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Date Signed Up:12/02/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#1688 - **groundzero used "*roll picture*"** **groundzero rolled i… 05/27/2015 on Steam game giveaway 0
#220 - Picture 05/26/2015 on 10/10 girls +3
#87 - Starcraft series... 05/26/2015 on Witcher 3 0
#26 - tumblr 05/26/2015 on Protector of the butt 0
#23 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Protector of the butt +5
#25 - anon (05/26/2015) [-]
Source?
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#26 - groundzero (05/26/2015) [-]
tumblr
#24 - anon (05/26/2015) [-]
#7 - I fell asleep at church then I woke up on my bed... 05/25/2015 on Teleport 0
#114 - I have the power to call people out on their ******** . … 05/25/2015 on Superpower +1
#179 - >Implying I live in america  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on how life works 0
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#180 - dehnoobshow (05/24/2015) [-]
Well.
">Implying America" means pretty much that.
So yes, that's an astute observation.
#172 - GEt money, lots of money. Buy a slave girl …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2015 on how life works +2
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#178 - dehnoobshow (05/24/2015) [-]
>Implying America
>Slave girl gets dirt on you
>Sues you
>You go to jail
>She gets money
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#181 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2015) [-]
>get slave girl
>lock her up in the basement and keep her tied up
>fuck her when ever you need
> no one gets sued.
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#182 - dehnoobshow (05/24/2015) [-]
But what about food? She needs sustenance.
Unless you want to fuck a corpse, then go right ahead.
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#183 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2015) [-]
I don't know man... I don't keep slave girls around... I don't know what they need.
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#179 - groundzero (05/24/2015) [-]
>Implying I live in america
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#180 - dehnoobshow (05/24/2015) [-]
Well.
">Implying America" means pretty much that.
So yes, that's an astute observation.
#405092 - We should use this music sometime.... 05/23/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL +2
#1154359 - How can som1 dubbing this able to say these things w/ a straig…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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#1154360 - sugoi (05/23/2015) [-]
They don't, that's why they're voice actors.
#83 - >implying any president can make a better place while not e…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Females +3
#92 - falloutsurvivor (05/23/2015) [-]
implying anyone of any gender or race has any power and the role of president isnt just a puppet to big business
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#97 - casval (05/23/2015) [-]
The president has the nuclear launch codes tho. That's real power.
#100 - falloutsurvivor (05/23/2015) [-]
yeah but he cant just up and launch nukes on his own
doesnt he need authorization codes from other members of his staff?

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#103 - casval (05/23/2015) [-]
The VP as well as a few others have access to the codes, however, the President can authorize their use at any time (I believe), as he is Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. militia. Even without congressional approval for war, the president can go against them and do it anyway.

I could be wrong, this is all going on memory. But I think if Obama decided to take Syria off the map, all he would have to do is authorize a strike.

Not saying he's not still a puppet, but he's a puppet with a big gun.
#104 - falloutsurvivor (05/23/2015) [-]
well tbh i dont trust a president who never served....operating as a military leader

so hes a puppet with a big gun and lacking the training to use it responsibly

makes sense really....a military man would know to object to any orders he deems questionable...a civilian puppet just obeys his corporate masters....so more likely to nuke anything without conscience getting in the way
#58 - What Recipe was the burger part? 05/22/2015 on Food porn 0
#56 - Tell me, do you bleed?....  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on A story between Bruce and... 0
#57 - kannonball (05/22/2015) [-]
You will...
#106 - The Black cock was like... EYO DAT MAH HO! BITCH! 05/21/2015 on my heart melted +1
#103 - Arnis De mano, The Martial arts of beating the crap out of som…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Martial Arts 0
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#113 - thirdjess (05/21/2015) [-]
Karate, the martial art of your teacher beating the crap out of you with a stick.
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#110 - taokami (05/21/2015) [-]
(not just limited to sticks)
#1231165 - I never said that. With the SFX I can now play it close to the…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1231178 - fucktotheyou (05/21/2015) [-]
Never go full Linkin Park
#1231158 - But in the end it doesnt matter because now I can play it with…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1231160 - fucktotheyou (05/21/2015) [-]
Yeah it's okay for developers to lie
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#1231165 - groundzero (05/21/2015) [-]
I never said that. With the SFX I can now play it close to the reveal gameplay footage AT LEAST. I still think that its BS for devs to do that because the Publishers tell them so...
#1231178 - fucktotheyou (05/21/2015) [-]
Never go full Linkin Park
#1231157 - Or probably a technical issue. But ever since the watchdogs co… 05/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1231151 - prove me that the first witcher game was downgraded. 05/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1231141 - So that consoles wont look bad...  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1231155 - fucktotheyou (05/21/2015) [-]
Or they could be like every other developer and lie to their customers to sell pre orders
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#1231158 - groundzero (05/21/2015) [-]
But in the end it doesnt matter because now I can play it with this level of graphics...at least.
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#1231160 - fucktotheyou (05/21/2015) [-]
Yeah it's okay for developers to lie
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#1231165 - groundzero (05/21/2015) [-]
I never said that. With the SFX I can now play it close to the reveal gameplay footage AT LEAST. I still think that its BS for devs to do that because the Publishers tell them so...
#1231178 - fucktotheyou (05/21/2015) [-]
Never go full Linkin Park
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#1231157 - groundzero (05/21/2015) [-]
Or probably a technical issue. But ever since the watchdogs controversy, I started to take it with a grain of salt...
#19 - What about that movie about a comedian who became the president?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Sounds awesome 0
#20 - anon (05/21/2015) [-]
"Man of the Year", starring the late Robin Williams
#1231126 - The Witcher 3 PC Footage - SweetFX/ReShade Preset  [+] (8 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1231132 - RandomDoofus (05/21/2015) [-]
It looks absolutely beautiful.
Why the fuck couldn't they put it in the game in the first place?
Why oversaturize?

