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#39 - Comment deleted 03/17/2013 on Meanwhile in NSFW 0
#45 - Yea, whatever 03/15/2013 on title 0
#10 - And he has worn the same outfit for over 50 years. His sty… 03/11/2013 on Phones +1
#427 - Best I could come up with.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2013 on Beautiful writing +1
#433 - squeemonster (02/28/2013) [-]
It's.. beautiful!
#117 - Oh god, that's just killing me. I mean ... I can't - I can't e… 02/24/2013 on Actors +1
#55 - You can't deny that it has a certain similarity .. 02/14/2013 on I understand androids logo... +6
#156 - Picture 02/13/2013 on Charlie Chaplin does not... +2
#35 - Unless he already did .. Don't underestimate his power. 02/12/2013 on So the pope resigned... +2
#17 - I sure liked that movie 02/08/2013 on When I bring shame upon the... 0
#23 - ******* spoilers in the title. 02/04/2013 on Its a monkey in a tux... 0
#161 - <---- can live up to 200 years **** you, sharks 01/31/2013 on Useless as shit Vol. 2 0
#141 - oh, that's clever 01/31/2013 on PNG vs. JPG 0
#275 - At the moment I'm pretty obsessed with Harad from the Third Ag… 01/31/2013 on total war gamers +2
#266 - Yea, it's Babarian Invasion, expansion for Rome:TW Here Ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on total war gamers +1
User avatar #369 - imabser (02/01/2013) [-]
now that I think about it they didnt have a pope.
#148 - We provide them the chance to surrive by turning them into food?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2013 on oh tumblr 0
User avatar #229 - desuforeverlulz (01/29/2013) [-]
Yes, the only goal of life is continuation of one's species and the betterment of one's ego. If we give a cow a specific amount of years to live until it has grown to full size and ensure its species is not endangered then that cow has fulfilled its life goals and killing it for food for those who provided for it is morally justified.
#130 - (works best for females on the internet) 01/06/2013 on LOTR pick-up lines. +9
#123 - makes you wonder ... 01/05/2013 on Problem solved 0
#67 - Comment deleted 01/02/2013 on Romantic 0
#19 - Well spotted. Also, amazing to see someone cares for …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on Jagar tharn and Jafar... +2
User avatar #21 - ariplayer (01/02/2013) [-]
thank you very much, and yes i think that jagar tharn was the best villain as well
#135 - Picture 12/25/2012 on Happy Birthday Jesus +2
#111 - ... on their way to slaughter house. (hey that kinda rhymes) 12/23/2012 on Well, That Was Unexpected +8
#32 - only Kim Jong Un's finest 12/22/2012 on Trolling Grandma +28
#238 - This is either fake or this bitch is troll ing. But … 12/22/2012 on Truth 0
#137 - Feminism. **** Yea.  [+] (16 new replies) 12/22/2012 on Truth 0
#191 - CIS White Male (12/22/2012) [-]
But wait, If she's against men then how would she get laid and even have a child?
#160 - russianbro has deleted their comment.
User avatar #238 - greenmurderer (12/22/2012) [-]
This is either fake or this bitch is trolling.

But quite honestly I can't tell, since I don't know her or anyone who does ..
User avatar #152 - heartlessrobot (12/22/2012) [-]
Actually, I'd rather have less sensitivity there, so I last longer during sex.
#147 - SHONALEIGHPOPE has deleted their comment.
User avatar #143 - therealjc (12/22/2012) [-]
Dumb bitch doesn't know that formula milk is just as good as breast milk and circumcision does fuck all to sensitivity.
User avatar #176 - jamesisawesome (12/22/2012) [-]
I'm Jewish, so I was circumcised when I was 13, and trust me, there's a difference.
User avatar #178 - therealjc (12/22/2012) [-]
I'm not Jewish, was circumcised at the age of 8 or something. (medical reasons)
I still have sensation and feels good.
You're probably doing it wrong.
User avatar #179 - jamesisawesome (12/22/2012) [-]
Unless you were jacking off at 8, I don't think you really know what you're talking about.
User avatar #188 - therealjc (12/22/2012) [-]
The comic was about having zero sensation.
I have plenty,
Therefore i know what I'm talking about, thanks.
User avatar #150 - lolfire (12/22/2012) [-]
Formula isn't as good as breast milk...
It's very close, but there is nothing on this planet that's as good as breast milk for babies.
User avatar #155 - therealjc (12/22/2012) [-]
What if the mother was a heroin addict?
User avatar #156 - lolfire (12/22/2012) [-]
I was taking it in the context of an average healthy mother.

Of course if the mother has addictions or diseases they shouldn't breast feed, but for the early stages of the babies life it should be given breast milk from another woman.
User avatar #142 - shaftyface (12/22/2012) [-]
That made me feel something deeper than rage or hate.
User avatar #139 - redeadhunter (12/22/2012) [-]
So much fucking rage right now. Please tell me that picture isn't real.
User avatar #148 - greatboobya (12/22/2012) [-]
It could bet that this was satire. In many african and some middle eastern countries baby girls are shunned and have their genitals mutilated in order to remove possibility of sexual pleasure, so they wouldn't cheat once they are married.

Or maybe she's just a dumb bitch.
#10 - Well, as long as people of my kind are out there you will NEV… 12/18/2012 on sandyravage's profile 0
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