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#109 - Imagine how is touch the sky.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2013 on Tits +2
#110 - cmndrfatty (09/15/2013) [-]
#55 - Picture 09/15/2013 on How to photoshop +8
#113 - I think it's brilliant that this was the top related video. 09/11/2013 on Euphoria +2
#22 - Picture 09/06/2013 on Milk +6
#8 - Wow, that sounds tough. I stay away from dating and stuff to f…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2013 on grotesquefailure's profile 0
#9 - diabeetusstudios (09/04/2013) [-]
I agree man rumors dont really bother me

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
#24 - There was a pattern?!  [+] (6 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Opal Mixed with Wood +18
User avatar #40 - atoma (09/03/2013) [-]
I feel like a casual for figuring it out without using button mashing and actually using brain power
User avatar #27 - sirfapaton (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah... The button 2nd from right a few times, then move to left. If you clicked them too many times they went to their original position.
#30 - EpicPaste (09/03/2013) [-]
Thank you. I haven't played Skyrim in so long that I forgot how to do this puzzle. I will now commence amnesia and forget you helped me.
User avatar #31 - sirfapaton (09/03/2013) [-]
No worry. I'm not sure if that was the right way but it was something close to that atleast.
User avatar #94 - VLG (09/03/2013) [-]
Wait, that was a puzzle? I just pushed the buttons a few times until it looked right... lol.
User avatar #95 - sirfapaton (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah it was a puzzle. Not very hard one though
#6 - Yeah, everything's going pretty uneventfully, but well. Doing …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2013 on grotesquefailure's profile 0
User avatar #7 - diabeetusstudios (09/03/2013) [-]
Nah man i just saw one of your posts the other day and i went to your profile for some reason and saw that nobody commented so i thought "i should talk to that guy."

But um yeah my life has been pretty great man
I dumped my girlfriend like 4 months ago and she kept trying to get me to take her back but i didnt want anything to do with her because i realized she was crazy
well she hates me a lot now and im not really sure why because the last time i talked to her was when i broke up with her in person and held her while she cried for 2 hours

anyway its kinda becoming a problem because at school she really likes to gossip and shes been spreading as many rumors about me as she can. not to mention shes told virtually her whole grade every secret of mine that i ever mentioned.

but you know its not so bad. im not a resentful person and i understand that some girls are just like that so i let it go. i at least find it interesting to hear what new rumors she comes up with every day. earlier today i was asked if i really fucked a hole in my grandmothers bed.
well the answer is no, i havent.

other than that everythings pretty nice. my dealer just got 8 oz of chronic stolen from him, two guys nearly shot him, his dad got pistolwhipped believe it or not haha.

so i gotta find someone new now. but thats ok you know.

lifes ok
User avatar #8 - grotesquefailure (09/04/2013) [-]
Wow, that sounds tough. I stay away from dating and stuff to focus on schoolwork so I'm not going to try to give any useless advice, but I hope things get better for you regarding you and your ex... I guess some people are just like that. Maybe she'll grow up, either way rumours are just rumours.
#9 - diabeetusstudios (09/04/2013) [-]
I agree man rumors dont really bother me

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
#4 - Alright. You?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/02/2013 on grotesquefailure's profile 0
User avatar #5 - diabeetusstudios (09/03/2013) [-]
pretty good dude


hows your life been? are you doing ok?
User avatar #6 - grotesquefailure (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, everything's going pretty uneventfully, but well. Doing art and stuff.
Anything interesting happening in your life?
Also, just to confirm, you don't think I'm someone you know, do you? I find it nice talking to random people on the Internet but I don't want you to suddenly realise I'm not who you were intending to be talking
User avatar #7 - diabeetusstudios (09/03/2013) [-]
Nah man i just saw one of your posts the other day and i went to your profile for some reason and saw that nobody commented so i thought "i should talk to that guy."

But um yeah my life has been pretty great man
I dumped my girlfriend like 4 months ago and she kept trying to get me to take her back but i didnt want anything to do with her because i realized she was crazy
well she hates me a lot now and im not really sure why because the last time i talked to her was when i broke up with her in person and held her while she cried for 2 hours

anyway its kinda becoming a problem because at school she really likes to gossip and shes been spreading as many rumors about me as she can. not to mention shes told virtually her whole grade every secret of mine that i ever mentioned.

but you know its not so bad. im not a resentful person and i understand that some girls are just like that so i let it go. i at least find it interesting to hear what new rumors she comes up with every day. earlier today i was asked if i really fucked a hole in my grandmothers bed.
well the answer is no, i havent.

other than that everythings pretty nice. my dealer just got 8 oz of chronic stolen from him, two guys nearly shot him, his dad got pistolwhipped believe it or not haha.

so i gotta find someone new now. but thats ok you know.

