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#43 - Dr. Dre is more of a music producer, but yeah, he's definitely… 09/04/2014 on Resolution, I 0
#8 - Jew isn't a ******* race you mongol. He was f…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2014 on he has a point -2
#30 - nigogino (09/04/2014) [-]
that gif is the only useful thing i got from this comment
#33 - greyhoundfd (09/04/2014) [-]
Well he kinda does have a point. While jews are anal about who their children mary, and you can only be jewish by being born into it, it doesn't require both parents to be jewish. Maybe when it was still made up of only Canaanites it could have constituted a race, but at this point it's been modified so thoroughly it's really just another brand of Caucasian, maybe one with an Arabic tint.
#14 - stalini (09/04/2014) [-]
how fucking retarded can you get?
#9 - Uh huh. Now how about without the anonymous checkbox?  [+] (7 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Great news for you,... +36
#20 - megatheman (09/04/2014) [-]
shitposting gifs?
#21 - friedgreenpomatoes (09/04/2014) [-]
#10 - tfwigetbanned (09/04/2014) [-]
fuck your religion
#11 - delio (09/04/2014) [-]
Might want to be careful there. Might cut someone with all those edges.
#12 - tfwigetbanned (09/04/2014) [-]
i don't really get it.
we can joke about 9/11, the holocaust and shit
but as soon as i say anything about religions some whiny little kids come over.
wow look i'm so edgy
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/04/2014) [-]
Don't be retarded.

We joke about 9/11 and the Holocaust because that's all that it is...a joke.

You "joke" about religion because you are upset that your parents sent you to Sunday School
User avatar #31 - tfwigetbanned (09/05/2014) [-]
i have never even been close to anything religious and as for 9/11&Holocaust i wasn't related to any of those either. tho i admit that sticking your beliefs into someone's face is a dick move. same thing goes for " i don't believe in god - WOOOW SO EDGY"
#21 - Jay Z is the richest rapper alive. That's his feat. …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Resolution, I 0
User avatar #33 - dovahben (09/04/2014) [-]
I think Dr. Dre surpassed him when he sold Beats to Apple for almost a billion dollars or something.
User avatar #43 - grrphc (09/04/2014) [-]
Dr. Dre is more of a music producer, but yeah, he's definitely richer than Jay Z.
#76 - Literally never heard of anything you described for Skyrim. … 09/04/2014 on the evolution of man 0
#133 - What do you mean "confirmed"? If it's hers it's hers… 09/04/2014 on I am apalled 0
#43 - Oooohhhh boy. 09/04/2014 on wandows pls y u do dis +1
#67 - No, "cockmunch". You're a faggot. Sure, you couldn't…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on (untitled) -1
#68 - illuminazi (09/04/2014) [-]
im a shitty person?
gee i never knew that
let me reevaluate my life's choices and be polite to dumbasses on the internet
#65 - Oh.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2014 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #66 - illuminazi (09/04/2014) [-]
step off, cockmunch
#67 - grrphc (09/04/2014) [-]
No, "cockmunch". You're a faggot. Sure, you couldn't reply to him, then I admitted you were right and ended off with a joke.
But you're a shitty person. Have fun cheering over dat internet victory.
#68 - illuminazi (09/04/2014) [-]
im a shitty person?
gee i never knew that
let me reevaluate my life's choices and be polite to dumbasses on the internet
#63 - Are you retarded? Why didn't you just reply?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #64 - illuminazi (09/04/2014) [-]
are you retarded?
why dont you try
#65 - grrphc (09/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #66 - illuminazi (09/04/2014) [-]
step off, cockmunch
#67 - grrphc (09/04/2014) [-]
No, "cockmunch". You're a faggot. Sure, you couldn't reply to him, then I admitted you were right and ended off with a joke.
But you're a shitty person. Have fun cheering over dat internet victory.
#68 - illuminazi (09/04/2014) [-]
im a shitty person?
gee i never knew that
let me reevaluate my life's choices and be polite to dumbasses on the internet
#19 - Because it butchered any and all character development for the… 09/04/2014 on Plottwist 0
#46 - To advertise their website stupid 09/04/2014 on DYK Comp #30 0
#47 - You guys do realise that microtransactions are for the free ga… 09/02/2014 on if pokemon was for iphone 0
#15 - Isn't that the episode where Ed get's grounded? 09/02/2014 on Not to do with jennifer... 0
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#32 - Will Smith stated himself that his Father was still a huge rol… 09/02/2014 on TV Show Facts Part 3 +5
#30 - Yes, you're the only smart person. You're the chosen one.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on The scary truth 0
User avatar #31 - phudgepacker (09/02/2014) [-]
that's exactly what i was implying! I am the only smart person, thank you for recognizing this
#151 - I approve of this comment 100% 09/01/2014 on 'Murica +3
#127 - Yeah, and then they help us out and give us resources. Cur… 09/01/2014 on 'Murica 0
#63 - Not necessarily upset. Don't take the internet to face value l…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on 'Murica +5
User avatar #71 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
Meh. I find that I get more honest on the internet tbh.
#59 - Let me help out this anon so you can think it was me again. …  [+] (40 new replies) 09/01/2014 on 'Murica 0
User avatar #125 - priestoftheoldones (09/01/2014) [-]
Or maybe they're nice aliens, not ass holes like us. And they come down and they're like "Hey guys, how you doing? We're aliens,".
User avatar #127 - grrphc (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, and then they help us out and give us resources.
Cure our diseases.
Enlighten our land so more crops can grow.
If THOSE aliens landed here it'd be fantastic.

