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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#819 - yes please 11/30/2015 on FJ Demographics 0
#55 - well just go and do this instead volunteer working aw… 11/18/2015 on (untitled) +1
#99 - I'm very glad to hear it Yes she's fine physically thank y…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2015 on Terrorists attack Paris again +1
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#100 - enragedonion (11/14/2015) [-]
Great!
#54 - enragedonion Could you update us when you find out if you…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2015 on Terrorists attack Paris again +1
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#60 - enragedonion (11/14/2015) [-]
Thank you so much!
Yes, almost everyone in my family is unscattered, my friends are fine too.
I hope that your friend is unarmed
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#99 - greatsofa (11/14/2015) [-]
I'm very glad to hear it Yes she's fine physically thank you, just very shaken obviously!
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#100 - enragedonion (11/14/2015) [-]
Great!
#86 - **greatsofa used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **greatsofa roll… 11/06/2015 on Has IFWA gone crazy? 0
#198 - **greatsofa used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **greatsofa roll… 11/06/2015 on Jesus christ, so much free... 0
#53 - Oh you really should read the whole thing when you get a chanc…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2015 on Piss your pants #6 +5
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#294 - jibb (10/10/2015) [-]
It's now 2 AM, I started reading it excacly at 12 AM.

The first three parts were so spoopy I have nothing to compare it to.

Hope I can catch some sleep npw, before I have to get up at 6
#32 - Ahh, I see. Sorry for not giving you anything new then! I was …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2015 on Piss your pants #6 +2
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#34 - diobrandolover (10/08/2015) [-]
Hey at least you tried.
#28 - just did a quick search to find this, listened to th…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/08/2015 on Piss your pants #6 +1
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#31 - diobrandolover (10/08/2015) [-]
I actually listened to that, but I didn't like it before. Most of the ones I heard were pretty amatureish including this, so I wished that there would be a video besides that.
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#32 - greatsofa (10/08/2015) [-]
Ahh, I see. Sorry for not giving you anything new then! I was sort of thinking of making one myself to be honest, I love the story so much. Not to mention the sound of my own voice, haha!
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#34 - diobrandolover (10/08/2015) [-]
Hey at least you tried.
#12 - Ted the caver is legit one of the best creepypastas I've ever …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/08/2015 on Piss your pants #6 +1
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#43 - soldiertwo (10/08/2015) [-]
tl;dr?
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#53 - greatsofa (10/08/2015) [-]
Oh you really should read the whole thing when you get a chance, but it is a bit of a slog, I think it took me maybe an hour or two to read? I was reading quite slowly to get immersed but still. The whole point is how long the tension takes to build up.

tl;dr is two blokes go into a cave, dig too deep dun dun duuunnnn spoopy things happen

read it!
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#294 - jibb (10/10/2015) [-]
It's now 2 AM, I started reading it excacly at 12 AM.

The first three parts were so spoopy I have nothing to compare it to.

Hope I can catch some sleep npw, before I have to get up at 6

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User avatar #44 - reichmaster (02/27/2015) [+] (4 children)
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You're ****** ugly yo
User avatar #114 - suckittrebek (11/08/2015) [-]
Who are you again? :/
#111 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
The comments on your account range from incredibly disturbing and creepy, to horrible insults, it's a ******* nuthouse
User avatar #113 to #111 - greatsofa (09/29/2015) [-]
Yes, but it's my ******* nuthouse <3
User avatar #110 - kwanzalord (08/03/2015) [-]
HOLY **** WHAT ******* HAPPENED TO THIS PROFILE MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSS
#108 - tastymelon (07/14/2015) [-]
Hey I noticed you have pretty decent comments, did you ever think of producing content?
User avatar #109 to #108 - greatsofa (07/14/2015) [-]
That is the most random thing ever haha! What on earth would I make content on? But cheers sweetie!
User avatar #100 - MrJakkadakka (03/18/2015) [-]
I'm gonna need to get some references so I can sculpt a life size version of you. Maybe you and Catpower can sort something out.
#101 to #100 - greatsofa (03/18/2015) [-]
Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. Wearing this... Wearing only this.
User avatar #102 to #101 - MrJakkadakka (03/18/2015) [-]
How about I **** you like one of my french girls.
User avatar #103 to #102 - greatsofa (03/18/2015) [-]
you are aware other people can read that aren't you
User avatar #104 to #103 - MrJakkadakka (03/19/2015) [-]
Of course.
User avatar #106 to #105 - MrJakkadakka (03/19/2015) [-]
Oh, maybe I should attach a video in my next comment? I wonder what gems I could find....?
User avatar #94 - shadowrated (03/15/2015) [-]
hi pumpkin :D
User avatar #95 to #94 - greatsofa (03/15/2015) [-]
Whats up sweet cheeks
User avatar #96 to #95 - shadowrated (03/15/2015) [-]
i love that name
User avatar #97 to #96 - greatsofa (03/15/2015) [-]
I'm so very glad pudding pie
User avatar #98 to #97 - shadowrated (03/15/2015) [-]
thanks for accepting the friend request btw
User avatar #99 to #98 - greatsofa (03/15/2015) [-]
Did you request me or did I request you? Either way you're welcome
#85 - kezzapaco (03/05/2015) [-]
You look a lot like my ex, now I sad
User avatar #86 to #85 - greatsofa (03/06/2015) [-]
Maybe I am your ex
#87 to #86 - kezzapaco (03/07/2015) [-]
**** , you could be..but do you know my secret?
User avatar #88 to #87 - greatsofa (03/07/2015) [-]
I might do
#89 to #88 - kezzapaco (03/07/2015) [-]
Go on then, take your best guess
User avatar #90 to #89 - greatsofa (03/07/2015) [-]
You enjoy ballet, but your widowed father forced you to learn boxing. You secretly attended ballet classes, but missed an important audition because your older delinquent brother got arrested.
#91 to #90 - kezzapaco (03/07/2015) [-]
That used to be a secret of mine, until my father caught me dancing and realised I have a gift, now you can find me as the lead performance mainly in swan lake, all because I got to attend ballet school, nice try bro
User avatar #92 to #91 - greatsofa (03/07/2015) [-]
Is your name Billy Elliot?
#93 to #92 - kezzapaco (03/07/2015) [-]
Man, you must be really good at guessing
#83 - anon (03/03/2015) [-]
Oh my god, i don't know if you remember me, oh who am i kidding of course you don't. But now that you're famous i was wondering if you had time for a quick autograph? It would make this life worth living again. Here's a 100 percent real photo of me from the other day, maybe it will refresh your memory.
User avatar #84 to #83 - greatsofa (03/03/2015) [-]
Why Mr Grey you flatter me
User avatar #75 - serlucane ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
hey bby, let me paint you like one of my french girls.
User avatar #77 to #75 - catpower (02/28/2015) [-]
i support this
#74 - ilovegreatsofa (02/28/2015) [-]
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, PLEASE DANCE FOR ME
#72 - greatsofasboyfrien (02/28/2015) [-]
hey there babe
#82 to #72 - mvtjets (02/28/2015) [-]
>ilovegreatsofa
>greatsofasboyfrien
User avatar #70 - dancininseptember (02/28/2015) [-]
let me just say, you're really really sexy
i would love to get to know you a lot more
how about we video chat sometime?
User avatar #71 to #70 - catpower (02/28/2015) [-]
are you cheating on me
User avatar #73 to #71 - dancininseptember (02/28/2015) [-]
n-no <3 <3 <3 <3
User avatar #76 to #73 - catpower (02/28/2015) [-]
its over
User avatar #78 to #76 - dancininseptember (02/28/2015) [-]
get out of my skype
User avatar #79 to #78 - catpower (02/28/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but it's really over
User avatar #68 - catpower (02/28/2015) [-]
LOL at the users here omgggggggggggg

