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grilled

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:12/16/2010
Last Login:11/03/2015
Location:Wonderland
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Level 205 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 206 Comments: Comedic Genius
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My father is Thor, the God of Thunder, and my mother is the Hive Queen from Aliens. That mentioned you might already know why I don't dig bullshit applications.

Every Morning I wake up, go to my computer, and delete billions and billions of fanmail that builds up overnight. I am a total amazing rockstar. I love you all, just remember that.

Because you want to know more about me you can read my biography. It's called "Beowulf".

latest user's comments

#200 - No it really wasn't funny. I mean, I laughed, but the principa…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Gay midget tentacle squid rape +16
#221 - bigken (11/13/2012) [-]
I'm sorry man, but holy fuck I loled!
#211 - goodguygary (11/13/2012) [-]
Yfw the title
#184 - Charizard can learn thunderpunch Venusaur can learn earthq…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Gay midget tentacle squid rape +3
#203 - ballerking (11/13/2012) [-]
Yes valid point. Except you forgot Earthquake would not effect Charizard as it is a flying type.
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#208 - grilled (11/13/2012) [-]
Well now Pokemon is a lot more technical, but this was my understanding when I played the games as a kid.
#197 - anon (11/13/2012) [-]
But Charizard is fire-flying. Ground moves won't work.
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#201 - grilled (11/13/2012) [-]
The old games (;
#182 - I got in trouble at school today because the teacher claimed t…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Gay midget tentacle squid rape +24
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#200 - grilled (11/13/2012) [-]
No it really wasn't funny. I mean, I laughed, but the principal was about to call the cops or whatever. I tried to show him what it was, but he really DID NOT want to see. I insisted, eventually someone went in to further investigation, and found out that I'm not completely FUCKED UP.
they still called my mom
#221 - bigken (11/13/2012) [-]
I'm sorry man, but holy fuck I loled!
#211 - goodguygary (11/13/2012) [-]
Yfw the title
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#193 - slycoopersir (11/13/2012) [-]
LOL WUT
#192 - decentfjer (11/13/2012) [-]
Please tell me more i haven't laughed like this in such a long time
#88 - Awww.. 10/23/2012 on Cute as hell +3
#168 - I.. just got here? Sorry if it was posted already :(  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Oh, Gamestop +5
#175 - npfortytwo (10/21/2012) [-]
#170 - bighairybacon (10/21/2012) [-]
#176 - lol  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on Reason why people get shot 0
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#179 - paperluigigatxl (10/21/2012) [-]
Hello Grilled, are you feeling grilled today? I heard feeling grilled is very grilled grilled GRILLED
#166 - Giraffe getting its dick sucked bottom right corner  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Oh, Gamestop -4
#167 - bighairybacon (10/21/2012) [-]
Please don't repost the highest comment, unoriginal.
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#168 - grilled (10/21/2012) [-]
I.. just got here? Sorry if it was posted already :(
#175 - npfortytwo (10/21/2012) [-]
#170 - bighairybacon (10/21/2012) [-]
#41 - **grilled rolled a random image posted in comment #1083149 … 10/15/2012 on Drugs are mkay? 0
#58192 - hello? am i needed here?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2012 on Ponyville 0
#58200 - agnaraed (10/04/2012) [-]
yes grill me up some human

Swampert loves humans
#170 - No.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2012 on Amazing 16-bit Scene +5
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#248 - sharkbaitoohaha (10/05/2012) [-]
No need to be a negative nancy.