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#89329 - Where do babies come from?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on Social Board 0
#89330 - teranin (08/10/2013) [-]
from when you pleasure yourself with fish
#21 - And then a skeleton popped out. 08/07/2013 on Short Scary Stories 0
#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2013 on Not mine, but I thought it... +25
User avatar #49 - vivapinatapro (08/07/2013) [-]
As soon as I saw the first pane, I knew this would be somewhere in the comments.
#168 - No, you find her in Skingrad.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on Elder Scrolls Fact Comp +2
User avatar #169 - rainbowhead (08/06/2013) [-]
My bad, I thought it was that elf in shop, who offered a hero to have sex.
Man, I should play Oblivion again.
#11 - Suit. Definitely suit. 08/06/2013 on Arabic +2
#12 - I love these so much. 08/06/2013 on Joan Cornella +1
#116 - Necromancy may be frowned upon in Cyrodiil, but necrophilia on…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Elder Scrolls Fact Comp +54
User avatar #163 - rainbowhead (08/06/2013) [-]
Isn't she on Shivering Isles, which are not Cyrodiil?
User avatar #168 - grotesquefailure (08/06/2013) [-]
No, you find her in Skingrad.
User avatar #169 - rainbowhead (08/06/2013) [-]
My bad, I thought it was that elf in shop, who offered a hero to have sex.
Man, I should play Oblivion again.
#115 - Dwemer means "Deep Elf". 'Cause they're smart and all. 08/06/2013 on Elder Scrolls Fact Comp 0
#13 - Holy **** . 08/05/2013 on Brain +4
#11 - Does anyone know if this has a release date yet?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on Biocock 0
User avatar #18 - moarpotatos (08/03/2013) [-]
It doesn't but I'm dying to find out. I heard a rumor that it won't come out until february but I hope to God that isn't the case
#23 - You're welcome.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on Meat +2
User avatar #26 - maxismahname (08/03/2013) [-]
I acually saw that post just after I posted my comment haha

I still like bacon though
#117 - Picture 08/03/2013 on Never will you eat bacon again 0
#21 - And now we wait for the population of FJ to misinterpret their… 08/02/2013 on Compulsive-Obsessive Disorder +1
#30 - I didn't think I would be able to use this again. … 07/30/2013 on Creepy Google Maps +8
#34 - There was also a talking scamp in Morrowind you could sell you…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Video Game Fact Comp 3 +28
#119 - lankyman (07/30/2013) [-]
Waynes World ('92) - I did not realize that Hmm, I did not realize that
User avatar #50 - spasticpuppet (07/30/2013) [-]
That's actually quite awesome.

Also, that scamp had a never-ending wallet, so he was the best junk-dump trader
#55 - fefe (07/30/2013) [-]
The mudcrab merchant had way more money than the scamp though.
#85 - kiboz (07/30/2013) [-]
Nah, the mudcrab 10000 and the scamp had 5000, as far as I remember at least.
#56 - nizarut (07/30/2013) [-]
But there was a glitch with the scamp, that essentially allowed you to sell your own gold, rest, sell your gold, over and over and it would stick in the scamps inventory, so when you killed him you get all of the stacked amount back. Or something of the sort.
#60 - Picture 07/27/2013 on Morbid Spongebob Comp +5
#257 - Porn got blocked over here? My recent Internet history disagre… 07/23/2013 on field is empty +4
#707 - Picture 07/23/2013 on *roll image* 0
#52 - Hell yeah, I think GLaDOS is awesome... I just very much doubt… 07/22/2013 on Would you? +1
#2 - **** yeah. 07/22/2013 on Bambi +4
#6 - Related. 07/22/2013 on Get Your Shit Together +1
#42 - I think I'm kinda better off that way.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Would you? +21
User avatar #51 - skullerfly (07/22/2013) [-]
same here dude, although i kind of like GLaDOS.
User avatar #52 - grotesquefailure (07/22/2013) [-]
Hell yeah, I think GLaDOS is awesome... I just very much doubt she'd find me awesome.
And then suddenly neurotoxin.
#10 - Always remember, BANANAS WILL KILL YOU. 07/22/2013 on Bad Kids' Jokes Comp 5 +17
#6 - Seaon 4 production started last week... and I'm getting excite…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on Brace Yourself +10
User avatar #9 - fnordyy (07/20/2013) [-]
But when it comes...

so do I
#63 - Alrighty then. 07/14/2013 on RIP Phanact +1
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User avatar #1 - diabeetusstudios (09/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - grotesquefailure (09/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - diabeetusstudios (09/02/2013) [-]
how are ya man?
User avatar #4 to #3 - grotesquefailure (09/02/2013) [-]
Alright. You?
User avatar #5 to #4 - diabeetusstudios (09/03/2013) [-]
pretty good dude

hows your life been? are you doing ok?
User avatar #6 to #5 - grotesquefailure (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, everything's going pretty uneventfully, but well. Doing art and stuff.
Anything interesting happening in your life?
Also, just to confirm, you don't think I'm someone you know, do you? I find it nice talking to random people on the Internet but I don't want you to suddenly realise I'm not who you were intending to be talking
User avatar #7 to #6 - diabeetusstudios (09/03/2013) [-]
Nah man i just saw one of your posts the other day and i went to your profile for some reason and saw that nobody commented so i thought "i should talk to that guy."

But um yeah my life has been pretty great man
I dumped my girlfriend like 4 months ago and she kept trying to get me to take her back but i didnt want anything to do with her because i realized she was crazy
well she hates me a lot now and im not really sure why because the last time i talked to her was when i broke up with her in person and held her while she cried for 2 hours

anyway its kinda becoming a problem because at school she really likes to gossip and shes been spreading as many rumors about me as she can. not to mention shes told virtually her whole grade every secret of mine that i ever mentioned.

but you know its not so bad. im not a resentful person and i understand that some girls are just like that so i let it go. i at least find it interesting to hear what new rumors she comes up with every day. earlier today i was asked if i really ****** a hole in my grandmothers bed.
well the answer is no, i havent.

other than that everythings pretty nice. my dealer just got 8 oz of chronic stolen from him, two guys nearly shot him, his dad got pistolwhipped believe it or not haha.

so i gotta find someone new now. but thats ok you know.

lifes ok
User avatar #8 to #7 - grotesquefailure (09/04/2013) [-]
Wow, that sounds tough. I stay away from dating and stuff to focus on schoolwork so I'm not going to try to give any useless advice, but I hope things get better for you regarding you and your ex... I guess some people are just like that. Maybe she'll grow up, either way rumours are just rumours.
#9 to #8 - diabeetusstudios (09/04/2013) [-]
I agree man rumors dont really bother me

bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
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