ily tho, ur dance was gr8
User avatar #55 - pokefag (02/28/2015) [-]
Oh my god, its so ******* pink.
User avatar #54 - shadowrated (02/28/2015) [-]
you're all kinds of sexy
#56 to #54 - greatsofa (02/28/2015) [-]
Oh gosh you made my champagne explode
Oh gosh you made my champagne explode
User avatar #57 to #56 - shadowrated (02/28/2015) [-]
you have beautiful breasts
#81 to #57 - mvtjets (02/28/2015) [-]
Dat cringe
User avatar #59 to #57 - adoptedchicken (02/28/2015) [-]
Aww dude... C'mon that's creepy.

Btw, nice moves on the vid, sofa.
User avatar #61 to #59 - shadowrated (02/28/2015) [-]
just being honest, i hope im not insulting in any way
User avatar #58 to #57 - greatsofa (02/28/2015) [-]
They're actually lopsided, one hangs down below my knee and I have to wind it up like a fruit roll up to fit it in a bra

but if that's what you're into, thanks bby
User avatar #60 to #58 - shadowrated (02/28/2015) [-]
doesn't seem lopsided to me, it just seems like you have an hourglass figure
User avatar #63 to #60 - greatsofa (02/28/2015) [-]
I honestly have no idea how to respond, so thank you!
User avatar #64 to #63 - shadowrated (02/28/2015) [-]
thats okay pumpkin. do you like pleasing someone you care about with or without protection?
#65 to #64 - greatsofa (02/28/2015) [-]
Come on now
Come on now
User avatar #66 to #65 - shadowrated (02/28/2015) [-]
i eat ass
#40 - bionicpanda (02/27/2015) [-]
hello

i drew you a picture

pls respond
User avatar #43 to #40 - reichmaster (02/27/2015) [-]
>autism
User avatar #45 to #43 - bionicpanda (02/27/2015) [-]
will u be my gf
User avatar #41 to #40 - greatsofa (02/27/2015) [-]
Oh that's a lovely picture! Thank you very much dear!
User avatar #42 to #41 - bionicpanda (02/27/2015) [-]
marry me
#36 - strychnine (02/27/2015) [-]
* You have been removed from greatsofa's friends *
* You have been removed from greatsofa's friends *
User avatar #37 to #36 - greatsofa (02/27/2015) [-]
I had a bunch of friend requests I had from last year I never got round to so I deleted them! Who are you dear?
#38 to #37 - strychnine (02/27/2015) [-]
lol i have no clue, i probably sent you the friend request a long time ago
lol i have no clue, i probably sent you the friend request a long time ago
User avatar #39 to #38 - greatsofa (02/27/2015) [-]
Well there we go, we're friends now, all fixed!
#46 to #39 - strychnine (02/27/2015) [-]
Alrighty! weeee..
Alrighty! weeee..
#35 - mvtjets (02/27/2015) [-]
y-you too
#49 to #48 - mvtjets (02/28/2015) [-]
l-love you too haha
User avatar #32 - include (02/27/2015) [-]
Sweet moves brah
User avatar #33 to #32 - greatsofa (02/27/2015) [-]
**** thanks man!
User avatar #34 to #33 - include (02/27/2015) [-]
You're welcome
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