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#184 - No I would say only about 10-20%. And no matter what if someon…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Irony. -1
User avatar #194 - thelugia (06/17/2012) [-]
You would say? As in those are numbers you guessed and still got pissed at me for "throwing out random statistics"? What do you mean you bet they pray? I'm using and you are using gut hunches to support your answer.
User avatar #197 - gramernazi (06/17/2012) [-]
I'm saying I would think it would be. I'm not calling it a fact. And by people praying I mean wouldn't you look to some higher power if your families lives were in stake?
User avatar #201 - thelugia (06/17/2012) [-]
No I would stop wasting my time talking to myself and talk to doctors.
User avatar #227 - gramernazi (06/17/2012) [-]
Well, I mean, you never know man. Sometimes just having faith helps people through. I don't see what's so wrong with religion. It gives people hope. If there was no religion suicide rates, crime rates and murder rates would go up.
User avatar #231 - thelugia (06/17/2012) [-]
You also understand that most people who are in jail are christian correct?
User avatar #419 - gramernazi (06/18/2012) [-]
First of all, did you thumb down all my comments? That's stupid dude. Second of all, most have given up on faith. And also what the fuck does that have to do with anything? I'm saying if I wasn't Christian I'd kill lots of people because I wouldn't believe in an afterlife.
User avatar #424 - thelugia (06/18/2012) [-]
1. No there must people who can see how stupid you look
2. No most are fully practicing.
3. Are you saying the ONLY reason you dont go around killing people is because you are afraid you will be punished?
User avatar #425 - gramernazi (06/18/2012) [-]
It's just kinda weird because I don't think people would scroll that far down to thumb down the last one that was thumbed down. Isn't everyone afraid to be punished? Are you saying if there were no consequences, you wouldn't kill at least one person. I mean, I know I could get away with murder except I just don't want a fucked afterlife.
User avatar #426 - thelugia (06/18/2012) [-]
Yes I am saying that I would not kill someone if I could get away with it, because I would have to live the rest of my life knowing that I murdered someone.

"I know I could get away with murder except I just don't want a fucked afterlife."
You sound like a psychopath.
User avatar #427 - gramernazi (06/18/2012) [-]
Bull shit. Everyone would kill one person, may it be a bully, a coworker, a boss or an ex. How do I sound like psychopath? Some people don't deserve to live.
User avatar #428 - thelugia (06/18/2012) [-]
Quite frankly I dont even now where to begin with that comment.
User avatar #429 - gramernazi (06/18/2012) [-]
Yeah. I don't blame you... well this kinda steered off from the subject of unproven statistics.
#182 - What are you talking about? Sure sometimes Irony is funny but …  [+] (19 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Irony. -3
User avatar #188 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/17/2012) [-]
Ah, the spoken with the conviction of the truly religious, and who are you to judge which post deserves what? I bet it pisses you off that your vote is worth just as much as everyone else's.
User avatar #192 - gramernazi (06/17/2012) [-]
No it doesn't piss me off that my vote is worth as much as everyone else. It pisses me off that everyone else is stupid enough to vote atheism shit up. And what did I say about being truly religious? All I said is atheism isn't funny.
User avatar #195 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/17/2012) [-]
Yet you think your judgement is better than all others'. If that isn't a religious trait, then what is?
User avatar #421 - gramernazi (06/18/2012) [-]
Oh and by the way everyone has that trait. Everyone thinks what they say is right. If it wasn't, then why would they take the time to state an opinion?
User avatar #200 - gramernazi (06/17/2012) [-]
Actually if you look at the people who care enough to comment on here it's mostly people saying this isn't funny. And I'm saying just because you have a belief it isn't necessarily "funny."
User avatar #247 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/17/2012) [-]
No, we're not talking about others, we're talking about you. I appreciate you keeping a cool head, but unless you want to suggest that everyone who doesn't comment is just a drone voting it up "cuz huurrr atheism is so funny, gooby pls", you really shouldn't go there.

Besides, I did NOT vote on your comments right here, so there are others who think you are wrong. Does that make me right? No.

So how about this: explain to me why this isn't funny.

