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Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
Last Login:11/19/2014
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#218 - Stop being dumber than anons. 11/07/2014 on bike 0
#82 - Nobody is ******* rounding. We're discussing …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Queer 0
#83 - cdroid (11/08/2014) [-]
Well, if we're not rounding then 96 is nowhere near 90. If I have 96 dollars and 62 cents, I wouldn't say that I have 90 dollars, I would say that I have 97 dollars or more likely that I have 100 dollars. I'm much closer to having 100 dollars than 90 dollars so it makes a lot more sense.
User avatar #84 - grrphc (11/08/2014) [-]
Because you're retarded.
If you look at the numbers on a number line, 96 is 90.
It doesn't matter what "you would say". Saying that 96 is not near 90 is flat out untrue.
What you're doing is rounding still, for literally no other reason than to try to make yourself right.
#85 - cdroid (11/08/2014) [-]
Okay, so let's not round. 96.2 isn't 90. Nor is it close if we're not rounding.
#178 - I agree. A website only takes off when it gets a community. … 11/06/2014 on The 'Gorilla' 0
#15 - >Kek >4chan >not WoW u wot m8 11/06/2014 on peanut butter sales man +1
#106 - Why do black people have to go full on food stamp when they na… 11/06/2014 on oh..oh.. +2
#8 - I've never seen this show but see him a lot here on FJ. Ho…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/06/2014 on I dont hate religion 0
#11 - Bacabed (11/06/2014) [-]
He sounds like that one dude from horrible bosses, the dental hygienist whose boss hits on him.
#35 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
you mean this guy?
#67 - Bacabed (11/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - pedestrianx (11/06/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're being serious right now or not...
User avatar #18 - brucekillah (11/06/2014) [-]
He is definitely serious
#9 - coughingboss (11/06/2014) [-]
He has a weird highish pitched voice. Its comedic gold when hes yelling.
#36 - Wat. Anyway, I have been on one a lot because they ar… 11/06/2014 on When he misses the trampoline +1
#6 - Are you always a faggot? 11/05/2014 on Stark Industries +17
#76 - You dumb ****** my name is bluer than yours. … 11/05/2014 on The 'Gorilla' 0
#11 - >Looking at my picture Well, I'm 20 years old, so.. …  [+] (23 new replies) 11/05/2014 on The 'Gorilla' +9
User avatar #32 - lothet (11/05/2014) [-]
9gag is shit

4chan is too fucked up

And this site was good before you shitheads invaded it....
User avatar #145 - heatmon (11/06/2014) [-]
fj is in pretty good shape now

if you hate this, you would have REALLY hated anything around 2009-2010
#87 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
''4chan is too fucked up''
Are you fucking 5?
User avatar #79 - burnswhenipee (11/05/2014) [-]
"4chan is too fucked up"
Now look who's 10
#76 - grrphc (11/05/2014) [-]
You dumb nigger my name is bluer than yours.
4Chan is "too fucked up"? Not even /b/ is THAT bad, but I guess conditioning would play a factor.
But holy shit, you're the epitome of a fag.
User avatar #63 - Ashtaroth (11/05/2014) [-]
Well, since your life has been made so pathetic by the existence of other people with different senses of humor, you should probably just kill yourself and save yourself anymore sand in that stanky vag of yours.
User avatar #53 - JonathanNowFuckYou (11/05/2014) [-]
jesus christ you're a fucking faggot.
User avatar #34 - mylazy (11/05/2014) [-]
Which is hilarious because the guy you are talking to has been here longer than you.
#28 - plasticcup (11/05/2014) [-]
Don't fall for this hicks trap, his name isn't even as blue as ours!
User avatar #118 - heatmon (11/05/2014) [-]
dont bring colored names into anything

that should be like rule 1 of FJ, it makes you look so fucking gay bringing that shit up
#158 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
LMAO he was kidding, oh my god that went over your head. I want you to know that I noticed how fucking stupid you are & I hope others did too..... hahahaha oh wow!
User avatar #160 - heatmon (11/06/2014) [-]
what makes you think hes joking? people are like this you know
#129 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Says the white name.
User avatar #144 - heatmon (11/06/2014) [-]
having an account =/= being here

ive been here too damn long 2006 if you must know, plus my 2010 account got banned last year , but long enough to know that crying about being an oldfag on here is gay as fuck
odds are if youve always had an account, you werent here before 2009, and is probably "never seen green FJ shit scum". you dont hear me complaining about it though
#148 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
>Green FJ plebs
FJ was at it's peak when it was Yellow.
#155 - heatmon (11/06/2014) [-]
no it wasnt you couldnt even comment

