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guanyu

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#215
Highest Content Rank:#1542
Highest Comment Rank:#104
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Total Comments Made:9670
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#9 - Is this accurate? Is this what you guys look like? 12/27/2015 on monster musume no iru... +3
#32 - The munchies are good for business, huh? 12/26/2015 on Snoop would be proud. +1
#110 - What's the deal with normies? 12/26/2015 on Anon gets Legos for Christmas 0
#6 - Picture 12/26/2015 on When they replace a... 0
#15 - You did good Looney Tunes.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on Kickass Facts Part 22 +10
#16 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
I forgot the comma, so it's porn now.
#61 - Exhibit A: 12/26/2015 on TR-8R Strikes Back! (part 2) 0
#35 - Now comes the part where we post a bunch of pretty pictures. 12/26/2015 on candle porn +3
#34 - Because you're a fat ass. 12/26/2015 on candle porn 0
#13 - with a hard-on  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Becoming Anime Waifu +17
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#16 - lordconant (12/26/2015) [-]
at greggs?
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#27 - barakakaka (12/27/2015) [-]
Ye, it was at greggs.
#12 - FUNKe is love FUNKe is life 12/26/2015 on Becoming Anime Waifu 0
#75 - Picture 12/26/2015 on Unaired Mythbuster Myth +3
#47 - It's just filthy. 12/26/2015 on Korean Girls +2
#13 - You'd do Adam Savage?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on God +2
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#22 - seras (12/26/2015) [-]
Wait, you wouldn't?
#26 - God speed, my friend. 12/26/2015 on oh +1
#25 - Good thing you found a loophole, right? 12/26/2015 on oh +2
#24 - Anything can be a meme if you use your imagination.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on TR-8R Strikes Back! (part 2) +13
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#26 - piperusa (12/26/2015) [-]
I don't need to imagine you as a meme. The work is done for me!
#6 - What are the odds of rolling a 1?  [+] (15 new replies) 12/26/2015 on butt stuff +42
#46 - catburglarpenis (12/26/2015) [-]
You have at least infinity-to-one odds of rolling a one on an infinity sided die. That was easy.
#36 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Both infinite and one out of infinity because an infinite sided die would have both infinite ones and an infinite number of all other numbers.
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#34 - mrbuu (12/26/2015) [-]
1/ ifinity ~ 0 (approximately 0) so minute and low it can only be perceived by humans as 0.
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#33 - benadryl (12/26/2015) [-]
**benadryl used "*roll 1, 1-1*"**
**benadryl rolls 1** high
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#30 - mvtjets (12/26/2015) [-]
**mvtjets used "*roll 1, 1-9999999999*"**
**mvtjets rolls 526,446,492** Lets find out
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#31 - mvtjets (12/26/2015) [-]
Conclusion, probaby not very high
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#27 - phantomcancer (12/26/2015) [-]
Infinitesimal.
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#23 - Sterski (12/26/2015) [-]
The same as rolling literally anything else
#20 - dynaon (12/26/2015) [-]
SIKE. THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER. **dynaon used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**dynaon rolls 4**
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#18 - zombieloan (12/26/2015) [-]
**zombieloan used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**zombieloan rolls 9**
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#19 - zombieloan (12/26/2015) [-]
well i tried
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#15 - carsontellsyou (12/26/2015) [-]
**carsontellsyou used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**carsontellsyou rolls 8**
Same amount of rolling this
#7 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
1/∞
#21 - jinxleven (12/26/2015) [-]
Which is 0. At least that is the case when talking about limits in calc.
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#10 - mrsirius (12/26/2015) [-]
Sooo like rolling 20?
#6 - Especially him.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on SHIPPING! +36
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#7 - slenderguy (12/26/2015) [-]
Uncle Iroh the most.
#24 - Picture 12/26/2015 on B-but he's not a Fire... +28
#25 - Well you see what we have to put up with. 12/26/2015 on ever been so angry you rip... 0
#24 - They tell lies. 12/26/2015 on ever been so angry you rip... 0
#18 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2015 on What if +5
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#28 - priestoftheoldones (12/26/2015) [-]
Man. 2007.
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#22 - purdon (12/26/2015) [-]
Fuck me that's ancient.
#24 - Picture 12/26/2015 on TR8-TOR +34
#16 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 12/26/2015 on oh +53
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#71 - midkupficker (12/26/2015) [-]
No, you don't, because success rate is successful attempts/n, getting you a division by zero, and thus undefined.

Succes rate and failure rate are antithetical therefore in rate calculation they have to add up to 100%. If 0/0 would imply 100%, they would add up to 200%, therefore by reductio ad absurdum we can reject 0/0 implies 100%.

Or in other words, this forum is filled with a lot of people without even the slightest bit of academic potential, let alone accomplishment.
#104 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Percentages are part / whole * 100. n / (n + 0) * 100 = n / n * 100 = 1 * 100 = 100%. Dumb shit.
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#106 - midkupficker (12/26/2015) [-]
We're not dealing with mere percentage but success rates.
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#101 - niggastolemyname (12/26/2015) [-]
but n/0 is undefined, you can make it equal any number you like. So really I think this is more interesting than you give it credit for because they've made a word version of saying 0/0=100%
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#105 - midkupficker (12/26/2015) [-]
That's not what undefined means.
#24 - mmmmmfffffttttt (12/26/2015) [-]
I'm not gonna lie. I wanted to give a funny comment, but if it gets top comment And I say this because it looks like people also found it funny, plus the content is only 10 hours old. imma be pissed due to missin out on my first top comment. Not gonna be one of those fags that try to get thumbs by logging in and reply to their own comment just for thumbs though.
#25 - guanyu (12/26/2015) [-]
Good thing you found a loophole, right?
#19 - It's a destroyer among the stars. 12/26/2015 on Star Destroyed +12

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User avatar #54 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks man appreciate it !!
User avatar #55 to #54 - guanyu ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #52 - fluttergrey (08/24/2015) [-]
You have a horse mask, therefore you like horses. duhhhhh
User avatar #53 to #52 - guanyu ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Red hare is best horse.
#49 - donotpursue (03/11/2015) [-]
'sup bitch
'sup bitch
User avatar #50 to #49 - guanyu ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
uh oh
User avatar #46 - newpulse (02/10/2015) [-]
Befriend me friendly stranger.
#47 to #46 - guanyu ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
caocao is the only friend i need
User avatar #43 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
guanyu, i wanted to know what you replied to my comment. whyyyyyyyyyyyy
#44 to #43 - guanyu ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
I accidentally replied to the wrong comment. Had multiple tabs open.
It was this image.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
oh, well now i know haha thanks
#33 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
User avatar #40 to #35 - caocao (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't faint because of you. I was ill.
User avatar #41 to #40 - guanyu ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Suuure.
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose **********
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS 			*******		 MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS ******* MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The **** ..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #14 - murpmurp ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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