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#45 - Well not everyone can come up with something as clever as &quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on Hot Fuzz +2
User avatar #89 - anusraper (01/24/2014) [-]
ow, now i feel insulted :'(
#25 - It's probably a coincidence. Eerie though. You're not an Engli…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/24/2014 on Hot Fuzz 0
User avatar #50 - Hreidmar (01/24/2014) [-]
Nah. Chemistry and Music Theory. That's a relief. I don't have to play the guessing game when I next come into class.
User avatar #54 - gramernazi (01/24/2014) [-]
Ah, well that's good. Have you ever ran into a student on here?
User avatar #124 - Hreidmar (01/24/2014) [-]
One of mine actually did a rant against me on here, on one of the posts with teachers involved. He was one of the 'I'm too smart for homework, and when I fail tests it's because I'm graded unfairly' brigade. Lately he's gotten a lot better, though, so he's actually passing.
User avatar #125 - gramernazi (01/24/2014) [-]
Haha, nice. So that was awkward I'm guessing.
User avatar #126 - Hreidmar (01/24/2014) [-]
It was actually pretty amusing, given that most of what he wrote was easily proved untrue.
User avatar #127 - gramernazi (01/24/2014) [-]
Did you guys become best friends because of it, or did you both think less of each other.
User avatar #128 - Hreidmar (01/24/2014) [-]
Oh, he doesn't know I'm on this site. I know who he is because he described the exact test and grades he failed perfectly, but I have never and have no intention of telling him that I know he browses this site and used to rant against me all the time. He's gotten his head out of his arse now anyway, and is, if not a good student, at least passing the course and putting in some work.
User avatar #129 - gramernazi (01/24/2014) [-]
Haha, had he ever claimed that he was old or something that he wasn't?
User avatar #130 - Hreidmar (01/24/2014) [-]
Nah, he mostly stuck to claiming that his teachers (including me) never gave him any chances and that he could do the homework, he just chose not to. The latter might be true, but then he hardly has grounds to claim that it's unfair I gave him 0's for homework I never receive.
User avatar #132 - gramernazi (01/24/2014) [-]
So none of your students know that you're on here?
User avatar #133 - Hreidmar (01/24/2014) [-]
None of my students know, and I intend to keep it that way. While I have no shame about going on this website (us fossils like our entertainment too,) it could be misconstrued by some, especially since this website contains an NSFW section. It could potentially affect my career.
#21 - Holy poo, you sound exactly like my teacher.  [+] (13 new replies) 01/24/2014 on Hot Fuzz 0
User avatar #24 - Hreidmar (01/24/2014) [-]
Given that I am a teacher, perhaps I am your teacher, in which case this might be rather awkward.
User avatar #25 - gramernazi (01/24/2014) [-]
It's probably a coincidence. Eerie though. You're not an English teacher, are you?
User avatar #50 - Hreidmar (01/24/2014) [-]
Nah. Chemistry and Music Theory. That's a relief. I don't have to play the guessing game when I next come into class.
User avatar #54 - gramernazi (01/24/2014) [-]
Ah, well that's good. Have you ever ran into a student on here?
User avatar #124 - Hreidmar (01/24/2014) [-]
One of mine actually did a rant against me on here, on one of the posts with teachers involved. He was one of the 'I'm too smart for homework, and when I fail tests it's because I'm graded unfairly' brigade. Lately he's gotten a lot better, though, so he's actually passing.
User avatar #125 - gramernazi (01/24/2014) [-]
Haha, nice. So that was awkward I'm guessing.
User avatar #126 - Hreidmar (01/24/2014) [-]
It was actually pretty amusing, given that most of what he wrote was easily proved untrue.
User avatar #127 - gramernazi (01/24/2014) [-]
Did you guys become best friends because of it, or did you both think less of each other.
User avatar #128 - Hreidmar (01/24/2014) [-]