I don't get it...
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#1231141 - groundzero (05/21/2015) [-]
So that consoles wont look bad...
#1231155 - fucktotheyou (05/21/2015) [-]
Or they could be like every other developer and lie to their customers to sell pre orders
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#1231158 - groundzero (05/21/2015) [-]
But in the end it doesnt matter because now I can play it with this level of graphics...at least.
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#1231160 - fucktotheyou (05/21/2015) [-]
Yeah it's okay for developers to lie
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#1231165 - groundzero (05/21/2015) [-]
I never said that. With the SFX I can now play it close to the reveal gameplay footage AT LEAST. I still think that its BS for devs to do that because the Publishers tell them so...
#1231178 - fucktotheyou (05/21/2015) [-]
Never go full Linkin Park
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#1231157 - groundzero (05/21/2015) [-]
Or probably a technical issue. But ever since the watchdogs controversy, I started to take it with a grain of salt...
#199 - Comment deleted 05/21/2015 on Sickening +1
#37 - Underworld Lara is best Lara 05/21/2015 on Womb Raider +1

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User avatar #30 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
stickied by groundzero
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
User avatar #29 - chaosraptor (10/26/2015) [-]
found your theme song

AMV - Stan Bush - Ground Zero - Transformers
User avatar #19 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Good Evening
User avatar #20 to #19 - groundzero (01/24/2015) [-]
yes?
User avatar #21 to #20 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Well I should say good morning since it's now presently 1 AM
User avatar #22 to #21 - groundzero (01/24/2015) [-]
Good morning to you too.
#23 to #22 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
How are you?
How are you?
User avatar #24 to #23 - groundzero (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm fine. May I help you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Well...

You can I guess
User avatar #26 to #25 - groundzero (01/24/2015) [-]
Like what?
User avatar #27 to #26 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Do you have any special talents related to writing or art of any kind
User avatar #18 - groundzero (07/13/2014) [-]
L331
User avatar #14 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Hey
User avatar #15 to #14 - groundzero (07/26/2013) [-]
yes?
User avatar #5 - mikasa (06/29/2013) [-]
uh... do I know you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - groundzero (06/29/2013) [-]
Mmmmaaybeee
User avatar #7 to #6 - mikasa (06/29/2013) [-]
doesnt really answer my question
User avatar #8 to #7 - groundzero (06/29/2013) [-]
nah just wanted to friend ya..
User avatar #9 to #8 - mikasa (06/29/2013) [-]
Yea, It's a private thi-
why are you named ground zero>
User avatar #10 to #9 - groundzero (06/30/2013) [-]
Metal gear SOlid
User avatar #11 to #10 - mikasa (06/30/2013) [-]
....... you have no idea how much I love MGS
User avatar #12 to #11 - groundzero (06/30/2013) [-]
I am much more interested on the Kid Psycho mantis and Kiddy Liquid. I wanna know if you can fight them in bossfights.

>also would like to see how Big boss removes the metal Lodged in his head...
User avatar #13 to #12 - mikasa (06/30/2013) [-]
Also how He becomes the villain of MG and MG2
#1 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
For the love of god, tell me who's the trap your posted I've tried reverse searching but nothing came up.
User avatar #4 to #1 - groundzero (05/24/2013) [-]
This is all I can dig up Bro, He uses the name FrankWolf
vampirefreaks.com/gallery/FrankWolf
User avatar #2 to #1 - groundzero (05/24/2013) [-]
Hold on....just wait....
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