But chances are, if Aliens come here instead of us going there, they're more advanced than us to the point where our mind can not comprehend their consciousness, and we'll be pets if we're lucky.
They'll check out our planet, try to teach us to communicate, some of us might be able to break through, but all in all we would probably just be something to observe and make note of for any intergalactic issues and we would be marked off as "not ready" seeing as we are not even whole as a planet yet.
User avatar #70 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
Cute. That is the typical assumption, innit?

Believing aliens ae necessarily a metropolis of superiority and elitism is pretty cynical. When europeans decided to colonize the states, they did interact with the technologically impaired natives, observing their culture and similar
#79 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
Except the biggest difference is that the Europeans understood that these tribes were sentient beings (even if they did exploit them). There's no guarantee aliens would even recognize us a sentient thinking being. They could see as a just an out of control pest species with complex building processes.
User avatar #84 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
Dude. We have satelites that emit signals, we have cities. They would know
#91 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
How do you know they would know? Can they communicate with us? Do they understand our values? Could it be possible their planet is entirely different, with organisms and social structures evolving in (wait for it) ALIEN WAYS? For all they care our satellites could be tincans or space trash caught in orbit. And maybe they operate on completely different technology that they can't decode these signals (which be very likely, especially if they use a different number base than us).
User avatar #93 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
Well then they would be curious now, wouldn't they?
#97 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
Curious about what? Hunks of space metal, or a bunch of grunting hairless apes building huts out of stone and crude metal? I think it's far more likely they would be looking to terraform and colonize or completely crack the planet for the iron and metal rich core than worrying about some evolved lifeforms, ESPECIALLY if they already have space travel.
User avatar #102 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
Curious about the obvious signs of infrastructure and civilization you seemingly self-loathing and cynical person.

Pretty sure they would be looking into more metal rich planets

You know, ones that their efforts would actually be worth the effort.

If they were as functionally different as you suggested though, chances are they wouldn't be able to sustain life on earth.
#104 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
Termites also build very obvious and magnificent structures. But would you think of them as intelligent? Not a chance. In that case, they'd probably just harvest the planet of everything useful and move on.
#109 - saytwaa (09/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #108 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
First off, Termites don't build things that light up so that you can see it from space t night. Humies do.

