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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/06/2013
Last Login:7/27/2016
Location:Las Vegas
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    DAS PAMPERS!!!!!!!! DAS PAMPERS!!!!!!!!
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#1182 - Age: 22 Sex: Trans-short shorts Location: climbing in … 03/11/2016 on Post your f%%%ing selfie! 0
#31 - I'm a janitor at unlv, and I've started seeing info posted aro…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/14/2016 on C whattamean? +3
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#48 - IHaveADHD (02/14/2016) [-]
My girlfriend wants me to use the pronoun "them/they" when referring to her (them?)
"but you are not multiple people" "no, like singular them/they" FUCKING WHAT?!
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#59 - huntergriff (02/14/2016) [-]
Leave her.
#49 - bval (02/14/2016) [-]
Leave her.
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#50 - IHaveADHD (02/14/2016) [-]
But her dad's a PhD for a big engineering firm and damn near dead so I'm not burning this bridge yet.
#52 - bval (02/14/2016) [-]
Stop kidding yourself. You're not going to get any money from this.

Trust me: you need to leave her for your own sake. If you don't, she'll be leaving you in a year or two. This gender bullshit is the canary in the coalmine. Soon enough, she will be disgusted by your independent opinions, will fall out of love with you, and will you leave you heartbroken.

I'm really sorry to break it to you, but you have already lost her. It is better to make a clean break now than to have it drawn out.
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#54 - IHaveADHD (02/14/2016) [-]
Im not attached to her, and its not the money but the house, right now I'm practically homeless And with his job, her dad travels alot for weeks at a time, allowing me to live over there while he's gone and dip out before he gets back.
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#57 - italianfrosttroll (02/14/2016) [-]
Lol I totally had it in my mind that you were some business grad, gargling the old man's nuts for a good position. Daughters deadbeat boyfriend is another rout some people choose though. Different strokes for different folks.
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#46 - austinrocket (02/14/2016) [-]
I would ask for attack helicopter personally...
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#38 - kjftiger (02/14/2016) [-]
Thank goodness they have not hit Old Dominion yet
#102 - Comment deleted 02/13/2016 on are you wearin yer dads... 0
#80 - Reminds me of this  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Bad design +21
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#120 - schwerdaddy (12/22/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure the solution is:
Imagine the sky
How is the sky
Touch the sky


It's still fucking dumb, even with that.
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#109 - acemrhawk (12/22/2015) [-]
7 vaganias
#107 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Imagine how is the sky? Imagine touch the sky.
#102 - mamenber (12/22/2015) [-]
Imagine how is touch the sky
Imagine how is the touch sky
Imagine how is the sky touch
Imagine how touch is the sky
Imagine how touch the sky is
What
#9 - Trailer park boys is my favorite show but my user name is base… 12/16/2015 on Tell me. +1
#52 - Yall ****** cant **** with my ****** homie 11/22/2015 on B T C 29: abbreviation edition +2
#11 - Watched this for the first time about a month ago with my wife…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2015 on Kung Fu Hustle +17
#16 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
look for The God of Cookery
Funniest shit ever, same actor
#90 - Ah thank you iamnotacleverman.jpg  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2015 on Adventures in Hell Pt. 3 +1
#121 - respawnhydra (10/29/2015) [-]
have this
#86 - I can't figure out what joke he was going to make when he say…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2015 on Adventures in Hell Pt. 3 0
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#88 - dancingdoggy (10/29/2015) [-]
Eyephone - iPhone
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#90 - greenspirit (10/29/2015) [-]
Ah thank you iamnotacleverman.jpg
#121 - respawnhydra (10/29/2015) [-]
have this
#16 - DLC included 09/25/2015 on Silly admin +4
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