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Age: 23
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, N64, Gamecube, Super Nintendo, PS2
Video Games Played: Fallout, Amazing Spider-man
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Date Signed Up:3/10/2011
Last Login:9/18/2014
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#120 - Isn't this off the frontpage of all time? 01/19/2013 on Catapult! 0
#95 - Wait. Global warming or some **** will take care of it.  [+] (24 new replies) 01/19/2013 on wat -3
User avatar #124 - princeofbrokensoul (01/19/2013) [-]
not in time.
#96 - scodran (01/19/2013) [-]
and by the time you finally reach your slut, she is too old

pic kind of related - it's her
User avatar #97 - gramernazi (01/19/2013) [-]
Some polar ice caps or glaciers or something freezes her.
#98 - scodran (01/19/2013) [-]
Wich contributes to getting the hot slut in what way?
#100 - gramernazi (01/19/2013) [-]
**gramernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Scooby snacks is one hell of a drug ** I don't know. Let's just say science happens and that is how I get my slut. Pic-most-likely-unrelated.
#101 - scodran (01/19/2013) [-]
dat roll
#103 - gramernazi (01/19/2013) [-]
**gramernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #45585 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** Ah fuck. I swear this one is un-related.
#105 - scodran (01/19/2013) [-]
well, since football is probably not related with hot sluts beneath waterfalls of shit, you're probably right
#106 - gramernazi (01/19/2013) [-]
**gramernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Tumblr after dark #2 ** Yes... so anyway I would use science to get the slut.
#108 - scodran (01/19/2013) [-]
brilliant strategy after all
#113 - grumpythefirst (01/19/2013) [-]
**grumpythefirst rolled a random image posted in comment #438250 at Anime & Manga ** I will loan you my invention -pic-
#114 - scodran (01/19/2013) [-]
unrelevant pic is unrelevant
#109 - gramernazi (01/19/2013) [-]
**gramernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at 12t ** So I use pikmin to get the slut? Damn it internet. Give me a straight answer.
#110 - scodran (01/19/2013) [-]
use it to block the waterfall of shit
#111 - gramernazi (01/19/2013) [-]
**gramernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at It's time to stop...now... ** Seems too simple.
#112 - scodran (01/19/2013) [-]
sometimes the easiest solution is the best solution
#118 - gramernazi (01/19/2013) [-]
**gramernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #2512498 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** You're right. Take this picture. Use it when needed.
#119 - scodran (01/19/2013) [-]
why would i need an old wizard with a red nose?
#120 - gramernazi (01/19/2013) [-]
**gramernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at sorry ladies ** I would like to have a wizard with a red nose... okay then take this one.
#121 - scodran (01/19/2013) [-]
that one might become useful

have this cute kitten in return
#122 - gramernazi (01/19/2013) [-]
**gramernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Tigger ** Well since mine was a gift for your actions I have to repay your gift. Take this.
#144 - hankeypankey (01/19/2013) [-]
**hankeypankey rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Harry potter mutations ** I don't give a duck what you guys say, this pic WILL be related.
#126 - anonymous (01/19/2013) [-]
Your name and that picture are flawless.
#123 - scodran (01/19/2013) [-]
well thanks good sir
#185 - Guys I'm really happy with this post. It's a religious post th… 01/18/2013 on oh you Jesus +3
#268 - Why does someone need to associate manliness with shows that t… 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun -1
#110 - My pleasure, too, man. Not very common that people on the inte… 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun +1
#108 - **** man, that crap really sucks. I feel bad for … 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun 0
#105 - Ah yeah. Did you hear about his wife? That was really sick.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun 0
User avatar #107 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
its a shame, went there on leave to go shooting they had a ATF guy in the store watching everything since his wife owned the guns
User avatar #108 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Shit man, that crap really sucks. I feel bad for the dude and his family.
#102 - Good show. I can't disagree with anything you just said. Good …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun +1
#109 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #110 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
My pleasure, too, man. Not very common that people on the internet have intelligence in their words.
#101 - Wait is that the one in Colorado? I live like a mile from that place.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun 0
User avatar #103 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #105 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Ah yeah. Did you hear about his wife? That was really sick.
User avatar #107 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
its a shame, went there on leave to go shooting they had a ATF guy in the store watching everything since his wife owned the guns
User avatar #108 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Shit man, that crap really sucks. I feel bad for the dude and his family.
#97 - I'd rather lift, brah. Just kidding but, I guess that's cool i…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun 0
User avatar #98 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
thats pretty much where they are considering the amount of paper work required to own automatic guns, go look up dragon mans machine gun shoot on youtube
User avatar #101 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Wait is that the one in Colorado? I live like a mile from that place.
User avatar #103 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #105 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Ah yeah. Did you hear about his wife? That was really sick.
User avatar #107 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
its a shame, went there on leave to go shooting they had a ATF guy in the store watching everything since his wife owned the guns
User avatar #108 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Shit man, that crap really sucks. I feel bad for the dude and his family.
#95 - I know but I just don't understand who really needs fully auto…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun 0
#113 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
actually the intention was that it is to keep the government in check
User avatar #96 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
Why not they are fun to shoot for those not in the military some see it as a stress reliever give it a try some time
User avatar #97 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
I'd rather lift, brah. Just kidding but, I guess that's cool if they're only used in like firing ranges.
User avatar #98 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
thats pretty much where they are considering the amount of paper work required to own automatic guns, go look up dragon mans machine gun shoot on youtube
User avatar #101 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Wait is that the one in Colorado? I live like a mile from that place.
User avatar #103 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #105 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Ah yeah. Did you hear about his wife? That was really sick.
User avatar #107 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
its a shame, went there on leave to go shooting they had a ATF guy in the store watching everything since his wife owned the guns
User avatar #108 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Shit man, that crap really sucks. I feel bad for the dude and his family.
#55 - Ah yeah I have some gray. 01/18/2013 on watt +1
#90 - Oops, "an ordinary." And because you don't need more…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun 0
#100 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
#193 - miaandvinny (01/18/2013) [-]
But there's really no way to tell that they're ordinary (in the way that they won't shoot up a school) It's late, so I'm sorry if this sounds completely stupid, but if we ban automatic weapons from everyone, no one has to defend themselves with automatic weapons, from other people with automatic weapons.
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#266 - miaandvinny (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, if the goverment really want to take over, it probably could with it's missles. People are being shot with legalized guns, and we're worrying about the goverment going insane?
User avatar #128 - timxcampbell (01/18/2013) [-]
That is well-reasoned. It's in accord with what some people have argued, which is that modern government is so corrupted by special interests that it is a threat to us. (SOPA comes to mind.) You've heard that argument, I'm pretty sure.