I think it is funny, because if god gave us the ability to think and rationalize, then he handed us to tools which HAVE TO kill him. (Assuming that like in the legend of Merlin, faith in a god sustains it's life. I think it's a nice touch here.)
User avatar #422 - gramernazi (06/18/2012) [-]
Oh shit, I forgot to ask. Is your name a refrence to Fallout in anyway or am I mistaken?
User avatar #436 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/18/2012) [-]
Not fallout, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. And Smiling Jack was taken, so I added my old nickname "Smyth" to the end
User avatar #444 - gramernazi (06/19/2012) [-]
Is that game any good? I just got done beating everything in Fallout so I need a new PC game.
User avatar #445 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/19/2012) [-]
The game is fucking-A-awesome. Go bang your head against the wall for not playing it 999999 times already.
User avatar #447 - gramernazi (06/20/2012) [-]
Is it an RPG or are there missions or what?
User avatar #449 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/20/2012) [-]
it's an RPG. It's done right. And you're a vampire. Go download it. NOW.
User avatar #450 - gramernazi (06/20/2012) [-]
Have you played Fallout 3? Is it kinda like that? Or is it more like Dark Souls or something? I like RPGs because they're not just like "shoot this guy or the mission fails." That's why Call of Duty doesn't really excite me.
User avatar #451 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/20/2012) [-]
Dude, google it. Vampire the masquerade:Bloodlines.
User avatar #420 - gramernazi (06/18/2012) [-]
I'm just saying if people aren't taking the time to comment, then they probably just saw it was atheism and clicked thumb up. Yeah I know people don't like my views but I think funnyjunk is on a decline. With all the phases it's going through, atheism is just adding on to it. I'm not sure if you meant 2 tools, could you please clarify that? And btw I appreciate that you're actually being intelligent. The last time I made a comment about religion, all the people said was "Lol christfag u so stupid u believe in God."
User avatar #437 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/18/2012) [-]
By tools I meant like this:

Gods need our faith to sustain their existence. If they gave us the means to question their existence, and left no evidence whatsoever to confirm their existence, then it was a suicidal move.
User avatar #443 - gramernazi (06/19/2012) [-]
Well kind of. I mean, I know quoting the bible is kind of stupid if it's a religious bible, it says that God gave us minds because he didn't want just robots. Maybe we're just on this planet for entertainment.
User avatar #446 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/19/2012) [-]
And isn't that thought ridiculous?

Also, are there any non-religious bibles?
User avatar #448 - gramernazi (06/20/2012) [-]
I'm sorry I meant if it's a religious battle. Sorry. I did not know what happened there.
#178 - No, actually most aren't. Don't go throwing random statistics …  [+] (14 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Irony. 0
User avatar #183 - thelugia (06/17/2012) [-]
I would put 60%-93% under most.
User avatar #184 - gramernazi (06/17/2012) [-]
No I would say only about 10-20%. And no matter what if someone has a job like a doctor where it's life and death for their patients, I bet most pray.
User avatar #194 - thelugia (06/17/2012) [-]
You would say? As in those are numbers you guessed and still got pissed at me for "throwing out random statistics"? What do you mean you bet they pray? I'm using and you are using gut hunches to support your answer.
User avatar #197 - gramernazi (06/17/2012) [-]
I'm saying I would think it would be. I'm not calling it a fact. And by people praying I mean wouldn't you look to some higher power if your families lives were in stake?
User avatar #201 - thelugia (06/17/2012) [-]
No I would stop wasting my time talking to myself and talk to doctors.
User avatar #227 - gramernazi (06/17/2012) [-]
Well, I mean, you never know man. Sometimes just having faith helps people through. I don't see what's so wrong with religion. It gives people hope. If there was no religion suicide rates, crime rates and murder rates would go up.
User avatar #231 - thelugia (06/17/2012) [-]
You also understand that most people who are in jail are christian correct?
User avatar #419 - gramernazi (06/18/2012) [-]
First of all, did you thumb down all my comments? That's stupid dude. Second of all, most have given up on faith. And also what the fuck does that have to do with anything? I'm saying if I wasn't Christian I'd kill lots of people because I wouldn't believe in an afterlife.
User avatar #424 - thelugia (06/18/2012) [-]
1. No there must people who can see how stupid you look
2. No most are fully practicing.
3. Are you saying the ONLY reason you dont go around killing people is because you are afraid you will be punished?
User avatar #425 - gramernazi (06/18/2012) [-]
It's just kinda weird because I don't think people would scroll that far down to thumb down the last one that was thumbed down. Isn't everyone afraid to be punished? Are you saying if there were no consequences, you wouldn't kill at least one person. I mean, I know I could get away with murder except I just don't want a fucked afterlife.
User avatar #426 - thelugia (06/18/2012) [-]
Yes I am saying that I would not kill someone if I could get away with it, because I would have to live the rest of my life knowing that I murdered someone.

