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greenmurderer

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Date Signed Up:9/07/2011
Last Login:4/16/2015
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Comment Ranking:#19652
Highest Content Rank:#23102
Highest Comment Rank:#7620
Content Thumbs: 22 total,  31 ,  9
Comment Thumbs: 1419 total,  1501 ,  82
Content Level Progress: 44.06% (26/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 85% (85/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:246
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#19 - Well spotted. Also, amazing to see someone cares for …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on Jagar tharn and Jafar... +2
User avatar #21 - ariplayer (01/02/2013) [-]
thank you very much, and yes i think that jagar tharn was the best villain as well
#135 - Picture 12/25/2012 on Happy Birthday Jesus +2
#111 - ... on their way to slaughter house. (hey that kinda rhymes) 12/23/2012 on Well, That Was Unexpected +8
#32 - only Kim Jong Un's finest 12/22/2012 on Trolling Grandma +28
#238 - This is either fake or this bitch is troll ing. But … 12/22/2012 on Truth 0
#137 - Feminism. **** Yea.  [+] (16 new replies) 12/22/2012 on Truth 0
#191 - anonymous (12/22/2012) [-]
But wait, If she's against men then how would she get laid and even have a child?
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User avatar #238 - greenmurderer (12/22/2012) [-]
This is either fake or this bitch is trolling.

But quite honestly I can't tell, since I don't know her or anyone who does ..
User avatar #152 - heartlessrobot (12/22/2012) [-]
Actually, I'd rather have less sensitivity there, so I last longer during sex.
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User avatar #143 - therealjc (12/22/2012) [-]
Dumb bitch doesn't know that formula milk is just as good as breast milk and circumcision does fuck all to sensitivity.
User avatar #176 - jamesisawesome (12/22/2012) [-]
I'm Jewish, so I was circumcised when I was 13, and trust me, there's a difference.
User avatar #178 - therealjc (12/22/2012) [-]
I'm not Jewish, was circumcised at the age of 8 or something. (medical reasons)
I still have sensation and feels good.
You're probably doing it wrong.
User avatar #179 - jamesisawesome (12/22/2012) [-]
Unless you were jacking off at 8, I don't think you really know what you're talking about.
User avatar #188 - therealjc (12/22/2012) [-]
The comic was about having zero sensation.
I have plenty,
Therefore i know what I'm talking about, thanks.
User avatar #150 - lolfire (12/22/2012) [-]
Formula isn't as good as breast milk...
It's very close, but there is nothing on this planet that's as good as breast milk for babies.
User avatar #155 - therealjc (12/22/2012) [-]
What if the mother was a heroin addict?
User avatar #156 - lolfire (12/22/2012) [-]
I was taking it in the context of an average healthy mother.

Of course if the mother has addictions or diseases they shouldn't breast feed, but for the early stages of the babies life it should be given breast milk from another woman.
User avatar #142 - shaftyface (12/22/2012) [-]
That made me feel something deeper than rage or hate.
User avatar #139 - redeadhunter (12/22/2012) [-]
So much fucking rage right now. Please tell me that picture isn't real.
User avatar #148 - greatboobya (12/22/2012) [-]
It could bet that this was satire. In many african and some middle eastern countries baby girls are shunned and have their genitals mutilated in order to remove possibility of sexual pleasure, so they wouldn't cheat once they are married.

Or maybe she's just a dumb bitch.
#10 - Well, as long as people of my kind are out there you will NEV… 12/18/2012 on sandyravage's profile 0
#8 - Oh **** , I missed it. But I'm keeping my promise ..…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2012 on sandyravage's profile 0
User avatar #9 - sandyravage (12/18/2012) [-]
Oh wow man.
Wow.
I'm tearing up.
Only a few people told me happy birthday. I spent all of yesterday washing cars so I could get gas money to see my family in the south part of the state. I didn't really get enough, so I just stayed here. I bought myself a small cake and a pack of candles, and spent my birthday alone drinking.

Wow. Thank you so much. You have no idea.
#10 - greenmurderer (12/18/2012) [-]
Well, as long as people of my kind are out there you will NEVER be alone on your birthday :)
Enjoy the cake haha
#34 - Picture 12/18/2012 on Club Penguin +4
#50 - <----- Can relate 12/16/2012 on Barn +3
#1 - ... Sucks to be you. 12/13/2012 on ““““feels +2
#678 - Comment deleted 12/11/2012 on I quit 0
#313 - This is the single greatest .gif I have seen in quite a while … 12/07/2012 on Some facts 0
#11 - What exactly do you want to happen? 12/07/2012 on MFW I get bad grades. +16
#21 - Picture 12/03/2012 on its not a prank until... +3
#88 - Best news source available. 12/01/2012 on Harry Potter +9
#50 - sorry to hear, that sucks my great grandmother passed away… 12/01/2012 on A Reporter Asked The Couple... 0
#17 - Picture 11/22/2012 on Hipster Hobbits +2
#252 - how nice of you 11/20/2012 on Serial masturbator 0
#83 - plus an even bigger view at the window  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2012 on First World Hot Chick Problems +8
#90 - thenewgizmobox (11/20/2012) [-]
oh god yes!
#82 - Google to the rescue  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2012 on First World Hot Chick Problems +6
#83 - greenmurderer (11/20/2012) [-]
plus
an even bigger view at the window
#90 - thenewgizmobox (11/20/2012) [-]
oh god yes!
#619 - It had its sad moments but most of it was just glorious though…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2012 on Roses are red +2
#675 - ieatsand (11/30/2012) [-]
I cried so much in that one...
And I was a little disappointed that they never really said what happened to tk
#50 - Perhaps this gentleman can help? Although I'm not really s…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/11/2012 on The Bends +1
#97 - superassassin (11/12/2012) [-]
Ezio motherfucking Auditore da motherfucking Firenze would disarm that prick and shove his rifle into his bumhole before pulling the trigger.
#107 - gimmeredthumbs (11/12/2012) [-]
i dont understand why you got thumbed down for that. ezio is the hero. Thumbed you back up.
User avatar #114 - superassassin (11/12/2012) [-]
Thank you sir!


I think I got thumbed down because people thought I mixed Ezio with Altair. I was merely pointing out the fact that Ezio is awesome, not that he was the one in the picture.
User avatar #118 - gimmeredthumbs (11/12/2012) [-]
i understood that. both Altair and Ezio are awesome.
#121 - superassassin (11/12/2012) [-]
As a token of my appreciation for your understanding, I hereby grant you this awesome wallpaper of Ezio.
#135 - Rageguyftw (11/12/2012) [-]
I wanna join in this Awesome AC thread...Mother fucking Brutus Armour
#144 - superassassin (11/12/2012) [-]
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#69 - Haha, kann ich mir vorstellen. Wobei ich vllt. die Klappe halt…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2012 on THEY KNOW TOO MUCH 0
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#67 - Mag sein. Ich kenne bestimmten Ecken Deutschlands, wo das, was…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2012 on THEY KNOW TOO MUCH 0
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User avatar #69 - greenmurderer (11/11/2012) [-]
Haha, kann ich mir vorstellen. Wobei ich vllt. die Klappe halten sollte. Der Gegend aus der ich herkomme wird auch nicht unbedingt der wohl klingenste Dialekt nachgesagt .. Naja ich bin davon glaub ich aber zum Glück nicht so sehr betroffen :D
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