Oh, he doesn't know I'm on this site. I know who he is because he described the exact test and grades he failed perfectly, but I have never and have no intention of telling him that I know he browses this site and used to rant against me all the time. He's gotten his head out of his arse now anyway, and is, if not a good student, at least passing the course and putting in some work.
User avatar #129 - gramernazi (01/24/2014) [-]
Haha, had he ever claimed that he was old or something that he wasn't?
User avatar #130 - Hreidmar (01/24/2014) [-]
Nah, he mostly stuck to claiming that his teachers (including me) never gave him any chances and that he could do the homework, he just chose not to. The latter might be true, but then he hardly has grounds to claim that it's unfair I gave him 0's for homework I never receive.
User avatar #132 - gramernazi (01/24/2014) [-]
So none of your students know that you're on here?
User avatar #133 - Hreidmar (01/24/2014) [-]
None of my students know, and I intend to keep it that way. While I have no shame about going on this website (us fossils like our entertainment too,) it could be misconstrued by some, especially since this website contains an NSFW section. It could potentially affect my career.
#120 - The pencil one reminds me a lot of the Simpsons... 01/09/2014 on German Man 0
#85 - Hmmm, phone chargers and post it notes?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Apples 0
User avatar #94 - spawnsy (01/07/2014) [-]
They can both remind you of an upcoming event
#62 - I wish jason segel would of been one of the survivors 01/04/2014 on This is the end 0
#40 - The front page is really good right now. 12/27/2013 on (untitled) 0
#164 - I just don't like that they have to label the society that man… 11/30/2013 on brace yourself for feels trip 0
#158 - I'm half way in between being an introvert and extrovert but I…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2013 on brace yourself for feels trip 0
User avatar #162 - IamEllis (11/30/2013) [-]
it's not that they are making them out to be jerks, its just proving a point that most of today's societies are extroverted
User avatar #164 - gramernazi (11/30/2013) [-]
I just don't like that they have to label the society that many people disprove of as purely extroverts.
#562 - You know, I used to think that guy was just an asshole until I…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Wut? 0
User avatar #564 - bjorntheberserk (11/29/2013) [-]
Thing is he does not have to associate with the dumbest people on earth. Think he does it to feel more intelligent than he is, purely an ego trip.
User avatar #570 - kanadetenshi (11/29/2013) [-]
If he really did only associate with those kind of people then he wouldn't have stopped debating creationists, now he only really discusses things with scholars.
User avatar #571 - bjorntheberserk (11/29/2013) [-]
Then why is he talking to this chick?
User avatar #574 - kanadetenshi (11/29/2013) [-]
This interview was from a documentary back in 2008 called the genius of darwin (before he decided to stop debating creationists), she was one of the people he interviewed because she was the president of a pretty big anti-evolution organization back then. I don't think that he could've known beforehand that she was so stpid
#107 - I think, if he thought what I'm thinking right now, maybe he w…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on India To Mars 0
User avatar #116 - davidavidson (11/27/2013) [-]
Ok Brenni, ok.
#53 - More like UbiFacts cause the game was developed by ubisoft 11/03/2013 on How to twitter 0
#42 - Maybe he kidnapped her to give her singing lessons and facial … 10/16/2013 on Piers? 0
#78 - Wow such comeback! Much smart! Very love! Such good job! 10/06/2013 on Moon Moon Strikes Again +1
#103 - thanks doge 10/06/2013 on Doge spotter 0
#104 - A few years ago, didn't Atheism be the term to describe people… 09/02/2013 on yep +2
#101 - Hahah I was actually kind of pissed at the professor's "p… 09/02/2013 on yep +1
#43 - Well I mean, it would be quite likely to do so since Marvel ta…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2013 on Nice Shootin', Legolas +1
User avatar #45 - bowties (09/02/2013) [-]
But DC uses real cities too

