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Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
Last Login:11/19/2014
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#22 - Don't take everything on the internet at face value man, aha. … 10/18/2014 on new car 0
#3 - I didn't hate you until I read that description. 10/18/2014 on omegle fun 0
#6 - Nothing of value except for a smoother, simpler operating syst… 10/18/2014 on FJ in a nutshell. -1
#11 - But a roadster tho. And that M engine 10/18/2014 on new car 0
#9 - >BMW M3 Personally, I drive the Z3 M Roadster  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on new car 0
User avatar #10 - marsupilami (10/18/2014) [-]
not a sedan tho.
User avatar #11 - grrphc (10/18/2014) [-]
But a roadster tho.
And that M engine
#2 - Summerlin, Nevada. The San Fransisco of Las Vegas. 10/18/2014 on The 49 Greatest... 0
#2 - "I....I REFUSE!" To this day one of the most bad…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Vegeta +64
User avatar #17 - amata (10/18/2014) [-]
Don't Be a Menace (4/12) Movie CLIP - Do We Have a Problem? (1996) HD That fucking video tho. niggasaki gets me every fuckin time
User avatar #15 - YllekNayr (10/18/2014) [-]
DBZ - Babidi Gives Majin Vegeta an Order ~ Remastered [720p HD]

His PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!
#89 - He's now stronger than ever. 10/18/2014 on SAVE FUNNYJUNK +1
#6 - >Getting a charger >Over a challenger Yuck.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/18/2014 on new car 0
User avatar #13 - pawnman (10/18/2014) [-]
He said sedan with a powerful engine and with good MPG. And the charger is really nice.
User avatar #22 - grrphc (10/18/2014) [-]
Don't take everything on the internet at face value man, aha.
I was just making a joke because if I were to go Dodge I'd go full on Challenger.
User avatar #7 - marsupilami (10/18/2014) [-]

>getting either over audi S4, bmw m3, mercedes c65
Yuck.
#9 - grrphc (10/18/2014) [-]
>BMW M3
Personally, I drive the Z3 M Roadster
User avatar #10 - marsupilami (10/18/2014) [-]
not a sedan tho.
User avatar #11 - grrphc (10/18/2014) [-]
But a roadster tho.
And that M engine
User avatar #8 - marsupilami (10/18/2014) [-]
63*
#2 - Why does everyone say masturbation is natural? It's defini…  [+] (25 new replies) 10/18/2014 on "That" -83
#29 - anonymous (10/18/2014) [-]
I discovered it myself by accidentally putting a back masager to my crotch at age 12
#26 - isabitofaplonker (10/18/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHjJSi7JP60 Australian animals are special.
#22 - bible (10/18/2014) [-]
Damn, nigga just asked a question. Just because the most y'all ever do day by day is masturbate doesn't mean it's just a naturally occurring thing to everyone. I mean, I get it, alot of people already know some animals masturbate for pleasure but damn, give the guy a chance. He wasn't even rude about it, y'all motherfuckers are all up in arms way too fucking quickly.

Anyways, but yeah, some animals do it. There is a dolphin that bites off fish heads and fornicates into the remaining body, its fucked. And sure, I'd say its natural, rub here and it feels good, go figure. It relieves a lot of stress, some cultures abhor it, though. They find sex in itself to only be natural, which I get that, because you're actually achieving the very reason you have genitals in the first place, not just making your body think so. Does that make enough sense?

People also say sex with someone else is better without masturbation...I kinda get that, but I suppose it goes both ways. I'd bust a load in seconds if that were the case, but it would be the greatest fucking load ever.
User avatar #21 - chrispoot (10/18/2014) [-]
You're retarded. Animals does it, and humans does it, I would go so far as saying that it might even be an instinct, as it releases stress and tension. It is also uncomfortable to keep adding sperm in your sack
User avatar #28 - grrphc (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm retarded for asking a question.
Wasn't aware you knew everything at birth.
User avatar #30 - chrispoot (10/18/2014) [-]
Well, I'm not really a fetus now either am I? It should be obvious that masturbation is natural, and if you didn't think it was already, fukken read up before you type your bullshit
User avatar #31 - grrphc (10/20/2014) [-]
"fukken read up before you type your bullshit"
That's so fucking stupid and you type atrociously.
I'm not going to go into full fucking study to ask a simple question that could easily be answered on any website.
You guys just fucking love to sperg and bitch about whatever offends you. You guys are just male Tumblr.
User avatar #32 - chrispoot (10/20/2014) [-]
Just re-read your comment. Nvm my shit. Sorry. I thought you outright said that masturbation wasn't natural.
User avatar #33 - grrphc (10/20/2014) [-]
It's whatever dude, aha. Most people honestly did the same shit.
After -80+ thumbs, gotta type the funniest comment known to man to counter that.
#34 - chrispoot (10/20/2014) [-]
Shit, sorry about the thumbs man. Atleast you got the balls to keep your opinion up, and not delete it.
#19 - anonymous (10/18/2014) [-]
Basically every young child naturally touches themselves. It's not sexual and most people don't remember it cause it happens at such a young age.
#18 - xredstar (10/18/2014) [-]
"Because something exists in my mind in only forms I've seen or experienced, that must be the only way it could ever occur ever in history. Ever."

