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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#348
Highest Content Rank:#1542
Highest Comment Rank:#104
Content Thumbs: 2739 total,  3137 ,  398
Comment Thumbs: 33359 total,  35060 ,  1701
Content Level Progress: 77% (77/100)
Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 86.9% (869/1000)
Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:1
Content Views:143338
Times Content Favorited:116 times
Total Comments Made:5716
FJ Points:30317

latest user's comments

#40 - You don't know me. 11/20/2014 on trailer-trash dishware +3
#24 - Maybe you're full of **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on What happens in... -6
User avatar #43 - redtooth (11/20/2014) [-]
Maybe I'm just trying to put some optimism in this place
User avatar #64 - guanyu (11/20/2014) [-]
He gets nothing.
#144 - You don't have to be ashamed. Most Dovahkiin have a hoarding p… 11/20/2014 on Sky rim job 0
#133 - I think it's time for an intervention.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Sky rim job 0
User avatar #136 - chrisel (11/20/2014) [-]
Is that weird?
User avatar #144 - guanyu (11/20/2014) [-]
You don't have to be ashamed. Most Dovahkiin have a hoarding problem.
In fact, it's not just limited to Dovahkiin. I have a Star Fleet captain who's struggling with her bulging inventory.
#130 - Doesn't Skyrim already have such slaves?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Sky rim job 0
User avatar #131 - chrisel (11/20/2014) [-]
I need more even though I will never use or sell 9/10th of all my shit I and my slave caries around.
User avatar #133 - guanyu (11/20/2014) [-]
I think it's time for an intervention.
User avatar #136 - chrisel (11/20/2014) [-]
Is that weird?
User avatar #144 - guanyu (11/20/2014) [-]
You don't have to be ashamed. Most Dovahkiin have a hoarding problem.
In fact, it's not just limited to Dovahkiin. I have a Star Fleet captain who's struggling with her bulging inventory.
#126 - Your comment reminded me of this. 11/20/2014 on Sky rim job 0
#48 - Picture 11/20/2014 on When you see your friends... +3
#209 - Picture 11/19/2014 on If Feminism ruled the world 0
#2029 - black guy 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? +2
#87 - Well, it's the only way you'll ever get off. 11/19/2014 on Like a boss 0
#197 - >trolling with ponies 11/19/2014 on If Feminism ruled the world 0
#17 - Blubber, look it up. 11/17/2014 on Hookers man 0
#42 - Picture 11/17/2014 on Shapes man +3
#30 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on White people +8
#85 - deffy has deleted their comment.
#287 - masturbate  [+] (6 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Entertain Me +3
#293 - annextheworld (11/17/2014) [-]
Heh
User avatar #289 - lathyrusvii (11/17/2014) [-]
Beat me to it.

Get it? Beat? Heh. You don't get it. It's okay.
#290 - anonymous (11/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #295 - lathyrusvii (11/17/2014) [-]
Pft. I don't take orders from camels.
#310 - camelsncheese (11/17/2014) [-]
That is a filthy fucking giraffe. Have some god damn decency please!
User avatar #325 - lathyrusvii (11/17/2014) [-]
I wasn't even paying attention. It was an animal. I don't take orders from animals. Or rocks. Pft.
#107 - with sound n **** 11/17/2014 on ShirtShaming +1
#225 - Picture 11/17/2014 on Fucking media... 0
#117 - 3conga5me 11/17/2014 on Description 0
#101 - That makes more sense. 11/16/2014 on Description 0
#100 - Good thing I'm a dude. 11/16/2014 on Description +1
#41 - Does it make a 'doing' sound? Please tell me it makes a 'doing' sound.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Bust a Nut +2
User avatar #42 - lotengo (11/16/2014) [-]
i think it makes a 'crack' sound
#282 - Picture 11/16/2014 on Still not asking for it +3
#281 - >gives the real feminist people a bad reputation >… 11/16/2014 on Still not asking for it +1
#278 - Apparently men can't "express their sexuality" anymore. 11/16/2014 on Still not asking for it +4
#124 - I saved my fire storm scrolls up to the point where I had lear… 11/16/2014 on Item Hoarder +1
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#33 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
User avatar #40 to #35 - caocao (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't faint because of you. I was ill.
User avatar #41 to #40 - guanyu ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Suuure.
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose **********
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS 						*******					 MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS ******* MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The **** ..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
#15 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - murpmurp ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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