Vibe lives in Detroit
#151 - Yeah the Injustice outfit made me just think of why the … 08/30/2013 on Batfeels 0
#149 - Oh my God, I just imagined what if Robin had said that instead… 08/30/2013 on Batfeels 0
#85 - Yeah when I was younger my dad showed me his music too but tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2013 on Wake me up when september... 0
User avatar #87 - achimp (08/30/2013) [-]
That's the one, I love that video.

#80 - Hmmm, that's true I guess.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Wake me up when september... 0
User avatar #82 - achimp (08/30/2013) [-]
It is. I'm a younger guy, my dad turned me on to all of these bands, and it's just depressing that the only sort of bands I have to look forward to putting albums out when I get older is Green Day and Rise Against. You can't find that 80s/70s punk feel anymore.

And Glenn Danzig is a huge fucking douche. That's why I don't listen to Danzig. I like the Misfits songs because they're creepy and weird, but the scary part is Glenn Danzig actually believes what he sang.

Have you seen the video of Glenn Danzig getting socked in the face? It's fucking awesome.
User avatar #85 - gramernazi (08/30/2013) [-]
Yeah when I was younger my dad showed me his music too but that was basically Kiss and Pink Floyd. My brother then started liking stuff like Green Day and I guess I just copied him. And oh yes I love that video. That's the one where he's telling someone to move their shit and the guy just knocks him out right? Yeah I like Michale Graves way better though.
User avatar #87 - achimp (08/30/2013) [-]
That's the one, I love that video.

#76 - ***** , back in the day, Greenday was actually pre…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Wake me up when september... +2
User avatar #78 - achimp (08/30/2013) [-]
You're absolutely right. Green Day wasn't bad "back in the day."

What I was trying to point out (in less words) was that today Green Day has bastardized the genre with their later albums, and younger people want to be able to say they like punk, but don't want to make an effort - that is, find bands that aren't ceaselessly pandering.
User avatar #80 - gramernazi (08/30/2013) [-]
Hmmm, that's true I guess.
User avatar #82 - achimp (08/30/2013) [-]
It is. I'm a younger guy, my dad turned me on to all of these bands, and it's just depressing that the only sort of bands I have to look forward to putting albums out when I get older is Green Day and Rise Against. You can't find that 80s/70s punk feel anymore.

And Glenn Danzig is a huge fucking douche. That's why I don't listen to Danzig. I like the Misfits songs because they're creepy and weird, but the scary part is Glenn Danzig actually believes what he sang.

Have you seen the video of Glenn Danzig getting socked in the face? It's fucking awesome.
User avatar #85 - gramernazi (08/30/2013) [-]
Yeah when I was younger my dad showed me his music too but that was basically Kiss and Pink Floyd. My brother then started liking stuff like Green Day and I guess I just copied him. And oh yes I love that video. That's the one where he's telling someone to move their shit and the guy just knocks him out right? Yeah I like Michale Graves way better though.
User avatar #87 - achimp (08/30/2013) [-]
That's the one, I love that video.

#76 - I'm sorry but why can't you care for both? 08/30/2013 on Playstation Plus vs. Xbox Live 0
#36 - That sounds great. 08/30/2013 on Did You Know Gaming... +1
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#26 - chrisel (06/30/2014) [-]
Why isn't this your
Why isn't this your
User avatar #27 to #26 - chrisel (06/30/2014) [-]
Profile picture?
#28 to #27 - gramernazi (07/01/2014) [-]
**gramernazi rolled image** Idk, not really a gimmick page but I'll try it
**gramernazi rolled image** Idk, not really a gimmick page but I'll try it
User avatar #20 - garbageboy (06/29/2014) [-]
ok I just commented a little bit of bait on there, I think it may be too funny though, people will laugh and thumb it up.
User avatar #21 to #20 - garbageboy (06/29/2014) [-]
just tell me what you think
User avatar #22 to #21 - gramernazi (06/29/2014) [-]
Haha, might work, might be a little too relevent though
User avatar #23 to #22 - garbageboy (06/29/2014) [-]
ok deleted that one in favor of some better bait, please sticky that other one instead
User avatar #24 to #23 - gramernazi (06/29/2014) [-]
Pretty good
User avatar #25 to #24 - garbageboy (06/29/2014) [-]
thanks a ton for the sticky, man.
Let's just hope this works!
#19 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #18 - mayormilkman (10/18/2013) [-]
butts
#14 - whomadewho has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16 to #14 - gramernazi (11/18/2012) [-]
That was a good short story. If you have to continue it, maybe you should use 3rd or 1st person, because 2nd person stories don't tend to be very long but if it's not as long as a book then I say you should keep it. It's not that much of a creepypasta but that's not necessarily a bad thing. It didn't give me as much fear as some of them but then again I have lights on. The story is really relate-able except that I wouldn't really get up to go to the bathroom. For a short story, it's well written. I give it about a 8 to 9 out of 10.
User avatar #17 to #16 - whomadewho (11/18/2012) [-]
thank you
User avatar #15 to #14 - gramernazi (11/18/2012) [-]
Cool, I'll start reading it soon.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - gramernazi (10/05/2012) [-]
Well sure what do you want?
#1 - knopeyup **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - gramernazi (10/09/2011) [-]
... the name is supposed to be a joke... you call yourself knopeyup yet you are retarded...
#3 to #2 - knopeyup **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - gramernazi (10/09/2011) [-]
oh... then I too apologize.
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