Nigga you stupid
User avatar #17 - grrphc (10/18/2014) [-]
Everyone acting like I said "THIS ISN'T NATURAL!!! IT'S AN ABOMINATION!!!1111one111"
When all I fucking did was ask a question. Falbwuh answered it and the rest of you guys repeating the same nonsense over and over again just want to feel smart.
Fuck you guys have the worst hivemind sometimes.
#23 - anonymous (10/18/2014) [-]
You didn't ask why, you asked why "everyone says" which is a different question that sounds like you're saying it isn't natural. That and you used just your own personal experience to justify it, which was wrong. And now you're bitching about it.
User avatar #27 - grrphc (10/18/2014) [-]
No, you're making hella assumptions and projecting for literally no reason than to help your argument.

"Why does everyone say masturbation is natural? It's definitely something I learned and I've never seen an animal just please itself."
"Oh, well you should know that there are actually other animals that do just please themselves in that manner."
"Oh, okay."

Shut the fuck up and just keep adding to your stupid hivemind replies.
#16 - anonymous (10/18/2014) [-]
By your definition, nothing is natural. We learn EVERYTHING. Maybe aside from breathing.
User avatar #15 - demigodofmadness (10/18/2014) [-]
You must've never owned a female dog. They will put their paws in front of their cooch and start rubbing their junk against it. Most men, however, get random erections, get curious, and just start touching it, the fact that you had to be taught might mean you were a late bloomer.
#25 - anonymous (10/18/2014) [-]
I think you mean late boner
#12 - anonymous (10/18/2014) [-]
A lot of animals masturbate, even in some fucked up ways.
For example dolphins cut the head off of fishes and start fucking it.
#10 - anonymous (10/18/2014) [-]
Why does everyone say choking hookers isn't natural?
It's definitely not something I learned, just came across naturally.
I've also seen multiple animals just naturally start choking hookers.
#6 - anonymous (10/18/2014) [-]
dunno, i accidentally found that scratching my dick felt good and it kinda went from there..
#5 - falbwuh (10/18/2014) [-]
For something to be "natural" it must exist or occur in nature without human interference.

There are several species of monkey that are known to masturbate, both the males and the females.

Masturbation, by definition, is natural.
#4 - twistingtornado (10/18/2014) [-]
I found out about masturbation the way this monkey did.
#3 - anonymous (10/18/2014) [-]
Infants do it thanks to instincts.
User avatar #9 - techjoker (10/18/2014) [-]
Infants
#55 - What the **** ? 10/18/2014 on Are you guys as hard as I am? 0
#54 - Both Superman and Flash can go the Speed of Light. Flash c…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on Are you guys as hard as I am? 0
#62 - pjers (10/18/2014) [-]
lightning bruiser vs fragile speedster; you bet he does.
#16 - Flash isn't, that's just the internet over-analyzing Flash's &…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Are you guys as hard as I am? 0
#18 - pjers (10/17/2014) [-]
Flash is a speedster even if he's 'only' limited to the speed of sound that is still op & it means all the challenges he faces are over contrived like how every villain in superman has access to the incredibly rare kryptonite it doesn't follow internal logic.

I care, it's nonsensical.
User avatar #54 - grrphc (10/18/2014) [-]
Both Superman and Flash can go the Speed of Light.
Flash can go significantly faster than the speed of light, but the speed of light for the most part.
Anytime Flash has fought Superman he spends the entire fight running and dodging because he knows letting himself get touched by Superman would be the end.
#62 - pjers (10/18/2014) [-]
lightning bruiser vs fragile speedster; you bet he does.
#14 - >Flash >Cyborg >Shazam >Boring How…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Are you guys as hard as I am? 0
#21 - anonymous (10/17/2014) [-]
#55 - grrphc (10/18/2014) [-]
What the fuck?
#15 - pjers (10/17/2014) [-]
I meant the whole concept will feel played out by then not that the films will be bad.
but since you ask
>Flash; more unreasonably OP than superman.
>Cyborg; good concept, will watch.
>Shazam; a 6 year old's fever dream.
User avatar #16 - grrphc (10/17/2014) [-]
Flash isn't, that's just the internet over-analyzing Flash's "hypothetical peak" that has literally never been shown to the extent it's exaggerated on the internet in the comics.
Also, op=/=bad

Also, who cares about Shazam being a "6 year old's fever dream"? You're creating problems where they don't exist solely to have a reason to dislike something.
#18 - pjers (10/17/2014) [-]
Flash is a speedster even if he's 'only' limited to the speed of sound that is still op & it means all the challenges he faces are over contrived like how every villain in superman has access to the incredibly rare kryptonite it doesn't follow internal logic.

