My father is Thor, the God of Thunder, and my mother is the Hive Queen from Aliens. That mentioned you might already know why I don't dig ******** applications.
Every Morning I wake up, go to my computer, and delete billions and billions of fanmail that builds up overnight. I am a total amazing rockstar. I love you all, just remember that.
Because you want to know more about me you can read my biography. It's called "Beowulf".