it peaked when the scratchpad got made, thats around the time right when fat ben was slowing down and the comments started making a little more sense

assuming you know when that was mr oldfag, insulting my account color while anonymous
User avatar #178 - grrphc (11/06/2014) [-]
I agree. A website only takes off when it gets a community.
Yellow FJ was nice and all, but damn, we had the same "Top 50 Front Page" for like 3 years and users couldn't even submit content themselves until like, what, 2004?
I prefer Grey FJ with all it's Glory but I've been here since White.
#177 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
>You couldn't even comment
Sounds better already
#127 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
If someone is bragging about being here longer, yet their name is less blue...
You see where I'm going with this.
User avatar #31 - lothet (11/05/2014) [-]
says the fag with a white name.....
#81 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
>be on funnyjunk
>see bait
>click hide all
>the end.
User avatar #37 - newbrony (11/05/2014) [-]
Your name looks pretty white to me.
User avatar #60 - acidjunk (11/05/2014) [-]
:^)
#7 - "You guys must be 10 or 11..." Where the …  [+] (33 new replies) 11/05/2014 on The 'Gorilla' +499
User avatar #170 - taggz (11/06/2014) [-]
his ass
#130 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
I assume a lot of people here are 11.
At least they have the mentality of an 11 year old.
User avatar #42 - twentyseconds (11/05/2014) [-]
>im 27
>this content is old
>???
>you guys must be 10
#116 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
he means that you must be young to have not heard this joke before
User avatar #33 - xxiownnubsxx (11/05/2014) [-]
Do we still have to 10 and 11?
#52 - JonathanNowFuckYou (11/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - dassnailage (11/05/2014) [-]
He didn't say "you guys must be 10 or 11..." silly! He said "you guys must 10 or 11...." which must be code for sing and dance. So don't be hostile towards him as I myself love to sing and dance and if you are offended by this then you should just turn around and think about why, maybe then you will stop being so mean.
User avatar #8 - lothet (11/05/2014) [-]
First, looking at your profile picture.

Second, making the mistake of reading comments.
User avatar #157 - hammarhead (11/06/2014) [-]
haven't you seen the FJ census?
anyone got that btw?
User avatar #11 - grrphc (11/05/2014) [-]
>Looking at my picture
Well, I'm 20 years old, so..

>Second, making the mistake of reading comments
Then get off the website? What's the point of being here if you don't like the community or we're "too young" for gramps over here?
User avatar #32 - lothet (11/05/2014) [-]
9gag is shit

4chan is too fucked up

And this site was good before you shitheads invaded it....
User avatar #145 - heatmon (11/06/2014) [-]
fj is in pretty good shape now

if you hate this, you would have REALLY hated anything around 2009-2010
#87 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
''4chan is too fucked up''
Are you fucking 5?
User avatar #79 - burnswhenipee (11/05/2014) [-]
"4chan is too fucked up"
Now look who's 10
#76 - grrphc (11/05/2014) [-]
You dumb nigger my name is bluer than yours.
4Chan is "too fucked up"? Not even /b/ is THAT bad, but I guess conditioning would play a factor.
But holy shit, you're the epitome of a fag.
User avatar #63 - Ashtaroth (11/05/2014) [-]
Well, since your life has been made so pathetic by the existence of other people with different senses of humor, you should probably just kill yourself and save yourself anymore sand in that stanky vag of yours.
User avatar #53 - JonathanNowFuckYou (11/05/2014) [-]
jesus christ you're a fucking faggot.
User avatar #34 - mylazy (11/05/2014) [-]
Which is hilarious because the guy you are talking to has been here longer than you.
#28 - plasticcup (11/05/2014) [-]
Don't fall for this hicks trap, his name isn't even as blue as ours!
User avatar #118 - heatmon (11/05/2014) [-]
dont bring colored names into anything

that should be like rule 1 of FJ, it makes you look so fucking gay bringing that shit up
#158 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
LMAO he was kidding, oh my god that went over your head. I want you to know that I noticed how fucking stupid you are & I hope others did too..... hahahaha oh wow!
User avatar #160 - heatmon (11/06/2014) [-]
what makes you think hes joking? people are like this you know
#129 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Says the white name.
User avatar #144 - heatmon (11/06/2014) [-]
having an account =/= being here

