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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: xbox, pc
Video Games Played: cod halo minecraft and such
X-box Gamertag: metalstorm128
Interests: tennis
Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
Last Login:6/04/2014
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sometimes when imm really bored i watch tv then go on funnyjunk. life is good!

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#19 - k 11/29/2012 on Plenty of More Fish +3
#99 - >implying circumcision means you can not have an orgasm. 11/28/2012 on You rage you lose 0
#41 - rape!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Alpha as fuck! +21
#125 - amoussa (11/29/2012) [-]
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she looks almost like the female version of Sheldon. Some what of an irritable, irrational figure who you just want to punch in the face just the same.
User avatar #46 - badasstoaster (11/28/2012) [-]
Her neck...
#79 - oh that is relieving news actually. are you a military man? i … 11/28/2012 on Cyber Monday 0
#112 - Comment deleted 11/28/2012 on Awesome roll 0
#52 - wow. from the trailers i have just looked up on youtube it loo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Cyber Monday 0
User avatar #78 - zombieginger (11/28/2012) [-]
It's soooo overrated. They're not allowed to touch you.
User avatar #79 - gravitysandwich (11/28/2012) [-]
oh that is relieving news actually. are you a military man? i am considering joining the air force after college and would love to hear more about the boot camp experience.
#45 - what was that originally from?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Cyber Monday +1
User avatar #49 - precision (11/28/2012) [-]
Full Metal Jacket.
User avatar #52 - gravitysandwich (11/28/2012) [-]
wow. from the trailers i have just looked up on youtube it looks like a pretty intense movie. was this based off a true mans story or just hollywood painting an overreacted picture?
User avatar #78 - zombieginger (11/28/2012) [-]
It's soooo overrated. They're not allowed to touch you.
User avatar #79 - gravitysandwich (11/28/2012) [-]
oh that is relieving news actually. are you a military man? i am considering joining the air force after college and would love to hear more about the boot camp experience.
#191 - no, what made those scars was you. you cut yourself because o… 11/27/2012 on It's funny cause s/he is fat +3
#156 - the people of the world were created to love one another and l… 11/27/2012 on Good Guy Chaplin +3
#149 - what now. 11/27/2012 on Google Yourself +1
#30 - also everything you have done in your life has lead up to you … 11/25/2012 on keep this in the back of... 0
#269 - meanwhile in africa. 11/24/2012 on Read Description +6
#280 - you are cancer 11/23/2012 on Do It Now. 0
#179 - i was laughing my ass of to this and then my parents came and …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2012 on Do It Now. 0
#232 - mr skeltal (11/23/2012) [-]
le what has le internet le done to me
User avatar #280 - gravitysandwich (11/23/2012) [-]
you are cancer
#130 - i wanna see drake bell and josh peck do a drake and josh reuni…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2012 on Feels.... ;-; +1
User avatar #143 - ihaveakeyboard (11/23/2012) [-]
the end there sounded like you were imagining the porno version
#63 - haha why did the bear wave at the guy? 11/19/2012 on LOL This bear 0
#14 - Picture 11/19/2012 on faggot detector +17
#149 - this is kind of obvious. nobody wants to be associated with a … 11/12/2012 on Mitt Romney +1
#156 - OMG. listen to the video with your eyes closed wtf! 11/11/2012 on Gak is Back motherfucker +1
#261 - Picture 11/11/2012 on cut myself +1
#14 - **gravitysandwich rolled a random image posted in comment #1…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2012 on running away +4
User avatar #15 - maskedhippo (11/08/2012) [-]
coolest note ever
#19 - idk man i realized my math was ****** up. make it…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Raping Clown 0
User avatar #20 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
Assuming we're using American

Dick Size = (Shoe Size x (Ride Height/2)) / (Expense/10000)
So: D=(SxH)/(E/10000)

D=(14x(4/2)) / (450000/10000)
D=(14x2) / 4.5
D= 28/4.5
D= 6.2inches
User avatar #21 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
All people who do not own cars should find the mean expense of all cars in your country.
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Raping Clown 0
User avatar #16 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
Perhaps the original hypothesis is incorrect? We should make it proportional to a foot size/car expense ratio. I mean I could own an old limo, lower the ride height and then say I have a huge dick. Of course it would hit the ground everytime I went over a bump. Also expensive cars are immediately lower to the ground,
User avatar #19 - gravitysandwich (11/06/2012) [-]
idk man i realized my math was fucked up. make it based off of how many inches the frame of the car is away from the tire. so 14/0=*undefined* basically no car you must assume you have a vagina. if it is 4 inches away with size 7 shoes then 7/4=1.75inches. 16/2= 8inches. so let s be shoe size, x be car frame from wheel, and d be dick size. then the actual equation would be D=S/X
User avatar #20 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
Assuming we're using American

Dick Size = (Shoe Size x (Ride Height/2)) / (Expense/10000)
So: D=(SxH)/(E/10000)

D=(14x(4/2)) / (450000/10000)
D=(14x2) / 4.5
D= 28/4.5
D= 6.2inches
User avatar #21 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
All people who do not own cars should find the mean expense of all cars in your country.
#1 - small feet= small dick big feet = big dick huge ass cl…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Raping Clown +172
User avatar #52 - shitshitshit (11/06/2012) [-]
mother fuckers have anacondas in their trousers man
#45 - flooperish (11/06/2012) [-]
#32 - firesky (11/06/2012) [-]
I have small feet and a small car
#31 - huszti (11/06/2012) [-]
thats my car. do i have a huge penis now?
#30 - hellbomber (11/06/2012) [-]
I want to thumb but I also want to leave the number as is...
#9 - mcsawyerb (11/06/2012) [-]
what about big feet and no car?
User avatar #25 - chaosnazo (11/06/2012) [-]
Then the car is microscopical.

Oh fuck.
User avatar #8 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
There must be some sort of mathematical graph or formula to work this out

I wear size 14 shoe and have no car so what does that make me?
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User avatar #16 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
Perhaps the original hypothesis is incorrect? We should make it proportional to a foot size/car expense ratio. I mean I could own an old limo, lower the ride height and then say I have a huge dick. Of course it would hit the ground everytime I went over a bump. Also expensive cars are immediately lower to the ground,
User avatar #19 - gravitysandwich (11/06/2012) [-]
idk man i realized my math was fucked up. make it based off of how many inches the frame of the car is away from the tire. so 14/0=*undefined* basically no car you must assume you have a vagina. if it is 4 inches away with size 7 shoes then 7/4=1.75inches. 16/2= 8inches. so let s be shoe size, x be car frame from wheel, and d be dick size. then the actual equation would be D=S/X
User avatar #20 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
Assuming we're using American

Dick Size = (Shoe Size x (Ride Height/2)) / (Expense/10000)
So: D=(SxH)/(E/10000)

D=(14x(4/2)) / (450000/10000)
D=(14x2) / 4.5
D= 28/4.5
D= 6.2inches
User avatar #21 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
All people who do not own cars should find the mean expense of all cars in your country.
User avatar #11 - jeroylenkins (11/06/2012) [-]
You know how big your cock is.
User avatar #12 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
But going on the basis of this assumption what would it be?
User avatar #13 - jeroylenkins (11/06/2012) [-]
big shoe=big dick
no car=no dick?
So you have half of a penis.
#3 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/06/2012) [-]
#15 - "yes the best way for kids to be safe out there is in my … 11/05/2012 on Seems Legit. 0
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#1 - redwolfradolf (07/15/2012) [-]
Comment virgin?

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