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grotesquefailure

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2013
Last Login:5/09/2014
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Comment Thumbs: 2305 total,  2536 ,  231
Content Level Progress: 89% (89/100)
Level 129 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:155142
Times Content Favorited:257 times
Total Comments Made:223
FJ Points:5300
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#27 - I see your point perfectly. 06/11/2013 on Tumblr +9
#832 - I'm not technical enough to know if this is possible, but perh…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Make suggestions for FJ 0
User avatar #839 - alhemicar (06/09/2013) [-]
You can just click hide all.
#213 - The Old Papers 5.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Come at me nigga 1v1 me +5
#219 - tallzed (06/09/2013) [-]
I see what you did there, and i like it. Thumb for you.
#229 - maxair (06/09/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah
The 60,000,000,000$$ man
Vash The Stampede
#720 - I hate it when teachers didn't tell you the class average for …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Shit I hated in highschool 0
User avatar #759 - brenton (06/09/2013) [-]
By the letter grade you got.

Unless you're in AP or IB classes, the class average won't effect your grade until college. Most high school tests aren't hard enough to curve.
#67211 - I hate it when people think everything their child does is fan…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#67220 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
#67215 - drillaz (06/08/2013) [-]
Beat them up.
#25 - Sometimes I go onto notepad and make offline forum discussions… 06/08/2013 on I'm sure I'm not the only one 0
#13 - Meanwhile.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2013 on best cosplay ever +44
User avatar #202 - raigen (06/09/2013) [-]
"When i give bitces this look, they know they're coming home with me.
#10 - Funnyjunk. Not even once. 06/08/2013 on slave. +2
#148 - Picture 06/07/2013 on 3D Printers (OC) +2
#32 - Picture 06/06/2013 on Can't catch me! 0
#120 - My proudest school moment was when I successfully convinced a … 06/06/2013 on Funny 0
#4 - Oh, cosplay. 05/29/2013 on Meanwhile... +6
#8 - He looks like a slightly deformed Joffrey Baratheon. 05/29/2013 on Eyes Don't Lie 0
#6 - I don't even learn how to do things. I just sit there and look… 05/29/2013 on Scumbag Brain 0
#17 - Picture 05/29/2013 on Because all have a friend... +10
#19 - *fixed  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Equality +208
#132 - cleomech (05/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #108 - babyanalraper (05/29/2013) [-]
Feminazis*

Feminists believe in equality, feminazis believe that women are superior. At least in Sweden, I don't know how it's in the US.
User avatar #146 - semenslurpinglily (05/30/2013) [-]
It is, my friend, trust Lily.
#98 - fefe (05/29/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#87 - fefe (05/29/2013) [-]
I find it amusing that you refer to the feminists as "cunts" ^^
#50 - shishiko (05/29/2013) [-]
All of my fucking THIS.
#35 - As in, due to homosexuality and bisexuality, it could be consi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on What kind of drink it is? +5
User avatar #37 - HobbsBear (05/28/2013) [-]
Thats like saying Fleshlights are unisex because lesbians could lick them. Or like saying pots and pans are unisex because a man might need one to hit a spider sometime.
#4 - Picture 05/28/2013 on I missed that party 0
#5 - ay bby u want sum fuk?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on Ahem: I'M SO DONE, CALM... +42
#33 - fefe (05/28/2013) [-]
I laughed harder than a tumblr user claims to after apparently having no sleep and seeing a pun in wal-mart.
#20 - I would just watch movies with my friends and family disguised… 05/28/2013 on Cheat Xbox One 0
#5 - Picture 05/28/2013 on Title 0
#22 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Thats BS +26
#58 - kizi (05/28/2013) [-]
I was hoping someone would post that.
#41 - jakeofthesnakes (05/28/2013) [-]
#3 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Harry Potter Puppet Pals +19
#24 - turbodoosh (05/28/2013) [-]
#20 - seymourtets (05/28/2013) [-]
my question is not why, but how?
#19 - loopz (05/28/2013) [-]
#12 - theblackcrow (05/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - jackknapp (05/28/2013) [-]
Rule 34 never fails.
User avatar #8 - dabronydude (05/27/2013) [-]
i think its time for bed.
User avatar #7 - temporaryafrican (05/27/2013) [-]
But why
#6 - dudenectar (05/27/2013) [-]
**dudenectar rolled a random image posted in comment #4368824 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** I clicked that completely out of instinct. I've been here for far too long...
#4 - jiltist (05/27/2013) [-]
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
#21 - And here we observe a hipster in its natural habitat...  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2013 on (1) +62
#35 - teenytinyspider (05/27/2013) [-]
They're so beautiful...
#27 - fefe (05/27/2013) [-]
FJ is now natural habitat for hipsters?
Not in my guard.
User avatar #23 - thatotaku (05/27/2013) [-]
Shh, don't scare it away by saying being a hipster is mainstream...
#7 - I got the joke, I was just pointing out that he is in no posit…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on Facebook -37
User avatar #12 - lolfire (05/27/2013) [-]
Or Mr Failure.
Whatever you say.
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User avatar #1 - diabeetusstudios (09/02/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #2 to #1 - grotesquefailure (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #3 to #2 - diabeetusstudios (09/02/2013) [-]
how are ya man?
User avatar #4 to #3 - grotesquefailure (09/02/2013) [-]
Alright. You?
User avatar #5 to #4 - diabeetusstudios (09/03/2013) [-]
pretty good dude


hows your life been? are you doing ok?
User avatar #6 to #5 - grotesquefailure (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, everything's going pretty uneventfully, but well. Doing art and stuff.
Anything interesting happening in your life?
Also, just to confirm, you don't think I'm someone you know, do you? I find it nice talking to random people on the Internet but I don't want you to suddenly realise I'm not who you were intending to be talking
User avatar #7 to #6 - diabeetusstudios (09/03/2013) [-]
Nah man i just saw one of your posts the other day and i went to your profile for some reason and saw that nobody commented so i thought "i should talk to that guy."

But um yeah my life has been pretty great man
I dumped my girlfriend like 4 months ago and she kept trying to get me to take her back but i didnt want anything to do with her because i realized she was crazy
well she hates me a lot now and im not really sure why because the last time i talked to her was when i broke up with her in person and held her while she cried for 2 hours

anyway its kinda becoming a problem because at school she really likes to gossip and shes been spreading as many rumors about me as she can. not to mention shes told virtually her whole grade every secret of mine that i ever mentioned.

but you know its not so bad. im not a resentful person and i understand that some girls are just like that so i let it go. i at least find it interesting to hear what new rumors she comes up with every day. earlier today i was asked if i really ****** a hole in my grandmothers bed.
well the answer is no, i havent.

other than that everythings pretty nice. my dealer just got 8 oz of chronic stolen from him, two guys nearly shot him, his dad got pistolwhipped believe it or not haha.

so i gotta find someone new now. but thats ok you know.

lifes ok
User avatar #8 to #7 - grotesquefailure (09/04/2013) [-]
Wow, that sounds tough. I stay away from dating and stuff to focus on schoolwork so I'm not going to try to give any useless advice, but I hope things get better for you regarding you and your ex... I guess some people are just like that. Maybe she'll grow up, either way rumours are just rumours.
#9 to #8 - diabeetusstudios (09/04/2013) [-]
I agree man rumors dont really bother me

bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
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