lifes ok
User avatar #8 - grotesquefailure (09/04/2013) [-]
Wow, that sounds tough. I stay away from dating and stuff to focus on schoolwork so I'm not going to try to give any useless advice, but I hope things get better for you regarding you and your ex... I guess some people are just like that. Maybe she'll grow up, either way rumours are just rumours.
#9 - diabeetusstudios (09/04/2013) [-]
I agree man rumors dont really bother me

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
#112 - Well it didn't repair the hole in my heart. 09/02/2013 on Voting +1
#2 - Hello.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/02/2013 on grotesquefailure's profile 0
User avatar #3 - diabeetusstudios (09/02/2013) [-]
how are ya man?
User avatar #4 - grotesquefailure (09/02/2013) [-]
Alright. You?
User avatar #5 - diabeetusstudios (09/03/2013) [-]
pretty good dude


hows your life been? are you doing ok?
User avatar #6 - grotesquefailure (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, everything's going pretty uneventfully, but well. Doing art and stuff.
Anything interesting happening in your life?
Also, just to confirm, you don't think I'm someone you know, do you? I find it nice talking to random people on the Internet but I don't want you to suddenly realise I'm not who you were intending to be talking
User avatar #7 - diabeetusstudios (09/03/2013) [-]
Nah man i just saw one of your posts the other day and i went to your profile for some reason and saw that nobody commented so i thought "i should talk to that guy."

But um yeah my life has been pretty great man
I dumped my girlfriend like 4 months ago and she kept trying to get me to take her back but i didnt want anything to do with her because i realized she was crazy
well she hates me a lot now and im not really sure why because the last time i talked to her was when i broke up with her in person and held her while she cried for 2 hours

anyway its kinda becoming a problem because at school she really likes to gossip and shes been spreading as many rumors about me as she can. not to mention shes told virtually her whole grade every secret of mine that i ever mentioned.

but you know its not so bad. im not a resentful person and i understand that some girls are just like that so i let it go. i at least find it interesting to hear what new rumors she comes up with every day. earlier today i was asked if i really fucked a hole in my grandmothers bed.
well the answer is no, i havent.

other than that everythings pretty nice. my dealer just got 8 oz of chronic stolen from him, two guys nearly shot him, his dad got pistolwhipped believe it or not haha.

so i gotta find someone new now. but thats ok you know.

lifes ok
User avatar #8 - grotesquefailure (09/04/2013) [-]
Wow, that sounds tough. I stay away from dating and stuff to focus on schoolwork so I'm not going to try to give any useless advice, but I hope things get better for you regarding you and your ex... I guess some people are just like that. Maybe she'll grow up, either way rumours are just rumours.
#9 - diabeetusstudios (09/04/2013) [-]
I agree man rumors dont really bother me

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
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User avatar #1 - diabeetusstudios (09/02/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #2 to #1 - grotesquefailure (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #3 to #2 - diabeetusstudios (09/02/2013) [-]
how are ya man?
User avatar #4 to #3 - grotesquefailure (09/02/2013) [-]
Alright. You?
User avatar #5 to #4 - diabeetusstudios (09/03/2013) [-]
pretty good dude


hows your life been? are you doing ok?
User avatar #6 to #5 - grotesquefailure (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, everything's going pretty uneventfully, but well. Doing art and stuff.
Anything interesting happening in your life?
Also, just to confirm, you don't think I'm someone you know, do you? I find it nice talking to random people on the Internet but I don't want you to suddenly realise I'm not who you were intending to be talking
User avatar #7 to #6 - diabeetusstudios (09/03/2013) [-]
Nah man i just saw one of your posts the other day and i went to your profile for some reason and saw that nobody commented so i thought "i should talk to that guy."

But um yeah my life has been pretty great man
I dumped my girlfriend like 4 months ago and she kept trying to get me to take her back but i didnt want anything to do with her because i realized she was crazy
well she hates me a lot now and im not really sure why because the last time i talked to her was when i broke up with her in person and held her while she cried for 2 hours

anyway its kinda becoming a problem because at school she really likes to gossip and shes been spreading as many rumors about me as she can. not to mention shes told virtually her whole grade every secret of mine that i ever mentioned.

but you know its not so bad. im not a resentful person and i understand that some girls are just like that so i let it go. i at least find it interesting to hear what new rumors she comes up with every day. earlier today i was asked if i really ****** a hole in my grandmothers bed.
well the answer is no, i havent.

other than that everythings pretty nice. my dealer just got 8 oz of chronic stolen from him, two guys nearly shot him, his dad got pistolwhipped believe it or not haha.

so i gotta find someone new now. but thats ok you know.

lifes ok
User avatar #8 to #7 - grotesquefailure (09/04/2013) [-]
Wow, that sounds tough. I stay away from dating and stuff to focus on schoolwork so I'm not going to try to give any useless advice, but I hope things get better for you regarding you and your ex... I guess some people are just like that. Maybe she'll grow up, either way rumours are just rumours.
#9 to #8 - diabeetusstudios (09/04/2013) [-]
I agree man rumors dont really bother me

bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
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