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#2 - One of my friend's dads taught him green as red and red as gre…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on I will have a child just to... +14
User avatar #5 - eikakaka (09/01/2013) [-]
"Ok son, remember to cross the road when the man turns green"
#3 - Anyone else read it in her voice?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on A very, very, very long truck. 0
#31 - phoenixactual (09/01/2013) [-]
I wish, now i'm going to
#12 - They tried too hard to make this scary - most of those glitche… 09/01/2013 on anyone seen this? 0
#57 - Oh lawdy, reminds me of this. However, I do think th…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on epic thread +1
User avatar #84 - theshadowed (09/01/2013) [-]
Christ...
#32 - Always follow your dreams. 09/01/2013 on Priorities -1
#14442 - Is House worth watching and why/why not? 08/31/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
#527 - Well, I guess a cat is fine too. 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#526 - **grotesquefailure rolled a random image posted in comment #…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
User avatar #527 - grotesquefailure (08/31/2013) [-]
Well, I guess a cat is fine too.
#456 - I sincerely hope you go **** cancer up with that … 08/30/2013 on Saying goodbye to FJ 0
#6 - ...why is BioShock in a ******* shopping trolley?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on bioshock +1
User avatar #18 - robotvoice (08/29/2013) [-]
its made to mock those child safety tabs that trolleys have.
whoever made this turned it into a parody and it would look unfitting if it wasn't on a trolley.
#42 - If you put your hands around the edges it slows down. 08/29/2013 on nnneeaoowww +9
#9 - He is just the rudest man.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on Everyday of my life +1
User avatar #13 - thepastryistrue (08/29/2013) [-]
The rudest man!
#9 - Picture 08/29/2013 on The Dark Knight Rides 0
#218 - Prepare yourself.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2013 on humanity's finest 0
#430 - needmesomebacon (08/29/2013) [-]
I'm subscribed to Onision
#242 - BerryLicious (08/29/2013) [-]
Bleurgh. Onision is such trash.
#109375 - When people turn up a photo's saturation and add a vignette fi… 08/27/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#14 - I wield my passion like an axe.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Choices +3
User avatar #16 - thechosentroll (08/27/2013) [-]
It's warm and gooey. Just like wax.
#20 - If anyone wants it. 08/27/2013 on Assassination gone wrong 0
#5 - I made this last time. Still don't know why. 08/22/2013 on /b/ at it's finest +38
#27 - Picture 08/21/2013 on Sonic the hedgehog +8
#15 - Westeros? 08/20/2013 on Facebook Wins And Fails... 0
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#46 - You need people to thumb up your comments.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Waht a Twist 0
#52 - loopymoomoo (08/17/2013) [-]
hahahaha, im fucked
#36 - That's cool, but what properties do they have? Restore magicka…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Interesting Mushrooms #1 +55
User avatar #50 - robotvoice (08/15/2013) [-]
i was always confused on how you could make a weakness to poison poison.
User avatar #212 - dsgbiohazard (08/15/2013) [-]
What's so confusing about that? You hit them with that poison, then apply another.
#18 - Picture 08/15/2013 on Act Natural +5
#24 - C'mon guys, it's pretty ******* simple.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Are you a wizard? +65
User avatar #41 - mads (08/14/2013) [-]
I think you miss the point of magic
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User avatar #27 - pocketstooheavy (08/14/2013) [-]
We kill the Batman.
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User avatar #1 - diabeetusstudios (09/02/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #2 to #1 - grotesquefailure (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #3 to #2 - diabeetusstudios (09/02/2013) [-]
how are ya man?
User avatar #4 to #3 - grotesquefailure (09/02/2013) [-]
Alright. You?
User avatar #5 to #4 - diabeetusstudios (09/03/2013) [-]
pretty good dude


hows your life been? are you doing ok?
User avatar #6 to #5 - grotesquefailure (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, everything's going pretty uneventfully, but well. Doing art and stuff.
Anything interesting happening in your life?
Also, just to confirm, you don't think I'm someone you know, do you? I find it nice talking to random people on the Internet but I don't want you to suddenly realise I'm not who you were intending to be talking
User avatar #7 to #6 - diabeetusstudios (09/03/2013) [-]
Nah man i just saw one of your posts the other day and i went to your profile for some reason and saw that nobody commented so i thought "i should talk to that guy."

But um yeah my life has been pretty great man
I dumped my girlfriend like 4 months ago and she kept trying to get me to take her back but i didnt want anything to do with her because i realized she was crazy
well she hates me a lot now and im not really sure why because the last time i talked to her was when i broke up with her in person and held her while she cried for 2 hours

anyway its kinda becoming a problem because at school she really likes to gossip and shes been spreading as many rumors about me as she can. not to mention shes told virtually her whole grade every secret of mine that i ever mentioned.

but you know its not so bad. im not a resentful person and i understand that some girls are just like that so i let it go. i at least find it interesting to hear what new rumors she comes up with every day. earlier today i was asked if i really ****** a hole in my grandmothers bed.
well the answer is no, i havent.

other than that everythings pretty nice. my dealer just got 8 oz of chronic stolen from him, two guys nearly shot him, his dad got pistolwhipped believe it or not haha.

so i gotta find someone new now. but thats ok you know.

lifes ok
User avatar #8 to #7 - grotesquefailure (09/04/2013) [-]
Wow, that sounds tough. I stay away from dating and stuff to focus on schoolwork so I'm not going to try to give any useless advice, but I hope things get better for you regarding you and your ex... I guess some people are just like that. Maybe she'll grow up, either way rumours are just rumours.
#9 to #8 - diabeetusstudios (09/04/2013) [-]
I agree man rumors dont really bother me

bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
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