Second, Our planet doesn't have enough resources that it would be beneficial to harvest it and bring it back to their home planet. They would use more than they gained. Besides, why do people always assume aliens have the power to excavate an entire planet but too dumb to recognize the civilizations here? It's cynical and sad
#110 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
Because they are two very different things. One is a matter of technology. The other is matter of compassion, curiosity, persistence, and other HUMAN qualities. For all we know, they don't care enough to investigate. And it isn't a matter of recognizing civilization, it's a matter of measuring SENTIENCE. All animals have some manner of "civilization" in various degrees of advanced hierarchy. Determining sentience is a far harder thing to do. Even humans are just now establishing methods of determining sentience in animals.
User avatar #113 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
No. To build the ship and tools required for that job, they would need some sort of civilisation. Therefore they would know the basics of it. They would be able to realize that "Hey! These guys have houses and buildings. They're just like the people back home, you know, because most of them would still live on their own planet because why else would you want to excavate entire planets if not to support your own?

Other animals don't have the sort of civilization where you have houses, monetary systems, refining metal, harvesting energy from the long-deceased corpses of animals long since extinct to drive vehicles around.

And if you see someone do something you can do using a method previously unknown to you, the only logical thing to do is check if maybe it isn't more efficient than your own.
#116 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
And to boot THEY'RE IN SPACE. And if they traveled any sort of distance (which we have to assume they did, because we can't detect any sort of advanced life anywhere near us) they would be extremely efficient at both acquiring and reusing resources. Even if they developed FTL travel, they would still retain that, and probably simply increase such technology, making any tech we have so far obsolete, it wouldn't register a blip on their radar.
User avatar #120 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
Yet they would land to survey the planet first. Or send drones or whatever they have, something will surwey the land, looking for potential points of entry. These would pick up on a lot of things the "mothership" itself wouldnt
#158 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
And my whole point isn't based on harvesting, it's based on them not giving two shits about us, which you seem to be completely missing this whole time.
User avatar #185 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
You have said repeatedly that they would not have human attributes, I have explained why that is bullshit.

Look, we're getting nowhere. I'm totally ine with saying you win if that means we stop before this turns into an internet fight
#157 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
If they don't know what satellites do (which they probably won't) then they don't know we're communicating. Especially if they can't get a signal. I don't understand how you can be so dense as to not understand that.
User avatar #162 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
Breaking my promise from last message.

Because, They would, somehow recon the area they would be excavating, since that's what you're so set on. They would be able to recognize tech even though it's not the same they use. How dense do you think they would be?

And if they weren't here to excavate our planet but rather to say "Hey fuckers, you guys are plebs." then they would definitely recognize the tech.
#155 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
How would having tech unlike theirs get their attention? If they can't receive any sort of signals or transmissions from what basically amounts to an ugly ball of metal in space, it doesn't warrant investigation. It's junk that can't be used.
User avatar #156 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
Because we've made it thus far with tech they've never seen before. And my example I was referring to wasn't satelites, it was if we had something like oil or metal refining done more efficient than them.

As for satelites, that counts even better if the aliens do want us dead. They'd see us communicating using tech they've never seen the likes of.

We'd be able to communicate using tech they (and their actual, probably dangerous enemies had never thought of before. Give it to them for not destroying us we would be helping them and as I have stated multiple times and you have yet to make a response to, taking our planet, especially since, as you pointed out, theirs would be far away, would not be energy efficient. They simply would not do it.

I will not be responding any more before you reply to that one simple flaw in your "they'd excavate our planet" rant because it is such an important flaw
#154 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
But the matter of the fact is, is they already know which is more efficient. THEY are in space investigating US not the other way around. Their methods are obviously superior.
#149 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
How does that negate it? I'm just saying they found a way to do what they needed (colonize space) without our tech. Doesn't negate anything.
User avatar #153 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
Because if they have tech that operates like ours, we would have contact

and if they didn't, we'd have their attention
#146 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
And like I've said before, they probably operate on entirely different value systems. Maybe primitive (relatively speaking) lifeforms aren't worth preserving. Maybe they lack some very HUMAN attributes you are giving them.
User avatar #152 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
And like I've said before, that would most likely spark questions about which system is better at their specific job.

