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#15 - technically it's being held up by the ceiling/strength of the pulleys.  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on Science +70
#57 - emiyashirou (7 hours ago) [-]
You're obviously wrong. Clearly science has gone too far and we have flying tables.
#55 - scooterdanny (7 hours ago) [-]
I would've thought that it was more that the force required to overcome the static friction is too great, therefore it remains stationary. The friction is much higher due to the amount of contacting surfaces of the rope.
#3 - inb4 deadlydong 16 hours ago on Heat Attack +1
#19 - Thanks, all the pharmacies nearby are closed. 16 hours ago on Normal Person's View On... +78
#17 - *cough* Fifty Shades of Gray Movie *cough* written by female *…  [+] (11 new replies) 16 hours ago on Normal Person's View On... +218
#99 - xxxsonic fanxxx (5 hours ago) [-]
*Cough* originally written as Twilight fan fiction *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Wheeze* *Cough* *Cough* I fucking need to stop smoking.
#93 - xxxsonic fanxxx (6 hours ago) [-]
Well it's no small surprise really. Fifty Shades of Gray was the highest grossing book series amongst females by a pretty large margin. The entire premise of the book is sexually driven romance. Though the male character of the first isn't ripped to Guile level, he is a highly successful business man, a humorous sociological stereotype of males. The oddity comes when you really sit down and consider what the male orientated book series that is comparable to Fifty Shades of Gray, and honestly I can't think of one which is humorous seeing as people seem to think men to be the only one "objectifying" the opposite gender.

That said, the real problem for the most part is that many people get so overly emotional about what is arguably the most natural thing for humans, and that is sex. These people act like sex is a scary concept, which is prevalent in various laws and ideologies. The only thing to be said about that is that these people have a sick and twisted idea of sexuality.
#84 - xxxsonic fanxxx (7 hours ago) [-]
It was actually plagiarized from a Twilight fanfic written by some teenage girl. All they did was change the names around. No, seriously, it's fucked up. I mean first of all, who reads Twilight FANFICTION!? The BOOKS are bad enough, and we KNOW how bad fanfiction can get, so that's basically the equivalent of trying to overdose on perscription meds, then when that doesn't work, doing the same thing with cyanide!
#78 - raideoactivepilot (8 hours ago) [-]
Its because he's rich.
#56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10 hours ago) [-]
A sadist
Or else he'd be the one getting the whip.
User avatar #21 - yunoknow (15 hours ago) [-]
It's all ok to them because a female created it. If a man wrote such things, he'll be killed on sight. That's how ridiculous feminism is.
#18 - theroflcer (16 hours ago) [-]
#94 - shaturnex (6 hours ago) [-]
I dont get this?
User avatar #98 - gruntmastr (5 hours ago) [-]
*cough* Syrup
#101 - shaturnex (5 hours ago) [-]
#19 - greenwithenvy (16 hours ago) [-]
Thanks, all the pharmacies nearby are closed.
#264 - "Dark Souls: Hope to Not Die Edition" 23 hours ago on 10 second game +5
#262 - You have perfect camera control at all times. 23 hours ago on 10 second game +3
#75 - "The Spire" that's the nobody symbol from Kingdom Hearts...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Dildos +3
#176 - officerbooty (10/18/2014) [-]
Nevermind, I see what you mean now. Never played Kingdom Hearts before. Haha, yeah, that is pretty close.
#173 - officerbooty (10/18/2014) [-]
It's also a word meaning a pointy structure on a building.
#25 - "Mom always said the rap game was like a box of chocolate… 10/16/2014 on Tom Hanks +2
#29 - I found the last line in Happy Birthday one works better if it… 10/16/2014 on Life Hacks Comp. 0
#12 - lol good point. I get them confused because they're both peopl… 10/16/2014 on Tom Hanks +4

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User avatar #31 - maela (07/09/2014) [-]
Are you a Tumblr supporter? What hath happened upon us dark and dreary souls?
#32 to #31 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
wut? where in all of my profile did you get that idea?
User avatar #33 to #32 - maela (07/09/2014) [-]
Was reading across your comments and saw something about getting reactions out of 4chan /b/ros lol.
#34 to #33 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
ohhhhh, yesterday I saw that user commenting in a thread about how he made a few 4chan threads trying to get them to start a war with FJ, and me being a mod that would result in dad freaking out and having us pull quadruple all-nighters to mitigate any damage. So when I saw content of a recent 4chan thread of someone trying to start a war, I summoned that user to see if he knew who did it, and then I joked with him about someone getting a reaction.
User avatar #35 to #34 - maela (07/09/2014) [-]
Ahhh ok. I was going to say, if some people on here are really trying to start a war, I'd straight up sit on the sidelines and just watch because 4chan goes all out like the 4th of july on a raid.
#36 to #35 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Let's just hope no one really considers it. The inflow of traffic would be good for Addy, but these would be proxied users who aren't voting and only spam multiple accounts of stuff that would get us kicked off whatever ad-service we have now. I have always wondered how sites like Tumblr manage to stay up with all the creepy **** that gets posted there.
User avatar #25 - SonicTeam (05/16/2014) [-]
That elsa pic was flaggable?
#26 to #25 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
I originally flagged it because our old rules were about "sexy" underwear in a suggestive position, but then I unflagged after half a minute going "meh, Frozens+sonicteam birthday"
#27 to #26 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
also I gave it the borderline flag so it would've only removed the picture momentarily, not destroyed thumb count or anything, but it being unflagged should of returned it to it's previous status
User avatar #28 to #27 - SonicTeam (05/17/2014) [-]
Thank you. I was close to trashing you for flagging it, but then I thought "maybe I crossed the line and he's just doing his job" and then you wrote "Sonicteam birthday" and that warmed my heart.
#29 to #28 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
yeah like a few months ago that's a line crossed, nowadays I think we're less rigid and trying to focus more on anon-spam and hardcore stuff.
User avatar #30 to #29 - SonicTeam (05/18/2014) [-]
Alright. B-)
User avatar #24 - tehbestever (01/11/2014) [-]

Ask and ask and ask until you have a fluent understanding of flagging and you should be fine

good luck

User avatar #23 - phanact (01/08/2014) [-]
Pm funnyjunk.com/user/tehbestever if you are level 250+ and want to be a mod, if you haven't already. This is just a generic post and is not specifically designed for you. Its for everyone who passed the mod test. Please don't reply to this. thanks.
#20 - teoberry (10/08/2013) [-]
>thumbing me down outside of our discussion   
Is the lil guy mad?
>thumbing me down outside of our discussion
Is the lil guy mad?
#21 to #20 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
nah, I was bored waiting for you to come up with a good response, that's how much time I had.
User avatar #22 to #21 - teoberry (10/09/2013) [-]
Sure there buddy. Stay mad.
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