"I know I could get away with murder except I just don't want a fucked afterlife."
You sound like a psychopath.
User avatar #427 - gramernazi (06/18/2012) [-]
Bull shit. Everyone would kill one person, may it be a bully, a coworker, a boss or an ex. How do I sound like psychopath? Some people don't deserve to live.
User avatar #428 - thelugia (06/18/2012) [-]
Quite frankly I dont even now where to begin with that comment.
User avatar #429 - gramernazi (06/18/2012) [-]
Yeah. I don't blame you... well this kinda steered off from the subject of unproven statistics.
#173 - Silver. You know the type you keep in a kitchen drawer and use… 06/17/2012 on Irony. +2
#166 - They told me to use the account funnyjunk gave me. I made…  [+] (21 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Irony. -3
User avatar #180 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/17/2012) [-]
Is the irony of this really wasted on you?
User avatar #182 - gramernazi (06/17/2012) [-]
What are you talking about? Sure sometimes Irony is funny but not all the time. It doesn't deserve front page.
User avatar #188 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/17/2012) [-]
Ah, the spoken with the conviction of the truly religious, and who are you to judge which post deserves what? I bet it pisses you off that your vote is worth just as much as everyone else's.
User avatar #192 - gramernazi (06/17/2012) [-]
No it doesn't piss me off that my vote is worth as much as everyone else. It pisses me off that everyone else is stupid enough to vote atheism shit up. And what did I say about being truly religious? All I said is atheism isn't funny.
User avatar #195 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/17/2012) [-]
Yet you think your judgement is better than all others'. If that isn't a religious trait, then what is?
User avatar #421 - gramernazi (06/18/2012) [-]
Oh and by the way everyone has that trait. Everyone thinks what they say is right. If it wasn't, then why would they take the time to state an opinion?
User avatar #200 - gramernazi (06/17/2012) [-]
Actually if you look at the people who care enough to comment on here it's mostly people saying this isn't funny. And I'm saying just because you have a belief it isn't necessarily "funny."
User avatar #247 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/17/2012) [-]
No, we're not talking about others, we're talking about you. I appreciate you keeping a cool head, but unless you want to suggest that everyone who doesn't comment is just a drone voting it up "cuz huurrr atheism is so funny, gooby pls", you really shouldn't go there.

Besides, I did NOT vote on your comments right here, so there are others who think you are wrong. Does that make me right? No.

So how about this: explain to me why this isn't funny.

I think it is funny, because if god gave us the ability to think and rationalize, then he handed us to tools which HAVE TO kill him. (Assuming that like in the legend of Merlin, faith in a god sustains it's life. I think it's a nice touch here.)
User avatar #422 - gramernazi (06/18/2012) [-]
Oh shit, I forgot to ask. Is your name a refrence to Fallout in anyway or am I mistaken?
User avatar #436 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/18/2012) [-]
Not fallout, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. And Smiling Jack was taken, so I added my old nickname "Smyth" to the end
User avatar #444 - gramernazi (06/19/2012) [-]
Is that game any good? I just got done beating everything in Fallout so I need a new PC game.
User avatar #445 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/19/2012) [-]
The game is fucking-A-awesome. Go bang your head against the wall for not playing it 999999 times already.
User avatar #447 - gramernazi (06/20/2012) [-]
Is it an RPG or are there missions or what?
User avatar #449 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/20/2012) [-]
it's an RPG. It's done right. And you're a vampire. Go download it. NOW.
User avatar #450 - gramernazi (06/20/2012) [-]
Have you played Fallout 3? Is it kinda like that? Or is it more like Dark Souls or something? I like RPGs because they're not just like "shoot this guy or the mission fails." That's why Call of Duty doesn't really excite me.
User avatar #451 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/20/2012) [-]
Dude, google it. Vampire the masquerade:Bloodlines.
User avatar #420 - gramernazi (06/18/2012) [-]
I'm just saying if people aren't taking the time to comment, then they probably just saw it was atheism and clicked thumb up. Yeah I know people don't like my views but I think funnyjunk is on a decline. With all the phases it's going through, atheism is just adding on to it. I'm not sure if you meant 2 tools, could you please clarify that? And btw I appreciate that you're actually being intelligent. The last time I made a comment about religion, all the people said was "Lol christfag u so stupid u believe in God."
User avatar #437 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/18/2012) [-]
By tools I meant like this:

Gods need our faith to sustain their existence. If they gave us the means to question their existence, and left no evidence whatsoever to confirm their existence, then it was a suicidal move.
User avatar #443 - gramernazi (06/19/2012) [-]
Well kind of. I mean, I know quoting the bible is kind of stupid if it's a religious bible, it says that God gave us minds because he didn't want just robots. Maybe we're just on this planet for entertainment.
User avatar #446 - SmilingJackSmyth (06/19/2012) [-]
And isn't that thought ridiculous?

Also, are there any non-religious bibles?
User avatar #448 - gramernazi (06/20/2012) [-]
I'm sorry I meant if it's a religious battle. Sorry. I did not know what happened there.
#68 - Him?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2012 on recognize her? +14
User avatar #163 - maracas (06/17/2012) [-]
Where is that pic from?
User avatar #221 - tumor (06/17/2012) [-]
Insidious
#247 - maracas (06/17/2012) [-]
Thanks dude
User avatar #82 - roytmustang (06/17/2012) [-]
That was cool until it turns out he's just a black skinny demon thing that rubs lipstick on his face....
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#199 - cantxcxstraight (06/17/2012) [-]
I agree with everything you just said...
#195 - anonymous (06/17/2012) [-]
Some people just say they like bands because everyone else does, and don't really hold a strong opinion on any music, you are not one of these people, be proud.
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**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #141 at sad but true **
#11 - Play Fallout 3. 06/15/2012 on Skip now if you arent a... -3
#320 - One time I did the castle thing before I read this. I was day … 06/14/2012 on creepy myths 7 (rp) 0
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#144 - lordketchup (06/14/2012) [-]
yeah, i was gonna post that but i didnt have the picture, so thanks for giving it to me
User avatar #147 - gramernazi (06/14/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
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#1052 - I see your point there. I do kinda like feel channel though. B… 06/14/2012 on Infinite feels -1
#372 - peter's grandparents? You mean his uncle? 06/14/2012 on batman quite bitching -2
#1050 - How does he have no balls? He probably doesn't want to make th…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2012 on Infinite feels -1
User avatar #1051 - chardey (06/14/2012) [-]
All those people posting something about the sad fate of other people, just to amuse oneself and others... thats just sick. Thats no stuff to amuse about. Thats just unsensitiv and immoral. Give me red thumbs. I don't care about them. But this sick stuff has to end!
User avatar #1052 - gramernazi (06/14/2012) [-]
I see your point there. I do kinda like feel channel though. But you're right. It's kinda stupid.
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User avatar #18 - mayormilkman (10/18/2013) [-]
butts
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User avatar #16 to #14 - gramernazi (11/18/2012) [-]
That was a good short story. If you have to continue it, maybe you should use 3rd or 1st person, because 2nd person stories don't tend to be very long but if it's not as long as a book then I say you should keep it. It's not that much of a creepypasta but that's not necessarily a bad thing. It didn't give me as much fear as some of them but then again I have lights on. The story is really relate-able except that I wouldn't really get up to go to the bathroom. For a short story, it's well written. I give it about a 8 to 9 out of 10.
User avatar #17 to #16 - whomadewho (11/18/2012) [-]
thank you
User avatar #15 to #14 - gramernazi (11/18/2012) [-]
Cool, I'll start reading it soon.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - gramernazi (10/05/2012) [-]
Well sure what do you want?
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User avatar #2 to #1 - gramernazi (10/09/2011) [-]
... the name is supposed to be a joke... you call yourself knopeyup yet you are retarded...
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User avatar #4 to #3 - gramernazi (10/09/2011) [-]
oh... then I too apologize.
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