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#5 - imfunnynet. 06/29/2013 on No need to be revealed +5
#73 - The content says girlfriend. My relationship excuse is tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on Fred wins +1
User avatar #80 - kreekydoorS (06/29/2013) [-]
No it says you're homosexual....but that still works because a gay guy wouldn't have a girlfriend either. I retract my previous question.
#69 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Fred wins +1
User avatar #72 - kreekydoorS (06/29/2013) [-]
how does that stop you from having a relationship?
User avatar #73 - grotesquefailure (06/29/2013) [-]
The content says girlfriend.
My relationship excuse is that I am too busy masturbating or sobbing, occasionally simultaneously.
User avatar #80 - kreekydoorS (06/29/2013) [-]
No it says you're homosexual....but that still works because a gay guy wouldn't have a girlfriend either. I retract my previous question.
#11 - Or maybe it's semen.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on sharks +9
User avatar #20 - timmity (06/29/2013) [-]
blue whales cum tens of thousands of gallons, most of which goes into the sea
User avatar #17 - laspussy (06/29/2013) [-]
Yeah it could be from Seamen
#27 - Semi related.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on Optimistically eating your... 0
User avatar #31 - anomaisies (06/29/2013) [-]
I had this mod. I wish they had a good one for TS3 but they don't.
#8 - I don't get it.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Well, good luck +48
#9 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
The guitar may have accidentally had sex with his sister/wife.
User avatar #11 - snakefire (06/28/2013) [-]
I cant..
#12 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
you can, and you will
#18 - I don't know what is going on. 06/25/2013 on More fucked up shit +3
#692 - Pretty sure I could just light something on fire and they'll j… 06/25/2013 on can't catch me +1
#94 - I imagined this was an alternate version of Earth where the mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on If only... 0
User avatar #98 - roninneko (06/24/2013) [-]
The content doesn't say, "If Earth had rings instead of a moon." It says, "If Earth had rings like Saturn." Saturn has rings AND moons.
#93 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on If only... 0
#96 - roninneko (06/24/2013) [-]
Your name is very apt right now.

Go back to school.

PLEASE.

Rings are not moons. Rings are clouds of dust and rock. Moons are large asteroids or similar structures. Christ, this is grade-school shit.
#62 - But if we had rings like this we'd probably be thinking about …  [+] (13 new replies) 06/24/2013 on If only... +45
#91 - roninneko (06/24/2013) [-]
Just because a planet has rings doesn't mean it doesn't have a moon. Saturn has 7 moons. Neptune has 13.
User avatar #109 - souljatoy (06/24/2013) [-]
7 moons? what? Saturn has around 62! You are mistaken but you still make a point.
#112 - roninneko (06/24/2013) [-]
Fuck. Sorry, I just cross-checked the page I used. It was wrong. Should have checked multiple sources. Mea culpa.
User avatar #108 - redrex (06/24/2013) [-]
im pretty sure saturn have waaaay more than 7 moons, saturn has like, a million, unless im thinking of jupiter's moons
User avatar #94 - grotesquefailure (06/24/2013) [-]
I imagined this was an alternate version of Earth where the moons were replaced by the rings. I guess it just depends on your interpretation of a photoshopped image, I dunno.
User avatar #98 - roninneko (06/24/2013) [-]
The content doesn't say, "If Earth had rings instead of a moon." It says, "If Earth had rings like Saturn." Saturn has rings AND moons.
#93 - grotesquefailure has deleted their comment.
#96 - roninneko (06/24/2013) [-]
Your name is very apt right now.

Go back to school.

PLEASE.