I pointed out already that without giving them these attributes they would be incapable of the cooperation needed to make such a project come true.

You can't just say "I have pointed this out multiple times" and not read what your discussee is saying.
#145 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
The fact still remains, if they didn't develop it on their own and still became the more advanced and space faring race, they probably have no need for it. And like I've said a million times, yes I'm sure they understand we have a complex CIVILIZATION, but that doesn't necessarily equate to SENTIENCE. Cows could be as civilized as they want, but if they're just a bunch of roving, dumb meat farms, I'm still going to eat them.
User avatar #148 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
And that negates every argument you've made so far. if they do have the same tech as us, then They'd be able to take quick note of our sentience.
#126 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
And you don't beat someone to space by being inferior. I find it highly unlikely anything we currently have they don't already have in some form or another, and in far more advanced terms.
User avatar #140 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
You suggested yourself that their entire tech could be based on a completely different logics system. And I don't get why you keep thinking to yourself "Yes, Aliens will be able to cooperate and make amazing ships with the ability to excavate entire planets and bring the haul back to their own planet in an energy efficient way but yet be unable to understand that another civilization is something you might want to try to preserve.
#122 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm not arguing them not detecting us, I'm arguing that our technology would be nothing compared to theirs. End of story. We would have literally nothing to offer them in that respect
User avatar #123 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
We can't know that. Something as simple as our way of refining certain metals being more efficient than their way could be enough to get their attention. See, they don't get superior by assuming everything else is inferior.
#115 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
So you're assuming they built structures exactly like or very similar to ours? How do not know they don't live underground to avoid natural occurrences like frequent storms, and only the truly stupid animals build structures on the surface? You have way too much optimism to think that they would be similar enough to use to be able to look back and say "Oh yeah we did this once upon a time ago," and no "Oh yeah, on our planet only the dumbest, weakest animals lived on the surface" or something similar. Even as far as carbon based lifeforms go, they could be giant freaking insects with absolutely no point of reference, not to mention any life form that might be based on some far more foreign building component.
User avatar #119 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm saying they have most likely housed their space-faring colossus /somewhere/ while it was being constructed.

Yes, they could have built their civilizations underground but if you came across a civilization that did, would you immediately dismiss it as them being stupid?

See, a lot of this shit is real simple if you switch it around to "How would I react if I met someone who did things differently, yet obviously efficiently?"
#143 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
The very nature of establishing contact (aka space travel?) would mean doing just that. And if your sentiment was shared by humanity, our species would be extinct before it got off the ground.
#130 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
Why wouldn't they assume it? If I barraged into your house with a fancy new gun or space age battle suit, would you welcome me with open arms? I highly doubt it. You'd either cower in fear like an animal, or fight to defend your home. And if nothing else, they're sure to understand that anything can be territorial.
User avatar #141 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
If you were going to establish contact with an alien race, would you wear a battle suit and barge into their houses?

My general apathy for anything and general naivety would have me inquiring about their actions, especially if it was notably alien in nature.
#121 - blakeserene (09/01/2014) [-]
The obvious answer isn't that these things are sentient or intelligent, just well adapted like every other life form on their home planet. If you wanna talk simple, the most simple thing for aliens to do is to crush us before we have a chance to become a threat, not uplift us or enlighten us, or whatever you imagine aliens coming down to do.
User avatar #129 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
I didn't say jack squat about aliens helping us, I said if they were here for resources, it wouldn't be cost-efficient. Unless their entire civilization is powered by dirt somehow.

I'm also saying that when you go somewhere to gather resources, be it a potential mine or drilling for oil, you get a sample or a rough recon before deciding wether or not the place has what you need and if it does, if it has enough of it to be worth the dig.