ive been here too damn long 2006 if you must know, plus my 2010 account got banned last year , but long enough to know that crying about being an oldfag on here is gay as fuck
odds are if youve always had an account, you werent here before 2009, and is probably "never seen green FJ shit scum". you dont hear me complaining about it though
#148 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
>Green FJ plebs
FJ was at it's peak when it was Yellow.
#155 - heatmon (11/06/2014) [-]
no it wasnt you couldnt even comment

it peaked when the scratchpad got made, thats around the time right when fat ben was slowing down and the comments started making a little more sense

assuming you know when that was mr oldfag, insulting my account color while anonymous
User avatar #178 - grrphc (11/06/2014) [-]
I agree. A website only takes off when it gets a community.
Yellow FJ was nice and all, but damn, we had the same "Top 50 Front Page" for like 3 years and users couldn't even submit content themselves until like, what, 2004?
I prefer Grey FJ with all it's Glory but I've been here since White.
#177 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
>You couldn't even comment
Sounds better already
#127 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
If someone is bragging about being here longer, yet their name is less blue...
You see where I'm going with this.
User avatar #31 - lothet (11/05/2014) [-]
says the fag with a white name.....
#81 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
>be on funnyjunk
>see bait
>click hide all
>the end.
User avatar #37 - newbrony (11/05/2014) [-]
Your name looks pretty white to me.
User avatar #60 - acidjunk (11/05/2014) [-]
:^)
#85 - "I'm actually pretty happy" "Sounds like a … 11/05/2014 on Master Race +4
#7 - Are you serious, dude? 11/05/2014 on I now know 0
#24 - "If you ever think I'm a good role model.." Who …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Will Smith +5
#26 - lefiddlesticks (11/05/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** A bad role model.
#43 - Holy **** that entire YouTube channel belongs in … 11/05/2014 on Good guy comp. 0
#54 - Is that seriously your argument? I can find tons of old ad… 11/03/2014 on (untitled) -1
#36 - Websites have a hivemind, whether we want to admit it or not. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on People w/ Vaginas -5
User avatar #43 - taihentayau (11/03/2014) [-]
considering the amount of crazy ass bdsm and hentai shit I see on there, you appear to be quite mistaken or misdirected in your rash judgement of their overall community. I despise tumblrinas like any logical person would but to brush off the whole site as super radical SJWs makes you no different, wisen up brother, it's the only way to progress
#56 - Fair enough, team miwauturu wins.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on And this guy is fucked -1
User avatar #64 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
It is true, I am only in law school and traffic school at the moment, I have yet to attend the police academy. I am getting a degree in criminal justice first. Miwauturu probably has more experience, as I have only been on ride alongs and done "clinical hours" for the department. But laws very country to country and state to state and often on county levels and sometimes differ by the street. So it is to hard to call.
#67 - miwauturu (11/03/2014) [-]
Canada by the way. Also fairly new to the whole thing too, not been on the job long. Even though we were taught pursuit laws, Conservation Officers have a no pursuit policy here. Best we are allowed to do is follow at speed to get the license, and add failed to stop to whatever charge they may already have.
#63 - No 11/03/2014 on Wanna tie? -2
#52 - So two "officers" on this thread saying opposing thi…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/03/2014 on And this guy is fucked -2
#55 - willys (11/03/2014) [-]
Well miwauturu is an actual officer and is talking good sense. That byron guy below says he's in training and linked to a law that has nothing to do with going through red lights. I'll go ahead and believe miwauturu.
User avatar #56 - grrphc (11/03/2014) [-]
Fair enough, team miwauturu wins.
User avatar #64 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
It is true, I am only in law school and traffic school at the moment, I have yet to attend the police academy. I am getting a degree in criminal justice first. Miwauturu probably has more experience, as I have only been on ride alongs and done "clinical hours" for the department. But laws very country to country and state to state and often on county levels and sometimes differ by the street. So it is to hard to call.
#67 - miwauturu (11/03/2014) [-]
Canada by the way. Also fairly new to the whole thing too, not been on the job long. Even though we were taught pursuit laws, Conservation Officers have a no pursuit policy here. Best we are allowed to do is follow at speed to get the license, and add failed to stop to whatever charge they may already have.
#53 - miwauturu (11/03/2014) [-]
Probably depends on where each one comes from, different countries, different laws.
#20 - >Going on 8chan Literally reddit-tier  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Old-Chan is best Chan -1
User avatar #23 - Davidowns (11/03/2014) [-]
wow, r00d
#25 - meentako (11/03/2014) [-]
Why did you reply twice?
#26 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
He's so edgy.
User avatar #21 - Davidowns (11/03/2014) [-]
k.
#56 - What does this even mean? Do you really feel so inferior y…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Wanna tie? -1
#61 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
wait what?

