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#25 - What if it is a German innuendo for "This means dick to m…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on This is sausage to me 0
User avatar #53 - mathmanchris (14 hours ago) [-]
Germans sometimes call a dick a Wurst, but it's not quite common and in this context no German will ever confuse it because "ist mir Wurst" is a very well known idiom. "Ist mir Wurst" is pretty rude because it's often used like "fuck your shit" or "piss off" especially if the speaker has a higher level, if I can put it like this. When you talk to teachers or policemen for example you shouldn't tell them that, it's disrespectful.
By the way, the term "ist mir Wurst" originates from that fact that you cannot tell what meat is in the saucage after it went through the meat grinder, it litteraly looks all the same to you.
#118 - You realize that automation has hit the point where the only b…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Why should i have to make a... +1
User avatar #122 - newforomador (8 hours ago) [-]
It would be absolutely amazing if we could make a society like that work. But, there's always the possibility that it wouldn't actually work in practice. I don't really know enough to be completely sure whether it would or wouldn't, but it seems like it should work, at least with a medium or small sized country.
#154 - This isn't saying "Christianity is dumb, atheisms r gr8&q… 21 hours ago on Science 0
#153 - I thought the key part of that whole thing was that they did . 21 hours ago on Science 0
#53 - "Parkour" just means that you could wall run and cli…  [+] (4 new replies) 22 hours ago on S(t)ick men action 0
User avatar #92 - warframe (6 hours ago) [-]
They actually have exterior of ship areas on some missions, in some corpus missions you bypass areas of the ship by running down a gun tube like room where you die if you are in it when it fires, and other times you are outside the ship on the hull. Most of the infested levels, the actual dedicated planets they are in control of, the maps are destroyed corpus ships, and most of the rooms are open to space, so there is that.

They changed the hostage rescue missions so that if you dont stealth it you won’t get the higher tier rewards, and if you try to go full attack and dont kill the enemies fast enough they will kill the hostage and fail the missions for you.
#66 - lordraine (20 hours ago) [-]
Everyone I know who plays it hates it. I'm definately one of those people. It has the potential to be fun, but they just keep bloating it with more weapons and mods in flawed weapon and mod system. They're too lazy to actually fix what needs fixing, and they ignore the parts of the community that badger them to fix things in favor of the people who spend hundreds of dollars on plat and say DE can do no wrong.

It'll die eventually. I intend to be there when it does, pissing on the ashes with my friends.

Warbros # 1
User avatar #91 - warframe (6 hours ago) [-]
Well, what do you think needs changed?
#94 - lordraine (15 minutes ago) [-]
I'd tell you to go read Zamboni's post on the forums, as he outlined it better than anyone else ever has, but Steve got so fucking mad at the suggested changes getting more upvotes than anything else ever posted on the forums that he permabanned Zamboni and deleted that entire thread. So you can't see it anymore. Never let anyone tell you the developers aren't above throwing a temper tantrum. Steve has, more than once. It even bled over into the livestream, with him throwing a small fit when the incident was brought up.

In short? the entire mod card system needs to be removed. It does nothing more than bloat the drop tables massively and create uncontrollable power creep that cannot be regulated. The game literally cannot be balanced because of it.

Instead, each weapon should have a small number of mods exclusive to them, and that's the end of it. Some strong weapons might not be able to have more than one or two mods put on them, while others would be weaker but have more flexibility in how they can be modded. These mods would be things like silencers, knockback chokes, elemental amps, heat vision scopes, or quick reload cylinders. Some of these mods should be craftable, while others unlock for you as you level up the weapon. Weapon damage mods should be removed entirely, with the weapons all scaling up in damage as they level up to compensate. That way, enemies can actually be balanced against the players, and the levels attached to the difficulties of different zones actually mean something.

