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#49 - And you are assuming I haven't done that. And maybe I refer to…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Worst Nipple Piercing... +1
User avatar #51 - thegrayfox (3 hours ago) [-]
Well, if your guy is dense enough not to listen, then I suggest getting a new one. If he can't understand stuff on such a personal level, who knows what else he'll fuck up in the long run.
#20 - I would like to see this guy shove a dildo up his ass without …  [+] (5 new replies) 12 hours ago on Worst Nipple Piercing... +4
User avatar #48 - alabamacoffeebean (10 hours ago) [-]
I dated a girl that agreed to let me fuck her in the butt in return for fucking me in the butt with a strap on. I probably would have indulged in this if she would have let me order the device of butt ravaging off the Internet. But no! She wanted to go to the love stuff store in town, pick it out, and have me be there to pay for it. And, if anyone asked, we would explain the deal.
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11 hours ago) [-]
TAKE IT UP THE ASS LIKE THE WHORE YOU ARE AND REMEMBER TO BITE THE PILLOW, HE'S GOING IN DRY.
User avatar #32 - thegrayfox (11 hours ago) [-]
If you see anal sex as "indulging" your fiance, instead of enjoying it yourself, then it's a form of patronizing... "Oh, let him have his fun" and shit like that. If both parties enjoy it, then it's great.

If he's your fiance, you could... I know this is gonna sound radical and extremist but... You could.... communicate with him, you know? I know, I know... Crazy stuff, a couple communicating, but still... Might be worth a shot.
#49 - grellslover (10 hours ago) [-]
And you are assuming I haven't done that. And maybe I refer to it as indulging him because the times we've tried he still hasn't even though about prep. You're right communication is key but if the other party refuses to listen and understand then we are kind of back to square one. And so any enjoyment I might have had has been sapped away to where I don't think it'd be fun anymore.
User avatar #51 - thegrayfox (3 hours ago) [-]
Well, if your guy is dense enough not to listen, then I suggest getting a new one. If he can't understand stuff on such a personal level, who knows what else he'll fuck up in the long run.
#66 - Attractive and Mentally Sane. Then I kill her S.O. 10/21/2014 on Dating 0
#279 - Three actually. One in Nebraska. And the guy in texas spread i… 10/14/2014 on We're All Doomed 0
#14 - Eating must be so boring for plantkin... almost all seasonings…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on cultural appropriation 0
User avatar #20 - Icedangel (09/29/2014) [-]
They filter seawater for the Plankton and krill, they have specialized teeth that are much like brushes to make this easier.

They just suck up tons of water then push it out and their teeth brushes catch it all. Natures amazing. They are wonderful singers, too.
#637 - **grellslover rolls 464,410,581** Captain Cat 09/28/2014 on As promised, highest roll... 0
#228 - Live Bait 09/25/2014 on Rename anonymous 9/25/2014 +2
#11 - Correct me if I'm wrong but wont diamonds cut into the stomach…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Dragonkin +6
User avatar #52 - geothermal (09/09/2014) [-]
It can imbed itself in various parts of your digestions tract and cause lacerations and a catalyst for infections.
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/09/2014) [-]
You can use them if you don't know their gender.
User avatar #17 - lyiat (09/09/2014) [-]
Nah, they'd actually have to be sharp or jagged to do that. Diamonds are simply hard. Chances are, if he flat out swallowed it, it's not enough to cause an obstruction either. It will, however, hurt like hell to shit out later.
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/09/2014) [-]
Why do you assume it's a guy?
User avatar #35 - therealtjthemedic (09/09/2014) [-]
It's impersonal.
As in 'it would hurt for one to shit it out'
User avatar #37 - jackmanagan (09/09/2014) [-]
and its "grammatically" correct to say him when no gender is specified

inb4 cic skum
User avatar #70 - lyiat (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh shut the hell up. It's common, and acceptable, to use the pronouns of your own sex/gender when the sex/gender of the person you are speaking about is not known or relevent.
User avatar #71 - jackmanagan (09/09/2014) [-]
what would i know about proper writing?

its not like i used to write speeches for city hall or anything...

OWAIT i did
User avatar #72 - lyiat (09/09/2014) [-]
As you did, 'wrong person'.
User avatar #38 - jackmanagan (09/09/2014) [-]
wrong person. oops
User avatar #15 - wcpapier (09/09/2014) [-]
these kind of questions you need to keep too yourself for the good of mankind
#12 - tenlolilimit (09/09/2014) [-]
We can only hope.
#44 - djequalizee (09/09/2014) [-]
#41 - actually some males can lactate. Its rare but can happen… 09/08/2014 on Only men make pizza 0
#182 - Then one of the attackers ends up with an injury and start scr… 09/06/2014 on This is why world hates... +3
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