are you getting angry over someone making a joke about people on the internet being a no life? like calling them inferior for making that small of a joke?

calm down bitch eat a snickers or somethin
#63 - grrphc (11/03/2014) [-]
No
#45 - That's literally something that you made up on the spot becaus…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/03/2014 on And this guy is fucked -5
User avatar #85 - deadbyapril (11/03/2014) [-]
If you doubt them, check my comment I posted to the original comment that started this debate.
#51 - miwauturu (11/03/2014) [-]
Conservation Officer here, and I can assure you we are taught to ensure it's safe before going through a red light. When driving, if we believe we have to break the law on duty, it is our responsibility to ensure we do so safely.
User avatar #52 - grrphc (11/03/2014) [-]
So two "officers" on this thread saying opposing things. Wonder who is telling the truth.
#55 - willys (11/03/2014) [-]
Well miwauturu is an actual officer and is talking good sense. That byron guy below says he's in training and linked to a law that has nothing to do with going through red lights. I'll go ahead and believe miwauturu.
User avatar #56 - grrphc (11/03/2014) [-]
Fair enough, team miwauturu wins.
User avatar #64 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
It is true, I am only in law school and traffic school at the moment, I have yet to attend the police academy. I am getting a degree in criminal justice first. Miwauturu probably has more experience, as I have only been on ride alongs and done "clinical hours" for the department. But laws very country to country and state to state and often on county levels and sometimes differ by the street. So it is to hard to call.
#67 - miwauturu (11/03/2014) [-]
Canada by the way. Also fairly new to the whole thing too, not been on the job long. Even though we were taught pursuit laws, Conservation Officers have a no pursuit policy here. Best we are allowed to do is follow at speed to get the license, and add failed to stop to whatever charge they may already have.
#53 - miwauturu (11/03/2014) [-]
Probably depends on where each one comes from, different countries, different laws.
#12 - >for to become president.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Tooblar on Coonader +67
User avatar #24 - psyachu (11/03/2014) [-]
Maybe he was going to say something else, didn't backspace, and continued like he thought he was going to. I've done it several times.
User avatar #19 - garymotherfingoak (11/03/2014) [-]
grammarnazi dot pee en gee
#18 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
In some cases, that's grammatically correct, though "for" combined with a participle is considered more proper.

That person is probably Québecois, because in French "for" plus the infinitive of a verb is grammatically correct when saying "for the purpose of" whatever action.
User avatar #15 - brucekillah (11/03/2014) [-]
Thats a llama, and he is already emperor of an unstated nation
#68 - You're literally always a faggot every time you comment.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on What's wrong with you people +1
User avatar #134 - lorkhan (11/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #15 - gugek (10/18/2014) [-]
Hey! Have a fantastic day today :-]
User avatar #14 - tomahawkkit (09/27/2014) [-]
I was going to say niger, but now that I see your actually blackish I don't want you to get the wrong idea
User avatar #7 - applecopy (08/20/2014) [-]
ello
User avatar #8 to #7 - grrphc (08/20/2014) [-]
..Hello.
User avatar #9 to #8 - applecopy (08/20/2014) [-]
sup?
User avatar #10 to #9 - grrphc (08/20/2014) [-]
Well, I um...
I'm..
Alright who are you..?
User avatar #11 to #10 - applecopy (08/20/2014) [-]
idk
and that's cool
User avatar #12 to #11 - buddhadom (08/29/2014) [-]
Good start now tell him he's pretty.
#1 - haunterbrony (04/05/2013) [-]
I saw that.
User avatar #2 to #1 - grrphc (04/05/2013) [-]
I have NO clue what you're talking about.
#3 to #2 - haunterbrony (04/05/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4521853/A+Game+With+Absolute+Freedom/148#148

Summoned Adm!n for some reason.

Not that I really care, it's just late and I'm supposed to work, so... procrastinating.
User avatar #4 to #3 - grrphc (04/05/2013) [-]
I have no clue why this made me laugh, but the fact that you caught me is so funny.

I was trying to test out if the invisible character would make DJ 4DM1N's name appear normal, I was wrong.
#5 to #4 - haunterbrony (04/05/2013) [-]
Glad to have made you laugh.   
   
Just use an exclamation mark when mentioning Adm!n, and it should be fine.
Glad to have made you laugh.

Just use an exclamation mark when mentioning Adm!n, and it should be fine.
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