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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:12/16/2010
Last Login:11/03/2015
Location:Wonderland
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3977 total,  4492 ,  515
Comment Thumbs: 1052 total,  1672 ,  620
Content Level Progress: 75% (75/100)
Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 205 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 206 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:15
Content Views:13944
Times Content Favorited:315 times
Total Comments Made:581
FJ Points:5039
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My father is Thor, the God of Thunder, and my mother is the Hive Queen from Aliens. That mentioned you might already know why I don't dig bullshit applications.

Every Morning I wake up, go to my computer, and delete billions and billions of fanmail that builds up overnight. I am a total amazing rockstar. I love you all, just remember that.

Because you want to know more about me you can read my biography. It's called "Beowulf".

latest user's comments

#260 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 11/12/2011 on Only in Japan 0
#266 - TonHyukOTP (11/12/2011) [-]
**TonHyukOTP rolled a random image**
#269 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
**grilled rolled a random image**
#271 - TonHyukOTP (11/12/2011) [-]
**TonHyukOTP rolled a random image** I think this will become an interesting story....
#272 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
**grilled rolled a random image** Indeed...
#273 - TonHyukOTP (11/12/2011) [-]
**TonHyukOTP rolled a random image** Mother of god....
#274 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
**grilled rolled a random image** Mfw go to Japan
#276 - TonHyukOTP (11/12/2011) [-]
**TonHyukOTP rolled a random image** mfw wtf is that duckgator
#329 - Sorry, my good sir. Ahem, *Straightens Tie to look good for ju…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2011 on Solution To The Obesity... -1
#330 - amusedrhino (11/12/2011) [-]
Ah! There you go! See? English isn't that hard to speak! Apology accepted, or whatever it is you want to hear. Thanks for the translation! But I just have one question. How do you not notice that Mario Kart art and not think "Hmm, this probably has something to do with Mario Kart AND this article I'm reading! Not JUST the article!"??
#331 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
#327 - Good for you. You told me off by correcting apologetic grammar…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2011 on Solution To The Obesity... -1
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#328 - amusedrhino (11/12/2011) [-]
What? Please don't become a lawyer. What you just did would have the judge think you were mentally retarded. That's like saying "My client may have murdered her, but I KNOW YOU WEAR PINK UNDERWEAR." And it doesn't matter seeing as I'm still a higher level than you. 59 levels higher. Not that it matters. Levels are technically useless. But hey! Good for you! You got 2 posts on the front page! You're still a dumb ass that needs to study the topic before he tries to prove it wrong. And also, I'm still waiting for you to translate that cryptic message that you wrote.
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#329 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
Sorry, my good sir. Ahem, *Straightens Tie to look good for jury and judge that you have placed before me* Original Comment: Nigga please im sorry i no look i just read article at same time as pull this up sad face. Translated: My fellow Nigger, I apologize for not taking the time to look at this post, but as I was reading an article on another site, I flipped to my FJ tab to find this post. I instantly thought: 'Fuck?' And absentmindedly created a comment that all together failed at life. Sad face indicating apology. Do you now get my drift?
#330 - amusedrhino (11/12/2011) [-]
Ah! There you go! See? English isn't that hard to speak! Apology accepted, or whatever it is you want to hear. Thanks for the translation! But I just have one question. How do you not notice that Mario Kart art and not think "Hmm, this probably has something to do with Mario Kart AND this article I'm reading! Not JUST the article!"??
#331 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
#309 - **grilled rolled a random image** ***** please im sorry i no…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/12/2011 on Solution To The Obesity... -4
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#320 - amusedrhino (11/12/2011) [-]
That sentence made as much sense as someone pissing out of their nose. Learn how to use proper grammar in your weakly composed rebuttals.
#327 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
Good for you. You told me off by correcting apologetic grammar. Why don't I be a bro and check out your content? The most positive thumbs you have received on a post is 24. NSFW Content. Your older account, 'DemonBlood' also says you suck at FJ. Just pulling that out of my ass as to your negation of the sympathy in my comment. I'm sorry I tried.

