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Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
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#10 - I have a question. What is your success rate?  [+] (13 new replies) 12/26/2015 on oh +29
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#21 - mattdoggy (12/26/2015) [-]
I'll let you know if/when it works
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#51 - tropenthatshtup (12/26/2015) [-]
Add me to that mention list too, I might try it on a friend for their reaction.
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#26 - guanyu (12/26/2015) [-]
God speed, my friend.
#14 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
"It's what i'd do if I ever left the house"
Using that I think it is a 100% success rate considering the fact that he has most likely never gotten to used it, therefor it has never failed.
#27 - lukewarmpigeon (12/26/2015) [-]
i would say it was 50%, for until he has tried it has both succeeded and failed
#16 - guanyu (12/26/2015) [-]
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#71 - midkupficker (12/26/2015) [-]
No, you don't, because success rate is successful attempts/n, getting you a division by zero, and thus undefined.

Succes rate and failure rate are antithetical therefore in rate calculation they have to add up to 100%. If 0/0 would imply 100%, they would add up to 200%, therefore by reductio ad absurdum we can reject 0/0 implies 100%.

Or in other words, this forum is filled with a lot of people without even the slightest bit of academic potential, let alone accomplishment.
#104 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Percentages are part / whole * 100. n / (n + 0) * 100 = n / n * 100 = 1 * 100 = 100%. Dumb shit.
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#106 - midkupficker (12/26/2015) [-]
We're not dealing with mere percentage but success rates.
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#101 - niggastolemyname (12/26/2015) [-]
but n/0 is undefined, you can make it equal any number you like. So really I think this is more interesting than you give it credit for because they've made a word version of saying 0/0=100%
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#105 - midkupficker (12/26/2015) [-]
That's not what undefined means.
#24 - mmmmmfffffttttt (12/26/2015) [-]
I'm not gonna lie. I wanted to give a funny comment, but if it gets top comment And I say this because it looks like people also found it funny, plus the content is only 10 hours old. imma be pissed due to missin out on my first top comment. Not gonna be one of those fags that try to get thumbs by logging in and reply to their own comment just for thumbs though.
#25 - guanyu (12/26/2015) [-]
Good thing you found a loophole, right?
#57 - Picture 12/26/2015 on Unaired Mythbuster Myth 0
#56 - Picture 12/26/2015 on Unaired Mythbuster Myth 0
#12 - Picture 12/26/2015 on Vagina +4
#11 - The D is a comedian too, I see. 12/26/2015 on Vagina +9
#2546 - I'm so confused. 12/26/2015 on A very special giveaway 0
#2545 - 672 is among the random numbers, does that mean I won something?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on A very special giveaway 0
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#2546 - guanyu (12/26/2015) [-]
I'm so confused.
#14 - I thought he'd eat two of every animal on Earth. 12/25/2015 on Party Tricks +1
#102 - >O'lay, but with an 's' in front I happen to know someb…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2015 on Dear Satan... 0
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#112 - harrykuntz (12/25/2015) [-]
Then I relate their name to being raped by demons with magma cum. I'd probably remember their name wrong though, so OP is So'lay, your somebody would be a different name that I probably have wrong
#128 - If you're going to parade it around, the least you could do is… 12/25/2015 on On Set Boner 0
#76 - Picture 12/25/2015 on Nothing +3
#75 - It was loneliness. 12/25/2015 on Nothing +1
#47 - Christ, that looks depressing. So does the food, btw. 12/24/2015 on Christmas Cuisine 0
#81 - Aww yiss, hypothetical casting. Time to fap. 12/24/2015 on Anon`s time in th army 0
#79 - **guanyu used "*roll picture*"** **guanyu rolled image ** …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on Anon`s time in th army 0
#81 - guanyu (12/24/2015) [-]
Aww yiss, hypothetical casting. Time to fap.
#7 - **guanyu used "*roll picture*"** **guanyu rolled image ** …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Nothing +121
#62 - garymotherfingoak (12/25/2015) [-]
#56 - godofsteak (12/25/2015) [-]
#51 - bronywiseman (12/25/2015) [-]
Aww shit Jokiu is on the loose.
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#67 - captchakid (12/25/2015) [-]
Aw shit the cancer has escaped.
#24 - rainbowhead (12/25/2015) [-]
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#15 - kirkbot (12/24/2015) [-]
k thanks for the heads up
#30 - Goes great with this christmas tree. 12/24/2015 on Christmas Cuisine +30
#19 - Picture 12/24/2015 on Merry christmas niggas:... +23
#55 - Here's an ass pony to remind you what you're actually fapping to.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/24/2015 on On Set Boner +3
#104 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
Because obviously it has no visual fur distinction, a human haircut and can talk.
Yeah, no, G3 horses look nothing like horses.
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#128 - guanyu (12/25/2015) [-]
If you're going to parade it around, the least you could do is show some pride.
#116 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
Psst. G4.
#131 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Woops.
I fucked up.

Remember kids, never fuck a horse if it's G3, only if it's G4.
#77 - I can't believe this exists. I can't believe I actually watche…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on Anon`s time in th army +9
#85 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
You gotta give the actor for Spongebob credit, he does manage to stay in character the entire time.
#76 - Picture 12/24/2015 on Anon`s time in th army +1
#69 - Picture 12/24/2015 on Anon discusses Spongebob 0
#67 - They never learn. 12/24/2015 on Anon discusses Spongebob +1
#64 - Same sound effects you say? 12/24/2015 on Anon discusses Spongebob +4
#63 - Picture 12/24/2015 on Anon discusses Spongebob +7

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User avatar #54 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks man appreciate it !!
User avatar #55 to #54 - guanyu ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #52 - fluttergrey (08/24/2015) [-]
You have a horse mask, therefore you like horses. duhhhhh
User avatar #53 to #52 - guanyu ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Red hare is best horse.
#49 - donotpursue (03/11/2015) [-]
'sup bitch
'sup bitch
User avatar #50 to #49 - guanyu ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
uh oh
User avatar #46 - newpulse (02/10/2015) [-]
Befriend me friendly stranger.
#47 to #46 - guanyu ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
caocao is the only friend i need
User avatar #43 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
guanyu, i wanted to know what you replied to my comment. whyyyyyyyyyyyy
#44 to #43 - guanyu ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
I accidentally replied to the wrong comment. Had multiple tabs open.
It was this image.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
oh, well now i know haha thanks
#33 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
User avatar #40 to #35 - caocao (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't faint because of you. I was ill.
User avatar #41 to #40 - guanyu ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Suuure.
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose **********
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS 			*******		 MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS ******* MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The **** ..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #14 - murpmurp ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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