And why would they assume humans would turn hostile?
#57 - >Implying thumbs mean I commented. I just agreed with t…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2014 on 'Murica +5
User avatar #62 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, that was a silly accusation, sorry.
My ego can, I just didn't take enough time to consider that you and the anon may have been different people.
Anyways, now that I read the part about "french", I get why people were upset.
#63 - grrphc (09/01/2014) [-]
Not necessarily upset. Don't take the internet to face value like every day speech would. If people talked like they do in the internet in real life people would get beat the fuck up.
Think of it like Wall Street. Screaming "Fuck off" and shit at the top of our lungs just because we can and who's going to stop us?
User avatar #71 - zaiopeperse (09/01/2014) [-]
Meh. I find that I get more honest on the internet tbh.
#56 - For ****** sake people, do you even know how sun …  [+] (21 new replies) 09/01/2014 on 'Murica +102
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#151 - grrphc (09/01/2014) [-]
I approve of this comment 100%
User avatar #142 - alstorp (09/01/2014) [-]
It's a joke.
#133 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2014) [-]
Stop being so butthurt.
#128 - themajesticsnail (09/01/2014) [-]
Naw, man, that's the liberian flag. Liberia went to the moon before 'Murica.

Get yor facts strait, brah.
User avatar #117 - datmine (09/01/2014) [-]
hurr durr FRANSE NAO
#198 - whydoesthishappen (09/01/2014) [-]
such a rebel!
#202 - datmine (09/01/2014) [-]
Fuck off to the brony board faggot.
#205 - whydoesthishappen (09/01/2014) [-]
i've told you about 10 times, i don't visit that shit hole
#206 - datmine (09/01/2014) [-]
Beacuse even they dont like you.
Your trolling is weak.
Begone thy fool for thou be pure idiot.
User avatar #207 - whydoesthishappen (09/01/2014) [-]
i've never even talked to them
#208 - datmine (09/01/2014) [-]
Beacuse they kicked you out the moment you entered.
#210 - whydoesthishappen (09/01/2014) [-]
as I said before I've never been there or posted there
jesus fuck, can you read?
#211 - datmine (09/01/2014) [-]
Youve never been there beacuse you cant enter.
#212 - whydoesthishappen (09/01/2014) [-]
I can enter
don't think i can comment, though :^(
User avatar #213 - datmine (09/01/2014) [-]
Do you even know how to comment.
User avatar #214 - whydoesthishappen (09/01/2014) [-]
yeah, but you need to be level 10 or higher
i'm -333
#215 - datmine (09/01/2014) [-]
Beacuse you a massive scrublord.
#216 - whydoesthishappen (09/01/2014) [-]
#217 - datmine (09/01/2014) [-]
Eat foot!
#218 - whydoesthishappen (09/01/2014) [-]
he got rekt
#47 - This was made to test how many "feminists" would bli…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on wut? +52
User avatar #60 - mcsquishin (08/31/2014) [-]
Did it work?
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
Like a charm. Got over 5,000 shares before people started actually reading it.
#10 - Season 12, Episode 16. Bye Bye Nerdie  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on burn in hell misogynist cis... +4
#12 - commanderbunbun (08/31/2014) [-]
stop. only i may dance
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#1 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (04/05/2013) [-]
I saw that.
User avatar #2 to #1 - grrphc (04/05/2013) [-]
I have NO clue what you're talking about.
#3 to #2 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (04/05/2013) [-]

Summoned Adm!n for some reason.

Not that I really care, it's just late and I'm supposed to work, so... procrastinating.
User avatar #4 to #3 - grrphc (04/05/2013) [-]
I have no clue why this made me laugh, but the fact that you caught me is so funny.

I was trying to test out if the invisible character would make DJ 4DM1N's name appear normal, I was wrong.
#5 to #4 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (04/05/2013) [-]
Glad to have made you laugh.   
Just use an exclamation mark when mentioning Adm!n, and it should be fine.
Glad to have made you laugh.

Just use an exclamation mark when mentioning Adm!n, and it should be fine.
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