As much of a bitch as Steve was over Zamboni's redpill, the truly sad part is that they're halfassedly doing some of the fixes anyway, because they can't deny that he had the right of it. The removal of the ability mods by making them intrinsic to the frames and tied to levels was part of the suggested overhaul, and lo and behold, they just recently did that. Ability mods now no longer exist. Oh look, mod cards that can only be applied to specific weapons. What a surprise.
#50 - And holy **** it was not better when it opened up…  [+] (7 new replies) 22 hours ago on S(t)ick men action 0
#51 - skalias (22 hours ago) [-]
My friend told me there was a parkour update then he showed me his parkour range thing and I spent the next like 2 hours trying to destroy his clans high score.
User avatar #93 - warframe (6 hours ago) [-]
My clan's record is 45 seconds
#53 - greyhoundfd (22 hours ago) [-]
"Parkour" just means that you could wall run and climb up low walls. The parkour range was interesting, but I could never get past the moving platforms.

The game is a bit fun, but it's not really all that creative. I mean, seriously, they've got fucking spaceships and frozen planets and shit and all they can do is have Big Room Alpha followed by Corridor Alpha followed by Big Room Beta with the occasional skybox to show that it's outdoors. They could've done actual space ninjary, with climbing around the exterior of ships, actual stealth, and assassination missions where you were boned if someone even smelled a combat suit.
User avatar #92 - warframe (6 hours ago) [-]
They actually have exterior of ship areas on some missions, in some corpus missions you bypass areas of the ship by running down a gun tube like room where you die if you are in it when it fires, and other times you are outside the ship on the hull. Most of the infested levels, the actual dedicated planets they are in control of, the maps are destroyed corpus ships, and most of the rooms are open to space, so there is that.

They changed the hostage rescue missions so that if you dont stealth it you won’t get the higher tier rewards, and if you try to go full attack and dont kill the enemies fast enough they will kill the hostage and fail the missions for you.
#66 - lordraine (20 hours ago) [-]
Everyone I know who plays it hates it. I'm definately one of those people. It has the potential to be fun, but they just keep bloating it with more weapons and mods in flawed weapon and mod system. They're too lazy to actually fix what needs fixing, and they ignore the parts of the community that badger them to fix things in favor of the people who spend hundreds of dollars on plat and say DE can do no wrong.

It'll die eventually. I intend to be there when it does, pissing on the ashes with my friends.

Warbros # 1
User avatar #91 - warframe (6 hours ago) [-]
Well, what do you think needs changed?
#94 - lordraine (15 minutes ago) [-]
I'd tell you to go read Zamboni's post on the forums, as he outlined it better than anyone else ever has, but Steve got so fucking mad at the suggested changes getting more upvotes than anything else ever posted on the forums that he permabanned Zamboni and deleted that entire thread. So you can't see it anymore. Never let anyone tell you the developers aren't above throwing a temper tantrum. Steve has, more than once. It even bled over into the livestream, with him throwing a small fit when the incident was brought up.

In short? the entire mod card system needs to be removed. It does nothing more than bloat the drop tables massively and create uncontrollable power creep that cannot be regulated. The game literally cannot be balanced because of it.

Instead, each weapon should have a small number of mods exclusive to them, and that's the end of it. Some strong weapons might not be able to have more than one or two mods put on them, while others would be weaker but have more flexibility in how they can be modded. These mods would be things like silencers, knockback chokes, elemental amps, heat vision scopes, or quick reload cylinders. Some of these mods should be craftable, while others unlock for you as you level up the weapon. Weapon damage mods should be removed entirely, with the weapons all scaling up in damage as they level up to compensate. That way, enemies can actually be balanced against the players, and the levels attached to the difficulties of different zones actually mean something.

As much of a bitch as Steve was over Zamboni's redpill, the truly sad part is that they're halfassedly doing some of the fixes anyway, because they can't deny that he had the right of it. The removal of the ability mods by making them intrinsic to the frames and tied to levels was part of the suggested overhaul, and lo and behold, they just recently did that. Ability mods now no longer exist. Oh look, mod cards that can only be applied to specific weapons. What a surprise.
#134 - Probably, " **** , these people are stupid, bu… 22 hours ago on Can You Can Can +1
#35 - thank* 11/22/2014 on Save us Mr. Skeltal! 0
#98 - Necrosis would have turned the foot black, and would be really… 11/22/2014 on emt story 0
#16 - Until your arms are so sore/weak that you can't reach against …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Aaaaaaaaalmost +9
#18 - twentyseconds (11/21/2014) [-]
bungi-jumping it is then
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