao (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't faint because of you. I was ill.
User avatar #41 to #40 - guanyu (08/12/2014) [-]
Suuure.
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose **********
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS 						*******					 MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS ******* MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The **** ..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #14 - murpmurp (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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