I care, it's nonsensical.
User avatar #54 - grrphc (10/18/2014) [-]
Both Superman and Flash can go the Speed of Light.
Flash can go significantly faster than the speed of light, but the speed of light for the most part.
Anytime Flash has fought Superman he spends the entire fight running and dodging because he knows letting himself get touched by Superman would be the end.
#62 - pjers (10/18/2014) [-]
lightning bruiser vs fragile speedster; you bet he does.
#27 - Yeah and this whole scene is "Home Alone with Competent R… 10/17/2014 on Home Alone in real life 0
#21 - I say thank you not for acceptance, but because it's the polit… 10/17/2014 on Around the Internet PART 25 +33
#19 - >Mention a babbling retard who everyone just ignores and sk… 10/17/2014 on get owned richard +6
#18 - >Mention a babbling retard who everyone just ignores and sk… 10/17/2014 on get owned richard +2
#45 - Pretty much yeah. Dolphin's and Whales don't sleep like us… 10/17/2014 on this is how whales sleep +4
#97 - What do you mean..? That's the point. It was addressed… 10/17/2014 on Carol +5
#120 - >Using a website on the internet >Might be too young… 10/17/2014 on Around the Internet PART 23 0
#67 - He doesn't do anything to annoy people, he does things because…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on 1D 0
User avatar #68 - ieatbengay (10/15/2014) [-]
yeah i know, i kind of feel sorry for him being all alone through his success, it's not like he's in a band with people he can relate too or fuck around with, i think he just gets bored of doing the same things every day on tour
#40 - The same could be said about Bieber. What else is new?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2014 on 1D 0
User avatar #43 - ieatbengay (10/15/2014) [-]
well justin bieber does do quite a lot of things to annoy people, but i think they're all pretty decent guys regardless
User avatar #67 - grrphc (10/15/2014) [-]
He doesn't do anything to annoy people, he does things because he wants to entertain himself. Annoying people is something that happens regardless.
User avatar #68 - ieatbengay (10/15/2014) [-]
yeah i know, i kind of feel sorry for him being all alone through his success, it's not like he's in a band with people he can relate too or fuck around with, i think he just gets bored of doing the same things every day on tour
#103 - Never thought I'd see FJ thumb down the bitter truth. Smel… 10/15/2014 on Remember to celebrate the... 0
#40 - This scene was the last time the manga made me excited. 10/14/2014 on gamer kitty 0
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User avatar #15 - gugek (10/18/2014) [-]
Hey! Have a fantastic day today :-]
User avatar #14 - tomahawkkit (09/27/2014) [-]
I was going to say niger, but now that I see your actually blackish I don't want you to get the wrong idea
User avatar #7 - applecopy (08/20/2014) [-]
ello
User avatar #8 to #7 - grrphc (08/20/2014) [-]
..Hello.
User avatar #9 to #8 - applecopy (08/20/2014) [-]
sup?
User avatar #10 to #9 - grrphc (08/20/2014) [-]
Well, I um...
I'm..
Alright who are you..?
User avatar #11 to #10 - applecopy (08/20/2014) [-]
idk
and that's cool
User avatar #12 to #11 - buddhadom (08/29/2014) [-]
Good start now tell him he's pretty.
#1 - haunterbrony (04/05/2013) [-]
I saw that.
User avatar #2 to #1 - grrphc (04/05/2013) [-]
I have NO clue what you're talking about.
#3 to #2 - haunterbrony (04/05/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4521853/A+Game+With+Absolute+Freedom/148#148

Summoned Adm!n for some reason.

Not that I really care, it's just late and I'm supposed to work, so... procrastinating.
User avatar #4 to #3 - grrphc (04/05/2013) [-]
I have no clue why this made me laugh, but the fact that you caught me is so funny.

I was trying to test out if the invisible character would make DJ 4DM1N's name appear normal, I was wrong.
#5 to #4 - haunterbrony (04/05/2013) [-]
Glad to have made you laugh.   
   
Just use an exclamation mark when mentioning Adm!n, and it should be fine.
Glad to have made you laugh.

Just use an exclamation mark when mentioning Adm!n, and it should be fine.
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