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#328 - amusedrhino (11/12/2011) [-]
What? Please don't become a lawyer. What you just did would have the judge think you were mentally retarded. That's like saying "My client may have murdered her, but I KNOW YOU WEAR PINK UNDERWEAR." And it doesn't matter seeing as I'm still a higher level than you. 59 levels higher. Not that it matters. Levels are technically useless. But hey! Good for you! You got 2 posts on the front page! You're still a dumb ass that needs to study the topic before he tries to prove it wrong. And also, I'm still waiting for you to translate that cryptic message that you wrote.
User avatar
#329 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
Sorry, my good sir. Ahem, *Straightens Tie to look good for jury and judge that you have placed before me* Original Comment: Nigga please im sorry i no look i just read article at same time as pull this up sad face. Translated: My fellow Nigger, I apologize for not taking the time to look at this post, but as I was reading an article on another site, I flipped to my FJ tab to find this post. I instantly thought: 'Fuck?' And absentmindedly created a comment that all together failed at life. Sad face indicating apology. Do you now get my drift?
#330 - amusedrhino (11/12/2011) [-]
Ah! There you go! See? English isn't that hard to speak! Apology accepted, or whatever it is you want to hear. Thanks for the translation! But I just have one question. How do you not notice that Mario Kart art and not think "Hmm, this probably has something to do with Mario Kart AND this article I'm reading! Not JUST the article!"??
#331 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
#225 - I can smap to that.  [+] (10 new replies) 11/12/2011 on Only in Japan +9
#255 - TonHyukOTP (11/12/2011) [-]
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#264 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
<3
#260 - grilled has deleted their comment.
#266 - TonHyukOTP (11/12/2011) [-]
**TonHyukOTP rolled a random image**
#269 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
**grilled rolled a random image**
#271 - TonHyukOTP (11/12/2011) [-]
**TonHyukOTP rolled a random image** I think this will become an interesting story....
#272 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
**grilled rolled a random image** Indeed...
#273 - TonHyukOTP (11/12/2011) [-]
**TonHyukOTP rolled a random image** Mother of god....
#274 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
**grilled rolled a random image** Mfw go to Japan
#276 - TonHyukOTP (11/12/2011) [-]
**TonHyukOTP rolled a random image** mfw wtf is that duckgator
#294 - Already done. Not OC. oller-ever/  [+] (8 new replies) 11/12/2011 on Solution To The Obesity... -5
#299 - amusedrhino (11/12/2011) [-]
Congratulations! You're stupid! That's exactly what's in the picture. He's saying take that concept, but replace that shitty virtual whatever with Mario Kart, ya' dumb sack o' dick nipples!
#309 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
**grilled rolled a random image** Nigga please im sorry i no look i just read article at same time as pull this up sad face
User avatar
#320 - amusedrhino (11/12/2011) [-]
That sentence made as much sense as someone pissing out of their nose. Learn how to use proper grammar in your weakly composed rebuttals.
#327 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
Good for you. You told me off by correcting apologetic grammar. Why don't I be a bro and check out your content? The most positive thumbs you have received on a post is 24. NSFW Content. Your older account, 'DemonBlood' also says you suck at FJ. Just pulling that out of my ass as to your negation of the sympathy in my comment. I'm sorry I tried.

User avatar
#328 - amusedrhino (11/12/2011) [-]
What? Please don't become a lawyer. What you just did would have the judge think you were mentally retarded. That's like saying "My client may have murdered her, but I KNOW YOU WEAR PINK UNDERWEAR." And it doesn't matter seeing as I'm still a higher level than you. 59 levels higher. Not that it matters. Levels are technically useless. But hey! Good for you! You got 2 posts on the front page! You're still a dumb ass that needs to study the topic before he tries to prove it wrong. And also, I'm still waiting for you to translate that cryptic message that you wrote.
User avatar
#329 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
Sorry, my good sir. Ahem, *Straightens Tie to look good for jury and judge that you have placed before me* Original Comment: Nigga please im sorry i no look i just read article at same time as pull this up sad face. Translated: My fellow Nigger, I apologize for not taking the time to look at this post, but as I was reading an article on another site, I flipped to my FJ tab to find this post. I instantly thought: 'Fuck?' And absentmindedly created a comment that all together failed at life. Sad face indicating apology. Do you now get my drift?
#330 - amusedrhino (11/12/2011) [-]
Ah! There you go! See? English isn't that hard to speak! Apology accepted, or whatever it is you want to hear. Thanks for the translation! But I just have one question. How do you not notice that Mario Kart art and not think "Hmm, this probably has something to do with Mario Kart AND this article I'm reading! Not JUST the article!"??
#331 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
#685 - Nope. 11/12/2011 on Skyrim Hero saves the day +8
#682 - Nope.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2011 on Skyrim Hero saves the day +9
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#685 - grilled (11/12/2011) [-]
Nope.
#363 - Argyle! You Magnificent BASTURD!! (Bethesda Related) 11/12/2011 on It's my birthday today +4
#239 - Nah I just avoid the sidewalk ends and starts.. 1,1,2,1,1,2 11/12/2011 on Am I the only one? +3