Here's what puzzles me, though. If your reasoning is carried to its logical limit, does that not mean we should have the right to purchase landmines and Predator drones equipped with Hellfire missiles? I think this is what in Latin they call reductio ad absurdum.
#231 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #249 - timxcampbell (01/18/2013) [-]
Perhaps the “flaw” (as you call it) is that the problem is insoluble as posed. Consider nuclear war: it is insoluble; it cannot be won. As the movie WarGames had it, the only way to win is not to play. But we can't not play when one part of our society declares war on another part. The result is a second Civil War, and you know how horrible the first one was.

Perhaps the starting point for the solution is to look at the causes of violence and general unrest in the USA. It is, however, far harder for people to frankly critique the American Dream than to stock up piles of weaponry. Is it possible, though, that there are fundamental assumptions that need to be reconsidered? If so, how fundamental? Which ones?
User avatar #102 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Good show. I can't disagree with anything you just said. Good job man. You have my thumb.
#109 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #110 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
My pleasure, too, man. Not very common that people on the internet have intelligence in their words.
#86 - I'm sorry but why does a normal American that's not a soldier …  [+] (26 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Anti-Pro-Gun 0
#112 - admiralamory has deleted their comment.
User avatar #268 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Why does someone need to associate manliness with shows that the subject watches?
#192 - miaandvinny (01/18/2013) [-]
When was the last time someone killed 20 kids with MLP?
User avatar #94 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
fully automatic weapons require a class three licence, the average M4 clone or AK-47 are semi-automatic meaning one pull of the trigger one bullet
User avatar #95 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
I know but I just don't understand who really needs fully automatic weapons?
#113 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
actually the intention was that it is to keep the government in check
User avatar #96 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
Why not they are fun to shoot for those not in the military some see it as a stress reliever give it a try some time
User avatar #97 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
I'd rather lift, brah. Just kidding but, I guess that's cool if they're only used in like firing ranges.
User avatar #98 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
thats pretty much where they are considering the amount of paper work required to own automatic guns, go look up dragon mans machine gun shoot on youtube
User avatar #101 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Wait is that the one in Colorado? I live like a mile from that place.
User avatar #103 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #105 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Ah yeah. Did you hear about his wife? That was really sick.
User avatar #107 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
its a shame, went there on leave to go shooting they had a ATF guy in the store watching everything since his wife owned the guns
User avatar #108 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Shit man, that crap really sucks. I feel bad for the dude and his family.
#89 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #90 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Oops, "an ordinary." And because you don't need more than one bullet to stop an intruder. If you're a bad shot, I think a handgun has enough shots to take care of the situation. All that automatic weaponry is good for is shooting up schools and shit.
#100 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
#193 - miaandvinny (01/18/2013) [-]
But there's really no way to tell that they're ordinary (in the way that they won't shoot up a school) It's late, so I'm sorry if this sounds completely stupid, but if we ban automatic weapons from everyone, no one has to defend themselves with automatic weapons, from other people with automatic weapons.
#234 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
#266 - miaandvinny (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, if the goverment really want to take over, it probably could with it's missles. People are being shot with legalized guns, and we're worrying about the goverment going insane?
User avatar #128 - timxcampbell (01/18/2013) [-]
That is well-reasoned. It's in accord with what some people have argued, which is that modern government is so corrupted by special interests that it is a threat to us. (SOPA comes to mind.) You've heard that argument, I'm pretty sure.