Rings are not moons. Rings are clouds of dust and rock. Moons are large asteroids or similar structures. Christ, this is grade-school shit.
#76 - broorb (06/24/2013) [-]
that... that reaction picture
I'd put money on the possibility that it has never been linked to a more perfect comment
#80 - DannyDanger (06/24/2013) [-]
Moon Moon version
#82 - broorb (06/24/2013) [-]
heehehheheeee
#68 - pentol (06/24/2013) [-]
are the rings of saturn smashed moons, or are they framents of a proto-moon, that will/can gravitate together and form a new moon?
User avatar #72 - Kittehh (06/24/2013) [-]
The rings on any gas planet are made up of dust, rock, ice from passing comets, meteorite impacts on the moons, and the planet’s gravity pulling material from the moons.
#38 - Picture 06/24/2013 on Oh Arthur +4
#22 - BITCH PLEASE. 06/24/2013 on Close enough +4
#84 - Picture 06/24/2013 on abortion +4
#217 - Picture 06/23/2013 on Box of mirrors +9
#40 - **** . How had I not noticed I'd saved the thumbna…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Who's the man? +2
User avatar #41 - goldenslumbers (06/23/2013) [-]
It seems everyone saves thumbnails on fj. Every picture anyone has posted is a thumbnail. Kind of pissing me off.
#6 - GOTTA RUN FAST! YOU'RE TOO SLUGGISH! 06/23/2013 on Sonic's Worst Nightmare 0
#9 - Who the **** isn't amused by airborne feces? 06/23/2013 on The death of culture +2
#35 - This is still my favourite retarded fusion. 06/23/2013 on Some more Pokemon fusions +2
#81 - Yeeeah... I'll stop now.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Box of mirrors +53
User avatar #154 - daentraya (06/23/2013) [-]
That one's my favorite. Thanks
#61 - Candles up in this bitch. I don't know if anyone actually…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Box of mirrors +69
User avatar #88 - Axelfbomber (06/23/2013) [-]
don't worry! i've already replaced this as my background haha. thanks!!
#48 - And another.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2013 on Box of mirrors +111
User avatar #222 - vulper (06/23/2013) [-]
Your username really doesn't fit you...
#144 - ryuryu (06/23/2013) [-]
Great job!
#66 - baconmanbacon has deleted their comment.
#40 - Well, now I've got something to do with my time.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Box of mirrors +56
User avatar #233 - dracory (06/23/2013) [-]
this still looks amazing but my mind is replacing the camera in the picture and ruining it for me
#26 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2013 on Who's the man? +21
User avatar #39 - goldenslumbers (06/23/2013) [-]
God hates thumbnails
#40 - grotesquefailure (06/23/2013) [-]
Fuck. How had I not noticed I'd saved the thumbnail before now?
User avatar #41 - goldenslumbers (06/23/2013) [-]
It seems everyone saves thumbnails on fj. Every picture anyone has posted is a thumbnail. Kind of pissing me off.
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Dafuq? +33
#41 - rmoran (06/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - diabeetusstudios (09/02/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #2 to #1 - grotesquefailure (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #3 to #2 - diabeetusstudios (09/02/2013) [-]
how are ya man?
User avatar #4 to #3 - grotesquefailure (09/02/2013) [-]
Alright. You?
User avatar #5 to #4 - diabeetusstudios (09/03/2013) [-]
pretty good dude


hows your life been? are you doing ok?
User avatar #6 to #5 - grotesquefailure (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, everything's going pretty uneventfully, but well. Doing art and stuff.
Anything interesting happening in your life?
Also, just to confirm, you don't think I'm someone you know, do you? I find it nice talking to random people on the Internet but I don't want you to suddenly realise I'm not who you were intending to be talking
User avatar #7 to #6 - diabeetusstudios (09/03/2013) [-]
Nah man i just saw one of your posts the other day and i went to your profile for some reason and saw that nobody commented so i thought "i should talk to that guy."

But um yeah my life has been pretty great man
I dumped my girlfriend like 4 months ago and she kept trying to get me to take her back but i didnt want anything to do with her because i realized she was crazy
well she hates me a lot now and im not really sure why because the last time i talked to her was when i broke up with her in person and held her while she cried for 2 hours

anyway its kinda becoming a problem because at school she really likes to gossip and shes been spreading as many rumors about me as she can. not to mention shes told virtually her whole grade every secret of mine that i ever mentioned.

but you know its not so bad. im not a resentful person and i understand that some girls are just like that so i let it go. i at least find it interesting to hear what new rumors she comes up with every day. earlier today i was asked if i really ****** a hole in my grandmothers bed.
well the answer is no, i havent.

other than that everythings pretty nice. my dealer just got 8 oz of chronic stolen from him, two guys nearly shot him, his dad got pistolwhipped believe it or not haha.

so i gotta find someone new now. but thats ok you know.

lifes ok
User avatar #8 to #7 - grotesquefailure (09/04/2013) [-]
Wow, that sounds tough. I stay away from dating and stuff to focus on schoolwork so I'm not going to try to give any useless advice, but I hope things get better for you regarding you and your ex... I guess some people are just like that. Maybe she'll grow up, either way rumours are just rumours.
#9 to #8 - diabeetusstudios (09/04/2013) [-]
I agree man rumors dont really bother me

bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
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