Here's what puzzles me, though. If your reasoning is carried to its logical limit, does that not mean we should have the right to purchase landmines and Predator drones equipped with Hellfire missiles? I think this is what in Latin they call reductio ad absurdum.
#231 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #249 - timxcampbell (01/18/2013) [-]
Perhaps the “flaw” (as you call it) is that the problem is insoluble as posed. Consider nuclear war: it is insoluble; it cannot be won. As the movie WarGames had it, the only way to win is not to play. But we can't not play when one part of our society declares war on another part. The result is a second Civil War, and you know how horrible the first one was.

Perhaps the starting point for the solution is to look at the causes of violence and general unrest in the USA. It is, however, far harder for people to frankly critique the American Dream than to stock up piles of weaponry. Is it possible, though, that there are fundamental assumptions that need to be reconsidered? If so, how fundamental? Which ones?
User avatar #102 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
Good show. I can't disagree with anything you just said. Good job man. You have my thumb.
#109 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #110 - gramernazi (01/18/2013) [-]
My pleasure, too, man. Not very common that people on the internet have intelligence in their words.
#48 - Ernie Bushmiller just couldn't sine his name like a normal person. 01/18/2013 on Like a Lady 0
#216 - I did. And then I saw the title and description. 01/18/2013 on If you can fap to this... +1
#4672 - Never gonna give you up. Ever. 01/18/2013 on luluQ's profile 0
#101 - I don't think they would be that mad. Oh and "T! T is for… 01/18/2013 on title +4
#73 - **gramernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at… 01/17/2013 on When your faith in humanity... +4
#98 - Oh god yes. 01/15/2013 on R34 0
#89 - I hear Discord is making an appearance in a future episode.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2013 on R34 0
#97 - sixfootfive (01/15/2013) [-]
To be precise, he returns this Saturday!

And in a Fluttershy episode, no less. :)
User avatar #98 - gramernazi (01/15/2013) [-]
Oh god yes.
#93 - Scroll up just a little bit and change where it says "Sort:" 01/15/2013 on dramatic breakup 0
#401 - Where it says Comments(#) look to the right. Sort: Newest inst…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2013 on Anyone else realize this? +1
User avatar #481 - zombiejew (01/16/2013) [-]
Thanks bruh, never would have figured it out without you.
#172 - Yup. I typed in "A" "D" "M" &quo… 01/15/2013 on Facebook (2) 0
#148 - Yeah I know I did that. Just don't know why whoever the magica…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Facebook (2) 0
User avatar #158 - TheBarneyStinson (01/14/2013) [-]
God dammit, is that really what magical fairy princess expects to be called now?
User avatar #172 - gramernazi (01/15/2013) [-]
Yup. I typed in "A" "D" "M" "I" "N" and it popped up as magical fairy princess.
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#26 - chrisel (06/30/2014) [-]
Why isn't this your
Why isn't this your
User avatar #27 to #26 - chrisel (06/30/2014) [-]
Profile picture?
#28 to #27 - gramernazi (07/01/2014) [-]
**gramernazi rolled image** Idk, not really a gimmick page but I'll try it
**gramernazi rolled image** Idk, not really a gimmick page but I'll try it
User avatar #20 - garbageboy (06/29/2014) [-]
ok I just commented a little bit of bait on there, I think it may be too funny though, people will laugh and thumb it up.
User avatar #21 to #20 - garbageboy (06/29/2014) [-]
just tell me what you think
User avatar #22 to #21 - gramernazi (06/29/2014) [-]
Haha, might work, might be a little too relevent though
User avatar #23 to #22 - garbageboy (06/29/2014) [-]
ok deleted that one in favor of some better bait, please sticky that other one instead
User avatar #24 to #23 - gramernazi (06/29/2014) [-]
Pretty good
User avatar #25 to #24 - garbageboy (06/29/2014) [-]
thanks a ton for the sticky, man.
Let's just hope this works!
#19 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #18 - mayormilkman (10/18/2013) [-]
butts
#14 - whomadewho has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16 to #14 - gramernazi (11/18/2012) [-]
That was a good short story. If you have to continue it, maybe you should use 3rd or 1st person, because 2nd person stories don't tend to be very long but if it's not as long as a book then I say you should keep it. It's not that much of a creepypasta but that's not necessarily a bad thing. It didn't give me as much fear as some of them but then again I have lights on. The story is really relate-able except that I wouldn't really get up to go to the bathroom. For a short story, it's well written. I give it about a 8 to 9 out of 10.
User avatar #17 to #16 - whomadewho (11/18/2012) [-]
thank you
User avatar #15 to #14 - gramernazi (11/18/2012) [-]
Cool, I'll start reading it soon.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - gramernazi (10/05/2012) [-]
Well sure what do you want?
#1 - knopeyup **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - gramernazi (10/09/2011) [-]
... the name is supposed to be a joke... you call yourself knopeyup yet you are retarded...
#3 to #2 - knopeyup **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - gramernazi (10/09/2011) [-]
oh... then I too apologize.
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